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Blackpink is a shitty K-pop group and the girl version of BTS. They’re a bunch of "talented" singers, and rappers. To be all cutesy they wear kawaii outfits, however, don't let their clothes fool you, they're gigantic whores. Their fanbase is almost as bad as BTS, and they try to force you into stanning them.

Members

  • Jisoo: The one who does fucking nothing.
  • Jennie: She sings and raps and that's about it.
  • Rose: She sings and dances but doesn't rap.
  • Lisa: She carries the entire team by singing, dancing AND rapping.

Songs

None of Blackpink's songs are worth anything as they're the exact same to other girl Kpop groups: They sing, rap and dance over some loud noises or [[Earrape|ear-raping] trap beats.

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Fans

Their fans are the absolute epitome of cringe. The fanbase of Blackpink consists solely of koreaboos, 16 year old girls, and 12 year old girls. Their fans will flock across Twatter spamming fancams anywhere you go. Fans will say "Blackpink paved their own way!" to make their group seem like victims of the Holocaust or something. The Stans that say this have no absolutely no fucking idea what this term actually means. Blackpink Didn't Pave Their Own Way, it's just something these Stans made up. These fans will call you racist for not liking their group. Yes, you’re racist for saying something negative about Blackpink. Social justice has come so far.

See Also

BTS

Kpop

Koreaboos

Korea

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