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Twin Flames Universe

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With Twin Flame's guidance, you too can find a beautiful partner like Isaiah and Sage.

Twin Flames Universe is a match-making cult ran and founded by two social media grifters, Jeff and Shaleia "Divine" (powerwords: Jeff Ayan and Meghan Plante) who have a gist for helping loveshy dweebs find their "twin flame" (i.e. their soul mate) by choosing among their cult who they will spend the rest of their life with based on some precariously dubious personality tests. Their courses can cost up to $10,000 in total yet there are still some devotees who are willing to pay that much to have some guy named Jeff dictate their life choices. Controversially, they refused to assign gay men to a twin flame of the same sex— but hold your horses; that doesn't make them based as they still advised said homofaggots to transition in order to bypass the known law that God hates fags, thus TFU is running on the metaphysical belief that "traps are not gay" — true New Age quackery. They're many controversies were notably exposed by former members in a trendy Netflix documentary.

Messiah Complex

In 2019, Jeff and Shaleia started calling themselves "Father" and "Mother Christ" and formed the Church of Union where they practice "Unionism", a religion that aims to amalgamate all religion into a gross perversion of their original scriptures for the sake of mass-appeal and spiritual unity, as well as to gain tax exemptions for being a church and to test their members' gullibility by claiming to be the second coming of Jesus Christ just for looking kind of similar to depictions of Jesus. Additionally, their daughter is referred to as the "Princess of all Creation" and together they are "the Master Christ: Eternal Ruler of all Creation by God's Living Hand".

Subsidiaries of the Church of Union

Twin Flames Universe has a somewhat vast collection of enterprises situated on the internet that are meant to coincide with their courses and sell more bogus to their members. All of their services are extremely expensive btw.

Divine Dish

Divine Dish is a food subscription service that is meant to "support your spiritual life through food and to help you deepen your relationship with food & your body". Usually, these types of food services are meant to help their customers lose weight, but Divine Dish only exists to fuel Jeff's chubby fetish.

Mind Alignment Process

Mind Alignment Process is a mental healing service that claims to help cure PTSD and other made-up mental conditions through their pseudo-spiritual practices. It's like regular therapy but even more of a rip-off. The organization, like TFU as a whole, claims to be LGBT-friendly and also abbreviates to MAP— coincidence?!

Divine Games

Yep, TFU even makes video games. So far, they only made one Minecraft mod called Nightmare Craft in which FIVE-HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS was expunged into its creation. Unlike a lot TFU's previous scams, Nightmare Craft is entirely free to play, making it more of a passion project if anything, as construction of this mod began in 2022 and seems to have been receiving updates even up until 2025. In fact, the whole cult gimmick was probably just a front to fund the creation of this mod — or it's just a very exorbitant recruitment propaganda. With over 100 hours worth of playtime, the game has been criticized as very grindy and also seems to have a theming conflict, being set a medieval fantasy world, yet using guns as weapons and fighting an assortment of monsters from werewolves to Dune worms. Otherwise, the mod seems exceedingly decent for what it is.

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Nightmare Craft: Chapter 1 - The Awakening trailer
Nightmare Craft: Chapter 2 - Death & Ressurection trailer
An unfunny video about shrooms.
Two twin flames showing off their Minecraft world (unrelated to Nightmarecraft).

Fun fact: Jeff use to go by the name "Ender Ayanethos", which he claims to be named after some nerd shit called Ender's Game, but we all know he secretly has an affinity for the tall, dark wanderers of Minecraft's End dimension.

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