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Aco Martinović
This article is about a recent Chimpout. Please add more information, pictures, and Lulz as more information is available
This person has ADHD. consider yourself warned for the uncontrollable and inhumane levels of retardation ahead. |
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
This person is a fierce alcoholic
You can help by sending them pamphlets and donating your liver. |
On New Years Day, just hours after the New Orleans welfare monkey attack, a European hero named Saint Aco Martinović (Montenigran: Наци геройӗ) would throw a murderous hissy fit bring great justice to his country of Mountain Nigger after losing a bar fight lol. In the end, He would score 12 frags and leave behind 4 survivors, 2 of the dead being lolis. This, the previously mentioned Nigger attack, and the Las Vegas libtard attack 2025 were a perfect start to 2025.
Robryát Cardovic | |
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Born | 1979 or 1980 |
Died | January 1, 2025 (aged 45) |
Nationality: | Montenegroin |
Occupation | Alcoholic |
Highscore | Killed 12, injured 4 |
Top 50? | No, but 1st in his country |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Motive | Lost a Bar fight lol |
Background
Our Martyr was born either in 1979 or 1980. He was known for being an alcoholic and beating his wife. That's all we know so far
Graded score
Kill count: | 12/20 4 injuries |
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Accuracy: | 15/20 Sucessfully hit 75% of his targets while drunk |
Style: | 20/20 comitted 5 shootings and shot up the same city that had the only other mass shooting in the country |
Butthurt: | 11/20 massive butthurt in the Balkans, No one else cares |
Bonus: | 20/20 Worst mass shooting in Montenegro history |
See also
- New Orleans truck attack - Happened just hours earlier, beat Aco to first scorer of 2025
- Robert Card - same deal but in 'Murica