Sup Dawg

The meme reaches its logical conclusion.

SUP DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE THE CHOCOLATE RAINZ.

Another not-a-music-video TV show on MTV, Pimp My Ride is hosted by dyslexic, Los Angeles gangsta rapper; Xzibit.

Synopsis

Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib - West Coast Customs - strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.

Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he installs TV's in the one place everybody can see it - mainly in the trunk or the outside of the car, and replaces the rest of the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends) but mainly for maximum lulz.

Xzibit sometimes consults on screenplays for art films.

For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Lulz! Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:

A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage - [1]
A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura Legend - [2]
A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus - [3]
A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner - [4]
A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer - [5]

However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.

Video Game Adaptation

Recently: A highly successful video game adaptation of Pimp My Ride was made. According to MTV, it is the best game of all time. It features voice work from that chick that plays Foxxy Love in that lulzy TV show on Comedy Central, Drawn Together; the only good show on Comedy Central, along with the always lulzy The Colbert Report. The game received scores of 9,001% on every review site so you should go buy it, you dumb fuck.

The Meme

A new b and 4chan meme with so much potential lulz that it will make your head explode with epic delight. Behold:

YO/SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE X, SO WE PUT X IN YO X SO YOU CAN Y WHILE YOU Y.

Using the above formula, one can fill in the blanks to create a "Mad Xzibs" as they have been dubbed (from the word game Mad Libs).

Based on Xzibit's catchphrase from the show, the meme sets the lulz trap by letting /b/tards fill in the gaps where the car owner's "hobby" and the resulting pimped-out ride's modifications are left open to the /b/magination. It has generated much original content and the average /b/tard's response to a SUP DAWG thread is usually something along the lines of, "Oh exploitable".

There will always be one asstard who posts "SUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ...", but this is inevitable.

PROTIP: The original and correct format is "SUP DAWG". Don't be a faggot by putting "YO DAWG".

The Comeback

The meme originally became very popular in mid-2007, then eventually took a back seat to newer memes, popping up every now and then, as is the way of chan memes. However, a rather sudden surge brought it back to life in full force in late 2008. This has had both good and bad results. The good is a surge in quotes and a bunch of new photoshops, providing some decent new content. The bad is that /b/ doesn't age well, and so most of the new content is complete shit and the dumbfucks perpetuating the revival of the joke don't know how to do it right. While they don't seem to understand any of the popular memes 4chan's /toy/ never the less tries and somehow manages to not only make them their own but endear themselves to each other as only /toy/ can. It's also worth noting that while the original incarnation didn't have a very strict template to follow, all new uses of the meme seem to repeat the subject at hand, à la "PUT A CAR IN YO CAR." For example:

(NORMAL) SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAMES, SO WE PUT A GAME IN YOUR GAME SO YOU CAN PLAY WHILE YOU PLAY.
(PRO) SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DICTIONARIES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN YOUR CANARY BECAUSE THE LIBRARY WAS TOO FAR AWAY.

SUP DAWG

How It Can Get You Killed

Annoying as shit Newfag

This is hilarious.

SUP DAWG, ADD A QUOTE

Post any and all good SUP DAWG quotes here:

On-topic
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIEK TO TROLL SO WE PUT A COMPUTER ON YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU CAN TROLL WHILE YOU TROLL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE USB LINE, SO WE PUT... I'LL SHOW YOU LATER.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS SO WE PUT A BOMB INTO YOUR VAN.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE STEVIE WONDER SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE SEVERELY HARD-OF-HEARING, SO WE PUT 7 BIG ASS HEARIN AIDS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN CRANK DAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE A DENTIST, SO WE FILLED YOUR AIR BAG WITH NITROUS OXIDE SO YOU CAN PERFORM ORAL SURGERY ON YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE CAR ACCIDENT YOU GET IN AFTER HUFFING TOO MUCH NITROUS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU WERE A SURGEON, SO WE PUT AN OPERATING TABLE IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN PERFORM LIFE SAVING HEART SURGERY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE VEGETABLES, SO WE PUT TERRI SCHIAVO IN THE BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE SINGING SHARK, SO I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR STEERING WHEEL SO YOU CAN SUCK MY DIIIIICK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU SAVED SOME LIVES FROM THE 9/11 ATTACK, SO WE PUT SOME JEW GOLD INSIDE YOUR ATM WHICH IS INSIDE YOUR CAR, WATCH OUT FOR THE JEWS THOUGH
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BATMAN, SO WE KILLED YOUR PARENTS.
• SUP DAWG, HEARD YOU LIKE ME SO WE GONNA FUCK OR WHAT?
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD SO YOU CAN OPEN IT WHILE YOU DRIVE.

• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE JACK BAUER, SO WE PUT A TERRORIST IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN TORTURE HIM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MAH BOI SO WE PUT MAH BOI IN YOUR CAR, SO YOU CAN SQUADALA WHILE YOU DRIVE!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE STARCRAFT SO WE BUILT A SHITLOAD OF ZERGS IN YOUR TRUNK AND CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS ON THE ROOF.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXTREME ADVERTISING SO WE PUT ~~BILLY MAYS~~ LOL, DEAD! IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL THE POWER OF OXI CLEAN WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BACK TO THE FUTURE, SO WE PUT A FLUX CAPACITOR IN THE BACK SEAT SO YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WHILE YOU DRIVE 88 MILES PER HOUR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE FEELING GOOD, SO WE PUT ~~JAMES BROWN~~ LOL, DEAD! IN THE TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BOND SO WE PUT AN EYEPATCH ON YOUR SEATBELT SO YOU CAN LEAVE BOND TO YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORTALS SO WE PUT YOUR TRUNK IN YOUR GLOVE BOX.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE ORANGES SO WE BLASTED YO TRUNK WITH THE POWER OF ORANGES SO YOU CAN SMELL CITRUS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE PUT FLAVA FLAV IN YO CAR TO DOUBLE NIGGER YOUR NIGGERS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK SO WE PUT SOME SUITS IN YO TRUNK - WE GUARANTEE IT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST SO WE REPLACED YO GAS TANK WITH A BOX OF COOKIE CRISP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS, SO WE PUT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE FLEA MARKETS, SO WE PUT SAMMY STEPHENS IN YOUR CAR SO IT'S JUST LIKE, IT'S JUST A MINI MALL, HEY HEY.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BROADCASTING ON ALL AM FREQUENCIES, SO WE PUT ROBERT NEVILLE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU CAN SAVE THAT BACON WHILE YOU TALK TO MANNEQUINS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRIVATE PLANES, SO WE PUT TRAVIS BARKER IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOSEF FRITZL SO WE HOOKED YOU WITH A CELLAR IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO RAPE SHIT SO WE PUT ELISABETH FRITZL IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE SHIT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR FOR SPARE PARTS AND BOUGHT YOU A BROOMSTICK, YO.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACK SEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCIENTOLOGY, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKEDMY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SO WE PUT RAZOR BLADES IN YO STEERING WHEEL, SO YOU CAN CUT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO WE REPLACED YO DASHBOARD WITH A D20.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SARAH PALIN, SO WE LEFT YO CAR IN ALASKA SO YOU CAN SEE RUSSIA WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EUROPE SO WE PUT EUROPE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU COUNTDOWN WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE A COOL CAT SO WE PUT YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND SO YOU COULD LOOK LIKE A COOL CAT WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOUR SCOUTER WAS CRUSHED BY SOME JUICER FAGGOT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR HEADLIGHTS WITH SCOUTERS SO YOU CAN READ POWER LEVELS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FALCON PUNCH SO WE PUT CAPTAIN FALCON IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN GIVE SURPRISE ABORTIONS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE WILFORD BRIMLEY, SO WE PUT A CANDY DISPENSER IN YOUR CAR SO THAT YOU GET TYPE 2 DIABEETUS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN' SHIT, SO WE PUT LAZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP WHILE YOU WHOOP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO SO WE PUT A SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN OSHI-
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE "SUP DAWG" MEME, SO WE PUT A "SUP DAWG" MEME IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN IMAGINE ALL THE OTHER USELESS SHIT WE WOULD HAVE DUCT TAPED INTO YOUR CAR!!!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MINDFUCKS SO WHEN YOU SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR CAR, YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRESSIN CHARGES SO WE PUT GEORGE W BUSH AND THAT NIGGA WHO RAPED YOU IN YOUR CAR THEN SENT YOUNG JEEZY AS LE COUP DE GRACE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK, SO WE TURNED ON YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT 25MB IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY ALL YOUR BASE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU PULL YOUR PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO GO PEE SO WE PUT A TOILET IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU HATE FAGS, SO WE PUT FRED PHELPS IN YOUR BACKSEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE THE INTERNET, SO WE MADE YOUR CAR INTO A BIG TRUCK.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU MADE A SHITTY EDIT, SO WE PUT A HANDGUN IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE CUT YOUR BRAKES, FILLED YOUR AIR BAG WITH AIDS-INFECTED NEEDLES AND RUSTY NAILS, POSTED YOUR DOX ON 12CHAN AND FBI.GOV AND RAPED YOUR MOM.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN YOUR CAR WITH A VIDEOCAMERA.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT, SO YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAMES, SO WE PUT THE GAME IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN LOSE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOTGUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK. FAGGOT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RAPETRAIN SO WE TOOK THE BRAKES OUT OF YOUR CAR SO THAT YOU CAN RAPE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF FLASHY USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL RARELY USE AND NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JUNK IN THE TRUNK SO WE PUT TONS OF WRECKAGE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN NEW ORLEANS IN YO TRUNK.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEEDING SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR BRAKES.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUT SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR AIRBAG WITH SHIT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE PUT ONLY ONE PEDAL IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGGER, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOLF SO WE PUT A GOLF COURSE IN YO TRUNK SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RIMJOBS, SO WE SWITCHED YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT WITH A 12 YEAR-OLD CHINESE BOY AND STOLE YOUR WHEELS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TALENTED AFRICAN-AMERICANS SO WE PUT NOTHING IN YOUR TRUNK.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXERCISE SO WE STOLE YO CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE MOVED INTO YO BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DILDOS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STICK SHIFT WITH A DONG THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BEDPOST. IT'S DUAL-ENDED SO YOU CAN ORGASM WHILE YOU ORGASM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOUR DATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOMENTARILY ON HER PERIOD, SO WE PERMANENTLY REPLACED ALL YOUR SEATS WITH MENSTRUAL PADS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JAZZ, SO WE PUT A JAZZ QUARTET IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN JIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGAS SO WE PUT A NIGGA IN YO CAR, AND NOW YO CARS GONE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CRUSHING CARS, SO WE PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN CRUSH WHILE YOU CRUSH.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME WATERMELONZ IN THE TRUNK, BUT I ATE EM OH SNAP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STEERING WHEEL WITH A BIG FUCKING ASS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SUPPORTING A FETUS'S RIGHT TO LIFE SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU DON'T ROLL THAT WAY SO WE TOOK OFF YOUR WHEELS SO YOU DON'T ROLL ANY WAY, FAGGOT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW SO WE PUT HOOKERS COVERED IN COCAINE IN THE BACKSEAT AND CALLED THE NARCS.
• SUP PERRO, WE HEARD YOU WERE A SPIC SO WE PUT AN AIR CUSHION IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN CROSS THE RIVER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEHOVAH SO WE PUT GOLD IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN JEW WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NICE THINGS SO WE PUT NICE THINGS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ARGUE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIK KERSHAW SO WE PUT TWO STRONG ARMS IN YOUR CAR SO BABYLON CAN BLESS YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE.

Off-topic
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHAIN RULE SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YOUR FUNCTION SO YOU CAN DERIVE WHILST YOU DERIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CIGARS AND WEED, SO WE PUT A JOINT IN A CIGAR SO YOU CAN SMOKE WHILE YOU TOKE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNDERAGE CHILDREN, SO THE POLICE ARE HERE WITH A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HORROR FILMS SO WE KILLED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
• YO DAWG I HERD YO AND YO DAWG LIKE YO YOS SO WE PUT YO DAWG IN A YO YO SO YO CAN YO YO YO DAWG WHILE YO DAWG YO YOS, DAWG.
• YO YO-YO, I HERD YO AND YO YO-YO LIKE YO-YOS, SO WE PUT YO YO-YO IN A YO-YO, SO YO CAN YO-YO YO YO-YO WHILE YO YO-YO YO-YOS, YO.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TETRIS DS, SO WE PUT T-BLOCKS ON YOUR SPINNER RIMS SO YOU CAN DO T-SPIN TRIPLES WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MUSIC, SO WE PUT SOME MUSIC IN YOUR MUSIC AND CALLED IT A REMIX.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE REMIXES, SO WE PUT A REMIX IN YOUR REMIX IN YOUR CAR STEREO SO IT GOES BACK TO NORMAL WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TWILIGHT SO WE PUT EDWARD IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SPARKLE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHANGE, SO WE PUT OBAMA ON THE PENNY SO YOU CAN MAKE CHANGE WHILE YOU MAKE CHANGE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HORROR GAMES. SO WE PUT A HORROR GAME IN A HORROR GAME SO YOU CAN SURVIVE WHILE YOU SURVIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE PUT A NIGGER FOR PRESIDENT SO YOU CAN BE A TERRORIST WHILST BEING A NIGGER-HATER.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE KIDS, SO WE PUT A KID ON YO BIKE SO YOU CAN PEDO WHILE YOU PEDAL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHURCH, SO WE PUT CHURCH IN YOUR SHOWER SO YOU CAN WORSHIP WHILE YOU WARSH UP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCOOBY-DOO, SO WE PUT SOME SCOOBY SNACKS IN YO MYSTERY VAN, SO YOU CAN BE CHEWIN' WHILE YA CLUEIN'.
• SALUTATIONS, GOOD SIR. PLEASE EXCUSE THE INTRUSION BUT WE COULD NOT GO WITHOUT ALERTING YOU THAT VIA FRIENDLY HEARSAY IT HAS SUBTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOUR PEERS ARE OF THE OPINION THAT YOU ARE ONE WHO ENJOYS A GOOD MEASURE OF GARRULOUSNESS, ERGO, AND AGAIN I PRAY YOU EXCUSE OUR PRESUMPTUOUSNESS, BUT WE HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF REPLACING YOUR AGGLOMERATION OF ASSORTED AUDIO COMPACT-DISCS WITH A GLOSSARY CONSISTING OF SYNONYMS AND GRAMMATICAL SYNTAXES FOR YOUR REFERENTIAL NEEDS AND/OR PLEASURE PERCHANCE AN EVENT REQUIRING PROLIX DIALOG SHOULD ARISE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCREWING SO WE PUT A SCREWDRIVER IN YO PEELER BAR SO YOU CAN STRIP WHILE YOU STRIP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADED YOUR HARD DRIVES.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED MEMES, SO WE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE CAR SO YOU CAN WHISTLE FOR A CAB WHILE I RUN AROUND AND DESER ...
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB ... FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAS BESIDE YOU.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SONICHU SO WE CALLED THE COPS SO YOUR HIGHLY FUNCTIONAL AUTISTIC ASS DOESN'T DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SONICHU SO WE PUT A SONICHU MEDALLION UP YOUR ASS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPAMMING 4CHAN SO WE PUT "4CHAN.JS" IN YOUR CAR AND NOW YOU JUST SHAT BRICKS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE APPLES, SO WE PUT SOME APPLES IN SOME ICE, SO YOU CAN SAY "HOW DOES A BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?" WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND YO MOM GOT SCARED, SO WE SENT YOU TO LIVE WITH YO AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR, SO YOU CAN WHISTLE FOR A CAB WHILE YOU SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLASS SO WE PUT SOME GLASS IN YO ASS SO YOU CAN BLEED WHEN YOU SHIT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO 404 SO WE MADE A THREAD THAT YOU 404'D SO YOU CAN 404 A 404.
• SUP DAWG, WE HERD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE PUT A NIGGER IN YO NIGGER SO YOU CAN... YOU CAN.... DOUBLE NIGGER!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE OVERUSED AND UNFUNNY MEMES SO WE PUT /b/ ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN SPREAD CANCER.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE OVERUSED WORDS AND BITCHING ABOUT EVERYTHING OLDER THAN 5 MINUTES IN POPULARITY SO WE TAUGHT YOU THE WORD "CANCER" SO YOU CAN PRETEND THAT YOU'RE AN OLDFAG... WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DIGG, SO WE PUT A SHOVEL IN YOUR HOVEL SO YOU CAN DIG WHILE YOU DIGG.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RICK ASTLEY, SO WE'RE NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE MURDERED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GUILE, SO WE PUT A JET IN YOUR AIRSTRIP SO YOU CAN DUN DU DUN DU DUN WHILE YOU DUN DUN DU DUN DU DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BAD REPOSTS SO WE PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR 4CHAN.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE ARGUECAT SO WE PUT ARGUECAT IN YOUR ARGUECAT SO YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS WHILE YOU DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FUCK UP THIS ARTICLE, SO WE REVERTED YOUR EDITS WHEN YOU DIDN'T POST THEM IN THE PROPER PLACE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO PUSH IT, SO WE PUT A BUTTON IN YOUR BUTTON SO YOU CAN PUSH IT WHILE YOU PUSH IT REEEEEEAAL GOOD, OOH BABY BABY, OOH BABY BABY
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE STEAMPUNK SO WE PUT TINY HATS AND GEARS ON YOUR GOGGLES AND AIRSHIPS SO NOW HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU WERE BRITISH, SO WE PUT SOME DRY IN YOUR HUMOR SO YOU CAN GET IT WHILE YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PROTESTS, SO WE PUT A PROTEST IN YOUR PROTEST SO YOU CAN STICK IT TO THE MAN WHILE YOU'RE THE MAN BEING STUCK
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXHIBITS, SO WE PUT XZIBIT IN YOUR EXHIBIT SO YOU CAN EXHIBIT XZIBIT WHILE XZIBIT EXHIBITS EXHIBITS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO CHAT, SO WE SHOVED AN H IN YOUR CAT BUT IT BLED TO DEATH.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BURGERS, SO WE PUT BURGERS IN YOUR TEXTBOOKS SO YOU CAN CRAM WHILE YOU CRAM.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GETTING SCREWED SO WE PUT A GIMP IN YOUR SUV SO YOU CAN GET FUCKED WHILE YOU FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.

Xzibit Responds

On one fateful night in early 2009, Xzbit took to a website loved by social networking fags everywhere, Twitter, to respond to the beloved meme.

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How it all started.

How it all started.
Shortly after this was posted, Xzibit backtracked to show us all how hip and cool he is.
He then attempted to make one of his own.
But rages when you are doing it wrong.
In comic form.
Sup dawg, you an asshole.

Gallery

Sup Dawg, I Herd you like galleries... About missing Pics

Cheaper by the double
Yo dog, I heard you like burgers.
Yo Dogs
I herd you like omlettz

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Yo dog, I heard you like chilling.
Yo dog, I heard you like to hide.
Yo dog, I heard you like to derive.
Yo dog, I heard you like wallpapers.
I LIKE TURTLES
This is the perfect example.
Proof that Xzibit is a filthy pedophile.
We herd you liked pools?
I heard you like magic.
I heard you like troll shielding.
Yo dawg, I heard you like English.
Pimp My Ride HGTV variant
Pimp My Shower
Yo yo dog.
Keep calm, dawg.
Tamagotchi
Yo dawg herd
Salutations, good sir...
I broke
Yo dawg, I heard you like postin me on 4chan, so here's me postin me so you can post me while I post me.
Nigga stole my car
Cars on your car IRL
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
Base in yo car dawg
Bitches dont know bout yo dawg
Even the MythBusters enjoy a good SUP DAWG.
Lawl, Deathwing.
in the pooper
Pimp My Bike