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Joseph Martelli
Joseph Martelli is a badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.
Humble Beginnings
Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.
Who is this Holy Warrior?
Joseph is a middle-aged man who goes to street corners and preaches the Lord's word to evil fornicators such as innocent pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive bike.
The Bible Badass in his Prime
Joseph Fagtelli's videos didn't get much views until MrRepFag made a video response to him, at which time his video got about 20,000 views proving the future of the human race. His video views fell down faster than a fat guy at a marathon, but because Joseph is a badass he keeps making videos, with, at maximum, 100 views.
The Supreme Badass Today
Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.
Joseph's Last Card
Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moon(AKA robert casio) who dared to make response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started posting his personal information all over Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you. Joseph has also tried to attack well known youtube atheist jacklyn glenn in a video] about her video Christian Sex Hotline and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on Jewtube. in 2014 his youtube page was deleted by youtube for hate speech. he started a new page but it is not as popular as his first one.
Reaction to Article
on july 20th at 1:00 A.M (E.S.T) Joseph responded to being posted on encyclopedia dramatica in the video he says jebus gave him gas money.
Wow, 3.83 for unleaded gas, Jebus is Mr.Money bags just giving away money to fill peoples tanks. Wonder who Jebus killed or let die in a war to get that gas from a third world country?
who "Had" to die for you to put a tiger in your tank. whose blood is on your hands? whose? why? WHY DON"T JEBUS STOP THE KILLING?
"Ask yourself, "Why doesn't that soldier care who he kills?"
"Would it matter if the bullet went through my son head?
If it was his blood spilling on the kitchen floor
If it was his blood, Joseph, would you care a little more?"
why i am not linking to his videos
I am not going to promote his hate videos here feel free to search for him yourself on youtube
I found some of his videos on Liveleak
this is the video that made him a star:
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Quotes
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External Links
- His dating profile may or may not be real.
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