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Phobos
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Phobos = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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—Phobos on chatting | ||
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Phobos is a "tryhard" lol where's your chan now fgts, a pretty princess, and, among users who are THE LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS, a Sephiroth clone. She is described as "the beautiful, androgynous Aryan queen of IRC". Don't you fucking forget it. After building an epic internet reputation on Encyclopedia Dramatica (later OhInternet) she decided to wreck half the chans on the Internet (whatsup weeaboos). Former member of #RustleLeague, GNAA, and dongforce. Labeled an Internet terrorist by Randi Harper, Laurelai, and Gamergate. Guilty of compromising numerous twitter accounts, deviantART profiles, and making your girlfriend insecure about her looks. Known for participation in IRC wars, Twitter d0xing, being BFFs with Meepsheep, and never banning anyone on WTFux IRC.
Believe it or not, Phobos claims to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. She is currently "unemployed"; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom.
From Humble Beginnings
Phobos wasn't always the badass, epic trolling glam rocker we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his internet reputation on hardcore underground sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica (also, OhInternet). Has done incredibly important things like write numerous AOTN. Peruse her masterful writing:
- Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on - Most Recent
- Social Justice
- Tornadoes
- Hauntings
- Randi Harper
- Laurelai
- 789chan
- puddles
- MicahFennec
- Dimitri The Lover
- Wikipedia IRC Bouncers
- Dylan Tnga
- Lesbian
- Military Wives
- ToKeN
- ED10
- NEDM - First article
However, she was still failing to receive the admiration and respect that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the transgender community.
Current Whereabouts
Phobos can be found on many ircd's proceeding to fuck all your shit up. irc.wtfux.net #ed Come the fuck at me bro.
HARDCHATS
HARDCHATS
HARDCHATS
Im also on twitter you fgts: TWITTER
A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore
Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one Robert Wayne Stiles, and had a brilliant idea: she would become the next Clyde Cash by epically trolling Robb! He followed the links at the bottom of Robb's ED page back to the chan that discovered Robb and instantly made himself at home in 789chan's IRC. Unfortunately, Robb was quitting the tranny buisiness and no one on 789chan appreciated his ingenious attempts at trollin. She was called out G-lined for being a tryhard faggot after a month day of actively being on the chan. Despite being the proclaimed "greatest person to have ever graced ED and OHI," he ignored the old "Don't feed the trolls" rule and vehemently argued posted 5 times against the original poster who called him a tryhard and other users who laughed at his antics. The mods finally had enough of the pointless arguing and banned Phobos from the chan.
—Phobos is a badass on the internet | ||
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Cool -
Neat -
Awesome -
: ) : ) : ) -
More pictures
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Important stuff -
Oops where'd ur imagechan go y0 -
Coincidence? I think not. -
Wow 789chan is upset -
Spamming goatse to show how much he doesn't care -
HEY LOOK IM ON TV
Then phobos came back (quite easily). She then spammed, ruined, and brutally fucked 789chan to death to the point that its main owner SeanieB decided to call it quits. The chanfaggots all decided to migrate to a new chan and continue being highly angry about the Internet happily ever after the end. GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME MORE CAPTCHA~ RIP BUTTFUCKERZ ~#~#~
In Conclusion
Phobos destroys Roy
Dox
Moar info: 789chan/Phobos Dox.
Power Word: Janet Holmes
Address: 1701 Bryant Street #700 Denver, CO 80204
Phone: N/A
Last Work Address: The Melting Pot - 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue Colorado Springs, CO 80903
I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
More Dox
Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED WTC
George Crosby AKA phobos 18530 Woodhaven Drive Colorado Springs, CO 80908 Home: (719) 473-6868 Mother: Janet Lee Holmes-Crosby AKA Jan & Jean Father: Peter M Crosby 45-49
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Phobos
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| Featured article November 13 & 14, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by 789chan |
Phobos | Succeeded by Chanarchive |