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My Posting Career
My Posting Career is a Something Awful spinoff forum for racist ex-goons who consider themselves too intellectual for Stormfront or VNN. Popular discussion topics include making fun of liberals, boasting about their weightlifting routines, and whining about how niggers, Jews and faggots are ruining everything.
In other words, it’s a typical white nationalist Internet circlejerk. Because MPC considers itself the sophisticated alternative to run-of-the-mill Hitler fetishism, though, the gap between their self-perception and reality is a reliable source of lulz.
Pleasureman, the site administrator, started My Posting Career after falling out with the owner of The New Effort. Since The New Effort was a replacement for SASS, which was created to troll Something Awful, this earns MPC the dubious distinction of being a forum about a forum about a forum about a forum.
Posting Careerists
Pleasureman
Führer of MPC. (powerword: Brian Uecker) A pasty, middle-aged college dropout working as an IT drone, Pleasureman considers himself a sophisticated thinker with fresh ideas for conservative intellectual discourse, which is why he surrounds himself with slapfighting Something Awful rejects and bans anyone who disagrees with him.
He used to run a blog called Udolpho where his essays occasionally got linked to by serious conservative bloggers, but while other “alternative right” bloggers of similar vintage have gone on to journalistic careers as thinking man’s racists, Pleasureman decided he would rather be tinpot dictator of an Internet message board. Udolpho now serves as a showcase for the “best” of MPC, fooling unsuspecting newbies into believing that they’re posting on a serious forum. After not updating Udolpho in years Pman finally deleted it.
Pleasureman has a half-baked ideology, ripped off from the Cliffs Notes versions of serious thinkers like Oswald Spengler and James Burnham, which blames the problems of modern society on “scale.” When in a lazy mood, however, he does what every other whiny racist loser does and blames the Jews.
PMAN sees his forum as a conservative think tank and his role as moderator to be the curation of the dissident right’s sharpest minds:
In practice, this means driving away thoughtful posters with arbitrary bans while giving free rein to one-note trolls like Rippedphreak and King Of Niger, then complaining that nobody is contributing quality content. His occasional attempts to raise the tone of the forum are doomed to fail, since potential recruits who browse the forum archives quickly discover that MPC is a cesspool of gay slapfights and that Pleasureman is a petty, insecure nerd (and ultimately a childish, ineffectual sociopath) who responds to trivial disagreements with tantrums, puerile trolling and dox dropping, and that despite the attempt at distancing itself from typical far right shitholes like Stormfront, one doesn't have to look far to see he and his membership openly espouse and praise fascist/neo-nazi/sociopathic ideas, such as earnest calls for committing racial genocide, or arguing that abortion, despite being murder, is less messy, and is perfect for killing niggers and white liberals in lieu of public hangings, with the underlying belief that the typical white person will someday fall lockstep with such ideals. Because IRL serious thinkers recognize that the chance to discuss conservative social science on an Internet forum isn’t worth provoking the explosive nerdrage of an underachieving drama queen, MPC’s intellectual cadre will remain a broken pack of spergs and sociopaths for the foreseeable future.
Just remember: at the end of the day MPC is exactly the forum Pleasureman wants it to be, and if you think that reflects badly on him, you’re right.
Pleasureman’s Wife
Pleasureman’s wife doesn’t read My Posting Career, possibly because she can’t read. A staunch opponent of feminism who believes women shouldn’t be allowed to go to college, Pleasureman put his ideas into practice by marrying a docile, homely woman with a high school education and no career prospects. She then pulled off an epic countertroll by turning out to be infertile, crushing Pleasureman’s dreams of siring a litter of Aryan babies to carry on his struggle against the Jew.
If this sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing you’d read at a Men’s Rights or pickup artist forum, then you have failed to realize that those people are basement-dwelling aspie neckbeards who have nothing at all in common with MPC’s worldly, sophisticated social conservatism, and if you dare suggest otherwise Pleasureman will ban you. (Notice a pattern yet?)
Mlad
Raised by two lesbians in an affluent Orange County suburb, Mlad (Powerword: Kevin Wahl/Wall) rebelled against his permissive liberal upbringing by embracing right-wing religious extremism, but his mental instability prevents him from staying with any one church long enough for Christian lessons about “humility” and “not being a namedropping pseudo-intellectual blowhard” to sink in.
Mlad is prone to spontaneous meltdowns during the depressive phase of his bipolar cycle and regularly gets himself banned, but Pleasureman always invites him back because his knowledge of obscure Eastern Orthodox theologians makes him the closest MPC will ever get to a genuine intellectual.
Fun fact: in the time it took you to read this sentence, Mlad changed religions again!
After close to half a decade, Fat Ash has likely succeeded in ruining Mlad's life (and eventually pushing him to suicide), getting his underage girlfriend (her being 16-17 in contrast to Mlad's age of 25) to break up with him and outing him as an abusive, BPD psychopath.
Rippedphreak
A master of verbal creativity and comic timing, his catchphrases “lawgic trap” and “stawp poasting” never get stale no matter how many times he repeats them.
Some e-detectives believe that Rippedphreak is actually a sockpuppet for Pleasureman, whose compulsion to shit up his own forum is too great to be restricted to a single admin account.
That One Guy
A freeman on the land who never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t like, That One Guy (TOG) is representative of the intelligence and erudition of the typical MPC poster, a fact that must keep Pleasureman up at nights. TOG can be relied upon to give wrongheaded legal advice (with his characteristic high school level prose) based on tenuous etymologies and crank history, and given the amount of time he spends studying crackpot theories, he may be MPC’s best-read contributor.
It has been argued by some that TOG's striking popularity is, on some level, an elaborate troll on the part of Pman, and an extension of his own vanity in seeing whether MPC would take kindly to such a blatantly awful poster who embodies the lowbrow values Pman claims to despise (who doesn't even carry any sort of ironic entertainment, like KoN or eloh), yet was allowed to flourish ultimately because of him, and mislead TOG himself into thinking he's actually intelligent, funny or at all a good poster. Whatever the case, MPC is in love with this mentally retarded, painfully generic, schizophrenic Stormfront poster (who is also married, and likely in his 30's) and his popularity, after all this time, shows no sign of letting up (and will also lash out at anyone who refuses to unabashedly suck his dick and fails to recognize him as the master of satire and wit he is).
ToG genuinely believes that Paul McCartney was replaced by an exact look alike because of Jew mind control or something. He used an obviously satirical website to prove his theory and went caught out claimed that the Jews put these stories in satire sites to discredit them. If you want to set him off on a spergfest just bring up Paul or just disagree with one of his other pet conspiracy theories.
MIA Posters
King of Niger
A Canadian Arab with a micropenis who likes to boast about his career as a small-time drug dealer, King of Niger (KoN) serves as Pleasureman’s enforcer by spamming unpopular posters with photos of scat play and gay bodybuilders. Remember,
KoN is MIA and believed to be either in jail in Poland or dead in a crak den.
Bud
Bud is a dog. This above all else is what makes Bud so remarkable. One might look at his posts and find him boring, tepid, even very unfunny (the fact he's seemingly older than Pleasureman might add this), and rightfully be perplexed at just how much MPC falls head over heels to upvote his shit posts and copy pastes of news articles, and how people constantly circlejerk over the fact he's a dog with terrible hilarious jokes emphasizing this. Bud's popularity can be traced back to his approval by Bumbling American, a vastly superior poster, and this was seemingly enough to establish Bud as one of the most circlejerked posters on the forum.
Bud doesn't post anymore and for some reason it rattles the cages of various faggots that people started jokingly acting like he was the best poster MPC ever had. One post even left MPC after getting a bit too hot under the collar about this.
Myrmecodon
Because of their constant derision of all things nerd, it might come as a surprise that not only is there an embarrassing video game nerd who is a regular contributor to MPC, but they've also never once been banned. Myrmecodon is perhaps the best example yet that if you toe the party line just enough on MPC, you'll keep your posting career.
In spite of this, Myrmecodon is far from a popular poster. As an unabashed video game nerd, Myrmecodon regularly tries to interject conservative theorizing with his vast knowledge of video games, Webcomics, and Anime, where he is then roundly mocked, downvoted and trolled. Much like a typical autist, Mymrecodon frequently bandies around MPC memes and catchphrases with little to no understanding of their proper context or delivery, the results of which are never funny, and often incomprehensible. Still, his position as laughingstock of the forums hasn't kept him from proselytizing for MPC in the comments sections of other right-wing blogs.
Banned Posters
Bloatswallow
Bloatswallow (powerword: Ash Hutsell) is a fat, humorless feminist with a beta male husband who’s into ass play. Ash hails from the bucolic town of Signal Mountain, Tennessee (population 98.3 percent white), where the women’s studies department at Possum Hollow Community College gave her a thorough grounding in progressive ideology. (Ironically, Signal Mountain is best known as the hometown of a notorious Klansman who murdered a civil rights leader.) Unlike the average feminist cat lady, however, Ash was not content to post accounts of microaggressions on her Tumblr. Instead, she registered an MPC account in an attempt to troll Pleasureman's merry band of racists into checking their privilege.
She was eventually banned when the forum got bored with mocking her, but she continues to harass MPC posters to this day, keeping her dox at the top of Google by periodically sending Mlad strings of hysterical, psychotic messages consisting of her sardonic thoughts and commentary on a derelict internet forum full of racist losers that nobody else will ever take seriously.
Sources say that she continues to stalk MPC because of her unrequited crush on Pleasureman. He may be a thin-skinned, pompous Internet racist, but at least he doesn't like it in the ass.
Ass Buttsmell now has a tumblr showcasing her gibbering psychotic rants about MPC, back and forths with it's members, and generic Social Justice trash, the latter of which seems to be made in a desperate attempt to attract other fellow crazed SJW's into caring about her maniacal crusade against the internet's most foremost hate website. It remains to be seen what will come of Ash's MPC obsession (which has continued, nonstop, since her May 2011 banning) at this point- whether she will kill herself, kill Pman and his wife, or get MPC wiped off the internet by the combined forces of the SPLC and ADL, the mental unraveling of this insane fat liberal stands as the single greatest real world influence MPC has ever had, and likely ever will.
Ashley is now on twitter again LMAOing it up as always and posting non-stop about Pman.
Hangly Man
Hangly Man was the owner of The New Effort, a now defunct SASS offshoot. Although Hangly shared Pleasureman's hatred of Jews and niggers, gay interpersonal drama between the two would-be führers drove Pleasureman to quit The New Effort in a huff and start his own competing racist forum.
Despite having an ideology in common, Hangly and Pleasureman are very different. Earnest and lunkheaded where Pleasureman is prissy and arch, Hangly had grand ambitions for his forum, memorably declaring that The New Effort “could be motherfucking Salon” for the nationalist right. (He later deleted the site in a fit of bipolar pique.)
Since the break, ridiculing Hangly’s intellectual pretensions has been one of MPC’s favorite pastimes. After all, only an utterly clueless basement-dweller could believe that a Something Awful spinoff forum populated by slapfighting racists has anything to contribute to serious intellectual discourse.
JFlorian
An intelligent, cultivated man who happened to be a neo-Nazi, JFlorian arrived at MPC one day with a series of polite, well-argued posts pointing out that if the Jews are the cause of society’s problems, the obvious solution is to kill all the Jews, a proposal which quickly earned him dozens of upvotes. This was soon followed by a ban from Pleasureman, who claimed to be shocked and appalled that a real-life Nazi would dare to pollute a sophisticated forum like MPC with his lowbrow racist filth, but was actually just jealous that JFlorian got more upvotes than he did.
Phalluster
Phalluster successfully trolled the entire nation of Great Britain by getting a famous soccer player to retweet his racism. Banned because Pleasureman can’t stand to see anyone get more attention than he does. Fun fact: Phalluster is a keen pee enthusiast.
Keep It Real
A SASS oldtimer, Keep It Real posted from his rural retreat in Burlington, Vermont (93% white) about his love of Gucci Mane and how niggers aren’t all that bad when you get to know them. You can guess what happened next.
Higher Game
Higher Game was a caricature of a Men’s Rights Activist who blamed all the problems of the world on the perfidy of women and alpha males. For reasons any competent psychiatrist would immediately diagnose as "the narcissism of small differences," Pleasureman generally forbids expressions of agreement with MRA ideas, but Higher Game enjoyed a surprisingly long posting career. This may have been because there was a betting pool on how long it would take the dumber members of the forum to notice that he was an obvious troll. In May 2013 he was finally banned for blowing his cover with a too-obvious troll post. Although theories on Higher Game being a troll are abound he has an extensive posting history on RPGCodex stretching back years posting the same shit about superior nigger dick.
Koanic
Accusations of basement-dwelling autism get thrown around regularly on MPC (typical symptoms include talking back to Pleasureman and failing to respect his genius), but Koanic was the rare case in which this diagnosis was literally true. The proprietor of his own pseudoscientific racist blog, Koanic was originally welcomed by Pleasureman as an intellectual equal, but his speculations about Anne Hathaway’s “squidlike vagina propulsion system” in The Dark Knight Rises were too much for even MPC to stomach. As of now Koanic runs his on forum where you can gain special privlidges and access to private forums by sending him a photo in profile so he can judge if you're a thal (translation: autistic).
SoSe
SoSe is a forum about a forum about a forum about a forum about a forum where members think Pman is a racist bigot who takes his niggerdeath too far its full of faggots and people still pissed about Something Awful ten years after it was relevant because it is now a SJW CAT LADY HAVEN!!!!!!!! Also, muh 10 bux. If you want to cry about SJWs and post with GWAAAAARSH posters who like black people but hate niggers and love queers and trannies SoSe is the place for you not Pmans cathedral of hate. Although it's a pathetic shit tier forum it still rustles the jimmies of goons so it has that going for it.
salo-forum.com
Another site that Pman dislikes. Shares some posters and Salo posters tend to end up banned once Pman figures out they post there as well. Notable for being a home for Mlad and a bunch of other now banned posters.
KIA Posters
eloh
A fat, unsightly, ex-FYAD and reject from Something Awful's drug subforum, eloh shamelessly posts stories about having sex with men and shoving drugs up his ass, then chimps out when other posters express their disgust. He claims everyone who "obsesses" over him is secretly gay despite the fact that he regularly takes mouthfuls of dick in exchange for room and board. Not banned because Pleasureman whiteknights him constantly; this may be because Pleasureman secretly harbors paternal feelings towards eloh as the rebellious teenage son he was cruelly denied by his wife's Gobi Desert-like uterus.
Future Victims
MPC, like many other far right forums, attracts many disaffected weirdos and crazies, serving as a prime avenue for building the worldview and holding a unique place in the lives of a variety of unstable hate posters. While eloh had been a self-incriminating basketcase long before he found it, MPC served as the primary outlet for broadcasting his disgusting life and mental dysfunction and shaping his broken worldview, constantly being met with relentless trolling, further doxing and even harassment of his family members (google images for "fat queer" brings up a distinctively embarrassing picture of eloh as the first result on MPC.) Given this, it's not unlikely MPC played some role in his eventual demise. This section documents other posters who stand likely to see their lives ended by MPC and how it will happen.
TOG: The other resident schizoid retard, TOG is in a very similar position to eloh, constantly having his severe mental instabilities and delusions exacerbated and encouraged by MPC, but instead of being one of the forum's main punching bags, TOG is one of MPC's superstars, with his compulsive belief in conspiracy theories treated as mostly a mild eccentricity and not a sign of mental illness, though the way in which he revels in his insanity beyond is frequently celebrated. MPC is certainly where TOG has been respected and praised like nowhere else in life, serving as a bulwark against the cold reality he's a worthless, psychotic retard and an all around colossal faggot who would have been chased off SASS in no time. His propensity to any and all conspiracy theories and frequent allusions to wanting to violently deport jews and all non-whites means likely deaths include being killed by cops after a libertarian "sovereign citizen" styled meltdown, or getting into a car accident caused by harassing a gang of local bucks that leaves him open to a lethal beatdown.
Mlad: Mlad's mental instability is renowned, and has even attempted suicide by parking on the train tracks in the past. He is also one of the very few MPC posters who has been stupid enough to share their name, pictures and identifiable personal information, this making him a principal target of Fat Ash. From relentlessly harassing and stalking him and telling him to kill himself, contacting family members and friends about the countless insane things he's said/done, pushing his high school girlfriend to break up with him, reporting his relationship with an underage girl to her high school and more, Fat Ash stands almost certain to either push Mlad into extended psychiatric care, prison or suicide.
Bloatswallow: Fat Ash has made it her life's mission to destroy MPC and Pleasureman. Her obsession extends well before her banning and has consumed over half a decade of her life. Scarcely a month hasn't gone by that new episodes of her insanity are broadcasted on MPC, and her following and stalking MPCers (and even issuing them death threats) on countless avenues outside of the forum. Not even her threads being moved to their own subforum in her name plainly visible to non-members on the frontpage and therefore the many who have viewed MPC after being linked by major news outlets during coverage of Cuckservative has deterred her. She is deeply insane and will stop at nothing to destroy the racists who ruined her life. Likely outcomes obviously include suicide, but also any number of obesity related deaths, a tragic accident following a hate-pegging of her white devil husband, a bull from craigslist murdering her and hubbie, infection from her immense herd of cats, etc. etc.
Pleasureman: Pman's status as a self-employed recluse has given him excuse to run a forum like he does and behave the way he does with relatively minimal repercussions, but Fat Ash has seen to it that he doesn't have this security. Pman losing his meager livelihood (including his childless marriage with a woman he married in his late 30's) is bound to leave him with few other options, and given the full scope of the insanity and dysfunction he's fostered and promoted, would leave him as an unemployable outcast like never before. In face of this, along with the state of elderly care in the US, Pman is likely to commit suicide or die following homelessness, possibly through starvation or mugging turned homicide from a typical nigger thug, his singular life achievement being earning the distinction of destroying his life over the gay body building forum he founded. Whatever it will turn out to be, Pman will certainly die alone.
Deformed Iberian: As the name implies, DI is a white looking mestizo (with admitted known black ancestry) who really, really unabashedly wishes he was fully white. Although not a frequent poster, DI is well respected and functions as a more literate, non-conspiracy prone TOG, exhibiting similar degrees of spite and instability, and references The Beauty of the White Aryan Woman™ more than anyone else. Virtually nobody has remarked on how strange it is he says and behaves the way he does and how he squares his beliefs with his desire for white women, yet would knowingly be ruining the white race if he acted on it, or how he lives with himself at all, with the sole person remarking on this being met with blank stares. DI fits the mold of being a dejected, miserable sociopath with the longing to fit in more than most on MPC, and his outcome will likely be suicide to prevent himself for polluting the aryan genome with his retrograde mud/homo erectus heritage. And if he does, it would most likely be the rape of a runaway teenage white girl, opening up the possibility to being beaten to death by her father, fellow inmates etc.
The Great Chat War 2014 and Exodus
In March 2014 Pman forgot to take his Alzheimer's medicine and during his confusion decided to delete chat because it was affecting the posting quality of the main forum (not enough updates on the niggliest video thread or another thread about some blogger than nobody has heard of or cares about). Worthless asscrawling nobody faggots like steadman (aka Noah The Homosexual), Saucer Lord and some poster no one has heard of called Neu Jersey Faggot cheered the frog on because everyone in chat ignores their shouts and like any little homosexual bitch they can't stand the thought of people ignoring them.
When people questioned his decision the Frog Fuehrer dug his high heels into the ground and said chat was never coming back and told everyone to register with his arch nemesis forum, and everyone decided to do just that. After banning a bunch of long time members who backed him up during the MPC uprising against TNE, the PleasureJew decided that chat would be replace by a Skype call and when the scheduled call was a drunk Tim Dang he relented and brought chat back for eloh to spam and Steadman to larp as a WASP.
Trolling MPC
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Since the average observer could easily mistake My Posting Career for a socially marginal Internet forum populated by aging losers wasting their lives in front of a computer screen, MPC posters make extreme rhetorical efforts to distance themselves from anything that reeks of nerd or goon. Admitting to enjoying anime, fantasy novels or video games other than Call Of Duty is a bannable offense.
A reliable way to troll MPC is to make an account respectfully engaging with Pleasureman’s crackpot ideas and continue until you’ve built up credibility as the sort of intellectual conservative MPC wants to attract. Then start a thread about “right-wing themes in Cowboy Bebop” or “the implicit conservatism of Game Of Thrones" and enjoy the ensuing meltdown as the forum desperately backpedals and insists that you were an aspie neckbeard goon from the start and they never liked you in the first place.
MPC’s hatred of nerds also leads to entertaining intellectual contortions when, starting from the correct premise that “nerd culture” is trashy and juvenile, they conclude that if nerds dislike something, that means it must be good.
You may think Prometheus was a mediocre sci-fi flick that succeeded in trolling fans of the original Alien with its half-assed plot, sloppy characterization and tacked-on ending. Pleasureman, however, believes it’s a sophisticated work of serious art, because why else would shut-in nerd faggots hate it so much? MPC’s thread about the movie is still ongoing long after everybody else stopped giving a fuck and can be easily provoked to outrage by pointing out that Prometheus really wasn’t very good.
MPC's nerd hatred is at it's most bizarre and hypocritical in face of not only it's pervasive awareness and use of general internet humor, but, with being a Something Awful spinoff, it's use of FYAD-derived ironic humor (notably with an unfunny bastardization of the ancient FYAD meme "niggerdeath"), a scene which is virtually intractable with nerdiness and eccentricity, and is renowned for attracting some of the most broken people (much like far right communities.)
Roissy/Chateau Heartiste
Chateau Heartiste (Formerly known as "Roissy in D.C." and "Citizen Renegade", Powerword: James C. Weidmann, who was brutally doxed in the past by an insane feminist named Lady Raine, resulting in being fired from his job and more) is a wildly popular PUA/game blogger, particularly among HBD/alt right circles. As the aforementioned scenes are infested with nerds, aspies, social rejects and lunatics, Roissy's brand of posturing over sexuality and female behavior, ultimately a combination of wry (yet unoriginal) observations of human nature and autistic social theorizing appeals greatly to them, with his blog entries regularly garnering hundreds of gleeful, satiating comments within a day. Like countless other PUAs, Roissy is a hyper-promiscuous, sexually deviant sociopath, with his writings openly extolling the virtues of anal sex, beating women, and fucking teenagers, all delivered in an incredibly sacrosanct, flamboyant writing style that comes across as indistinguishable from any deeply narcissistic faggot who loves nothing more than to hear himself talk, and all of which has been heavily endorsed by his readership in the following comments. Despite exhibiting many of the pathologies of homosexuals, writing like very few straight men ever have, Pman's dislike of PUAs (MPC has also derided PUAs wanting to fuck 15 year olds before), along with the fact someone like Roissy would be universally treated as an abhorrent social leper under MPC's brand of social conservativism (or any other healthy society) and one of the first to go on the day of the rope, Roissy stands as MPC's most favorably regarded hate blogger, and is not only known to lurk MPC and glean insights from it, but even links to it. This has resulted in Roissy's blog becoming MPC's greatest source of traffic and new members (which Pman has openly thanked him for), and various posters on MPC have long dreamed of Roissy starting a posting career.
Through all this, MPC's love affair with Roissy might seem confusing, but isn't when you consider how similar Roissy and Pman are- both are middle aged and don't seem to have accomplished especially much in life, have never settled down with any worthwhile women, engage in behaviors that most people would rather kill themselves than do so at their age, are both fundamentally incapable of upholding and adhering to the social ideals they claim to recognize, and have taken to lording over an audience of social detritus who lap up almost everything they say. To Roissy's credit, he, unlike Pman, is well aware of his personal failings and openly embraces the fact he's a broken, incorrigible piece of shit, while Pman is content to project a phony veneer of erudition and intellectualism over his SASS spinoff and preach for the importance of a return to smaller, traditional communities while he lovingly engages in faggy Lowtax-styled admin abuse and trolling in Disqus comments as "AIDSRIDDLEDFAGGOTRAPEDBYMYGAYNIGGERDADS1488TIMES".But, to Pman's credit, he isn't a pedophile (as far as anyone can tell.)
MPC's love of Roissy is nothing new, but has become a major obsession of bloatswallow in her latest manic phase. Despite her constant spamming of Roissy's love of underage girls, MPC has been notably silent in this regard. And despite her constant abortive, self-destructive attempts at ruining MPCers lives over the past 3+ years and just how crazy she is, MPC 69ing with a degenerate faggot like Roissy- along with attracting the audience of sex offenders and other vermin that follow him and infest his comments- is truly a contradiction to behold.
The MPC Cycle
Scientists debate the precise causes of “the MPC cycle.” Some argue that it synchronizes with the menstrual swelling of Mrs. Pleasureman’s mutilated womb, while others claim that it tracks the serotonin spikes of Mlad’s bipolar disorder. Regardless, discussions on MPC follow a predictable pattern, and by understanding which phase of the cycle the forum is in you can tailor your posts for maximum lulz.
Step 1: Discontent. Pleasureman gets bored with the usual back-and-forth of slapfights and forced memes. He realizes that if the world is going to respect his genius as a conservative commentator, he needs to attract a higher caliber of poster to MPC.
Step 2: Reform. Pleasureman makes a half-hearted attempt to elevate the tone of the forum. In past iterations of the cycle, this has included restricting the chat room to serious posters and posting chin-stroking thinkpieces on "The Future of Racism." Most recently, Pleasureman has tried to make the forum safe for work by putting in Something Awful-style cutesy word filters ("niggers" becomes "naggers," "faggot" becomes "gay male"), because if there’s one thing that a modern Internet forum needs, it’s to emulate Something Awful.
Step 3: Honeypot. The cleaned-up MPC attracts a handful of new members who make good faith attempts at serious posting, typically alienated college kids working out their religious anxieties.
Step 4: Serious Business. In this short-lived phase of the cycle, the forum enjoys an unusually high effortpost to shitpost ratio. PMAN keeps a lid on the forum’s worst shitposters and treats the newcomers with exaggerated deference, sometimes even replying to them with complete sentences.
Step 5: Ragnarok. The end of the cycle begins when a noob's seemingly minor disagreement with Pleasureman triggers a disproportionately explosive reaction. Pleasureman melts down with nerdrage, accusing the newcomer of goony autism and scrambling to uncover his dox. As the shitpost signal is given, the tag team of KoN and Rippedphreak flood the board with “stawp poasting” and JPGs of oiled-up bodybuilders while Eloh babbles about homemade drug recipes and Mlad flips out over obscure theological conundrums.
Step 6: Denouement. The meltdown drives off anyone who mistakenly believed that they were posting on a serious forum and the roster of active posters shrinks back to the same two dozen people who’ve been there since the beginning. This phase of the cycle lasts until Pleasureman gets bored with the usual back-and-forth of slapfights and forced memes...
Step 7: The Meltdown. You join MPC with a witty name like "Nate Higgers" and parrot the same old shit you do on Stormfront, chimpout and /pol/ but some reason the regulars, who are elitist faggots, won't accept you and tell you to stop posting. Like a woman spurned by a lover, you run to ED trembling with rage to edit this article and spew your faggotry all over this article.
Meanwhile, the cycle as a whole remains in the forum archives for all to see, a standing warning to any conservative-leaning NORPs who are considering starting their own posting career.
Other Ways To Troll MPC
Pleasureman Standoff: Politely but firmly disagree with Pleasureman. Count how many posts it takes before he goes into a snarky, sputtering nerdrage, accuses you of being a basement-dwelling aspie, and tries to dox you.
Rippedphreak Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Rippedphreak makes a post that doesn’t include one of his catchphrases. Recommended for teetotalers.
Stormfront Shuffle: Register a new account with a swastika or Thor’s Hammer avatar. Post enthusiastically about how you totally hate niggers too and agree with everything the forum’s inner circle says. Keep logging in regularly no matter how much abuse you take and encourage your friends to do the same. Continue until Pleasureman kills himself.
Doxing Pman: Despite Pman's proclivities for malicious admin abuse and infantile trolling, he isn't keen on his own personal info getting out, variously word filtering his real name and making it against the rules to post it, along with other identifiable information (which isn't very hard to come by). This ripe avenue of trolling has been seized upon by Fat Ash outside of MPC, which has pushed Pman to hide virtually every single thread on her, Tah Hoffman (a fat, borderline retarded midwest liberal girl who is less than half Pman's age) and even Hangly Man, seemingly out of fear of legal action (though this hasn't stopped Pman from impersonating Fat Ash with a transparent parody account.) This might very well prove to be the way of enraging Pman and possibly even destroying MPC and his life, though those considering this should be wary of the monopoly the embarrassing, psychotic hambeast has on it and drawing her ire.
Asian Positivity: Say anything positive whatsoever about asians, even if it isn't typical HBD asiaphilia. Saying they're anything other than soulless, ugly, amoral ant people without a shred of creativity who piggyback off the white man (and who should really be worshipping the white man's dick for saving them from their hive cities) is bound to earn the fury of most of MPC. This wasn't always the case, as MPC once had a prominent korean poster known as "Gooky" (who was chased out and banned after it came out he was a faggot, with MPC quick to distance themselves and acting like they always thought he was an angry HBD sperg and not one of their most popular posters), but in recent times, largely thanks to this post from some random HBD sperg, MPC is truly red pilling people left and right on the true nature of the chink, and Pman, an aging self-employed sociopath with a sterile dyke wife, has wised up to the reality of these slit-eyed parasites, and won't have any in white nations. Not content with arguing many in the alt right overrate them and exaggerate their IQ's, MPC serves as ground zero for the new movement to prove asians, against virtually all sane evidence, are genuinely less intelligent than whites. This is in part bolstered by claims like "nobody believed asians were smarter than whites until Richard Lynn's late 70's work" and insights from a quarter japanese HBD autist (and also a former respected MPC regular) about how horrible they are, including gems like "I can't think of another group who showed such autism and misanthropy, and the graph above tells me I shouldn't bother looking." Which, in face of the incredible neurosis and instability of eurasian males, would to anybody else scream as being mainly a mix of projection and trolling.
Pleasureman's wife: Mock the looks of Pman's wife. Pman really doesn't take kindly to people saying his wife isn't very good looking (or that she's really an unsightly dyke with severe rosacea), and this is easily one of Pman's biggest hot buttons, even compared to the many other aspects of his bizarre, suicidally depressing life. This is bound to hit closer to home when it is mentioned whenever he is found questioning why anybody could find asian women attractive when they're surrounded by nordic goddesses like Mrs. Uecker.
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