Greta Thunberg

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Greta Thunberg = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Greta Thunberg is in an internet sissy fight with God Emperor Trump. Please dig up lulz on them both.

Greta Thunberg, Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a 16 year old, autistic piece of Euro trash, from Sweden, that is like so many environmental crybabies that thinks that the world can be changed with speeches pointing the finger at problems but offering no real solutions and shirking her generations' involvement by blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.

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Her response to Our Great God Emperor

Reletavily unknown, even after being made Time's Person of the Year until The Donald made a Tweet suggesting that she burn a Doob and chill the fuck out.

Like so many Girls her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make sammiches.

	“	So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!	„
	—God Emperor Trump

Advocacy

Greta claims her idea of cutting class and striking school to protest the evils of climate change came to her soon after Masturbating to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting when she saw students refuse to return to school as a protest to Gun violence and for greater gun control.

Her message is the same bourgeoisie, her being the daughter of opera singer Malena Ernman and actor Svante Thunberg, Dribble that has been preached since the 1960s by the trendy fucker elite.

The world is fucked and it's the older generation's fault and responsability to fix it before they hand the reins over to the next generation.

Like so many of her type, she can point the finger but can offer no viable solutions. Her whole message is that we need to listen to scientists. The same scientists that gave us Atomic Weapons, invented plastics and who rarely, if ever, double check published theories because there's no glamour in it.

Autism

She has money. That's why you've heard of her and not some poor, dirty hippy

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	“	I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, OCD and selective mutism. That basically means I only speak when I think it's necessary. Now is one of those moments	„
	—Greta Thunberg

Greta claims to suffer from Aspergergers Syndrome , OCD. suffers from selective mutation and like Chris-Chan she has even called heer Autism a Super Power

Like most Girls on the internets, her open admission to these alleged illness is most likely for the benefit of having something to fall back on when, or if, she is criticized publicly by someone with more knowledge on the subject.

In that regards, she is like so many autistic people on the internets in that she believes that there is only one answer and if everyone follows it all will be fine.

As she has said, Government officials need to listen to scientists but Science is often divided on major issues. So who do we listen to.

As most Autistics and Mutants suffering from OCD, we are supposed to listen to what she considers as being right.

She's Right; You're Wrong

Goblin of the year

Since she claims to be Apolitical and says she speaks only scientific facts, she is claiming that her position is the right one and should be adopted immediately by the world because, God forbid, science has never been wrong or divided on anything such as:

• The Periodic Table is more of a guide because not all atoms weigh exactly the same.

• Originally Global Warming was supposed to be a Big Freeze with the Earth covered in glaciers miles thick.

• Even in the 1990s, Scientists said modern humans didn't evolve in Africa

• Before the human genome project of 2003, Science claimed that a complex organism like a human had more Genes than something less complex like that of an amoeba

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It's The Fault Of Adults She Is Picked On

This is despite the fact that many of the Fetal Alchohol Syndrome tweets and other memes poking fun at her looks, clothing and Autism have been directed at her by her own peers - teens.

Her spin on this is that her message is so dangerous to the current political hierarchy that Adults are trying to silence her with conspiracy theories aimed at her, memes making fun of her, things like facts and dissenting opinions.

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Videos

Notice in the thumbnail how normal they make her look.

See Also

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• 16-year-old girl

• Asperger's Syndrome

• Autism

• Chris Chan

• OCD

• Money

External Links

•  Her Twitter

• NOFAS condemns use of Fetal Alcohol Syndrom memes attacking Greta Thunberg

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