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HOLD IT! STEP THE FUCK OFF!
Ghost looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress!
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Ghost thinks that anyone using his show or name is illegally stealing copyrighted material. Link him to or tell him about this article for bonus lulz.


The Host They Call Ghost (also known as a wanna be Alex Jones) is a newfags best friend. He hosts the "Blog Talk Radio" show TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO and therefore deserves respect. This radio show host is the most not racist person on the internet. He fake rages at many callers in his segment "Radio Graffiti" when all the pseudo-trolls call in to say he's racist. He will then play cans.wav which is actually him knocking over beer cans that litter his studio floor.

For Christs Sake
Fruitbowl Buttstalkers
ghost likes to cosplay
Ghosts helper: "The Engineer" (A.K.A. Ghost pretending he has friends)

Show Dates Include

  • Taco Tuesday
  • BALLER FRIDAY

Ghost's Political and Economic Veiws

Ghost believes that capitalists are the best thing ever and THEY DESERVE RESPECT. He honestly faps over capitalists. He has not made too many of his political views known, but like all rednecks, he does not like Obama.

Trolling

Links were posted on 4chan and idiots once raided his show. The more persistent ones have continued on, trying and trying to dox this poor texas shape-shipting lizard jew. However, the raiders are so stupid they think that his rage is real. Smarter people can understand that his rage is a ruse to get more viewers. And it works.

Notable Trolls and Troll Groups:

 
The Pooptickler Logo

Most of these faggots have countless twitter account used for when Ghost does Twitter or Chatroom shoutouts.

DOX

Plenty of people have tried to Dox ghost. More popular doxxes include:

COMING ASAP

Melting Pot of Friendship

Ghost is NOT RACIST. HES A NICE GUY, for Christ's sake. He loves every minority, except for bronies.


Here's some proof of his loving demeanor:


Videos

And any searches on youtube will result in many "trolling attempts". Some of the best ones we put here:


And most of the shows consist of just that. As you my have noticed, ghost is on his way to become the next American Idol. He will actually often sing on his show when he is losing his audience for just fake rage quitting again.

Memorable Quotes

Each one is lulzyer than the next.

   
 
I'M A CAPITALIST! I DESERVE RESPECT
 

 
 

— Ghost on Capitalists

   
 
I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
 

 
 

—Ghost on Racism

   
 
TAKE ABOUT 10 STEPS AWAY FROM MY ASHOLE
 

 
 

— Ghost on you

   
 
PLAYING WITH YOUR PETER-POPPER
 

 
 

—Ghost on fapping

   
 
TAKING TO LONG
 

 
 

— Ghost on his fans

   
 
YOUR FRUITIER THAT A BOWL OF FRUITLOOPS
 

 
 

—Ghost on Faggotry

   
 
POOPTICKLER? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS POOP - TICKLER?
 

 
 

— Ghost on Nicknames

   
 
GODDAMN BRONIES
 

 
 

— Ghost on, you guessed it, bronies

   
 
I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT BARREL ROLL. I FELL OFF MY DESK
 

 
 

— Ghost on "How not to do barrel roles. Yes, this actually happened.

   
 
Wow, Ghost, you have an ED article
 

 
 

— a fan on finding out about ghost's article after Sl0n spammed his chat with the link

   
 
I HATE NIGGERS
 

 
 

—Ghost, after his voice was spliced.

   
 
DAMN SPLICERS
 

 
 

—Ghost on said Splicers

Gallery

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See Also

Since there is no more disambiguation page, other ghost pages include:

External Links

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