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Ghost thinks that anyone using his show or name is illegally stealing copyrighted material. Link him to or tell him about this article for bonus lulz.


When you think of a Ghost, do you remember your favorite creepypasta? Do you think of the bogey man that hides in your closet? Or do you think of a lonely, capitalistic, Texas Jew?

For Christs Sake
Fruitbowl Buttstalkers
ghost likes to cosplay
Ghosts helper: "The Engineer" (A.K.A. Ghost pretending he has friends)

The Host They Call Ghost is a racist, alcoholic, wanna-be Alex Jones who runs his show, TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO, out of his Texas home, while claiming to have an actual "studio". Due to his tendencies to rage at inane trolls, he can be considered more of a newfag's best friend than McKay Hatch and Alex Wuori integrated into some sort of ultimate lol-cow. Ghost's lack of radio and all around technical experience can be demonstrated by the fact that his show is hosted on BlogTalkRadio, the YouTube of radio blogging, where Ghost got his start in 2008. Of course, nobody cared until late 2010 when 4chan came across his broadcast and haters made him famous. His political views themselves are so subverted that even the basement dwelling children of b can determine them to be total bullshit.

Show Events

Ghost's Political and Economic Veiws

Despite Ghost hosting a politically motivated show, Ghost rarely discusses anything politically related, other than his regular liberal bashing. However, over the years he has demonstrated his ignorance, and overall lack of economic knowledge, with his eccentric pieces of advice. Ghost believes that we must metaphorically "throw the old people off the cliff" because the baby boomer generation is clearly conspiring to demolish America as we know it. He also has claimed that higher education is unnecessary and that the only way to success consists of working at GameStop for five years and then blowing all of one's money in the failing stock market. This evidence has also lead our best researchers to conclude that Ghost must be an angry high school dropout working two janitor jobs to support his alcoholism.

Trolling

Links were posted on 4chan and idiots once raided his show. The more persistent ones have continued on, trying and trying to dox this poor texas shape-shipting lizard jew. However, the raiders are so stupid they think that his rage is real. Smarter people can understand that his rage is a ruse to get more viewers. And it works.

Notable Trolls and Troll Groups:

 
The Pooptickler Logo

Most of these faggots have countless twitter account used for when Ghost does Twitter or Chatroom shoutouts.

DOX

Plenty of people have tried to Dox ghost. More popular doxxes include:

So, no, there isn't a positive I.D. yet. Pretty sure it starts with a "D" though.

Melting Pot of Friendship

Ghost is NOT RACIST. HES A NICE GUY, for Christ's sake. He loves every minority, except for bronies.


Here's some proof of his loving demeanor:


Videos

And any searches on youtube will result in many "trolling attempts". Some of the best ones we put here:


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And most of the shows consist of just that. As you my have noticed, ghost is on his way to become the next American Idol. He will actually often sing on his show when he is losing his audience for just fake rage quitting again.

Memorable Quotes

Each one is lulzyer than the next.

   
“ 		 
I'M A CAPITALIST! I DESERVE RESPECT
  		„
  		 

— Ghost on Capitalists

   
“ 		 
I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
  		„
  		 

—Ghost on Racism

   
“ 		 
TAKE ABOUT 10 STEPS AWAY FROM MY ASHOLE
  		„
  		 

— Ghost on you

   
“ 		 
PLAYING WITH YOUR PETER-POPPER
  		„
  		 

—Ghost on fapping

   
“ 		 
TAKING TO LONG
  		„
  		 

— Ghost on his fans

   
“ 		 
YOURE FRUITIER THAT A BOWL OF FRUITLOOPS
  		„
  		 

—Ghost on Faggotry

   
“ 		 
POOPTICKLER? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS POOP - TICKLER?
  		„
  		 

— Ghost on Nicknames

   
“ 		 
GODDAMN BRONIES
  		„
  		 

— Ghost on, you guessed it, bronies

   
“ 		 
I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT BARREL ROLL. I FELL OFF MY DESK
  		„
  		 

— Ghost on "How not to do barrel roles. Yes, this actually happened.

   
“ 		 
Wow, Ghost, you have an ED article
  		„
  		 

— a fan on finding out about ghost's article after Sl0n spammed his chat with the link

   
“ 		 
I HATE NIGGERS
  		„
  		 

—Ghost, after his voice was spliced.

   
“ 		 
DAMN SPLICERS
  		„
  		 

—Ghost on said Splicers

   
“ 		 
YOU SORRY SACKS OF CRAP
  		„
  		 

—Ghost on you, his fanboys,EDiots, & liberals

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Gallery

See Also

External Links

SPREAD THESE AROUND LIKE WILDFIRE

A Final Word

Here at ED, we make fun of fucking everyone. But Ghost is actually a pretty cool guy, considering that he has to deal as much internet cancer a day as m00t does in a week. And on top of that, he's still a better troll than you, you sorry sacks of crap.


Ghost is part of a series on
Gay Republicans
[NO! CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT!OPEN THE CLOSET!]


 

Ghost is part of a series on

Whores

Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage.

 

Ghost is part of a series on

Trolls

Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.

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