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Ghost
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Ghost thinks that anyone using his show or name is illegally stealing copyrighted material. Link him to or tell him about this article for bonus lulz. |
When you think of a Ghost, do you remember your favorite creepypasta? Do you think of the bogey man that hides in your closet? Or do you think of a lonely, capitalistic, Texas Jew?
The Host They Call Ghost is a racist, alcoholic, wanna-be Alex Jones who runs his show, TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO, out of his Texas home, while claiming to have an actual "studio". Due to his tendencies to rage at inane trolls, he can be considered more of a newfag's best friend than McKay Hatch and Alex Wuori integrated into some sort of ultimate lol-cow. Ghost's lack of radio and all around technical experience can be demonstrated by the fact that his show is hosted on BlogTalkRadio, the YouTube of radio blogging, where Ghost got his start in 2008. Of course, nobody cared until late 2010 when 4chan came across his broadcast and haters made him famous. His political views themselves are so subverted that even the basement dwelling children of b can determine them to be total bullshit.
Show Events
- Taco Tuesday
- BALLER FRIDAY
- GUESS THE MINORITY
- Radio Graffiti
- 30 minutes of rage and only rage
- Rage quits
- "Special Guests"
- Singing
- Actual Shit about Capitalism
Ghost's Political and Economic Veiws
Despite Ghost hosting a politically motivated show, Ghost rarely discusses anything politically related, other than his regular liberal bashing. However, over the years he has demonstrated his ignorance, and overall lack of economic knowledge, with his eccentric pieces of advice. Ghost believes that we must metaphorically "throw the old people off the cliff" because the baby boomer generation is clearly conspiring to demolish America as we know it. He also has claimed that higher education is unnecessary and that the only way to success consists of working at GameStop for five years and then blowing all of one's money in the failing stock market. This evidence has also lead our best researchers to conclude that Ghost must be an angry high school dropout working two janitor jobs to support his alcoholism.
Ghost and...
Racism
The question that always comes up when dealing with Ghost; is he racist? In his own words he is a "melting pot of friendship" and "a nice guy". On the other hand, here is a list of ethnic groups whom Ghost has put down at one time or another (normally, every broadcast):
- Blacks
- Mexicans
- Asians
- Indians (dot)
- Indians (feather)
- Pacific Islanders
- Canadians
- Russians
- Arabs
- Germans
- French
- Brits
- Any Europeans really
Melting Pot of Friendship
Ghost is NOT RACIST. HES A NICE GUY, for Christ's sake. He loves every minority, except for bronies.
Here's some proof of his loving demeanor:
Alcoholism
Ghost is undoubtably always slurping down Jim Beam, or probably something even cheaper, while on the air, causing him to go on alcohol-induced tantrums whenever those damn trolls dare to question his views and beliefs. On a side note, his health seems to be failing rather quickly, seeing as it is not uncommon for him to have heart-attack like fits following by five minutes of coughing and gagging. Of course, all that down home Texas cookin' could very well be causing this.
Gays
Is Ghost homophobic? Surprisingly, no! We all know what this means...
Trolling
Links were posted on 4chan and idiots once raided his show. The more persistent ones have continued on, trying and trying to dox this poor texas shape-shipting lizard jew. However, the raiders are so stupid they think that his rage is real. Smarter people can understand that his rage is a ruse to get more viewers. And it works.
Notable Trolls and Troll Groups:
- The Pooptickler Family (Mr., Mrs., Senator, Comarade, Sr., Jr, ect.)
- The Grouppoop Family
- Goofybones: The best Ghost Troller
- GhettoCapitalist is almost like a rival.
- Tzeki: Some fag that trolls Goofybone. (His real name is David Davidson)
Most of these faggots have countless twitter account used for when Ghost does Twitter or Chatroom shoutouts.
Videos
And any searches on youtube will result in many "trolling attempts". Some of the best ones we put here:
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And most of the shows consist of just that. As you my have noticed, ghost is on his way to become the next American Idol. He will actually often sing on his show when he is losing his audience for just fake rage quitting again.
Memorable Quotes
Each one is lulzyer than the next.
— Ghost on Capitalists | ||
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Gallery
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See Also
External Links
SPREAD THESE AROUND LIKE WILDFIRE
- Ghost's show
- His Site
- RSS Feed
- Unofficial Show FanPage
- Unofficial Ghost FanPage
- Meme Generator. These are too stupid to add to the gallery.
- BTR Shows automatically create an iTunes Podcast: itpc://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost.rss
A Final Word
Here at ED, we make fun of fucking everyone. But Ghost is actually a pretty cool guy, considering that he has to deal as much internet cancer a day as m00t does in a week. And on top of that, he's still a better troll than you, you sorry sacks of crap.
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