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Good god, ED. I think I found Chris-Chan 2.0


Who The Fuck Is This?

  While reading this article, this asshole is misgendered on purpose for lulz.
 
The ugly hambeast in all of her former glory

Dumuzi-ouji is a 22 year old nigger hating scumbag from the deep dark pits of deviantART's asshole. Considered by BSParty to be the next Chris-Chan due to her being a total fucking retard and an uneducated dildo, turned her into a lolcow within a matter of hours. She believes she's a tranny, a fucking angel from another planet and has the ungodly obsession with the worst anime ever - Hetalia.

She also thinks she's a nazi and is a huge hypocrite. She believes that during the Civil War, the South paid the blacks to be in the war and thinks that Yaoi is a Japanese word for gay. Dildo also claims that she is emo, has depression and believes that she is the only one allowed to voice their own opinion! OTHERS ARE FORBADDEN!!!1111

Here's just one example of her pure faggoty-ness:


 


If that's not enough to convince you, do not fear, there is so much more where that came from, like this piece of gold:


 
Riiight, of course you're not.


It should be noted that the Japanese don't have syllables "Du" and "Zi", so his nickname would be correctly written as "Zumuji". Remind him that he failed even with his own weeaboo nickname.

The Anti-Yaoi Stamp Drama

That comment at the beginning of the article? Yep. That's what started all this.

Just like any other redneck whose IQ is low, she is very uneducated about Japanese. When many TARTlets tried giving her the facts, she got butthurt and BAWWWLOCKED them. Grrr, that's a way to win an argument! Just block people for no reason! Below are screenshots of the best dumb-fuckery seen to date.

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    Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you know everything.
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    That's not even proper proof man. Can you even counter-argument?
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    You'd go perfectly with my EX who thought he was the great Archangel Michael.
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    You know, pissing off a black person isn't such a great idea.
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    Someone needs to get this dude a fucking straight-jacket

You can find more of this dumb-assery here.

What happened next...?

Well. After everyone tried calling her out on her shit, she made a journal BAWWWWing:

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How did the rest of this journal turn into about how bad humanity was


And then another one was made, this time about the Confederate Flag and a bunch of other Civil War shit:


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Oh yeah the Civil War was totally not about Slavery.

I'M GONNA SUE YOU!!!1 (Dildo's reaction to this article)

It didn't take very long for her to find her article, and this journal she makes just proves more stupidity.

 


 
I see no intelligent life here.

And half the people who commented on this journal rushed to her to pat her ass. And no, you cannot sue anyone for making a page about you here on the lovely Encyclopedia Dramatica. It is a satirical site, and pictures that have been put here have no copyright.

Also, Dildo, YOU can get charged for harassment against a minor.

And what's more, when she made someone cry, she played the "Freedom of Speech" card, saying it wasn't her fault the other person can't Internet.

   
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Christianity is evil, I will never ever be nice too it. It's not hate speech either since that only applies when it promote mass genocide. So I can hate on it all I want too.
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—According to her, the Holocaust isn't as bad as hating Christianity.

   
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She asked me to do a task I would never agree too. I never meant for her to cry though, I thought she would of been strong enough to handle reality. I wouldn't never be banned for free speech.
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—Apparently, it's okay to say you want and make others cry if you claim free speech.

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SHE'S AT IT AGAIN DEAR GOD

And when you thought Dildo was done pulling shit, she isn't.

Here's where she argued with someone over WWII(they then somehow settled it):


 


Then pulled some shit on someone, called them a ugly piece of shit and blocked them:


 


And just because someone stated their opinion, she said this to them:


 

Her....Bio.

Just like any other faggot on dA, this chick has a self-insert Mary-Sue OC that's just fucking ridiculous.

I can't even explain how fucking weird and stupid this is:

 
What the fuck why is it Rainbow bullshit
Full name

Nibirian: Dumuzi Aeolus Aisha Nibiru
Earthian: Saiko Izumi

Bio
Name: Dumuzi/Dumuzid/Sin/Nanna/Tammuz/Hades/Adonis/Baal/Krishna/Mithras/Osiris/Jesus/Máni/Tsukuyomi/Artemis/Diana/Aeolus, but prefers Dumuzi the best, also has the past lives of Vlad the Impaler(Dracula) and Edwin Haddesley. Why so many names? I don't know, ask the fucking humans! They give us to many names! And like changing our sexes! Fuck are we marionettes to them?! Dammit!!

Eye Color: Yellow(chartreuse mixed with golden yellow)

Hair Color: Blue Black

Skin: Pale as a ghost (I actually was confused for one once XD)

Relationship: With Marduk

Rank: Prince

Age: 22(rebirth), 500,000+(actual age), I look 10 in appearance though, so I'm a 'shota', I actually have two cousins that look loli in appearance in my human family. Angels are like the Kokiri race from Zelda, we look child like naturally. So fuck you if you can't handle how I look. Go cry to yourself if you can't handle people can actually look extremely young. You can ask my sister in law on my age, it's legit.

Sex: Male

Height: 5'3"

Nationality: Prussian American

Element: Ice, Dark, Wind

Species: Angel (I am the Minister(correct term) of these Fertility, Food, Sheep, Moon, Vegetation, Death, Rebirth, Time, Afterlife, Life, Resurrection, Desire, Beauty, and Underworld)

Personality: Shota, timid, can be mouthy and swear, yandere/yangire, somewhat scary, cute, loves cute things, can be scary when angered, has anger problems, but is actually very caring and gentle, motherly-ish, good at giving advice, born leader, can be rational sometimes. He has trouble understanding human emotions, and isn't sure how to act 'human'. He's also very clumsy. He loves joking around like a jester, but when leadership abilities call can be extremely strict and serious.

Clothes Style: Jeans, oversized sweaters, t-shirts, hoodies, shorts, sneakers, etc. Also loves dressing fancy sometimes, as well as goth/emo/punk/visual kei.

Family: Enki/Ea(father), Ninsun(mother), Nanshe(sister), Gilgamesh(half brother), Geshtinanna(sister), Ninsar(brother), Utto(sister), Ninmu(sister), Nindurra(sister), Asarlubi(brother), Enlil(uncle), Ishtar/Inanna(ex wife/half sister, most hated enemy), Erishkigal(half sister), Marduk/Ra(older brother/lover).

Talent: Singing/Drawing/Psychic Abilities(I'm able to remember my past self, as well as my babyhood memories, plus I can see ghosts, sometimes have some visions in my dreams)

Religion: Enkism/Sumerian Religion/Satanism

TD;LR: Gay ass prince whose OP as fuck and apparently pukes rainbows and shit since he's gay.

Their Art

Mostly traced bases or bad anatomy.

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    She's also a ponyfag. Great.
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    Please don't ruin the Story of Evil with shitty recolors.
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    2EMO4U
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    Shitty Sonic recolor
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White Knights

  •   Iggster-von-Burai - A furfag who not only stalks comments against the guy but annoying puts in implies _____. Responsible for the death of BSParty's reincarnation because she was butthurt about it.

See Also

External Links

 

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