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User:Wiitard/Object Shows
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This community/group is a herd of lolcows, and should be trolled and made fun of for great justice. You can help by adding more info to this page to make them all cry. |
Object shows are a genre of Jewtube videos that are always watched by autistic faggots. These shows, are known for just being a rip-off of Total Drama Island because like every YouTuber who wants money, they need to steal from other successful venues. All the show is, is just random every-day objects that can somehow move around, talk, and just do random bullshit. They generally have absolutely terrible animation because mind you, these are made by autistic faggots, for autistic faggots. If you call object shows bad, you will be cyber-bullied by their army of severely defective homosexuals.
Plot
Object shows generally have the same plot, they take random objects, give it a personality of a person who has ass burgers. As the copy of Total Drama Island it is, it involves the objects doing retarded shit. And of course, to help infect more kids with autism, and to keep the already infected children, they let them vote on who should be eliminated (and in some shows, who should be brought back). Now this helps the algorithm to push their videos out to more brain-dead losers and both keeps the viewer entertained, and gives them money to further "help" get their "cause" out to more brain-dead losers (sound familiar?) at the same time. In the end of the show, the "winner" of the show earn some dumbass shit that they forgot about since the filler episodes.
Cliches
Since the shows are made as a money grab, you don't need to be original, all you have to do is steal from other object shows and you've already have made your first object show! But what do you ideas do you steal?
Characters
- Fatasses who talk like they have Down Syndrome
- Characters with the personality of a 16 year old girl (which is probably why you watch these shows, you sick fuck)
- Appending -(e)y to the end of a name
- .jpg files from the internet
- A wannabe sandwich maker with a masculine voice and a squeaker male
- A character with no limbs and can float
The Plot
- WINNING AN EPIK PRIZE
- Forgetting about the epic prize until the last couple of episodes
- Terrible jokes
- Fan "interaction"
- Fitting in as many memes as possible
Actual Making
- Using a built-in microphone (or a microphone from the Nintendo DS)
- Shitty animation
- Expressionless voice acting
How is this entertaining?
Good question. Luckily, due to extensive late night studies, scientists have found the answer. Autism. Due to this disease, anyone who carries it has the brain of a toddler who just learned that the square does not go into the circle hole, therefore entertaining them.
People that find this entertaining
Fanbase
As mentioned before (multiple times), the fanbase is incredibly autistic, therefore their fanbase is also going to be reeking of autistic behaviors. If you dislike the show and have expressed it online, you've successfully milked them for the lulz.
The fandom (not to be confused with FANDOM) is known to be mean :( to anyone who disagrees with them, which causes a fuckton of arguments because they're extremely sped (and is the reason why their Wikia discussions got disabled for a while) and that's what sped people do when their feewings get huwt. The fandom is known to make shitty fanart featuring "OCs" (which are just giving random objects a face and limbs) or drawing the already existing characters into their imaginary situations.
Fanart
Objectcucks love drawing absolute shit. What do they like to draw? Rule 34 of everyday objects because why not?
Drama 101
As previously noted, objectfags love causing drama over stupid shit, such as someone disagreeing with their amazing, almighty ship, not liking a character, telling them that object shows are fucking retarded, or some other bullshit. Due to how easy it is to piss them off, they are incredibly easy to troll. But wait, it gets easier. Above is a list of the typical group of people who watch object shows, and they always get pissed off over everything, but that is beyond the scope of this article.
How to troll objectcucks
- Make a rant about any object show (someone will complain)
- Make fun of how their OCs are unoriginal
- Tell them their community is full of underage children
- Tell them object shows are shit
- Tell them object shows are an effortless Total Drama ripoff
- Tell them there are better flash cartoons
- Call them objectcucks/objectfags/objectphiles
- Swear
- Show them any kind of porn or hentai
- Tell them 2005 Newgrounds flash cartoons have better animation than Object Shows
- Redirect them to this article
- Tell them that if they have an object show avatar their opinion doesn't matter
- Tell them that almost all of the object show creators are pedophilic
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