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World's Ugliest Dog

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This is Sam. He's been dubbed "The World's Ugliest Dog" three times in a row. Sam is some kind of Chinger breed of dog, is blind and is also fucking ugly. Of course, there are a few things that come close to the ugliness of Sam, like Juliana Wetmore, but there are still far worse things on the internet.

This is what they're supposed to look like. Clearly, Sam didn't have far to go.

Sam was a purebreed (srsly) Chinese Crested hairless dog. Others know he was the combined product of AIDS-infected Furry Mpreg. Sam was originally considered unadoptable by animal shelters because he was not only ugly but also vicious, probably as a result of looking like he'd been dragged behind a car for 30 miles like a nigger. Sam's incredible ugliness earned him a celebrity lifestyle - riding in limos, eating gourmet food and even meeting Donald Trump.Such news should come as a huge disappointment to furries because no matter how much they try and make themselves look cute and sexy, this hideous little mutt was more popular and loved than they could ever be.

In 2006, Sam passed away aged 15. This came as a great shock to all who knew him, since he looked like he'd been dead for a long, long time.

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