Book

You heard them

Good riddance!

Some books are good.

Some books are Fucking bad.

A collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in squid juice. Definitely old media. Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it's also available on the internets. It's rumored that some people keep their LiveJournals in books before the internets, but this seems unlikely - who would keep a journal that no-one else could read, amirite?. Books are also responsible for the creation of religion, role-playing and most of the slashfic in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity.

Since the creation of the internets last Thursday nobody gives a shit about books anymore. Some nostalgic nerds have tried bringing them back by writing books about the internets such as Otherland but lazy Americunts don't want to waste their energy turning pages.

Scientists speculate that many years ago, books contained some importance to people, possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether or not this will be proven true or false.

Books are often found in the backpacks of loli, as they have no nutritional value and do not act as a lubricant, it is suggested that you use the books raise the loli up to waist height. Most Pedophiles post the titles of the books they have found on Lithursday.

Some Books

• http://rapidshare.com/files/204865961/books.rar

Books as a source of lulz

• Hitler and his fanclub like burning books, which creates much drama amongst whiners.
• Revealing spoilers to a book's rabid fans is good for a lul or two.
• Paladin-Press books are practically lulz manuals.
• British prime minister, David Cameron, attempted to make books popular with today's youth by saying that, if he thinks something is cool, he'll say, "That is so book!" The reason for this is, apparently, because 'cool' filters to 'book' automatically when somebody is using the predictive text feature on a cell phone. As can be expected, this failed miserably.
• The Bible and the Koran are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is.
• HOMFG TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY A BOOK! Lulz.

Gallery

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  Sasha Grey knows quality literature
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  They don't make books like this anymore.
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See Also

• Fantasy
• Narnia
• Necronomicon
• Bible
• RTFM
• Science Fiction
• TL;DR
• Public Library