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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

'Angelic-Catalyst', or Mary James in real life, is the reason why you don't give autistic trailer trash internet access. A self proclaimed goth but also a Christian, Mary has plagued artists on DeviantArt as well as other Fur Friendly sites and even has a petition out to ban her with over three hundred signatures!!


Typical Christian FurFag on Welfare, Personified About missing Pics
  • CRRAAAAWLING IIIN MYYY SKIIIIIIN. Holy shit. Check out those sausages she calls fingers.
    CRRAAAAWLING IIIN MYYY SKIIIIIIN. Holy shit. Check out those sausages she calls fingers.
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  • It's evident by the gaudy flower wall-paper and lack of cheap wood paneling that Fatturd is moved in with her father now.
    It's evident by the gaudy flower wall-paper and lack of cheap wood paneling that Fatturd is moved in with her father now.
  • The art thief herself, showing the world how much of a Christfag she is while wearing a bra.
    The art thief herself, showing the world how much of a Christfag she is while wearing a bra.
  • The resemblance is striking
    The resemblance is striking
  • You'd think with all of the time she's wasting on trying to be original, she wouldn't have time to master FatUglyFuck-No-Jutsu.
    You'd think with all of the time she's wasting on trying to be original, she wouldn't have time to master FatUglyFuck-No-Jutsu.
  • Their dog kept getting into the pizza hut and frozen dinners fattard left around and now has cancer. Is it just me or does her dog even look like she hates Mary?
    Their dog kept getting into the pizza hut and frozen dinners fattard left around and now has cancer. Is it just me or does her dog even look like she hates Mary?


Brief Relief: Fattards Short Ban

After being banned, she convinced her fellow sonicFag to upload her shit for her in his gallery

At some point, Pizzaroll-Catalyst was banned for cybering yiffy with her e-boyfriends all over her page. But she sucked enough dick to merit coming back. She must have been pretty good at it. Thinking she'd won and gaining a boost of confidence, she continued to rip off and steal from far better and far more successful artists than she will ever be.Later, after a countless number of comments, arguments and denial, Angelic-pizza-Catalyst finally deactivated herself. Shortly after the celebrations began it was remembered that this notorious, shameless account whore still had Gothic-Fennec which she immediately ran to. Either she's retarded alongside being Autistic, or she thinks banning means nothing and it's okay to just hop on another account. We're betting both. On her new account, she resolves to start anew and be original but then proceeds to add she's going to use bases. Somebody get her a V.I.P. spot in the Special Olympics.

If she isn't banned again, you can bet your HomeStuck love-doll she'll just rip off the next thing her beady little eyes spot. Bids one what poor soul will be the next victim of her shameless greed and retardation?

At It Again

Shortly after returning to DA for literally the fiftieth time, Mary announced that she was going to be slapping her fat rolls on MSPaint for her own species. Soon after she submitted reference sheets she made from stolen art, everybody crossed their arms and squinted. Mary was as capable of doing something on her own as much as a newborn rock was. It didn't take long to find out were her so called new species came from. A quick run through of her watch list revealed she was ripping from somebody on that list. She didn't change a single thing. Once again, she took something and renamed it, this time the Ripper species created by K-9Coyote She tried to pass them off as things called Carunines but it was obvious to a blind person what they really were.

A screencap taken of Mary livestreaming where she compares her ripped off piece (right) to the original (left) to make sure she ripped it off sufficiently

She received waves of criticism and flaming and caps were made proving her to be a thief and eventually she removed all of the images concerning the stolen Rippers. It wasn't long after that until she made another announcement of another attempt at an original species and everybody knew what that meant.

After being caught stealing red-handed, once again, she came up with some bullshit called Coronalions which were basically flaming lions.

Turns out even the Coronalions were rip-offs

She made a ref sheet using the same stolen art and a couple of images before she decided they weren't getting her enough asspats and attention. She quickly abandoned those for something just as stupid, Carnavats which were giant black cats really. She only got as far as several images before she realized that those too were not pumping in enough attention and praise.

BAWLEET EVERYTHING

In a fit of self pity and frustration, Mary decided to 'clean' out her gallery which resulted in an empty gallery and only a few pieces of shit in her scraps. For a few days, people could rest easy knowng Mary's stolen abominations were out of public view. It was a short lived victory before she made yet another journal announcing yet another new species, the Ice Hounds. It seemed legit for a little while until somebody found a character sheet that looked exactly like the Ice Hounds and even had the same name. Because the character isn't widely used or very in-depth and Mary didn't bother with anything other than describing how the dogs looked, not much could be done to reveal that her precious mutts are just as stolen as every single thing she's done before them.

Mary's assburgers prevents her from realizing what a selfish cunt she is.

Mary Flails Back

Mary trying to act like nothing is capable of getting to her

After months of being trolled and revealed to be the fat, mooching little fucktard she is, Mary devised a totally flawless plan. After she squandered money from her monthly govornment check for a subscription, she uses a customizable widget to display all the caps made about her. Thinking this would make her seem tough and unaffected, she credits the cappers and feigns praise. But like every effort she's ever made to protect her double-wide ass, it was utterly translucent. People visiting her page and fans read the caps and were educated on the situation. The caps gained popularity and views and it wasn't long before people removed faves and watches. Realizing what a totally retarded mistake she just made, she quickly removed the cap wall and replaced with with dozens of caps proclaiming how awesome she was, how unaffected she was and even oozing her e-love for her yiff-bitch, DarkSonic800 It wasn't long before the trolls and the followers of the situation began capping her stamps and mocking the stupidity and hypcrosy behind them. Once again, Mary removed the content she thought would help her but only condemned her further. In place of the stamps and cap display, she relied on her Shout-Box and Twitter to continue with her paper thin facade. She's seen tweeting about going to see the caps made about her and acting as if they don't bother her which would be believable if she didn't draw so much attention to them and 'how little she cares'. Safe behind her blocks, she flaunts her act knowing people won't be able to swoop in and sprinkle her pizza-rolls with freshly grated trufax.

Hypocrisy Au Stamps About missing Pics
  • Mary? A liar and superficial? Don't be crazy!
    Mary? A liar and superficial? Don't be crazy!
  • Funny how the only time she doesn't need or want a man is when she doesn't have one.
    Funny how the only time she doesn't need or want a man is when she doesn't have one.
  • Faving a stamp telling girls to stop being a whorebag..yeah..that'll throw us of her trail of six IRL guys and eleven fictional characters.
    Faving a stamp telling girls to stop being a whorebag..yeah..that'll throw us of her trail of six IRL guys and eleven fictional characters.
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  • She never misses a chance to remind us what a Christian she is while drawing her sona fucking her 'just a friend' and faving 'I support clean anthro art' stamps.
    She never misses a chance to remind us what a Christian she is while drawing her sona fucking her 'just a friend' and faving 'I support clean anthro art' stamps.
  • She's just 'Begging' to get trolled here, and notice how she makes it clear that she will continue to be a lazy whale
    She's just 'Begging' to get trolled here, and notice how she makes it clear that she will continue to be a lazy whale
  • Everything about the fatturd is a joke, she blatantly pulls this crap all of the time.
    Everything about the fatturd is a joke, she blatantly pulls this crap all of the time.
  • She's nice..but she hates people?
    She's nice..but she hates people?
  • Way to many fucking stamps about relationships for her to NOT be a clingy bitch
    Way to many fucking stamps about relationships for her to NOT be a clingy bitch
  • Wall of Hypocrisy
    Wall of Hypocrisy
  • Her trying to be witty
    Her trying to be witty
  • More shit
    More shit
  • Delicious Irony
    Delicious Irony

Another Short Lived, Small Victory

After Mary become frustrated with the waves of call-outs and accusations, she announced that she was no longer going to submit to DA and submit exclusively to Facebook. Shortly after, she deactivated. You could only imagine everybody's joy. But as usual, it was short lived. Upon finding out that the artists she ripped off were happy and at ease, she returned. How dare they be successful and happy while she's living off of welfare and gets only five meals a day!

Mary returned and posted only one very crudely drawn picture of her yiff-bitch, Zach, with the 'awesome-face'.

Progress is Made

Mary continued to post her ripped off art onto Inkbunny but after reports by Uriko44, her art was removed and Mary's CrimsonFurvor account was banned. Mary tried to get away with ripping off Uriko44 by adding a link to the piece she ripped off and Uriko44's username, but she needed Uriko44's permission, which she did not and never would have. The images were swiftly deleted from Mary's gallery. There's still hope.

Her Knight In TinFoil

On March 28, 2012, after over a year of dating, Mary's boytoy, Zach, seemed to finally grow a pair and dumped her sorry ass, resulting in one of the longest angst fest ever. A day later, she makes a post asking "please Lord help me let him go", something that is no doubt falling on deaf ears.

But as of April, 21, 2012, that all came to an end, when twilightwolf5- after 3 years of asskissing, failed attempts at cyber-yiffing, following her everytime he hops on to another account, and stealing on her behalf- was finally been given the opportunity to become Mary's new faggot of the year. That was, what, an entire 3 weeks Mary spent moaning about her breakup with Zach? Yes, because nothing shows how damaged you were from a breakup than jumping into another relationship after 3 weeks of being single with the first person who licked your ass the most. It seems accounts and artists aren't the only things Mary goes through like a box a pizza-rolls.

So as of April, 27, 2012 the fatturd's boyfriend, Twi, is now banned on all three of his accounts. The banhammer didn't come down upon him due to his massive and obvious copyright infringement but the simple fact that his first account twilightwolf4 was previously banned for uploading explicit pornography on a family website.

The couple didn't last long, and so as of June 27, this couple is no more. A reliable source informed us that Zachs having a job prevented him from being online 24/7 and Mary simply could not have that.

  • Using images to prove somebody is a thief? UNACCEPTABLE!!11 Somebody's spreading rumors? PEPPER-SPRAY THEM.
    Using images to prove somebody is a thief? UNACCEPTABLE!!11 Somebody's spreading rumors? PEPPER-SPRAY THEM.
  • One of Twi's fellow faggots comforting him. Watch out. He's a badass.
    One of Twi's fellow faggots comforting him. Watch out. He's a badass.
  • Twilight whining on his Facebook account after he was banned a second time for ban evading.
    Twilight whining on his Facebook account after he was banned a second time for ban evading.
  • It was perfectly fine for Mary to steal, but heaven forbid that someone gives her a taste of her own medicine.
    It was perfectly fine for Mary to steal, but heaven forbid that someone gives her a taste of her own medicine.
  • What real christian tolerates lesbianism in their beliefs? Fatturd and her E-Mommy of course.
    What real christian tolerates lesbianism in their beliefs? Fatturd and her E-Mommy of course.


Gallery of Various LULZ About missing Pics
  • After gaining full privileges to Dickfaces account, she swiftly replaced all of his profile themes with Synyster Gates, officially making Armando a pussywhipped, faggot-doormat. He's clearly so desperate for that e-pussy that he'll allow Mary to convert him into her personal Synyster Gates. And we don't blame him because seriously, have you SEEN what he looks like?
    After gaining full privileges to Dickfaces account, she swiftly replaced all of his profile themes with Synyster Gates, officially making Armando a pussywhipped, faggot-doormat. He's clearly so desperate for that e-pussy that he'll allow Mary to convert him into her personal Synyster Gates. And we don't blame him because seriously, have you SEEN what he looks like?
  • How Mary sees herself.
    How Mary sees herself.
  • Anon shared Mary's weird obsession with the man and thus his reactions. Why Fatturd likes to pimp you out to her various stolen fursonas no one will ever know. Everyone is aware you have a life, well with the exception of Mary of course because she has noone.
    Anon shared Mary's weird obsession with the man and thus his reactions. Why Fatturd likes to pimp you out to her various stolen fursonas no one will ever know. Everyone is aware you have a life, well with the exception of Mary of course because she has noone.
  • Just like your average Christian.
    Just like your average Christian.
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  • Uhm, so why exactly does she need to comfort Razor with her bare breasts in his face?
    Uhm, so why exactly does she need to comfort Razor with her bare breasts in his face?
  • This was around the time when she was ripping off Juju From Uriko44
    This was around the time when she was ripping off Juju From Uriko44
  • THIS is what the bitchboys line up for. And fap pics.
    THIS is what the bitchboys line up for. And fap pics.
  • When Mary and Armando find out that he can't go mooch off of the gov. with Mary, they both act like a couple of pissed off children and shit talk about Armandos parents who just took Armando on a CRUISE with them. Yeah. Poor caged Armando alright.
    When Mary and Armando find out that he can't go mooch off of the gov. with Mary, they both act like a couple of pissed off children and shit talk about Armandos parents who just took Armando on a CRUISE with them. Yeah. Poor caged Armando alright.
  • Long before Armando left Andrea, he and Mary evidently were cybering. But of course Mary thinks she's special and doesn't think Armando will do the same to her. Which he has.
    Long before Armando left Andrea, he and Mary evidently were cybering. But of course Mary thinks she's special and doesn't think Armando will do the same to her. Which he has.
  • They've been using this icon for months and have yet to realize it's actual meaning.
    They've been using this icon for months and have yet to realize it's actual meaning.
  • Slutty whale went back to her ex.
    Slutty whale went back to her ex.
  • The not so gradual pussywhipping of Armando and how he goes from SonicFag to Emofag. Srsly..what's up with his hair?
    The not so gradual pussywhipping of Armando and how he goes from SonicFag to Emofag. Srsly..what's up with his hair?
  • EIGHT Fursonas. Somebody explain to this dumb cunt what a SONA is. Let's not forget the new sonas she created each month for the past two years either.
    EIGHT Fursonas. Somebody explain to this dumb cunt what a SONA is. Let's not forget the new sonas she created each month for the past two years either.
  • Wanda fell at the store. I guess that means...She's Fallen. AAAAAWYEAH
    Wanda fell at the store. I guess that means...She's Fallen. AAAAAWYEAH
  • I'd be sad too if I had the hips of a cheap plastic doll.
    I'd be sad too if I had the hips of a cheap plastic doll.
  • Mary is a Christian and note the Islamic Moon and Star symbol on his body. How American of you, Mary.
    Mary is a Christian and note the Islamic Moon and Star symbol on his body. How American of you, Mary.
  • Somebody please get McDoubleNipples a razor and corrective glasses for her nipples.
    Somebody please get McDoubleNipples a razor and corrective glasses for her nipples.
  • Add gravity to the list of things Mary can't do.
    Add gravity to the list of things Mary can't do.
  • Coincidence that Armandos new sona, Nero, looks like the DMC character Nero who appears dozens of times in Mary's favorites? Of course!
    Coincidence that Armandos new sona, Nero, looks like the DMC character Nero who appears dozens of times in Mary's favorites? Of course!
  • She certainly eats like one.
    She certainly eats like one.
  • No wonder they couldn't afford to live in their tincan for much longer. And these are just her HarvestMoon games. Imagine if the price of her DS, 3DS, GameCube, Wii, DA subscriptions, Sonic games and whatever else she plays were tacked on.
    No wonder they couldn't afford to live in their tincan for much longer. And these are just her HarvestMoon games. Imagine if the price of her DS, 3DS, GameCube, Wii, DA subscriptions, Sonic games and whatever else she plays were tacked on.
  • Disables comments to stop drama: Makes a butthurt vent pic and talks about it on Twitter.
    Disables comments to stop drama: Makes a butthurt vent pic and talks about it on Twitter.
  • For somebody so in love with Dickface, she sure is butthurt over somebody not taking her MarySue SRSLY. U NO WHO U R!! SHE TRUSTED U WIT HUR CHARACTER SHE ONLY DREW LIKE TWICE!!!1111 So much for 'supporting forgiveness'
    For somebody so in love with Dickface, she sure is butthurt over somebody not taking her MarySue SRSLY. U NO WHO U R!! SHE TRUSTED U WIT HUR CHARACTER SHE ONLY DREW LIKE TWICE!!!1111 So much for 'supporting forgiveness'
  • Typical Mary manipulates her 'true loves' into adopting the Sona's SHE wants them to have.
    Typical Mary manipulates her 'true loves' into adopting the Sona's SHE wants them to have.
  • Somebody had better get Sayuri to a hospital. Seems her uterus is prolapsing through that gaping vagina of hers.
    Somebody had better get Sayuri to a hospital. Seems her uterus is prolapsing through that gaping vagina of hers.
  • Her cat, Skittles, was able to escape the hellhole that was living with a lazy pig unlike her dog. According to Mary, the cat was named Skittles because she was 'skittish' Yeah. Likely story.
    Her cat, Skittles, was able to escape the hellhole that was living with a lazy pig unlike her dog. According to Mary, the cat was named Skittles because she was 'skittish' Yeah. Likely story.
  • Free meme for you ;3
    Free meme for you ;3
  • Oh why yes it keeps getting funnier! But not for the reasons you believe.
    Oh why yes it keeps getting funnier! But not for the reasons you believe.
  • Hey Mary didn't you know, DA says tracing is awwwright and they don't give a two shits about character theft so there's no wrong doing here.
    Hey Mary didn't you know, DA says tracing is awwwright and they don't give a two shits about character theft so there's no wrong doing here.
  • The same old shit she is repeating herself every two months. Getting stronger about what? It's a mystery.
    The same old shit she is repeating herself every two months. Getting stronger about what? It's a mystery.
  • Mary is now a homewrecker, a quick check on that person's page they were in a relationship with Blade before Mary.
    Mary is now a homewrecker, a quick check on that person's page they were in a relationship with Blade before Mary.
  • More truth that will no doubt be hidden by Fatturd when she gets her fat lazy ass on today.
    More truth that will no doubt be hidden by Fatturd when she gets her fat lazy ass on today.
  • FRIENDS ;D
    FRIENDS ;D
  • SO MANY
    SO MANY
  • urkio44 confronting that talentless lazy cow and of course her harmless comment will be hidden.
    urkio44 confronting that talentless lazy cow and of course her harmless comment will be hidden.
  • A stamp just for our dearest Fatturd. Wanna use it? Copy paste the link marked 'HTML Image (websites & blogs)' on your profile and enjoy.
    A stamp just for our dearest Fatturd. Wanna use it? Copy paste the link marked 'HTML Image (websites & blogs)' on your profile and enjoy.
  • Booted from both and one of which she helped Moderate.
    Booted from both and one of which she helped Moderate.
  • Will Mary bribe her way out of this? Will Mary throw a bitch fit? Will BitchenBeauty be thrown out of the group for calling out the Fatturd, defending Uriko44? Will Mary's retarded friends defend her? Stay tuned to find out.
    Will Mary bribe her way out of this? Will Mary throw a bitch fit? Will BitchenBeauty be thrown out of the group for calling out the Fatturd, defending Uriko44? Will Mary's retarded friends defend her? Stay tuned to find out.
  • After pissing off one of her asslickers, she makes it up to him with some erotic sonicfaggotry and some cybering which, naturally, led to Mary falling 'in love'. Once again.
    After pissing off one of her asslickers, she makes it up to him with some erotic sonicfaggotry and some cybering which, naturally, led to Mary falling 'in love'. Once again.
  • If HE is HER guardian angel, then why is she the one drawn to resemble the typical angel? Minus the down syndrome.
    If HE is HER guardian angel, then why is she the one drawn to resemble the typical angel? Minus the down syndrome.
  • Best decision the group has made so far. Next step is too boot the fugly fatturd from the group.
    Best decision the group has made so far. Next step is too boot the fugly fatturd from the group.
  • We all know fatturd doesn't know the meaning of 'no', but apparently she also doesn't know the meaning of 'boundries'. Zach already DENIED her but she thinks if she draws his sona molesting her enough, Zach will want to stick his two inches in her six inches. Of fat.
    We all know fatturd doesn't know the meaning of 'no', but apparently she also doesn't know the meaning of 'boundries'. Zach already DENIED her but she thinks if she draws his sona molesting her enough, Zach will want to stick his two inches in her six inches. Of fat.
  • A giant image of all of the morons who pat her ass and encourage her retard behavior with usernames listed for us. Thanks Fatturd!
    A giant image of all of the morons who pat her ass and encourage her retard behavior with usernames listed for us. Thanks Fatturd!
  • She steals and expects people not to troll her sorry ass? LMAO
    She steals and expects people not to troll her sorry ass? LMAO
  • God would not approve of your bullshit Mary.
    God would not approve of your bullshit Mary.
  • Dun stealz her stolen art u gais!!! Dis is srs bsns.
    Dun stealz her stolen art u gais!!! Dis is srs bsns.
  • BRB u Gais gonna go trace some moar art!!!
    BRB u Gais gonna go trace some moar art!!!
  • The sign that she's wasted another $30 from the taxpayers.
    The sign that she's wasted another $30 from the taxpayers.
  • Fatturds mother and brother. She's not fat because of her cysts; she's fat because she's fat AND because of her cysts.
    Fatturds mother and brother. She's not fat because of her cysts; she's fat because she's fat AND because of her cysts.
  • Another wall of wisdom that will surely be hidden before she even finishes struggling to read the first sentence.
    Another wall of wisdom that will surely be hidden before she even finishes struggling to read the first sentence.
  • A whole day. Shocking!
    A whole day. Shocking!
  • Lets see how long this new friendship will last.
    Lets see how long this new friendship will last.
  • Expect these to be hidden as well.
    Expect these to be hidden as well.
  • Remember u gais, she's a Christian who supports clean furry art.
    Remember u gais, she's a Christian who supports clean furry art.
  • This is my OC, Rio. She is a bartender/prostitute who will blow you if you tip her. She's fucked everybody and their mother so she's super experienced Oh yeah, she's also a minor.
    This is my OC, Rio. She is a bartender/prostitute who will blow you if you tip her. She's fucked everybody and their mother so she's super experienced Oh yeah, she's also a minor.
  • More proof that mary never gave two shits about twilight as she's not above talking about how (s)he recolors other people's artwork. Clearly that bitch doesn't know the meaning of being a hypocrite as she has stealing in a similar manner
    More proof that mary never gave two shits about twilight as she's not above talking about how (s)he recolors other people's artwork. Clearly that bitch doesn't know the meaning of being a hypocrite as she has stealing in a similar manner
  • More to be hidden but that's okay we caught it.
    More to be hidden but that's okay we caught it.
  • The highschool drop out is still trying to be edumacated. Lolz.
    The highschool drop out is still trying to be edumacated. Lolz.
  • LMAO The Fattard really makes it too easy.
    LMAO The Fattard really makes it too easy.
  • So much truth with some fail.
    So much truth with some fail.
  • Of course, Fattard would know since she's the master of trying to look like a victim when, in fact, the real victims are the people she steals from.
    Of course, Fattard would know since she's the master of trying to look like a victim when, in fact, the real victims are the people she steals from.
  • Mary frequently updates her Twatter to show what a poor, innocent victim she is when she practically begs to be "bullied" like the attention whore that she is.
    Mary frequently updates her Twatter to show what a poor, innocent victim she is when she practically begs to be "bullied" like the attention whore that she is.
  • Still trying to come off as a faggot victim. Ugh! Mary, you fooled a fuck ton of people into actually giving you a chance at redemption but proof has it you're just a fat lazy selfish lazy uncreative bitch!
    Still trying to come off as a faggot victim. Ugh! Mary, you fooled a fuck ton of people into actually giving you a chance at redemption but proof has it you're just a fat lazy selfish lazy uncreative bitch!
  • Somebody actually spent money on the Fatturd to help her learn how to draw her own shit?! Wow, they wasted their money.
    Somebody actually spent money on the Fatturd to help her learn how to draw her own shit?! Wow, they wasted their money.
  • You know you fail miserably at life when you're 19, and run to mommy and daddy for help over INTERNET drama. So pathetic, you almost feel sympathy for the poor seacow.
    You know you fail miserably at life when you're 19, and run to mommy and daddy for help over INTERNET drama. So pathetic, you almost feel sympathy for the poor seacow.
  • Fatturd has just logged in as we speak and hiding the truth as usual.
    Fatturd has just logged in as we speak and hiding the truth as usual.
  • Once she logs on and sees no one is ass-patting her she'll deactivate, wasting another $30 that's not hers, then come back under a new name wasting another $30 that's not hers. Aside from wasting internet space she's wasting her own time pulling this cycle of fail.
    Once she logs on and sees no one is ass-patting her she'll deactivate, wasting another $30 that's not hers, then come back under a new name wasting another $30 that's not hers. Aside from wasting internet space she's wasting her own time pulling this cycle of fail.
  • Oh Mary, if you actually stopped copying other people's shit and being a cuntrag about it when caught, things would be getting better for you. Have changed? No. Still being the lazy greasy fat fuck you've always been.
    Oh Mary, if you actually stopped copying other people's shit and being a cuntrag about it when caught, things would be getting better for you. Have changed? No. Still being the lazy greasy fat fuck you've always been.
  • Please learn simple head anatomy, it'll do you some good.
    Please learn simple head anatomy, it'll do you some good.
  • Sure, her weight is off by two hundred pounds but the expression and body language is spot on!
    Sure, her weight is off by two hundred pounds but the expression and body language is spot on!
  • During her 'relationship' with Twilight she was obviously still infatuated with Zachs nappy asian ass and now that she's single again, she's putting all of her effort into getting him back and not being very graceful about it.
    During her 'relationship' with Twilight she was obviously still infatuated with Zachs nappy asian ass and now that she's single again, she's putting all of her effort into getting him back and not being very graceful about it.
  • Mary whining about someone ripping her ripped shit. Ahahahahaha!
    Mary whining about someone ripping her ripped shit. Ahahahahaha!
  • Just before her half-assed apology, she went and created references sheets of several of Uriko's Oc's then renamed them and uploaded them to her FB as her own OC's
    Just before her half-assed apology, she went and created references sheets of several of Uriko's Oc's then renamed them and uploaded them to her FB as her own OC's
  • She has no grasp of value of money. Or hypocrisy.
    She has no grasp of value of money. Or hypocrisy.
  • The asterisk before her username says otherwise, I mean who else would waste their money on a preminum membership if they weren't going to be serious on the site?
    The asterisk before her username says otherwise, I mean who else would waste their money on a preminum membership if they weren't going to be serious on the site?
  • Most people have a to-do list. She has a To-Rip-Off list
    Most people have a to-do list. She has a To-Rip-Off list
  • Maybe if she pretends hard enough that the artists she's ripping off don't know or don't care, then they won't!
    Maybe if she pretends hard enough that the artists she's ripping off don't know or don't care, then they won't!
  • The "r" key is literally right next to the "t" key, then again her fingers must be so thick that she hit the "t" and "H" key at the same time.
    The "r" key is literally right next to the "t" key, then again her fingers must be so thick that she hit the "t" and "H" key at the same time.
  • While SO IN WURV with Twilight, she makes frequent visits to her ex to spam and act like a clingy bitch.
    While SO IN WURV with Twilight, she makes frequent visits to her ex to spam and act like a clingy bitch.
  • She's just begging for asspats, and pretends everyone loves her. Spoiler alert: nobody does
    She's just begging for asspats, and pretends everyone loves her. Spoiler alert: nobody does
  • Another smart comment that fell on deaf greasy and pizza filled ears
    Another smart comment that fell on deaf greasy and pizza filled ears
  • Her and her "boyfriend". Not how mary's lack of education is present in her ignorant rape of grammar.
    Her and her "boyfriend". Not how mary's lack of education is present in her ignorant rape of grammar.
  • Shame the fatturd is in this little fantasy world
    Shame the fatturd is in this little fantasy world
  • Mary calling someone else fat and unattractive? This whole conversation between her and her fail troll is full of contradictions and ironies.
    Mary calling someone else fat and unattractive? This whole conversation between her and her fail troll is full of contradictions and ironies.
  • Someone linking to a site where someone asks if it's ok to trace artwork, but knowing that she will hide the comment and block her, she decides to have fun
    Someone linking to a site where someone asks if it's ok to trace artwork, but knowing that she will hide the comment and block her, she decides to have fun
  • Cocaine is a helluva drug.
    Cocaine is a helluva drug.
  • More good shit that's going to be hidden soon.
    More good shit that's going to be hidden soon.
  • Example of the kind of idiots who eat up Mary's bullshit and shrug off hard facts about her.
    Example of the kind of idiots who eat up Mary's bullshit and shrug off hard facts about her.
  • OMG Mary, don't you have dignity at all?
    OMG Mary, don't you have dignity at all?
  • Fattard fakes not caring about being banned from DA when ever since her ban, she's been stealing relentlessly from Uriko. Someone is obviously butthurt and sucking DA mod cock as we speak.
    Fattard fakes not caring about being banned from DA when ever since her ban, she's been stealing relentlessly from Uriko. Someone is obviously butthurt and sucking DA mod cock as we speak.
  • I heard you can't take a critic? CB
    I heard you can't take a critic? CB
  • Mary is sooo indifferent to being trolled that she has to make a poll with nothing but options that give her praise.
    Mary is sooo indifferent to being trolled that she has to make a poll with nothing but options that give her praise.
  • Error creating thumbnail: File missing
    Someone calls Fatturd out on her lies
  • Telling it to Mary straight! Too bad it'll be ignored by the fatturd.
    Telling it to Mary straight! Too bad it'll be ignored by the fatturd.
  • Awww poor Fatturd. Well bitch, this is what happens when you decide to be a straight up cunt towards other people. Other people will hate you for the shit you do to them!
    Awww poor Fatturd. Well bitch, this is what happens when you decide to be a straight up cunt towards other people. Other people will hate you for the shit you do to them!
  • Oh Mary, we know you like to bullshit for asspats. Either that or Zach finally woke the fuck up!
    Oh Mary, we know you like to bullshit for asspats. Either that or Zach finally woke the fuck up!
  • Mary's assburgers prevents her from realizing what a selfish cunt she is.
    Mary's assburgers prevents her from realizing what a selfish cunt she is.
  • If this lazy fat ass is attending an art school, who wants to bet they booted her out faster than Hitler was from the Jews?
    If this lazy fat ass is attending an art school, who wants to bet they booted her out faster than Hitler was from the Jews?
  • Step 1. Disabling comments makes all the problems go away.
    Step 1. Disabling comments makes all the problems go away.
  • Who wants to bet she wishes that Formerly tag wasn't there?
    Who wants to bet she wishes that Formerly tag wasn't there?
  • Tub'o lard can't hide.
    Tub'o lard can't hide.
  • Mary believe's she really has a good future. Wat? Lol.
    Mary believe's she really has a good future. Wat? Lol.
  • Mary quit high school because she wanted to steal art instead, thus she has no future.
    Mary quit high school because she wanted to steal art instead, thus she has no future.
  • Never thought to see the day a lizard would be smarter then a pedophile and a pig.
    Never thought to see the day a lizard would be smarter then a pedophile and a pig.
  • Phil wants to phil Mary's anus with trust.
    Phil wants to phil Mary's anus with trust.
  • MaryMimiLove be trollololin and as usual Mary's begging for asspats too bad the other comment is hidden.
    MaryMimiLove be trollololin and as usual Mary's begging for asspats too bad the other comment is hidden.
  • Or really?
    Or really?
  • LOL The shit she hates
    LOL The shit she hates
  • Smelly, scaly reptile and her Bearded Dragon
    Smelly, scaly reptile and her Bearded Dragon
  • Look at their eyes and guess what would have happened...
    Look at their eyes and guess what would have happened...
  • Good thing this dog will die soon, it has already suffered enough living with a whale
    Good thing this dog will die soon, it has already suffered enough living with a whale
  • Another animal that had to suffer under fattard's house
    Another animal that had to suffer under fattard's house
  • Mary is so ugly, that this poor dog contracted cancer
    Mary is so ugly, that this poor dog contracted cancer
  • http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Angelic-Catalyst&action=edit&section=22 A much more accurate fursona
    http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Angelic-Catalyst&action=edit&section=22 A much more accurate fursona
  • She's pissed at Tofu for catching onto Mary's ripping
    She's pissed at Tofu for catching onto Mary's ripping
  • Some of Mary's True Loves
    Some of Mary's True Loves
  • Mary's yiffbitch wishing he were in the Kuguar pic with her.
    Mary's yiffbitch wishing he were in the Kuguar pic with her.
  • Mary hinting at her EX bf that she still has feelings for him despite being soo in love with Zach
    Mary hinting at her EX bf that she still has feelings for him despite being soo in love with Zach
  • Mary draws her so called boyriends fursona to look exactly like the furry version of Ankh from Kaman riders and even calls him by that name. Talk about being an obsessed fangirl.
    Mary draws her so called boyriends fursona to look exactly like the furry version of Ankh from Kaman riders and even calls him by that name. Talk about being an obsessed fangirl.
  • Mary's journal dissected and translated. TL;DR She's a huge mooch from her parents AND people she's just meeting up with again after several years. HURR How Do I Modesty?
    Mary's journal dissected and translated. TL;DR She's a huge mooch from her parents AND people she's just meeting up with again after several years. HURR How Do I Modesty?
  • Mary's blatant stupidity.
    Mary's blatant stupidity.
  • According to the fatturd's mother herself, Mary doesn't even know how to use a microwave.
    According to the fatturd's mother herself, Mary doesn't even know how to use a microwave.
  • Shame the fatturd's mother can't be reported for harboring a whale
    Shame the fatturd's mother can't be reported for harboring a whale
  • her pretending to give up, but she's just using her whale tears to fish for asspats
    her pretending to give up, but she's just using her whale tears to fish for asspats

Temporary Peace?

After ragequiting for the fifty-second time, she posted a deviation containing her ripped-off sona and Uriko44's Juliette on a stolen background after talking to one of Uriko. There seems to be an "understanding"

   
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An apology to Uriko44

We had a private chat and finally came to an understanding with each other. We had a cute idea that Naomi and Juliet could be related like cousins or sisters. I did made alittle changes on Naomi so hopefully you can see the difference between that I didn't know what Juliet wears but I was looking through Juliet pictures and this is what I came up with. I know she wears a white dress too but sorry if I picked a bad outfit ;; Thank you for having a talk with me Julia I know we get off to a bad start. I hope you'll accept this apology from me. I know this might stop the drama but this matter was between you and me, not them. Naomi © me Juliet & Design © uriko44
 

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—Firelily93

Blessing or not, fatturd wouldn't know creativity if it bit her in the ass, her entire ass. That's a lot of creativity. Given her track record, it's not a stretch to say she'll milk the artists of their asspats and trust before deciding her own pathetic jabs at creativity won't get her anywhere and she reverts, once again, to lifting actual artists work and slapping her initials on the atrocity she shits out onto PhotoShop. Then once she gets caught, for the fifty-second time, she'll rage quit in the middle of her thirty-dollar subscription and copy-pasta her block list onto her new account. Mary once again asking for ass-pats but this time there's none to be had as her first generation victims are now believing she will always be made of fail.

Back to Square One

After a seemingly successful attempt to get Mary to be original for once in her sheltered life, it was discovered that one of her latest uploads made exclusively and to facebook was, you guessed it! A total carbon copy of somebody elses work. This time she targeted the DeviantArtist PuppyHeartBeat and has added yet another victim to her list. Even before being busted for doing exactly what she's been doing for the past three years, yet again, she managed to fool DeviantArt into thinking she'd successfully shat out another 'original' species. It was soon discovered that she had found another artist who was exclusively on FurAffinity to rip off of. Mary apparently liked what they were doing so she went ahead and took the idea and, typical of fatturd, made no mention of where she actually got the idea. Still desperate for asspats and approval, she wanted everybody to think she had created the dragon-wolf things. Much to her luck, the artist wasn't on DeviantArt which allowed Mary to upload her ripped off species and gain praise but couldn't upload to FurAffinity knowing the artist would catch on and nag her out. Proof that Mary knew what she was doing was wrong.

One Trick Whale About missing Pics
  • "Is not stealing, is inturpretashun, is how i see it cos i has assburgers, so is not wrong for me."
    "Is not stealing, is inturpretashun, is how i see it cos i has assburgers, so is not wrong for me."
  • TL;DR Summary of this cap "Baww i dun liek teh drama, i dun kno why i steal1! Its my assburgers and mah stubborness!11! People's be stealing mah art but i's still allowed to steal cos i's speshul, dey all trolls1!!11
    TL;DR Summary of this cap "Baww i dun liek teh drama, i dun kno why i steal1! Its my assburgers and mah stubborness!11! People's be stealing mah art but i's still allowed to steal cos i's speshul, dey all trolls1!!11
  • A furry artist with good intentions tries to get Fattard to stop stealing by offering her free art. Too bad her efforts were all for shit.
    A furry artist with good intentions tries to get Fattard to stop stealing by offering her free art. Too bad her efforts were all for shit.
  • We're just jumping to conclusions on those replicas.
    We're just jumping to conclusions on those replicas.
  • More blatant lies, this time about how her Tofu rip offs were created before she knew Uriko.
    More blatant lies, this time about how her Tofu rip offs were created before she knew Uriko.
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  • She tries to convince her white-knight that leaving out the stripes is enough to make her rip original
    She tries to convince her white-knight that leaving out the stripes is enough to make her rip original
  • Despite how Mary tried to make it seem as though Tofu didn't care, she is obviously quite pissed.
    Despite how Mary tried to make it seem as though Tofu didn't care, she is obviously quite pissed.
  • Oh look, now she's made an icon for PuppyHeartBeat and lookie here all her current deviations have the comments disabled.
    Oh look, now she's made an icon for PuppyHeartBeat and lookie here all her current deviations have the comments disabled.
  • And you thought her Sayuri character was original. Nope.
    And you thought her Sayuri character was original. Nope.
  • Someone added her to their skype and look it what we've got here. Still a thieving lying sack of shit, Miss Mary.
    Someone added her to their skype and look it what we've got here. Still a thieving lying sack of shit, Miss Mary.
  • Proof that she hasn't changed for the better. While she puts on her "I r no art thief anymore" act on DA, she goes to her Fakebook and submits the crap she ripped from her latest victim, PuppyHeartbeat.
    Proof that she hasn't changed for the better. While she puts on her "I r no art thief anymore" act on DA, she goes to her Fakebook and submits the crap she ripped from her latest victim, PuppyHeartbeat.
  • If she can't come up with an original name without using a name from a COPYRIGHTED BOOK, then this bitch really has NO hope
    If she can't come up with an original name without using a name from a COPYRIGHTED BOOK, then this bitch really has NO hope
  • Does mary ever understand that "best friends" don't act like that? Hell no, but her ignorance is no excuse for her mentally raping zach 24/7.
    Does mary ever understand that "best friends" don't act like that? Hell no, but her ignorance is no excuse for her mentally raping zach 24/7.
  • As long as mary pulls this bullshit, and makes excuses for her shitty tendencies, then she will never move forward as a person. Oh and fat, fat, fat, fat, fat...
    As long as mary pulls this bullshit, and makes excuses for her shitty tendencies, then she will never move forward as a person. Oh and fat, fat, fat, fat, fat...
  • As long she keeps people on her baaawlock list, it's clear that she's not going to change for the better. Most of the block list of hers is people calling her out, or trying to give advice, with some trolls mixed in there
    As long she keeps people on her baaawlock list, it's clear that she's not going to change for the better. Most of the block list of hers is people calling her out, or trying to give advice, with some trolls mixed in there
  • Look how mature she hasn't gotten.
    Look how mature she hasn't gotten.
  • Even though Zach broke up with this tub of lard she's still fantasizing about fucking him. She's too retarded to get that no means no
    Even though Zach broke up with this tub of lard she's still fantasizing about fucking him. She's too retarded to get that no means no
  • An apology isn't going to make up for years of blatant rip-offs or even the latest. Cousins? Moar like the clone of Juliet. Dear Fatturd, to be original you must first stop copying what you see and start referencing from photos.
    An apology isn't going to make up for years of blatant rip-offs or even the latest. Cousins? Moar like the clone of Juliet. Dear Fatturd, to be original you must first stop copying what you see and start referencing from photos.
  • Another instance where she steals someone's color schemes. It's just one step under actually stealing the design.
    Another instance where she steals someone's color schemes. It's just one step under actually stealing the design.
  • Original? LolNope, she's still taking designs from other people, and even is naming her fake fuck buddy after a character from a copyrighted anime.
    Original? LolNope, she's still taking designs from other people, and even is naming her fake fuck buddy after a character from a copyrighted anime.
  • Tofu makes a point by saying how Mary only gave a half-assed greasy fingered apology to her Uriko44, and not to the onthe victims, mary makes a douchebag response, and in no way hints that she will apologize to the others.
    Tofu makes a point by saying how Mary only gave a half-assed greasy fingered apology to her Uriko44, and not to the onthe victims, mary makes a douchebag response, and in no way hints that she will apologize to the others.
  • Some hidden comments on her page.
    Some hidden comments on her page.
  • Mary, being the idiot that she is, just has to let everyone on DA know that she's stealing- i mean, "being original"- with her new, totally original and not ripped off of PuppyHeart's art, ID
    Mary, being the idiot that she is, just has to let everyone on DA know that she's stealing- i mean, "being original"- with her new, totally original and not ripped off of PuppyHeart's art, ID
  • Even before she was busted for stealing a character and image detail for detail, her supposed new species were a rip off as well.
    Even before she was busted for stealing a character and image detail for detail, her supposed new species were a rip off as well.
  • Turned a new leaf, my ass. But what would you expect from someone who's been stealing for over three years?
    Turned a new leaf, my ass. But what would you expect from someone who's been stealing for over three years?
  • Mary gives viewers on DA a glimpse of the "OCs" she's hiding on her Facebook with poorly written Sue bios that make Edward Cullen look complex. With the recent rip-off of PuppyHeart's husky girl, it is safe to assume Mary is taking Puppy's characters, renaming them, and claiming them as her own on her Fatbook.
    Mary gives viewers on DA a glimpse of the "OCs" she's hiding on her Facebook with poorly written Sue bios that make Edward Cullen look complex. With the recent rip-off of PuppyHeart's husky girl, it is safe to assume Mary is taking Puppy's characters, renaming them, and claiming them as her own on her Fatbook.
  • Fattard updated her Sue bios of her "OCs", with added descriptions of the characters physical appearance, even their favorite colors. Tell me, do they sound familiar?
    Fattard updated her Sue bios of her "OCs", with added descriptions of the characters physical appearance, even their favorite colors. Tell me, do they sound familiar?

She announced that she had interest in doing 'feral' art and shortly after submitted an image of a feral type husky in a blue neck-bow but oddly, she only uploaded the image onto her FaceBook. Reason enough to be suspicious. Through some snooping and digging, the original image and artist was found and once again, Mary was called out on her shameless theft. Outraged, Mary made a journal announcing that she was no longer going to upload to DeviantArt because too many people were calling out her bull. She tried to play the victim card, as per usual, crying about how she 'tried' to change and how she 'gave and gave' to make people notice she changed but she obviously didn't or else she wouldn't have even needed to write that journal. Redundancy at it's finest. Still full of RAEG that people actually caught her in the act once again, she begins to update her twitter about not needing to impress anybody even though it's obvious that she steals peoples shit because she wants everybody to like her. And because she's so angweee that people caught her stealing again, she twitters about committing suicide. Because she got caught doing what she knows is wrong. She then uploads yet another journal talking about how she baaawed to her parents and her dad mocking the journal comments to demean the seriousness of the situation. As you can see, her parents are the source of Mary's failure because they won't let Mary learn from her mistakes and rather enforces Mary's habits by teaching their speshul angle that Mary should do whatever she wants regardless of who she hurts and steps on. What wonderful parenting. Then in a typical Mary manner, she belches some bullshit about how nobody can hurt her via the internet so now she's 'stronger'. You know.."Haturz maek me famus" For somebody so 'empowered' and 'careless' towards what the masses have to say, suicide sure does seem a bit..extreme.

She claims to be taking a break from DeviantArt and FurAffinity, but we all know how well those 'breaks' work out. It's just another way of her saying "BRB guys, I gotta rethink my methods. I'll be back with more theft later."

More Theft Denial

As expected, shortly after she cleared her gallery of her sonic faggotry, she began to fill it again with images of Blade and her newest rip off strategically named Sayuri Waterlilly. Just like the first Sayuri, the new one was also a total rip off, however, this time she got lucky and the artist shrugged it off since it wasn't a carbon copy; just a total rip-off save for the psuedo-Japanese gibberish markings. Encouraged by this, she continued to rip and make bold lies. After the new Sayuri began to lose interest, Mary created yet another character to stand in place of her Sona. Again. This allowed for Blade to believe he's some sort of hotshot when in actuality, his stupid slut girlfriend is just desperate to be everybody she can't ever be. Everybody was pretty much still ignoring her anyway up until she, yet again, made a blatant rip-off of one of Tofu93s characters. After uploading some shitty adoptables, she added an original character who looks {{attention whore|nothing like Tofu93s character Luminara. Because adding some shitty vines and stars is totally original and negates how everything else looks exactly the same. Mary stated that she did a comparison and that she didn't think they looked the same. SEEMS LEGIT. But as usual, she's convinced that everybody is just over reacting to her replicas.

Some Possible Conspiracy Theories

  • User fleet-feet on DA is believed to be Mary's long lost, equally retarded sister. She has been suspended, luckily. Unfortunately, she returned after a 2 weeks, but has since been bombarded with comments calling her out on her stupidity and theft. Unable to handle logic and incapable of intelligence, Fleety, also know as Twi, abandoned her account and has moved to an obvious backup known as, twilightwolf5, where she continues to rip off images from Google and upload Mary's traced works of furfaggotory. She is also guilty of failtrolling and acting as a mole for Mary. Turns out they were Twifag all along. But yeah, pretty much.
  • An admin of DA realitysquared is Mary's father, and Mary inherited the retardation from him. Because R^2 is Mary's father, she can exploit loopholes in the Terms of Service, thus allowing R^2 and Mary to continue being on the site
  • Mary's mother, pulled deep into depression because she's too much of an ugly bitch to land a decent man, deluded herself into believing Mary is all she's got.
  • User Pixellizer on DA is actually one of Mary's ex-boyfriend's who was too stupid to be a power offering, thus was rejected, however, he's so brainwashed, he prowls around, drawing mediocre porn and trying to start fights with random users.
  • The reason Mary is kept on the site is because of how much she pays the admins via premium memberships. She has given hundreds of dollars for suscriptions that end up going to waste, and the admins secretly fear if they IP ban mary that her and her mother will sue the site into the poor house.
  • FallenRealm is actually Wanda using the shared IP loophole to continue ban evading.

Groups for her 'Originality'

Despite the short lived Carunines, Carnavats and Coronalions, Mary had no qualms with wasting more server space by making groups for each of them. They gained close to no members and watchers and had only her putrid scribblings. Needless to say, they were a huge failure. She recently created a group focused around all of the species she ripped off and closed the groups she'd made before which is toally not conceited and attention whore-ish at all. Aside from her groups, she also made a second Twitter, Carnavat, which only two people follow. Her efforts for love and fame seem to be working as well as a black kid's effort to graduate highschool.

Former "True Loves"

She even rips off herself when forcing a new sona on her bf. She's that unoriginal
This proves that she's only using her 'true loves' to unwittingly play the guys she ACTUALLY is 'in love' with.

If we've learned anything about Mary, it's that she's a shameless thief and a total whore-bag. Just look at those tastefully crafted images of her many sonas taking it up the poon. A brief trip through some of her many accounts may be enough to make you go kick the nearest dog in the face, but it might also bring up a rather interesting pattern. Despite all of her former true loves having nothing in common other than being a bunch of fat ugly-fucks, their sonas all bear a striking resemblance! And by that we mean they look exactly the fucking same. It's been long suspected that Mary pays no mind to the true faces behind her boyfriends and instead focuses on their willingness to dish out that e-cock. They don't even have to be able to draw well, as proven by each of her ex's so long as they don't object to her making an entirely new fursona for them to use instead of their own. This usually ends up in their new sona's looking pretty much exactly like the sona of the boyfriend right before them.


The Bitchboys About missing Pics
  • During her relationship with Twifag, Mary was shamelessly open with how obsessed with Zach she still was. Is.
    During her relationship with Twifag, Mary was shamelessly open with how obsessed with Zach she still was. Is.
  • There are no words for this whore-dom
    There are no words for this whore-dom
  • Both cyber with other people behind the others back. Maybe they were made for each other. Fat, Ugly and Conniving.
    Both cyber with other people behind the others back. Maybe they were made for each other. Fat, Ugly and Conniving.
  • Another Deviant on DA was generous enough to do a Join.Me session where she provided evidence that Armando has no problem e-fucking and playing other girls but of course Mary denies this ever happened. As said by Mary herself, she's just going to deny anything that could prove what a douchebag Armando is.
    Another Deviant on DA was generous enough to do a Join.Me session where she provided evidence that Armando has no problem e-fucking and playing other girls but of course Mary denies this ever happened. As said by Mary herself, she's just going to deny anything that could prove what a douchebag Armando is.
  • This should tell you everything you need to know about all of her relationships.
    This should tell you everything you need to know about all of her relationships.
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  • Even if she's dating, she has no problem with pretend-dating all of the canons from KamanRider and whoever those other two fucks are.
    Even if she's dating, she has no problem with pretend-dating all of the canons from KamanRider and whoever those other two fucks are.
  • "It wasn't him!!" Where have we heard that before, people accessing peoples accounts and pretending to be the account owner..hmmm
    "It wasn't him!!" Where have we heard that before, people accessing peoples accounts and pretending to be the account owner..hmmm
  • Gee For someone who loves his "Angel" soooo much, He sure does not have a problem taking another girl as his new Girlfriend. Don't you think? Edit: All she could say to this was "Bullshit :/" an hide the comment the user http://theliesyoutoldmary.deviantart.com/ that sent it to her, She can't handle the truth so sad.
    Gee For someone who loves his "Angel" soooo much, He sure does not have a problem taking another girl as his new Girlfriend. Don't you think? Edit: All she could say to this was "Bullshit :/" an hide the comment the user http://theliesyoutoldmary.deviantart.com/ that sent it to her, She can't handle the truth so sad.
  • Despite being SO IN LUV with her SOULMATE, Armando a.k.a. Dickface The Wolf, Mary is not afraid to openly obsess over how much she misses Zach. Probably because Armando doesn't have a facebook and so can't view her posts.
    Despite being SO IN LUV with her SOULMATE, Armando a.k.a. Dickface The Wolf, Mary is not afraid to openly obsess over how much she misses Zach. Probably because Armando doesn't have a facebook and so can't view her posts.
  • Yup, that's right folks, ONCE AGAIN she has found TRUE LOVE. When her former TRUE LOVE points out her hypocrisy, Fatturd quickly silences the spineless faggot who continues to follow her like a beaten puppy afterwards.
    Yup, that's right folks, ONCE AGAIN she has found TRUE LOVE. When her former TRUE LOVE points out her hypocrisy, Fatturd quickly silences the spineless faggot who continues to follow her like a beaten puppy afterwards.
  • Just as fat and ugly as the rest, this tryhard with the sona with a dick growing out of his forehead, finally got his turn to milk Mary of her shittily drawn yiff with stolen characters just for him.
    Just as fat and ugly as the rest, this tryhard with the sona with a dick growing out of his forehead, finally got his turn to milk Mary of her shittily drawn yiff with stolen characters just for him.
  • After Mary and this faggot got into a fight, they suddenly fell in love. Typical Fatturd romance.
    After Mary and this faggot got into a fight, they suddenly fell in love. Typical Fatturd romance.
  • This is the sonic-fag Mary wets her panties for. She fantasizes about running her fingers through his long, black, flowing hair. OHWAIT.
    This is the sonic-fag Mary wets her panties for. She fantasizes about running her fingers through his long, black, flowing hair. OHWAIT.
  • Behold the face that is one of Mary's many past 'true loves'. Still think she isn't just using guys to puppeteer what she TRULY wishes to fuck?
    Behold the face that is one of Mary's many past 'true loves'. Still think she isn't just using guys to puppeteer what she TRULY wishes to fuck?
  • Her last bitch-boy, Twilightwolf4 a.k.a. FleetFleet. Gosh, can't imagine why Mary dumped this stud
    Her last bitch-boy, Twilightwolf4 a.k.a. FleetFleet. Gosh, can't imagine why Mary dumped this stud
  • This badass ladykiller is ShadowEdge12.
    This badass ladykiller is ShadowEdge12.
  • Yikes, no wonder he gave up entirely and resorted to recoloring everybody else's art. Without permission. Then lied about permission. And got banned from every art site.
    Yikes, no wonder he gave up entirely and resorted to recoloring everybody else's art. Without permission. Then lied about permission. And got banned from every art site.
  • Twilight shows off the battle scars he got probably from trying to stick his two-inches into some neighborhood cat.
    Twilight shows off the battle scars he got probably from trying to stick his two-inches into some neighborhood cat.
  • She sure knows how to pick 'em.
    She sure knows how to pick 'em.
  • He's sooo deep and brooding.
    He's sooo deep and brooding.
  • Zach taking Chris-Chan money shot like a good sport.
    Zach taking Chris-Chan money shot like a good sport.
  • She has more exes than Ramona flowers
    She has more exes than Ramona flowers

1. hyperblade53 Previously deactivated account. Ran off like the little bitch he is when confronted with logic. * darkwolf537 Mary's newest bitchboy. BAAAAAWWLETED. And he's baaack. xxclestialxangelxx Currently xxAngelxArmandoxx Gee, I wonder who demanded suggested the Angel part.

2. twilightwolf4 BANNED twilightwolf5 BANNED fleet-feet BANNED songbreeze741 BANNED Dipshit's been allowed to return. twilight-kunwolf Dipshit is back. BANNED

3. Shadowedge12 is now ZombieCaptain He was True Love #3

She's In True Love! For Real This Time Guis!

We all know just how much a slut Mary is, but now she convinced she's really truly in love this time!!1 Nobody knows what the fuck happened to her first several true loves but it's safe to assume they got sick of her third-grader level roleplays and smothering. We do know that Zachary wised up and dumped her back into the lagoon from which she crawled when he decided he was going to get an education and a job which he couldn't do with Mary breathing down his neck all hours of the day begging for cyber. Then she dumped Twifag since she was only actually dating him so she wouldn't look foreveralone until she could snatch her next bitch. To this day, Twifag still mourns the loss for free cyber and art his love but that's nothing dodge/burn abused drawings of dog cocks can't distract him from. Shortly after, and we mean shortly, she made her move towards xxangelxarmando who was darkwolf537 at the time. Even though Armando was already in a relationship with midnightrose1918, he was more than happy to indulge cyber with Mary and have pictures ripped off to celebrate their adulterous relationship. It wasn't long before Armandos girlfriend caught on and drama ensued. Instead of trying to explain why he was cheating on Andrea for this landwhale, which we all know is because FREE SECKS AND PIKCHURS!!11, the little bitch deactivated his account and proceeded to create xxclestialxangelxx, now xxangelxarmandoxx, which was very easily sniffed out since..well, the dumbfucks watched each other. What makes this closet-dwelling, cross-eyed retard special? He's more desperate for that e-pussy so he's much more willing to keep her bullshit under-wraps, especially if it means he gets to pretend-fuck Uriko44 and Tofu93s characters! Other than that, he's exactly like the rest of the fat, hideous, retards she's ever fallen in true love with.

Nothing can ever keep them apart! Except parents and busfare.

January 29th, 2013, Mary published a journal stating that Armandos parents were going to kick his fat, lazy ass out of the house if he didn't find a job. Of course, any person who wasn't a fucking retard would know that his parents were likely only using a scare tactic to help their son avoid being an obese piece of shit in societies septic tank, like his girlfriend. But instead of taking his future into serious consideration, decided he was going to take a bus down to Florida and mooch off of the government and off of Mary's parents, along with Mary. The fatfuck couldn't even hold a job at UPS, which was probably something retardedly simple like loading packages, but the economy isn't so bad that business are forced to quit the Equal Opportunity Hiring process. Unfortunately for Mary, but probably not so much Armando, his parents weren't going to let their failed-abortion abuse another families generosity. This resulted in massive butthurt mostly from Mary's end. Typical of an overgrown 10 year old, Mary cried until her parents gave her the option she wanted. Despite not even being able to afford the rent on their tin can, Wanda managed to gather enough money to fly Armando to Florida. It's safe to assume she's able to better collect her checks now that her ex husband is paying all of the bills and for the groceries. FernandinaBeach was about to become the next Atlantis but again, Armandos parents intervened. Like logical people, they didn't want their ghetto trash son to go and take advantage of other people who actually work for a living, Mary's dad, and an old hag who can't even support her own saggy ass let alone her obese swine of a daughters. They proceeded to bitch and whine about how terrible his parents were. About two weeks later, they took him on a cruise.

I love you Synyster Gates, I mean..Armando!

If you've read this entire article down to this point, then you'll already know all about how she turns her true-loves into other guys. After Armando introduced her to AvengedSevenFold, which she was oddly unfamiliar with despite being so hardcore goth, she immediately rolled head over cankles for Synyster gates. Before she morphed him into her personal Syn, she transformed Armandos original Sonic sona from a spikey-haired wolf thing to an emo-bitch with shoulder length black hair. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Then came the white version of the emo-bitch who even got a new name, Leo, then finally the Synyster Gates version. It was blindingly obvious who Mary was really after, but do you think a spineless bitch who can't even stand up to his ex-girlfriend will say anything about it? Nope! Not while there's hawt, third-grade level cybers to be had and ripped of pronz! Like the pussywhipped bitch he is, he gave into all of Mary's transformations, even allowing her to address him by Synyster Gates name. He'd officially become the puppeteer to play her precious, furry-fied Synyster Gates and his original identity had long been discarded along with his balls.


The Pussyfying of Armando About missing Pics
  • Armandos original sona which he'd been using presumably since he joined the internet a couple of years ago and the new sonas Mary forced on him until she achieved the Synyster Gates doppelganger she wanted.
    Armandos original sona which he'd been using presumably since he joined the internet a couple of years ago and the new sonas Mary forced on him until she achieved the Synyster Gates doppelganger she wanted.
  • Armando only thinks she meant him when she wrote these.
    Armando only thinks she meant him when she wrote these.
  • Even on DA, Mary is not afraid to show the world whose dick she truly wants.
    Even on DA, Mary is not afraid to show the world whose dick she truly wants.
  • The minute she was given permission to use Armandos account, she gave it a total Syn make-over.
    The minute she was given permission to use Armandos account, she gave it a total Syn make-over.
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  • Imagine what it'd be like if he had actually moved in with her. Yeesh.
    Imagine what it'd be like if he had actually moved in with her. Yeesh.
  • Contrary to popular belief, you're allowed to put your bare breasts in your friends face even if you're in true love with another guy.
    Contrary to popular belief, you're allowed to put your bare breasts in your friends face even if you're in true love with another guy.
  • Back when Dickface had a job and went to school, now he's just a christfag who accepts her bullshit which is good enough for her!
    Back when Dickface had a job and went to school, now he's just a christfag who accepts her bullshit which is good enough for her!
  • How much you want to bet Armando blocked Razor
    How much you want to bet Armando blocked Razor
  • The unedited screencap of a yahoo conversation between Armando and one of his female friends. Mary has seen this image but refuses to believe it since that would mean her relationship actually isn't perfect!OHNOES!!1
    The unedited screencap of a yahoo conversation between Armando and one of his female friends. Mary has seen this image but refuses to believe it since that would mean her relationship actually isn't perfect!OHNOES!!1
  • A section taken out of her journal when she filled out the BF Meme along with screencaps of her facebook updates. Who's REALLY her top priority?
    A section taken out of her journal when she filled out the BF Meme along with screencaps of her facebook updates. Who's REALLY her top priority?

Contact her personally

* [email protected] DEAD * [email protected] DEAD

  • [email protected] Her last Yahoo
  • IcePuppyHeart Give her a shout through her skype account.

* Or take a trip or give a call:

Wanda Jeanne Teston
(904) 225-2879
85156 Wesley Rd
Yulee, FL 32097-4896
She's moved into her fathers home because her useless, jobless mother
can't NOT squander and so couldn't pay the bills for their tin-can

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