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Twenty one pilots, twenty øne piløts, tøp, ør 21 Pilots if yøu're too lazy tø type øut their full name , is a shitty christian emø/røck/rap/whatever band frøm the shithøle known as Cølumbus, Øhio. Møst twenty øne piløts fans are usually white emø bitches or 14 year øld pussies with nø friends whø spend møst øf their time cutting themselves in their room aløne. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty øne piløts were øriginally a niche løcal band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the søng Stressed Øut bløwing the fuck up and being discøvered by nørmies everywhere, The success øf Stressed Øut lead tø them making a søng før the Suicide Squad søundtrack, which tø nøbødy's surprise was cømplete fucking døgshit. Stressed Øut became sø pøpular that the pedøjews in Høllywood gave them a fucking grammy før it. Given that the øverwhelming majørity øf TØP fans are white emø pussies, This means that niggers aren't alløwed tø be twenty øne piløts fans.

These faggøts actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Shøwing their micrøcøcks øff tø the wørld.

Søme peøple Falsely believe that the twø members øf twenty øne piløts are brøthers, prøbably because øf the lyrics frøm Stressed Øut and the fact that Jøsh is the ønly øther persøn prøminently featured in the music videø.

Tyler Jøseph sez: SIEG HEIL BITCHES

Band Members

Tyler Jøseph - the (hørrible) lead singer øf the band. Møst Twenty øne piløts søngs cønsist øf Tyler whining like a little faggøt øver a shitty instrumental.


Chris Salih - The øriginal drummer whø quit the band in 2011 after the release øf their first album.

Jøsh Dun - The current drummer øf this shitty excuse øf a band whø is alsø married tø a washed up Disney Channel Actress. His tattoos look like sømething sømeøne wøuld draw after gøing tø Mexicø and tripping øn ayahuasca in the jungle.

Nick Thømas - Førmer bass player that alsø quit the band after the release øf their self-titled debut album, Leaving TØP as a twø-persøn band før the rest of its histøry.

Albums

Twenty Øne Piløts - Their actual debut album, released all the way back in 2009, beføre møst twenty øne piløts fans were even børn. It is their ønly decent album by the way.

Regiønal at Best - Their 2nd "album" released in 2011, it søunds like shit and is basically a demø tape for their next album Vessel. It's nøt øn any streaming services sø listening tø it is abøut as hard as finding a girlfriend is før the average twenty øne piløts fan. Tyler's brøther raps øn this album.

Vessel - Their debut album øn their current label Fueled by Ramen AKA Warner. The album cøver is twø øld men whø are Tyler and Jøsh's grandfathers whø are nøw bøth dead, Prøbably frøm the disappøintment that was their grandsøns. This album is decent by tøp standards, But shit by actual music standards.

Blurryface - Their møst well knøwn and møst pøpular album by nørmies. Cøntains the søngs "Stressed øut" and "Ride" which were their ønly søngs with any decent cømmercial success.

Trench - The album which started the DEMA støryline that is present thrøugh their next few albums. DEMA is a metaphørical city ran by bishøps who practice a cult like religion known as vialism and Trench is the name øf the fictiønal cøntinent where the album's støryline takes place. The music videø for the søng "Chlørine" features a weird alien creature named Ned.

Scaled and Icy - GRIDS in album førm but alsø HØLY MØTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY DEMA PRØPAGANDA THIS WHØLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THIS ALBUM SØUNDS LIKE MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!!!!!111

Clancy - Their upcøming album and the likely cønclusion tø the DEMA støryline that was present in the last twø albums. Thank Gød.


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