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In April 2016, a Scottish balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Shall I gas the Jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.

The evidence



   
 
My girlfriend is always rantin and ravin about how cute and adorable her wee dog is, and so I thought that I would turn him into the least cute thing that i could think of, which is a Nazi.
 

 
 

—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn



   
 
I'm no racist by the way, i just really wanted to piss her off.
 

 
 

Reactions to Nazi pug

   
 
To regard the meticulously planned and industrialized murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief
 

 
 

Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an ungassed aghast Jew



And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed 6m Jews 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:

The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:

   
 
I am so sorry to the Jewish community for any offence I have caused them. This was never my intention and I apologise.
 

 
 

—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real thugs are

Follow-up

The true culprit

Markus has released videos where he explains some of the effects of this hilarious joke:

  • There is a trial set for this shit sometime in 2017 2018
  • A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested for flipping off our hero, and for calling him a "Nazi bastard"
  • Our hero was fired from his job, and remains unemployable after being called a yob by the reputable Jewish press
  • Update 1
  • Update 2 (trial held over until November 2017)

It wasn't all bad though. Markus has the support of many many broke ass YouTubers and EDiots, many of whom will donate their precious welfare dollars to this worthy cause.

Found Guilty, Mar. 20, 2018, sentencing scheduled on April 23rd of the same year.

Dankula and ED

When Zaiger got sued and tried to pawn his legal fees off on the ED userbase, Dankula was one of the few people to come to the aid of the glorious ED reich and make a video telling people they should donate to us. After Zaiger was kicked out, he deleted that video and made a new one explaining to everyone why Zaiger is a faggot.


Dankula himself

A challenger appears

American guy is inspired by Nazi pug to train up his Nazi dog, and wisely stays anonymous.

See also

Obey, and gas the Jews

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