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Crusadercat posing in his fursuit. He fucking loves bowl-cuts so much, even his fursona has one.
Crusadercat is a dirty Christian, catmongling, fursuitingfurfag with a "paw" fetish who was banned from FurAffinity for threatening to sue one of the administrators for "discriminating against Christians" when he wouldn't delete all anti-Christian art. Like all furries when they get jerked away from their main source of furryporn, they flip the fuck out and go on a mission to show that FA IS BAD BAWWWWW and create Jewtube videos and make an account on DeviantArt. One might call it... a crusade.
His art (if you can really call it that) is almost entirely pro-Christian, with several anti-atheist pieces, so it's no surprise that all of his e-rage comes from anti-Christian art and atheists simply existing. Like most furries, he claims he has problems with relationships because he has "mild" Asperger's syndrome, instead of because he's a social outcast furry that drowns everyone around him with Christianity and fucking cats. He also cannot figure out the difference between "site" and "sight", as he switches them around literally every fucking time he types the word "site".
Crusadercat tries to fight his ban on the forums, gets told to contact an attorney. GO ADMINS!Crusadercat and his FLAWLESS FURRY LOGICCrusadercat's murrsona
On September 11, 2009, Crusadercat decided that over thirty people on FurAffinity were harassing him by making furry porn depicting his character (he claims that he holds the copyright to all brown cats with blond hair in art) and "bashing Christians", which is basically anything that he finds even slightly offensive. So he does what every furry does when they get pissed off about art or what someone says: cry out about copyright infringement, completely disregard any free speech laws in his country and demand that anything that offends him gets removed from the site immediately because NOBODY should be allowed to make fun of Christians and if he doesn't get his way, he'll get on the phone with his lawyer... to sue a private website that the government has zero control over and isn't breaking any IRL laws.
This is made ten times funnier because he claims that "hate speech" should not be allowed, but has several anti-atheist pieces in his own gallery. Double standards are fun, kids! When confronted about this, he claims that since people posted anti-christian "hate speech", it's perfectly okay for him to post anti-atheist "hate speech", because he can get away with it. How very Christian of him!
The admin, Xaerun or tsawolf, that answered his report (he claims both answered) says "no, there is nothing wrong with the art that is posted". Crusadercat immediately flips his shit and accuses the administrator of "discriminating against Christians" and, of course, threatened to sue the administrator for, in his own words, "not doing his job", which last time normal people checked, isn't against the law when that "job" is policing a furry smut archive that the person doesn't get paid to do.
On the same day, after making a total ass of himself on the forums, he got banned from FurAffinity for threatening a lawsuit.
Instead of just backing down and admitting he was wrong, on September 13, he instead decides to make a Jewtube video about it, claiming that he has "EXPOSED FURAFFINITY" and that "Furaffinity discriminates against Christians!!!" simply because they refused to delete anything that could be even slightly offensive towards Christians.
Like a fucking idiot just ASKING to get trolled, he also decided to do what all FurAffinity outcasts do: open up a deviantArt in protest. Not only that, but he did our job for us - he screen capped and uploaded all of his own drama. The screen shots are still on his deviantArt, but in preparation of their BAWWWWWLETION, they were saved. Note he uses Safari, enough said.
He reposts it on his journal because he thinks people want to listen to him whine.
Part 2 again.
What his BAWWWWW-fest got him.
One of many arguments that he hid on his dA.
The continuation of the argument from the previous image - CC was so pwnt that he had to try to continue the argument with Spleef privately. But pwning is the same done whether in public or private by Spleef.
Man the fuck up, Crusadercat.
More spectacular fail arguments from everyone's favorite zoophile fur/Christfag. Spleef is not impressed.
There are some activities that should simply not be done.
The very definition of the word "arrogant" Because of this fact, the wikifur page admits he even has ass burgers syndrome. (No liez)
Of course he'd get comments on a certain behavior of his.
even Bruce Willis realizes the sheer faggotry of his actions.
Crusadercat thinks killing fags is awwrighttt.
A fellow Christian tries to talk some sense into CC.
Crusader announcing his pre-meditated attack on the fandom
You're jealous since he mongled his cats before you.
And you're jealous of his retard girlfriend, proven to think that cat fucking is a-ok! Broke up with him due to finding out that he is a cat-fucker.
Part 2 Electric Boogaloo
December 30th, 2009, CrusaderCat uploads a new version of his video "exposing FA" where he astonishingly continues to flaunt his ignorance about the law as well as cry a river of butthurt.
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The owner of Fur Affinity threatened to murder me.
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Sometime in April 2010, CrusaderCat made up the B& Furs Liberation Front, which is a group where all banned furries go, apparently. Under the impression it was funny, he only went and made another video about it.
Back in June 2009, he came out of the closet as a cat fucker, putting up a large and long-winded video on Youtube, admitting to having sex with his cat. How one manages to put a penis in a cat in any way that achieves sexual pleasure is still unknown.
As if he wasn't stupid enough for trying to "EXPOSE FA", he left the video about him fucking his own cat on YouTube. He deleted it, but some forward-thinking EDitor got a hold of the video and mirrored it.
The video starts out with a verbal warning that it contains explicit content, because he thinks anyone gives a shit that he will make references to porno on YouTube. He then explains that it is a story about someone, and goes on about how this "someone" in the story rapes his cat while it would claw at his dick.
Come back to bed, Garfield.
Proof that a Bowlcut makes you look stupid. No exceptionsThe other Crusadercat
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At age 16, he got two kittens for his birthday. And human... um... sexuality wasn't enough for him. It wouldn't satisfy him. He just thought about it so much. When his cats would lie on top of him - the body, it would arouse him when he was pawing off, so he would start kissing them... and then eventually he just decided that he would commit bestiality. It wasn't easy because they would claw... they weren't declawed yet.
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—Crusadercat, giving detail into how he rapes kittens.
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He would commit bestiality in several ways. Including, um, dry-humping, hand jobs and attempted oral sex. He tried various positions. Uh, except for intercourse, because the cats were too small. He was so out of control he wanted to have himself castrated or sterilized to stop the abuse of his poor cats.
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—Crusadercat, explaining that he wanted his balls cut off.
At 8:30 into the video, he drops a bombshell: That person? IT'S HIM! BIG FUCKING SURPRISE.
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Now... this person, I have a bit of a confession to make here. This christian is me. I am the one who is struggling with "furotica" and bestiality.
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—Crusadercat, admitting that it is him who rapes his cats.
One must wonder if Crusadercat realizes that blaming furries for making you into a catfucker makes you look Chris-chan stupid when you post a video admitting you were into bestiality before you even heard of the furry fandom.
A Fellow Christian Tries to Rationalize
Thou Shalt Not Yiff: PDF Bible
Not content with preaching his message of cat mongling and retribution to the tubes, Crusader cat even wrote a little PDF bible of it, (which in no way could be called 'the good book', his spelling is awful).
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THOU SHALT NOT YIFF
Crusader Cat’s testimony
WARNING!!! THIS DOCUMENT CONTAINS EXPLICIT TEXT!!!
READER DISCRETION ADVISED!!!
INTRODUCTION
I am Crusader Cat. Crusader Cat is my fursona, for those who don’t know what
that is, a fursona is a furry alter ego, a “furry persona”. I am a member of furry fandom,
which is a fandom based on the admiration of anthropomorphic animals. This fandom is
a large source of enjoyment for someone like me. Unfortunately, is has a dark side,
which I would like to share with you now.
PRE-PUBESCENCE: BIRTH OF MY FOOT FETISH
This nightmare of my sexuality started even before I knew what sex was. When I
was a young child, I’m not sure how young, I had a strange attraction to feet which
continues to this day. When I was about 8 years old I played footsie with a girl, it gave
me much arousal. My foot fetish (podophilia) caused no damage in my youth, because I
was not even sexually mature. Unfortunately, this paraphilia was in a stage of
dormancy, it was waiting until my body could catch up.
TEENAGE YEARS: MASTURBATION, AND PORNOGRAPHY
My sexual life was kicked off at the age of 14. The event that started this was
very unsettling. I was asleep and I had my first sexual dream, (it wasn’t a wet dream
because I woke up before it ended). In this dream I was in a van with several other
people, all barefoot. They were all trying to forcefully play footsie with me while I was
trying to hide my feet. Then a girl came into the open sliding door of the van, put her
foot against mine, than pulled me out of the van and began raping me right on the
sidewalk! I woke up shocked from this nightmare. It was horrible, but my lust had won
a victory that day, it had started the first of many attacks on my life. In an effort to
satisfy my lust, I would go to my newly acquired computer and look for pictures of girls
feet. Because feet are not sexual organs, I thought looking at them on the internet was
harmless. I quickly found out I was wrong when I found my first fetish site. I was
scared and immediately exited the internet. My speedy log off did little though, for as
soon as I went to bed I said to my self “I didn’t know girls could be so naughty with
there feet!” Every once in a while (about once a month on average) I would fall into
temptation and look up pornography on the internet. My dad wanted to use my search
engine, and he found all the foot porn I had been looking up, I tried to convince him it
was an accident, but to no avail. Since then, he has been checking my computer to see
what I was looking up (unfortunately, I found out how to erase my computers history
soon later). It was also around this time I found out how to paw off (masturbate). I
would first start humping my pillow to simulate sex with a woman, then later found out
how to do it manually. I would paw so much that I got blisters! When I used my pillow,
it took a long time, but when I finally achieved an orgasm, I gripped my pillow hard and
bit down on it; it was the most exhilarating feeling in the world.
SIXTEEN: BESTIALITY
It was a week before my 16th birthday, my parents and I were going to get my
birthday present early. We were originally going to get only one, but we ended up
getting two. I loved cats and did not expect to have two at the same time! One was a
tom cat and the other was a queen. By this time, I was a professional pawer, and
sought new ways to feed my lust. The discussing dehumanization of woman didn't
satisfy me, nor did the warmth of the kittens lying on top of me over the covers while I
was pawing (just as no earthly pleasure can). So I had an idea, “I’ll make love to the
kittens!” It wasn’t easy or pleasurable, this was before they were declawed, so I had to
be careful. Eventually I did have an orgasm. I did this relatively rarely for the next year,
I tried to look up animal pornography by typing that exact phrase into the search
engine, but my searches were futile. In my mind however, the furvert (furry pervert)
was beginning to manifest, I fantasied about having sex with several anthropomorphic
vixens I saw in the media, these vixens were not created for the purpose of lust, but I
abused them that way in my mind.
SEVENTEEN: NEW HOUSE AND NEW FETISH
At the age of seventeen, my family and I moved in to our new house. It was
wonderful, there were more bathrooms than people! Everyone had bedrooms upstairs
while I found mine in the basement. The seclusion only made my deviations easer to
execute. It was still hard looking for animal porn, but I was persistent, I would not give
up. Finally I typed “Sexy cat women” into the search engine, and gazed at my first
anthropomorphic vixen. I had a smile on my face and an erection in my boxers as I
stared at the topless feline, it was just what I was looking for! It wasn’t long after, that I
discovered the words “furotica” (furry erotica) and “yiff” (a.k.a. Sex). This made me
even more happy, because now I knew what to type in. Soon later, I found many
bestiality sites. This naturally led to my discovery to Furry Fandom. I went to some
popular yiff sights such as Yiffstar and Immoral Enterprises. I played High Tail Hall and
The Tail underground. These sites really hit the spot! It’s like all this furotica was made
just for me! My foot fetish merged with my zoo/yiff and evolved into a paw fetish (what
I call pawophilia). I knew what I was doing was wrong, I hated my self, but I hated the
fandom even more, as well as it’s disgusting pornographic idolatry. I thought it was just
a collection of furverts, and that furry conventions were just massive orgies. I wanted to
destroy Furry Fandom, I would encourage them to leave the fandom, burn their
furotica, and tear up their fursuits! This attitude went on for two years. Despite my
hatred of the fandom, I still struggled with their porn. When that wouldn’t satisfy, I
used my cats (and by this time they were declawed on their front paws and neutered).
I would French kiss them, suck on their toes, dry hump them, rub their private parts,
and attempted to make them lick my penis. I tried many different positions, sometimes
they were on top, sometimes me; I wanted to explore every option I had, I wasn’t
going to try intercourse, because they were too small for that. I was so out of control,
that I considered having my self sterilized or castrated to stop this abomination! The
cats rightfully hated what I was doing to them and one of them made me regret it one
night with the claws he still had on his back paws.
NINETEEN AND TWENTY: FROM HATE, TO TOLERANCE
I went to several anti-furry web sites such as godhatesfurries.com and so called
"Christian" websites such as truechirstian.com/furries.html (If your going to look at this
site I should warn you that he shows examples of uncensored furotica). When I was on
godhatesfurries (which is a secular website, the title was chosen just to offend
people obviously) I heard about Christian furies, you could imagine my shock when I
found out that there were Christians in such a group. It sounded like an oxymoron;
such as Christian Jihad, or Christian rock. I decided to look into the Christian furry
thing, I found that the Christians were (for the most part) opposed to yiff, and I
contacted a Christian fur. I looked over his doctrinal statement and
was absolutely convinced that he was a born again Christian. I still had some concerns
however and asked him about them, he e-mailed me back and gave me a good
response, at this point I knew that there were some false assumptions I had about furry
fandom. My understanding of the fandom lightened up a bit and I wasn't anti-furry but
I didn't want to become a fur because of the stereotypical reputation the fandom had.
FIRST CONFESSION: MY FATHER
I was in college, so I did not see my cats for a long time. Whenever I got home, I
would spend my first night having yiffing them. I felt really guilty and by the time the
month long Christmas break started, I realized that I can’t do this alone. My dad and I
were on our way a restaurant, and he could tell that there was something on my mind.
I wanted to tell him, but I as too afraid. I prayed for God to give me an opportunity,
and it wasn’t long before He answered my prayer. It was during my family Christmas
vacation, there was some stupid National Lampoon thing on the TV where someone
said “There’s a level of perversion you boys don’t want to go” followed by a shot of a
sheep. I was furious and started screaming. Later that day my dad asked me why I
acted that way, and I finally confessed to him that I was a zoophile. He immediately
said it was not normal and was willing to help me. I got the X3 Watch accountably
software to limit my sinful internet browsing.
DISCOVERING MY TAIL
I was back at college for the second semester of my freshman year. I have not
committed bestiality since I told my dad, but I was still temped with pawing off and
looking at yiff on the internet. It was sometime in march, six weeks before the
semester was over, that I realized that I needed more help. I wanted to find Christians
who knew EXACTLY what I was going through. I figured Christian furies were going the
understand my problem. I adopted the fursona Crusader Cat and colored in an antro
picture of my self as said species. I was so happy to find out that I made the right
choice! After I made my second confession to them, I have received encouragement,
prayer, and advice. Later, I went to Anthrocon and met several of these Christians. It
was one of the most fun times of my life! I NEVER thought I would call my self a furry,
but now look at me! I went to the worlds largest fury convention and will be receiving
my fursuit in a few months! Without the sexual aspect, Furry Fandom is awesome!
THRID CONFESSION: MY PASTOR
It was summer vacation and I was glad to be back home and stay home for decent
amount of time. Eventually I wrote a letter to my pastor that said “Help me” and
referenced Leviticus 18:23. I spoke with him on the phone after he received the letter
expecting him to tell me my membership at the church would cease. Instead I received
the same prayer and encouragement I got from the Christian furrs.
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR A CHRISTIAN
If your a Christian who has read this, then I want you to do two things. First, I
want you to pray for me, I am still struggling with this and I need it. Any advice and
encouragement are welcome too. Second, I want you to use this text (and the
corresponding YouTube video) as a witnessing tool. Wether you are a furry or not, I
want this to help others. Tell those who are aroused by furotica and bestiality (and
human pornography, after all that’s what started this whole thing) what I have done. I
also recommend that this be used for Christians who are struggling with furotica or
bestiality as a source of encouragement.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN
Please read the next page:
Let's recap, shall we?
Accuses others of sexual transgression that he commits
Has a poor grasp of science in general and insists unscientific opinions are as valid as scientific fact
Believes he will rise up past those who persecute him
File:Crusadercat fantasy.jpg?This seems to be the highlight of this sick fucks life, so he'll tell you ALL about it!
After being shooed off of other sites, Crusader decided to start a new chapter in his crusade with a new website. This is his attempt to bring furries to Christ. The site contains the majority of the previously mentioned content, such as his testimony and Jenkem-infused drawings. He even posted his anti-Yiff Bible/testimony. It's pretty clear that CC just wants to post all of his shit - his testimony, his catmongling ways, and his crap art - at a place where people can't troll him like they did on FA and DA.
On December 13th, 2009, Crusadercat posted this post to his blog:
"Too all my gay and bi friends...
This thursday, you may hate me and never want to talk to me again. If you do, consider this my goodbye."
“
The average lifespan of a homosexual is half that of a heterosexual"
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Upon further investigation, the statistic from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease proves to be false.
Later he has Bawleeted his anti gay video because he recently came out of the closet as, not only being a catmongler, but also being something he thought as un-christian; Homosexual.
That's right, folks! Now we know he is more of a hypocritical furfag than we thought! As said in his live journal entry, he admits to being something he loathed. Although he only says he is Bi, everyone knows that the entire Furry community is jailhouse gay.
He still hates himself for being gay (as said in his live journal entries).
RAEGquit!
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I have just recently received a command from a higher authority telling me to end my work online for a while. I’m not sure how long I will be gone. Maybe months, maybe years, maybe forever. We shall see. This includes uploads for my site, videos for Youtube, and posting journals from Live Journal and Deviant Art. If you wish to contact me privately you may do so. I have enjoyed every minuet of my work on the internet, I have made a few enemies, but they are outnumbered by the multitude of friends I now have. Some lost souls were lead to the saving power of Jesus Christ, and many Christians have been encouraged and strengthened in the faith. I myself have received encouragement, and I have learned a lot. I am not giving up In the work God want’s for me to do, I am simply obeying the commands of my superiors. If this is my final message to the internet, then let everyone know that these are my last words.
GOD BLESS!!! AND GOD SPEED!!
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This was, as usual, BAWWWWLETED.
Website Frozen
His website has been frozen, he BAWW'd about it on Youtube.
On Crusadercat's 23rd birthday he still had plenty of things to bitch about. Over the past year of his dramatic furfaggotry Crusadercat slowly turned into a total emo. Crusadercat has been found on Team Fortress 2 spraying a picture of his fursona's paws getting licked by an original creation. Crusadercat's life obviously took a turn for the worse since on his birthday he left this note:
What Crusadercat should realise is that nobody in the fandom cares about him (other than some certain sick fucks) and that killing yourself isn't actually that hard. Do it, pussy.
Fantastic quotes!
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The administrators obviously have an axe to grind against me.
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—Crusadercat in response to getting banned.
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I am the victim of FA's latest hate crime.
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—Crusadercat, thinking he was banned because he is a christian.
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An atheist can never be in a fox hole because Atheists don't exist
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—Crusadercat behaving like a true Christian. A non-Christian? IMPOSSIBLE! CONVERT!
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All communications from Crusader Cat must go through an attorney as he has threatened legal action against the site.
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—tsawolf the FA admin that banned him, in response to his forum thread.
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So I had an idea, “I’ll make love to the kittens!”
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—PDF Bible
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Similarities betweeen speciese only prove that the same guy made them. Dinosaurs were created by God (just like everything else) Dimonds, coal oil, and natural gas are a result of the flood. All radiometric dating methods are inadequit because those doing the dating assume that all life forms have the same ammount of radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere when they are alive. The layers also came from the flood, DNA is the most complex molocule in the universe, something like that had to be designed, genetic defects only prove that we live in a fallen world, there are no evolutionary memainders, the appendix is appart of the immune system. Wisdom teeth are removed because we are degenerates compared to Adam and Eve. The Bible is the most historically accurate document in the world:
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—Crusadercat showing his proof that the Bible is completely accurate, from a note he sent after a public argument
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I'm not arrogant, I'm just right
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—Crusadercat the very definition of arrogance.
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I really find nothing wrong with the execution for homosexuality, it's not persecution, it's justice (considering that gay people are more likely to become a rapist or pedophile).
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—Crusadercat on Jihad, ignoring that he rapes his cat
[Homophobe] is a derogatory term to demonise those who do not homosexuality sacred. I am the victum here
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—Crusadercat explaining that being called homophobic for hating gay people makes him the "victum", not gay people.
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I tried real hard to keep my private info off the internet, but somehow, people like Insane Kangaroo have swiped it, and most likely gave it to the ED guys. I was chatting with someone online, and he was able to find my address, and the names of my family members based on the information that Insane somehow found, and is now on ED. They need to be protected, if not here, then the only other option I can see would be legally changing my name.
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—Crusadercat, contemplating changing his name to protect his family, and totally not his own catmongling ass.
His wikifur page. He frequently edits his own page to keep any information about his bestiality off of it... but then leaves the video of him admitting to it on YouTube. Dumbass. Update, everything has been deleted because the furfaggot Wikifur admins sided with Crusadercat.
Crusadercat attempts to appeal on the FA forum. It fails.
He reposts it on his journal because he thinks people want to listen to him whine.
Part 2 again.
What his BAWWWWW-fest got him.
One of many arguments that he hid on his dA.
The continuation of the argument from the previous image - CC was so pwnt that he had to try to continue the argument with Spleef privately. But pwning is the same done whether in public or private by Spleef.
Man the fuck up, Crusadercat.
More spectacular fail arguments from everyone's favorite zoophile fur/Christfag. Spleef is not impressed.
There are some activities that should simply not be done.
The very definition of the word "arrogant" Because of this fact, the wikifur page admits he even has ass burgers syndrome. (No liez)
Of course he'd get comments on a certain behavior of his.
even Bruce Willis realizes the sheer faggotry of his actions.
Crusadercat thinks killing fags is awwrighttt.
A fellow Christian tries to talk some sense into CC.
BAWWWWW
Crusader announcing his pre-meditated attack on the fandom
You're jealous since he mongled his cats before you.
And you're jealous of his
The Bible says not to have sex with your cat.
The Bible says not to lick your cat's toes.
The Bible says not to take it in the rear.
The B... actually the Bible may not say anything about this.
Fucking hypocrite. He has also faved an anti-yiff piece made by an inflation fan.
What the fuck?
Kitty takes its revenge.
As depicted in The Witcher.
Not to be confused with Evangel lion
