Delicious Cake

Warning! This article is not to be confused with the unfunny meme "The cake is a lie", although it's repeated over 9000 times in the article, because apparently it's funny. For the game the meme was shat from, see Portal.

The original.

House showing anons how it is done.

This picture isn't cake. It's an illusion. Or, rather, a lie. That's a cake? Looks like a really fucking thick pancake.

Cake is apparently NOT a lie. Cake is delicious and thus... you must eat it. The meme originated from Super Mario 64, where the final reward for weeks of your wasted life was the Princess deciding to "make a Delicious Cake. For Mario!" moar like a delicious sammich amirite? -- No.

Since time immemorial, people have wanted their cake and they have wanted to eat it too. Oh, but if only life was that simple. Unfortunately, there always seems to be something or someone trying to prevent you from getting your hands on delicious cake and eating it. It is at times like these that one must go to extraordinary measures to get at that delicious cake you so crave.

Fortunately, the scientists, mathematicians, engineers, physicists and metaphysicists at 4chan are working around-the-cock posing every conceivable hypothetical situation one might find oneself in, vis-à-vis delicious cake, and the ultimate prize– enjoying said deliciousness.

You are doing it wrong.

A Delicious Cake thread starts when the OP posts a potentially problematic situation involving delicious cake and you, with regards to your getting at and ultimately eating the delicious cake. The brain trust at /b/ then lets loose a barrage of posts with potential solutions to this horrible dilemma. It is a little known fact, but all cake problems can be solved by maeking the problem divide by (the problem - you & cake), which results in just you and cake. this is just like (5x7)/5 = 7. problem/(problem - you and cake) = you and cake. Simple.

The following is a neatly demonstrated example...

The Hypothetical Predicament:

How do I enjoyed delicious cæk?

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  "Combining physics with soul food. I call it soul science."
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  "Shoop the nigraz to eat delicious caek."
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  "Now you're thinking with Jules Verne."
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  Use physics
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  Dig/fly
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  "Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center..."
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  "There's a hole in the sky..."
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  "...Through which things can fly."
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  "Now you're thinking with Portals."
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  "Longcat is helping you enjoy delicious caek."
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  "Solution for the lemmings level."
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  "Best Solution."
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  "Final Solution."
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  "Divide By Zero"
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  "Pacman detour"
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  "Barrel Roll"
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  If all else fails, use brute force.

From The Peanut Gallery:

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Solutions in 3 Dimensions

The Hypothetical Predicament:

With such a number of overwhelming obstacles, how will you succeed?

The 3D Solution:

Solve it with the third dimension! Of course!

A Second Hypothetical Predicament:

Remember: You MUST eat it!

The 3D Solution:

OM NOM NOM NOM

Encyclopedia Dramatica Version

Special Encyclopedia Dramatica theme, with only a gun, hockey stick and big purple dildo. Add your solution if you end up completing it.

Teh solution to above problem

Women and Cake

Look at this woman, practically begging for you to judge and eat her delicious cake. But you had to go fuck this up by giving them the vote, instead of putting locks on your kitchen

Believe it or not, about 100 years ago, women by law, were expected to bake delicious cake for their men. And if said cake was anything short of fucking delicious... and I mean motherfucking delicious, it was common practice that she be told to return to the kitchen to bake at least a dozen more 'till the man was satisfied. If said woman was insulting enough to bake no less then said dozen cakes, buttsecks was required... no lube.

Did you know that...

• The cake is a lie. You see the ending? The cake is right fucking there! Joke's over now!
• Cake is always better than pie because nobody has gotten off their lazy asses and invented proper pie frosting yet. No, meringue doesn't count, you fucking whore.

Videos

Fatty is doin' it wrong.

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Quotes

	“	First you will be baked, and then there will be cake.	„
	—GLaDOS

	“	But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.	„
	—GLaDOS

	“	It's so delicious and moist...	„
	—GLaDOS

	“	The cake is a lie.	„
	—Doug Rattmann scribbling from Portal.

	“	Let them eat cake.	„
	—Marie Antoinette Actually not true, as wikipedia proves [1].

Cake Galleries

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  Now that's a puzzler!
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  Other foods may be used to your advantage
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  Delicious cake is sometimes elusive.
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  Solved with science!
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  Solved with the dark arts!

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  Sometimes the solution to a complicated problem is the most simple. (PIME TARADOX)
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  Sometimes you need some help from outside sauces.
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  EFG makes an appearance!
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  Now you're thinking with Portals. DOIN' IT WRONG, if he had read it, it's portal-proof.
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  Sometimes the eternal quest for delicious cake can even throw off the most hardened crusaders.
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  How Does I Failed At Cake-Defense?
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  Final solution: go to Wal-Mart.
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  And... wins? (also, another at http://www.doink.com/clips/esnipplee/1014983/cake-challenge-solution)
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  MEANWHILE
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  Solved with shaman power
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  ZOMG! SOLUTION!!!
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  BEHOLD, TEH POWER OF MSPAINT!!!
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  The Matrix owns you... and your Delicious Cake.
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  OP: You are separated from delicious cake by math.
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  Dude... you just exploded and imploded my mind.
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  FAIL
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  LOL WUT
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  Solve with bombz!
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  biologically solved handycap
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  There is no non-violent solution... it's Cho Time!
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  Solved, and NO violence.
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  Difficult, but not impossible.
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  Solution is FEDEX!
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  Looks like a tough one...
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  One solution.
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  Another solution.
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  And a third.
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  some faggot didn't think of walking around the maze
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  Defeated by MSpaint in ten seconds
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  3D solution wins again
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  Easy as pieCAEK!

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  IT IS DELICIOUS CAKE. YOU MUST EAT IT.
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  You Must Eat It!
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  CHOCOLATE FROSTING!?
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  Even kitty liek delicious cæk!
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  DESU DESU DESU!

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  Could it be? THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE?!?!?!?!!11 EAT IT! EAT IT NOWWW!!!1one BEFORE IT BE GONE.
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  OBEY.
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  Indubitably.
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  Being served delicious cake.
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  "This is caketard. FEAR HIM!!1!"
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  On Christchan, Delicious Christ comes to you!
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  Eating cake in action.
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  "It is Delicious Cake. You Must (eat) Lick It!".     ;P
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  Lolis are cake too!
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  I heard you must eat it. OM NOM NOM NOM
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  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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  Eating ass is okay when IT IS DELICIOUS.
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  It's a piece of cake to bake a delicious cake.
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  Use Portals. Win caek!
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  OM NOM NOM NOM
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  The best thing to come out of an entirely retarded enterprise.
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  MOAR delicious caek!
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  Solved
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  IT'S A TRAP!
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  You have to respect the motherfucker that took the time to put this together.
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  Other delicious things can be lies.
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  LIES
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  This is what happens when nerds work at Dairy Queen.
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  Some people have too much spare time.
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  Cake can be awesome.
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  Not all cake is delicious.
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  Another example of a cake that you should nevar eat.
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  Gentlemen
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  There's probably no cake.
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  A Nazi cake.
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  HTML XML cake.
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  HR Giger cake.
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See Also

• Lies
• Riddle Time
• Forced Meme
• OM NOM NOM NOM
• Not Cake
• Portal
• Hypnocake
• Cakeroll

External Links

• Supreme Court Rules Restaurant Patron Must Try This Cheesecake — It is law... you must eat it!

• [2] - This guy is either a troll, or he seriously needs to lighten up and learn what Portal is.

• DelicousCake.Wazdat.Com - this is a website dedicated to collecting the delicious cake of the internet, eat it, you must.

	Delicious Cake is part of a series on Food and Drink [BleurghOm Nom Nom]
Food Bacon • Bacon and Eggs • Bread • Candwich • Cheeky Nando's • Chick-Fil-A • Fried Chicken • Chocolate Ice Cream • Cookies • Mayonnaise • Cupcake • Delicious Cake • Double Down • Green Onions • Ham • Honey Bunches of Oats • Hot Dogs and Sausages • Jesus Tortilla • Leeks • Liver • Meat • Pasta • Pears • Nutella • Pie • Pizza and Beer • Pork • Potato • Ramen • Sammich • Spaghettios • Subway • Sushi • Taco Bell • Topkek • Waffles • Watermelonz • Wendy's Superbar Drink Alcohol • Crystal Head Vodka • Coffee • Jizztini • Kool-AIDS • Milk • Mountain Dew • Pabst Blue Ribbon • Tentacle Grape • Whiskey • Wilkins Coffee Delicious Internets Ainsley Harriott • The Annoying Orange • BREADCRAB • Dancing Sandwich • Make me a sandwich • Food Pyramid • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Hypnocake • Loli Haet Pizza • Mershed Perderder • Sea Kittens • The Domino's YouTube Incident • Paula Deen • People eating fruit • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Food • Растишка Not Fit For Consumption Amy's Baking Company • Andouillette • Armin Meiwes • Gordon Ramsay • HowToBasic • Jared Fogle • McDonalds • Pocky • Simply Sara • Subservient Chicken • Sugarless Gummy Bears • Calamari • The McNugget Burgler

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