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Cakeroll
ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
Cakeroll will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
After the demise of Rickroll thanks to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the idiot masses of /b/ created a delicious cake made of three parts win, two parts FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, and one part Icelandic loli. The resulting abomination is known only as cakeroll.
Cakeroll is truly the next generation in rolling. The Cakeroll has everything a successful roll should have and more. It combines delicious cake with equally delicious loli and features inspirational lyrics beautifully delivered with soul and passion by world renowned negro talent. If that's not enough, Cakeroll also features a super catchy tune that will see you coming back again and again for moar of that delicious cake!
Cakeroll's practical applications include use as a traditional audio/visual style of roll and as a duckroll style roll similar to those often encountered on /b/. Try Cakeroll today and we guarantee you will not be disappointed!
Lyrics
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake
Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
Now back that pussy she's a motherfucker
Hey back that pussy she's a motherfucker
Now back that pussy she's a motherfucker
Hey back that pussy she's a motherfucker
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake (what!?)
If the way is hazy, (okay!)
You gotta do the cooking by the book (what!?)
You know you can't be lazy (yeah!)
Never use a messy recipe, (nigga what!?)
The cake will end up crazy (okay!)
If you do the cooking by the book, (yeah!)
Then you'll have a cake
Rub that shit it's yours bitch,
Grab his dick it's yours bitch
Rub that shit it's yours bitch,
Grab his dick it's yours bitch
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a nigga
Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a nigga
Grind on his dick and make it bigger
You gotta do the cooking by the book (yeah!)
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IS THIS WIN???? Y/Y
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Birdroll fails it.
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Advice dog agrees.
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Response to birdroll.
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FUCK YEAH COOKING!
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First line of the roll in Icelandic
See also
External links
- It is delicious Scorpion. You must click it.
It is delicious Link. You must click it.Comparison with the "this is delicious cake" meme. - Totally NOT a cakeroll.LOL BALEETED LINKS!