Bra

In our opinion, a perfect pair like this should be left alone and never caged. BTW: topic needs boobs.

The Bra,Powerword: Tit Sling, is a piece of Lingerie that includes Panties, Garters, Body Suits, Slips, Stockings, Camisoles and other pieces that You will never seen being worn unless it's you getting kicked out of a Victoria's Secret because the cops had to come and drag you out for dry humping a mannequin or if it's from your own personal collection as you hang yourself in front of a mirror because you're horny and pink makes you feel sexy.

The Drama that follows the Bra is when Religous Groups, school teachers and Pedos try to decide when a woman or girl should have to wear one.

Some argue that is should be worn the minute a girl can walk Just Because she might get cold and show off her Raisons, to others wanting all women to be emancipated from such a restrictive garmet so long as they follow proper clothing norms and rules, such as wearing a scarf on a cold day to hide their pop-up turkey thermometers.

Origin

Homemade bra

Some will claim that a Frog by the name of Herminie Cadolle invented the modern Bra but as long as there have been sloppy tits that needed to be held up there has always been women that were looking for the way to hold them up.

It was in the 1920s that bras were embraced by women, not because World War 1 had made metals like steel harder to get and be used in corsets but because pseudo-hip women didn't want their floppy tits bouncing out of the tops of their dresses as they tried to look good doing this week's popular dance that was Stolen from Black people

There are those who theorize that the Bra was in use much earlier. Some women, with more petite figures, this is obviously not you Sherrod DeGrippo, would use Handkerchiefs or Bandannas tied around their chests while it is believed that Chinese Aristocrats would have someone tie long, silk bandages around their chest to help lift, and offer a sense a cleavage to their failure of an Azn chest.

Why Wear One?

The consensus here is that Up and together is a lot more sexyier than sagging and apart. We're sorry, actually we're not, that you feel you're being compared to French models with perfect Perfect Breasts that require no support. So long as you reside in the average or bellow average cattagory it is your best interest to put one on because it will make you feel and look sexier. Another good reason to put one on is that they lift the boob up and away from your chest, so there is less of a chance for sweat to accumulate under your Mommy Bags and cause embarrassing titty odor.

Another good reason you might want to wear a bra is because they can help give you a better profile and a more impressive figure from the front. As we have said that Up And Together is much more preferable, you can buy a bra for any boob defect. Want your breasts to look more symmetrical and rounder, they have a bre for that. Hate your tinny tiny A-Cup and want to look as though you have more cleavage and bigger milk baggers? They have a bra for that. If you have more than an A Cup, there really is no excuse for walking out of the houses with band-aids over your nipple rockets. Anything more than an A Cup, or if your wearing a sheer or tight shirt, show us that your not a Whore by putting a bra on. The wardrobe malfunction excuse won't get you out of a visit to Human Resourc3s because everyone can see your high beam through your shirt.

Our final suggestion is that it's just polite. We already know you. If one of your fellow office workers is male and wears suit pants that are too tight and you can see the profile of his Fuck Stick and he refused to Sexor your lame ass, you're going to the boss to complain and try to get him fired. No one wants to see your package either slut. If you're wearing a sheer blouse, do the world a favor and wear a matching colored bra. They make bras in colors other than black and white.

The Pros And Cons Of Wearing Or Not Wearing A Bra

Pro

Is it cheating that she's wearing a push up bra if she's willing to fuck you?

• You won't look like a swaying tits, monkey whore that just climbed down from the trees to give blowjobs for crack because you had your first taste and want more.

• It can help keep your tits from sagging. So if you want to look good in that whoring, hardly covers anything bikini, you'll put a bra on because gravity is a fact of life.

• You can avoid back pain later in life, D Cup and larger, because you're using your shoulders to carry the load of those milk monsters. Like it was said earlier, gravity is the enemy of a nice pair of girls. Gravity is also the enemy of the lumbar section of your back because you have gravity pulling down on 20 pounds of fat and a nipple, ruining your posture and putting more load on your lumbar.

• it's just sexier and it makes guys look cool when they can undo your bra hooks with a snap of the finger.

• Even models wear them. We know. They don't wear one when they're on the runway. The reason they can do this is because they support their door knockers when they're not on the ramp.

Con

• Stretch Marks: Yep. Those friends you have on your chests will start getting stretch marks from the day to day bounces from simply walking if you don't wear a bra.

• It will change the shape of your breasts. That's right. You have a pair of nice and round C Cups? It has been shown that if you go without a bra, the lack of support will change your breast shape.

• You'll look like a whore without one. Don't give us the I'm being judged by my clothes Bullshit. If we put on a Police uniform, will people be able to see beyond the clothes and know that we aren't a cop.

See Also

• Boobs

• Breast implants

• Milk Bags

• Tits

• TITTY MONSTER

• Woman

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