CoD Fanfiction Wiki

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The CoD Fanfiction wiki is the Livejournal of 13 year old boys, so needless to say, it is a clusterfuck of truthful information regarding guns written by experts who exhibit exceptional behaviour. Like most fanfiction-based wikis there is little moderation other than thoughtful comments written by calm concerned users politely informing the administrators of the trolls.

Users

CoD Fanfiction wiki is as the name implies a Call of Duty wiki dedicated to fanfiction, therefore 90% of their submitted entries are kids who think that their self-made characters are super original, which really means that they are Mary Sues. They also invent guns using superior technology that is US-made, most of them are internet tough guys and really dangerous individuals despite being 13 year olds.

Kid SEAL: Vengeance

Kid SEAL Kid SEAL is the best example of CoD Fanfiction. The story is written from first person perspective giving the story a touch of being authentic. In the story he is a 13 year old boy playing Bad Company 2 when Ruskies breaks into his house and murders his parents. He then joins the Navy SEALs, gets send into Russia, rides ATVs and operates a Minigun. Also, he has to deal with an ex-girlfriend, who also has joined the Navy SEALs.

"Hey, Harris, by the way, my name is John Mishnick." I replied, "Cool." He said, "Here, want a big machine gun, a medium machine gun, or a small-" I cut him off. "I know what SMGs, assault rifles, and LMGs are." He replied, "Bad company 2?" "Yeah." "Okay, well i have a few weapons in here. How about this M416?" I held it. "No thanks, It doesn't feel good." He then replied. "OK, how about this M14?" "No thanks, i would prefer a full-auto." "Okay, i have a very good weapon for you, the G36." I asked, "Do you have the compact version?" He replied, "Yeah." "I'll take it." I took the gun, and he popped up some more targets. "Now shoot them." I fired, and i hit all of them perfectly. "Holy crap. You are going to make a good SEAL someday." I was already feeling grateful i had joined. But Mishnick then made an announcement. "Listen. We have been training for three days now. So we are going out on the mission tomorrow. We need to deny fuel for a russian invasion. Also, with our new member, Mr. Dylon Harris, we need to be careful what we do."

4chan /k/ Raid

Just one of those days

When /k/ was informed of the Wiki, their OPERATOR senses got activated and they all signed up so they could contribute with content such as appropriate content, dragon dildos and moist nuggets. The CoD fanfiction admins remained calm and tried to solve the problem. Some of the users even found themselves on /k/, trying to find a peaceful solution because /k/ was ruining his Super secret special forces boner. However since the Admins had no idea how to lock editing, everything is still open to be edited. As the raid settled down, /k/ decided that it would be better to harvest some occasional lulz from trolling the wiki and once in a while raiding it]].

Gallery of FAIL

Gallery About missing Pics

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  One of the many Kid Seal edits.
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  Dylon Harris, Kid SEAL. Most likely an IRL photo of the author.
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  Ivan is mad.
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  Image uploads to the wiki.

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  /k/ broke the wiki.

See also

• /k/ discovers the ultimate COD faggotry

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