CoD Fanfiction Wiki

The CoD Fanfiction wiki is the Livejournal of 13 year old boys, so needless to say, it is a clusterfuck of truthful information regarding guns written by experts who exhibit exceptional behaviour. Like most fanfiction-based wikis there is little moderation other than thoughtful comments written by calm concerned users politely informing the administrators of the trolls.

Users

CoD Fanfiction wiki is as the name implies a Call of Duty wiki dedicated to fanfiction, therefore 90% of their submitted entries are kids who think that their self-made characters are super original, if what you call "original" is 200 stories of "I aimed my UMP and shot the Russians because I am special forces and super cool and have lots of friends." The rest of them cant be classified as anything, because they look like the scribbles of a third grader. They also invent guns using superior technology that is US-made, most of them are internet tough guys and really dangerous individuals despite being 13 year olds.

Kid SEAL: Vengeance

Kid SEAL is the best example of CoD Fanfiction. The story is written from first person perspective by Dylon Harris giving the story a touch of being authentic. In the story he is a 13 year old boy playing Bad Company 2 when Ruskies breaks into his house and murders his parents. He then joins the Navy SEALs, who are now accepting fucking 13 year olds, gets sent into Russia, rides ATVs and carries a Minigun. Also, he has to deal with an ex-girlfriend, who also has joined the Navy SEALs. His best buttbuddy, Alex Rider, is a 15 year old "Cadet Captain" in the SAS, who carries ammunition for not only his weapon, but ammo for enemy weapons "in case he finds some".

"Hey, Harris, by the way, my name is John Mishnick." I replied, "Cool." He said, "Here, want a big machine gun, a medium machine gun, or a small-" I cut him off. "I know what SMGs, assault rifles, and LMGs are." He replied, "Bad company 2?" "Yeah." "Okay, well i have a few weapons in here. How about this M416?" I held it. "No thanks, It doesn't feel good." He then replied. "OK, how about this M14?" "No thanks, i would prefer a full-auto." "Okay, i have a very good weapon for you, the G36." I asked, "Do you have the compact version?" He replied, "Yeah." "I'll take it." I took the gun, and he popped up some more targets. "Now shoot them." I fired, and i hit all of them perfectly. "Holy crap. You are going to make a good SEAL someday." I was already feeling grateful i had joined. But Mishnick then made an announcement. "Listen. We have been training for three days now. So we are going out on the mission tomorrow. We need to deny fuel for a russian invasion. Also, with our new member, Mr. Dylon Harris, we need to be careful what we do."

The Consequences Will Never Be The Same

Eventually a /k/omrade took arms, and presented himself on CoD Fanfiction Wiki, posing as a gurl he posted a Mary Sue story intentionally to give the loney boys a raging hard on. Including a wast amount of /k/ memes, puns and intern jokes, it became rather well received by /k/ ending with some bullshit about the main character being descendant of Sun-Tzu and being magical and shit, while being visited by a cat.

4chan /k/ Raid

Just one of those days

When /k/ was informed of the Wiki, their OPERATOR senses got activated and they all signed up so they could contribute with content such as appropriate content, dragon dildos and moist nuggets. The CoD fanfiction admins remained calm and tried to solve the problem. Some of the users even found themselves on /k/, trying to find a peaceful solution because /k/ was ruining his Super secret special forces boner. However since the Admins had no idea how to lock editing, everything is still open to be edited. As the raid settled down, /k/ decided that it would be better to harvest some occasional lulz from trolling the wiki and once in a while raiding it]].

Gallery of FAIL

Gallery About missing Pics

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  One of the many Kid Seal edits.
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  Dylon Harris, Kid SEAL.
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  Ivan is mad.
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  Underage tears taste good.

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  Image uploads to the wiki.
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  /k/ broke the wiki.
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  The wiki is now under our control.
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  Kid Seal: Rebirth, another chapter of the normal life of a 13 year old who shoots Russians and spends "alone time" with his girlfriend.
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  Telling it to both the 13 year olds and the tripfags.
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  Fuck you, PimpMyGun.
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  Unedited fan fiction. Notice how the quote in Latin makes the unit seem sophisticated and not the result of a 13 year old hitting a keyboard with his war boner.
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  Edited fan fiction.
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  Truth.
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  /k/ Troll-pasta part 1 of 5
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  /k/ Troll-pasta part 2 of 5
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  /k/ Troll-pasta part 3 of 5
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  /k/ Troll-pasta part 4 of 5
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  /k/ Troll-pasta part 5 of 5

See also

• /k/ discovers the ultimate COD faggotry

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