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[[Image:ExpelledPedoPoster.jpg|300px|thumb | [[Image:ExpelledPedoPoster.jpg|300px|thumb|Ben Stein is catering to the [[Pedophile|target audience]] and graffiting what appears to be writing on an already [[retard|illiterate]] school. Dressed like a [[Rape|schoolboy]] to attract his target audience, [[Pedophiles|catholic priests]].]] | ||
'''''Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed''''' is a "documentary" (moar like comedy, [[amirite]]?) created by an Epic Jew[[fail]], [[Republican|conservative]] '''Ben Stein'''<sup>[[✡]]</sup>, on how scientists are discriminating against [[redneck|inbred hicks]] for their belief in the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] and that believing in evolution caused [[The Holocaust]], [[Communism|Stalinism]] and jock itch. It'll make you want to [[Win|burn down churches]] while aborting [[White_trash|your fifth biracial pregnancy]]. | '''''Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed''''' is a "documentary" (moar like comedy, [[amirite]]?) created by an Epic Jew[[fail]], [[Republican|conservative]] '''Ben Stein'''<sup>[[✡]]</sup>, on how scientists are discriminating against [[redneck|inbred hicks]] for their belief in the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] and that believing in evolution caused [[The Holocaust]], [[Communism|Stalinism]] and jock itch. It'll make you want to [[Win|burn down churches]] while aborting [[White_trash|your fifth biracial pregnancy]]. | ||
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[[Faggot|PZ Myers]] along with his [[BFF]] [[Richard Dawkins]] went to see a private screening of the film as they were both in it, and in an absolute [[lulz|twist of irony]], Myers was kicked out of the movie and then [[butthurt|blogged about it]]. | [[Faggot|PZ Myers]] along with his [[BFF]] [[Richard Dawkins]] went to see a private screening of the film as they were both in it, and in an absolute [[lulz|twist of irony]], Myers was kicked out of the movie and then [[butthurt|blogged about it]]. | ||
''Expelled'' flopped in theaters, making something like 4 million dollars over 3 weekends, which is not a [[profit]] when you take marketing and distribution costs into account. The makers of the movie are now getting [[desperate]] and pleading with their [[sheep|loyal fans]] to go watch the [[shit|movie]] again and again and again and again and | ''Expelled'' flopped in theaters, making something like 4 million dollars over 3 weekends, which is not a [[profit]] when you take marketing and distribution costs into account. The makers of the movie are now getting [[desperate]] and pleading with their [[sheep|loyal fans]] to go watch the [[shit|movie]] again and again and again and again and again. | ||
==OMG SCIENCE DID WTC== | ==OMG SCIENCE DID WTC== | ||
Ben Stein decided that science is responsible for [[lolwut|all bad things evar]]. He has been quoted as saying: | |||
<blockquote style="font-style:italic;">When we just saw that man, I think it was Mr. Myers, talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw [[hitler|scientists]] telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get [[Holocaust|gassed]] … that was [[LOL|horrifying beyond words]], and that’s where science — in my opinion, this is just an opinion — [[LOL WUT|that’s where science leads you]].</blockquote> | <blockquote style="font-style:italic;">When we just saw that man, I think it was Mr. Myers, talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw [[hitler|scientists]] telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get [[Holocaust|gassed]] … that was [[LOL|horrifying beyond words]], and that’s where science — in my opinion, this is just an opinion — [[LOL WUT|that’s where science leads you]].</blockquote> | ||
Revision as of 16:08, 6 October 2011
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed is a "documentary" (moar like comedy, amirite?) created by an Epic Jewfail, conservative Ben Stein✡, on how scientists are discriminating against inbred hicks for their belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and that believing in evolution caused The Holocaust, Stalinism and jock itch. It'll make you want to burn down churches while aborting your fifth biracial pregnancy.
PZ Myers along with his BFF Richard Dawkins went to see a private screening of the film as they were both in it, and in an absolute twist of irony, Myers was kicked out of the movie and then blogged about it.
Expelled flopped in theaters, making something like 4 million dollars over 3 weekends, which is not a profit when you take marketing and distribution costs into account. The makers of the movie are now getting desperate and pleading with their loyal fans to go watch the movie again and again and again and again and again.
OMG SCIENCE DID WTC
Ben Stein decided that science is responsible for all bad things evar. He has been quoted as saying:
When we just saw that man, I think it was Mr. Myers, talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed … that was horrifying beyond words, and that’s where science — in my opinion, this is just an opinion — that’s where science leads you.
Never mind that extremely pious people crashed passenger jets into buildings and bomb abortion clinics.
According to Stein, science is a business comparable to market brokerage, which is why it's called "big science" in the same context of "big business". A scientist who spent his life savings on grad school is as greedy as Lyor Cohen, and schools that don't base their curricula on Abrahamic myths are violating your civil rights.
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