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[[Image:Fundamental1.jpeg|thumb|You heard them]]
[[Image:Sexinthecity.jpg|thumb|left|Some books are good...]]
[[Image:Book-burning.gif|thumb|Good riddance!]]
[[Image:Twifrog.jpg|thumb|Some books are fucking bad.]]
[[Image:Sexinthecity.jpg|thumb|Some books are good.]]
'''Books''' are collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in [[Admiral_Ackbar|squid]] [[cum|juice]].  
[[Image:Twifrog.jpg|thumb|Some books are Fucking bad.]]
Definitely [[old_media|old media]].  Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it'd also be available on the [[internets]]. Before the internet, people wrote their secret shit in books, but this fad quickly faded away as they preferred to post it all over the internet; you get more attention this way. Books are also responsible for the creation of [[religion]], [[role-playing]] and most of the [[slashfic]] in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity.


A collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in [[Admiral_Ackbar|squid]] [[cum|juice]].
Since the creation of the internet, everybody stopped giving a shit about books. Some nostalgic [[nerd]]s have tried bringing them back by writing books about the [[internets]] such as [[Otherland]] but lazy [[Americunt]]s don't want to waste their energy turning pages. Scientists speculate that many years ago, books contained some importance to people, possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether or not this will be proven true or false.
Definitely [[old_media|old media]].  Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it's also available on the [[internets]].  It's [[rumors|rumored]] that some people keep their [[LiveJournal]]s in books [[at_least_100_years_ago|before the internets]], but this seems unlikely - who would keep a journal that no-one else could read, [[amirite|amirite?]].  Books are also responsible for the creation of [[religion]], [[role-playing]] and most of the [[slashfic]] in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity.
 
Since the creation of the [[internets]] [[last Thursday]] [[nobody gives a shit]] about books anymore. Some nostalgic [[nerd]]s have tried bringing them back by writing books about the [[internets]] such as [[Otherland]] but lazy [[Americunt]]s don't want to waste their energy turning pages.
 
[[some argue | Scientists speculate]] that many years ago, books contained some importance to people, possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether or not this will be proven true or false.
 
Books are often found in the backpacks of [[16-year-old girl|loli]], as they have no nutritional value and do not act as a lubricant, it is suggested that you use the books raise the [[16-year-old girl | loli]] up to waist height. Most [[Pedophilia | Pedophiles]] post the titles of the books they have found on [[Lithursday]].
 
== Some Books ==
*http://rapidshare.com/files/204865961/books.rar


== Books as a source of lulz ==
== Books as a source of lulz ==
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* British prime minister, [[David Cameron]], attempted to [[forced meme|make books popular]] with [[13-year-old boys|today's]] [[16-year-old girls|youth]] by saying that, if he thinks something is cool, he'll say, "[[wut|That is so book]]!" The reason for this is, apparently, because 'cool' filters to 'book' automatically when somebody is using the predictive text feature on a [[cell phone]]. As can be expected, this [[failed]] miserably.
* British prime minister, [[David Cameron]], attempted to [[forced meme|make books popular]] with [[13-year-old boys|today's]] [[16-year-old girls|youth]] by saying that, if he thinks something is cool, he'll say, "[[wut|That is so book]]!" The reason for this is, apparently, because 'cool' filters to 'book' automatically when somebody is using the predictive text feature on a [[cell phone]]. As can be expected, this [[failed]] miserably.
* The [[Bible]] and the [[Islam|Koran]] are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is.   
* The [[Bible]] and the [[Islam|Koran]] are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is.   
* HOMFG TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY A BOOK! Lulz.
* HOMFG TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY A BOOK! Lulz.{{clear}}


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File:Triple Penetration for Dummies.jpg|[[Sasha Grey]] knows quality literature
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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[Image:Book-burning.gif|thumb|left|Good riddance!]][[Image:Fundamental1.jpeg|thumb|You heard them]]
* [[Fantasy]]
* [[Fantasy]]
* [[Narnia]]
* [[Necronomicon]]
* [[Necronomicon]]
* [[Bible]]
* [[Bible]]
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* [[TL;DR]]
* [[TL;DR]]
* [[Public Library]]
* [[Public Library]]
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Revision as of 22:37, 18 October 2012

Some books are good...
Some books are fucking bad.

Books are collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in squid juice. Definitely old media. Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it'd also be available on the internets. Before the internet, people wrote their secret shit in books, but this fad quickly faded away as they preferred to post it all over the internet; you get more attention this way. Books are also responsible for the creation of religion, role-playing and most of the slashfic in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity.

Since the creation of the internet, everybody stopped giving a shit about books. Some nostalgic nerds have tried bringing them back by writing books about the internets such as Otherland but lazy Americunts don't want to waste their energy turning pages. Scientists speculate that many years ago, books contained some importance to people, possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether or not this will be proven true or false.

Books as a source of lulz

Gallery

See Also

Good riddance!
You heard them
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