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[[Image: | [[Image:Sexinthecity.jpg|thumb|left|Some books are good...]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:Twifrog.jpg|thumb|Some books are fucking bad.]] | ||
[[ | '''Books''' are collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in [[Admiral_Ackbar|squid]] [[cum|juice]]. | ||
[[ | Definitely [[old_media|old media]]. Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it'd also be available on the [[internets]]. Before the internet, people wrote their secret shit in books, but this fad quickly faded away as they preferred to post it all over the internet; you get more attention this way. Books are also responsible for the creation of [[religion]], [[role-playing]] and most of the [[slashfic]] in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity. | ||
Since the creation of the internet, everybody stopped giving a shit about books. Some nostalgic [[nerd]]s have tried bringing them back by writing books about the [[internets]] such as [[Otherland]] but lazy [[Americunt]]s don't want to waste their energy turning pages. Scientists speculate that many years ago, books contained some importance to people, possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether or not this will be proven true or false. | |||
Since the creation of the | |||
== Books as a source of lulz == | == Books as a source of lulz == | ||
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* British prime minister, [[David Cameron]], attempted to [[forced meme|make books popular]] with [[13-year-old boys|today's]] [[16-year-old girls|youth]] by saying that, if he thinks something is cool, he'll say, "[[wut|That is so book]]!" The reason for this is, apparently, because 'cool' filters to 'book' automatically when somebody is using the predictive text feature on a [[cell phone]]. As can be expected, this [[failed]] miserably. | * British prime minister, [[David Cameron]], attempted to [[forced meme|make books popular]] with [[13-year-old boys|today's]] [[16-year-old girls|youth]] by saying that, if he thinks something is cool, he'll say, "[[wut|That is so book]]!" The reason for this is, apparently, because 'cool' filters to 'book' automatically when somebody is using the predictive text feature on a [[cell phone]]. As can be expected, this [[failed]] miserably. | ||
* The [[Bible]] and the [[Islam|Koran]] are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is. | * The [[Bible]] and the [[Islam|Koran]] are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is. | ||
* HOMFG TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY A BOOK! Lulz. | * HOMFG TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY A BOOK! Lulz.{{clear}} | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Satanwasalesbian.jpg | Image:Satanwasalesbian.jpg | ||
Image:The_Devil_Is_Gay.jpg | Image:The_Devil_Is_Gay.jpg | ||
File:When the polar bear beat the shit out of a t rex.jpg | File:When the polar bear beat the shit out of a t rex.jpg | ||
File:Whatthefuckshit.jpg | |||
File:Dr. Suess Foot Ass.jpg | File:Dr. Suess Foot Ass.jpg | ||
File:Triple Penetration for Dummies.jpg|[[Sasha Grey]] knows quality literature | File:Triple Penetration for Dummies.jpg|[[Sasha Grey]] knows quality literature | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[Image:Book-burning.gif|thumb|left|Good riddance!]][[Image:Fundamental1.jpeg|thumb|You heard them]] | |||
* [[Fantasy]] | * [[Fantasy]] | ||
* [[Necronomicon]] | * [[Necronomicon]] | ||
* [[Bible]] | * [[Bible]] | ||
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* [[TL;DR]] | * [[TL;DR]] | ||
* [[Public Library]] | * [[Public Library]] | ||
{{books}} | {{books}} | ||
[[Category:Communicae]] | [[Category:Communicae]] |
Revision as of 22:37, 18 October 2012
Books are collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in squid juice. Definitely old media. Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it'd also be available on the internets. Before the internet, people wrote their secret shit in books, but this fad quickly faded away as they preferred to post it all over the internet; you get more attention this way. Books are also responsible for the creation of religion, role-playing and most of the slashfic in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity.
Since the creation of the internet, everybody stopped giving a shit about books. Some nostalgic nerds have tried bringing them back by writing books about the internets such as Otherland but lazy Americunts don't want to waste their energy turning pages. Scientists speculate that many years ago, books contained some importance to people, possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether or not this will be proven true or false.
Books as a source of lulz
- Hitler and his fanclub like burning books, which creates much drama amongst whiners.
- Revealing spoilers to a book's rabid fans is good for a lul or two.
- Paladin-Press books are practically lulz manuals.
- British prime minister, David Cameron, attempted to make books popular with today's youth by saying that, if he thinks something is cool, he'll say, "That is so book!" The reason for this is, apparently, because 'cool' filters to 'book' automatically when somebody is using the predictive text feature on a cell phone. As can be expected, this failed miserably.
- The Bible and the Koran are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is.
- HOMFG TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY A BOOK! Lulz.
Gallery
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Sasha Grey knows quality literature
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They don't make books like this anymore.
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Or this.
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For obvious reasons.