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'''[http://www.fantendo.wiki.com Fantendo]''' is a | '''[http://www.fantendo.wiki.com Fantendo]''' is a fanon wiki created by a bunch of [[basement dwellers]] whose primary hobby consists of [[masturbate|jerking off]] to [[Nintendo]] games. | ||
It's filled with a bunch of [[You|losers]] and [[geeks]] who write [[ | It's filled with a bunch of [[You|losers]] and [[geeks]] who write [[fan fiction]] revolving around their favorite Nintendo franchises as well as nonexistent games that they pretend are "real". | ||
[[image:BasementDweller.png|thumb|Most Fantendo Users]] | [[image:BasementDweller.png|thumb|Most Fantendo Users]] | ||
The | The wiki was created by whoever the fuck made it, in [[Nobody Cares|2000 something]]. Its main goal is to have users make there own games, characters and fan-fiction for fellow [[no life|no lifes]] to read. | ||
The most common targets of fan fiction depicted are [[Mario]], [[The Legend of Zelda]], [[Kirby]], and [[Star Fox]]. | |||
==Origins== | ==Origins== | ||
Fantendo was started sometime in the late 2000s, | Fantendo was started sometime in the late 2000s, created by somebody who was obviously bored out of his mind and hard pressed to obtain precious [[Lulz]]. However, it turn out to be a [[lie|big hit]] and spawned a huge [[Bullshit|fan base]]. | ||
However, unfortunately, | However, unfortunately, the majority of its users are giant fucking [[douchebags]] who criticize and mock their sperged out brethren, particularly [[n00bs]]. | ||
[[image:FantendoLosers.png|thumb|left|Poor bastard, he visited Fantendo]] | [[image:FantendoLosers.png|thumb|left|Poor bastard, he visited Fantendo]] | ||
==Articles== | ==Articles== | ||
A lot of it's users take there articles way too fucking seriously and [[WTF|actually pretend | A lot of it's users take there articles way too fucking seriously and [[WTF|actually pretend they are real projects]]. | ||
===Characters=== | ===Characters=== | ||
Non-canon [[freak|characters]] are often used in Fantendo, the most popular being Koopa Children that should have [[aborted]], such as one Koopa actually based on [[Lady Gaga]]. | |||
[[image:Lady_Gaga_hotness.png|thumb|If you made a character based on this... then you have no life to live.]] | [[image:Lady_Gaga_hotness.png|thumb|If you made a character based on this... then you have no life to live.]] | ||
===Fan-Fiction=== | ===Fan-Fiction=== | ||
[[image:FuckinNerds.jpeg|thumb|left|I WRITEZ STORIES!!!]] | [[image:FuckinNerds.jpeg|thumb|left|I WRITEZ STORIES!!!]] | ||
Most fan fic is based on Nintendo games with a scant few [[OC|originals]]. Many take the form of summaries, owing to the fact that the author's godlike talents are needed elsewhere. These tend to be composed of the same tired, [[boring|generic]] shit, with the main character of their respective video games fighting in some [[nerd]]'s [[wet dream|fantasy]]. | |||
===Fan Games=== | ===Fan Games=== | ||
Fan [[Games]] are another Fantendo trend in which some loser actually | Fan [[Games]] are another Fantendo trend in which some loser actually game invents, not creates, a game for a franchise with which he is [[OCD|obsessed]]. They usually have a summary of the game's "story" and have galleries of obviously [[Photoshop|shooped]] pictures they found online. They also describe the game's controls and what consoles they where made for. | ||
==[[Nazis|Popular Users]]== | ==[[Nazis|Popular Users]]== | ||
[[image:Friendly_Nazi.jpg|thumb|left|The usual Fantendo welcome]] | [[image:Friendly_Nazi.jpg|thumb|left|The usual Fantendo welcome]] | ||
*'''Sorastitch''' - Admin, likes to criticize others but | *'''Sorastitch''' - Admin, likes to criticize others but can't take it | ||
*'''Codweb''' - Admin, Somebody who likes to [[troll]] users for the [[Lulz]]. | *'''Codweb''' - Admin, Somebody who likes to [[troll]] users for the [[Lulz]]. | ||
*'''Spark01''' - A complete asshole who trolls people for there opinions. | *'''Spark01''' - A complete asshole who trolls people for there opinions. | ||
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*'''Cloverfield Monster''' - Makes God-Awful Fan Games that don't even count as [[Failures]]. | *'''Cloverfield Monster''' - Makes God-Awful Fan Games that don't even count as [[Failures]]. | ||
*'''Sonicwiki''' - Admin and Possible [[Rapist]]. | *'''Sonicwiki''' - Admin and Possible [[Rapist]]. | ||
*'''JesseRoo''' - Admin | *'''JesseRoo''' - Admin, [[Loser|proclaims that he would have sex with a Nintendo Character]]. | ||
*'''DarkPlanetPictures''' - An annoying little fuck who likes to get into other people's business. | *'''DarkPlanetPictures''' - An annoying little fuck who likes to get into other people's business. | ||
*'''Brochi''' - A stupid little bitch in need of [[rape|good fuck]]. | *'''Brochi''' - A stupid little bitch in need of [[rape|good fuck]]. | ||
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==[[failure|Fantendo Power]]== | ==[[failure|Fantendo Power]]== | ||
Fantendo Power was an online magazine created to [[Rip-off|pay homage]] to Nintendo Power. The magazine included reviews, interviews, original character art, and information on upcoming games. | Fantendo Power was an online magazine created to [[Rip-off|pay homage]] to Nintendo Power. The magazine included reviews, interviews, original character art, and information on upcoming games. | ||
However, the magazine only produced 1 Issue and was canceled because everybody | However, the magazine only produced 1 Issue and was canceled because everybody was so [[lazy|busy]] making their own articles that they forgot this existed. | ||
==[[Holocaust|Spamming of Trolls]]== | ==[[Holocaust|Spamming of Trolls]]== | ||
Sometime in Fantendo's early years, n00bs would enter the site asking questions and at times giving negative feedback on some pages | Sometime in Fantendo's early years, n00bs would enter the site asking questions and at times giving negative feedback on some pages the wiki's [[veteran]] users would make. This caused the admins to get [[butthurt]] and proceed to block and spam the user in question. usually proclaiming them to be [[trolls]]. | ||
They would also at times even troll the users themselves, | They would also at times even troll the users themselves, often making them [[pussy|feel bad]]. Whenever a n00b would ask how something would work or how to create stuff like Headlines, the elder users would insult and/or criticize the user for great justice. | ||
==[[Furry|Mascot]]== | ==[[Furry|Mascot]]== | ||
[[image:Unten.png|thumb|left|[[Pedobear]]'s long lost Brother]] | [[image:Unten.png|thumb|left|[[Pedobear]]'s long lost Brother]] | ||
[http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Unten Unten] is a [[furry|mascot]] created by Fantendo user Plumber in 2007. Unten was created as somebody's attempt at | [http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Unten Unten] is a [[furry|mascot]] created by Fantendo user Plumber in 2007. Unten was created as somebody's attempt at lulz, however it failed because he realized people liked it so much that they made Unten the mascot of Fantendo much to his dismay. | ||
Unten is [[shit nobody cares about|The last Beorn]] that first appeared in the article [http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Fissure Fissure]. Apparently he has the magical power to defeat [[what|Deities]] and nothing else because he's a waste of thought. | Unten is [[shit nobody cares about|The last Beorn]] that first appeared in the article [http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Fissure Fissure]. Apparently he has the magical power to defeat [[what|Deities]] and nothing else because he's a waste of thought. | ||
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{{quote|YOU F*CKING IDIOT! WHY DID YOU DO THIS YOU F*CKING IDIOT?!!|The common response to a [[N00b]]}} | {{quote|YOU F*CKING IDIOT! WHY DID YOU DO THIS YOU F*CKING IDIOT?!!|The common response to a [[N00b]]}} | ||
{{quote|You IDIOT! Your such a friggin' IDIOT!|That's mature, isn't it?}} | {{quote|You IDIOT! Your such a friggin' IDIOT!|That's mature, isn't it?}} | ||
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Revision as of 22:41, 2 February 2013
Fantendo is a fanon wiki created by a bunch of basement dwellers whose primary hobby consists of jerking off to Nintendo games. It's filled with a bunch of losers and geeks who write fan fiction revolving around their favorite Nintendo franchises as well as nonexistent games that they pretend are "real".
The wiki was created by whoever the fuck made it, in 2000 something. Its main goal is to have users make there own games, characters and fan-fiction for fellow no lifes to read. The most common targets of fan fiction depicted are Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Kirby, and Star Fox.
Origins
Fantendo was started sometime in the late 2000s, created by somebody who was obviously bored out of his mind and hard pressed to obtain precious Lulz. However, it turn out to be a big hit and spawned a huge fan base. However, unfortunately, the majority of its users are giant fucking douchebags who criticize and mock their sperged out brethren, particularly n00bs.
Articles
A lot of it's users take there articles way too fucking seriously and actually pretend they are real projects.
Characters
Non-canon characters are often used in Fantendo, the most popular being Koopa Children that should have aborted, such as one Koopa actually based on Lady Gaga.
Fan-Fiction
Most fan fic is based on Nintendo games with a scant few originals. Many take the form of summaries, owing to the fact that the author's godlike talents are needed elsewhere. These tend to be composed of the same tired, generic shit, with the main character of their respective video games fighting in some nerd's fantasy.
Fan Games
Fan Games are another Fantendo trend in which some loser actually game invents, not creates, a game for a franchise with which he is obsessed. They usually have a summary of the game's "story" and have galleries of obviously shooped pictures they found online. They also describe the game's controls and what consoles they where made for.
- Sorastitch - Admin, likes to criticize others but can't take it
- Codweb - Admin, Somebody who likes to troll users for the Lulz.
- Spark01 - A complete asshole who trolls people for there opinions.
- Stelios7 - Possible creator of Fantendo.
- Cloverfield Monster - Makes God-Awful Fan Games that don't even count as Failures.
- Sonicwiki - Admin and Possible Rapist.
- JesseRoo - Admin, proclaims that he would have sex with a Nintendo Character.
- DarkPlanetPictures - An annoying little fuck who likes to get into other people's business.
- Brochi - A stupid little bitch in need of good fuck.
- NintendoChamp89 - Who really gives fuck about this guy?
- 1337Doom - Seriously?
—JesseRoo, Dude... Why? | ||
- Super Smash Bros. Movie - A fan-fiction that is a rip-off of the Avengers (2012 film) but with Nintendo Characters.
- Majora's Mask 2: The Fierce Deity - Honestly could have been worse.
- Nintendo Cinematic Universe - This is just sad, all horrible retelling of Nintendo Games.
- Mario Kart 8 Wii U - Lame
Fantendo Power was an online magazine created to pay homage to Nintendo Power. The magazine included reviews, interviews, original character art, and information on upcoming games. However, the magazine only produced 1 Issue and was canceled because everybody was so busy making their own articles that they forgot this existed.
Sometime in Fantendo's early years, n00bs would enter the site asking questions and at times giving negative feedback on some pages the wiki's veteran users would make. This caused the admins to get butthurt and proceed to block and spam the user in question. usually proclaiming them to be trolls.
They would also at times even troll the users themselves, often making them feel bad. Whenever a n00b would ask how something would work or how to create stuff like Headlines, the elder users would insult and/or criticize the user for great justice.
Unten is a mascot created by Fantendo user Plumber in 2007. Unten was created as somebody's attempt at lulz, however it failed because he realized people liked it so much that they made Unten the mascot of Fantendo much to his dismay.
Unten is The last Beorn that first appeared in the article Fissure. Apparently he has the magical power to defeat Deities and nothing else because he's a waste of thought.
Unten looks very similar to the famous Pedobear, in which there both bears created by a sad nerd's fantasy who tends to wave and have a strange desire to be with children. This has yet to be confirmed by Fantendo users.
Unten appears in a very wide amount of Fantendo fan games such as the Fantendo Heroes series, Fantendo Smash Bros., Fantendo: Wasteland, Fantendo: Playing War, and Zelda: Ura Gaiden
Quotes
—The common response to a N00b | ||
—That's mature, isn't it? | ||
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