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*[[Sony]] buys [[Halo|Bungie]]. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo | *[[Sony]] buys [[Halo|Bungie]]. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo | ||
*[[Facebook|Meta]] loses 20% of their [[Jew gold]] and [[Over 9000|a lot]] of its users. | *[[Facebook|Meta]] loses 20% of their [[Jew gold]] and [[Over 9000|a lot]] of its users. | ||
*[[Nintendo]] shows a new direct | *[[Nintendo]] shows a new direct, only noteworthy for the cancerous [[forced meme|Karby]] meme. | ||
*Best Buy locks [[Nvidia]] GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers. | *Best Buy locks [[Nvidia]] GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers. | ||
*[[Forever Alone|Another lonely]] Valentine's Day yet again for [[you]]. | *[[Forever Alone|Another lonely]] Valentine's Day yet again for [[you]]. | ||
*February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day. | *February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day. | ||
EAT UP, FATTIES. | EAT UP, FATTIES. | ||
*[[Futurama]] [[pointless|revival]] on [[Hulu]] is announced without [[unfunny|Bender's]] [[jew|voice actor]] as he was begging for more jew-gold that he didn't deserve. This cause an outrage on [[Twatter]] from other voice actors such as [[Tara Strong]], and the [[losers|fans]] started spamming [[DOING IT WRONG|#BenderGate]] to Trending. | |||
*[[Canada|Trudeau]] signs emergency powers into effect to remove those pesky honking truckers | *[[Canada|Trudeau]] signs emergency powers into effect to remove those pesky honking truckers | ||
*Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023. | *Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023. | ||
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2022 is the unnecessary third sequel of 2020. Barely anything happened. If you need a recap on 2021, click here.
Dramatic Events of 2022
January 2022
- Bob Saget finally does something funny.
- dropdatwat donates to Encyclopedia Dramatica to try to get his article deleted.
- EDP445 got V&, changed his name, got fired from many jobs and got banned from social media.
- Konami makes Castlevania NFTs.
- In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft buys Activision Blizzard.
- Someone hacked the Italian Senate to show porn of Tifa Lockhart during a meeting.
- Nintendo goes on a copyright spree again, claiming over 1,300 videos on GilvaSunner’s channel.
February 2022
- Continuing on from January, Nintendo copyright claims 2,200 videos on GilvaSunner’s channel, leading him to end his channel on the 4th.
- Truckers keep protesting against the jew juice all across Canada.
- Sony buys Bungie. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo
- Meta loses 20% of their Jew gold and a lot of its users.
- Nintendo shows a new direct, only noteworthy for the cancerous Karby meme.
- Best Buy locks Nvidia GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers.
- Another lonely Valentine's Day yet again for you.
- February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
EAT UP, FATTIES.
- Futurama revival on Hulu is announced without Bender's voice actor as he was begging for more jew-gold that he didn't deserve. This cause an outrage on Twatter from other voice actors such as Tara Strong, and the fans started spamming #BenderGate to Trending.
- Trudeau signs emergency powers into effect to remove those pesky honking truckers
- Nintendo announces that the 3DS and Wii U eShop will be closing in March 2023.
- February 24 - Russia invades Ukraine, Chris Chan's birthday is the same day.
The Dimensional Merger is upon us
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2021
- The "Years" category here on ED
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2021 |
2022 | Succeeded by 2023 |