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Finally after years of bitching, moaning, nagging, whining and throwing himself on the floor crying, SilentRob has at long last found a partnership program for his useless Youtube channel. The only problem is...it's [[fail|Machinima]], a network not known for their flexible service. So when SilentRob becomes the latest member to get screwed over by Machinima, it won't be long before he makes a video bitching about what a rotten company Machinima is. The more things change, the more they stay the same. | Finally after years of bitching, moaning, nagging, whining and throwing himself on the floor crying, SilentRob has at long last found a partnership program for his useless Youtube channel. The only problem is...it's [[fail|Machinima]], a network not known for their flexible service. So when SilentRob becomes the latest member to get screwed over by Machinima, it won't be long before he makes a video bitching about what a rotten company Machinima is. The more things change, the more they stay the same. | ||
He also recently is making videos about Bronies more than any other rant he's done. Althought he saud Brony Tears was his last Brony video, he kept making more Brony videos. He's made more Brony rants than Irate Gamer rants. | |||
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LeisureSuitGaming AKA SilentRob and Rob Lowe (srsly), is a white trash, bottom-feeding video game reviewer who fell from grace, which wasn't so graceful in the first place.
Robert is an anorexic, unemployed, buck-toothed, e-begging internets tough guy who is more known nowadays for his whiny emo diatribes than for his video game reviews (if you can actually call them reviews since he spends more time cursing like the special ed dude from the Tourette's Guy show than actually talking about the games he's reviewing). If it weren't obvious from his username, Robert lives life as though he were an IRL Kevin Smith character.
He got his big break on YouTube by taking it up the ass from his idol, Armake21 (before knifing him in the back in a bout of dyslexia-based comment confusion), and constantly reviewing Action 52 in his mothers attic over and over for several years. When he's not half-assing his shit videos with the worlds worst camera and microphone, he habitually blackmails and stalks a female video game reviewer or attacks more popular "YouTubers" (mostly partners) in tard rage bouts of jealousy.
Later on in his youtube career, he eventually stopped making video game reviews. Being the butthurt faggot that he is, began only making video responses to trolls instead. He also made a few awful "Retsupurae baiting 45 degree angled webcam" Let's Plays also, {as if there wasn't enough of those to go around).
Background
Early "Reviews"
In the early days, Rob was another run-of-the-mill reviewer on YouTube, making angry videos where he spends the best part of seven minutes swearing at a ROM of a NES game with the occasional cameo from his fat, pot-head boyfriend "Roach". The usual video consisted of him baring his teeth at a blurry webcam, maxing out the mic to total static with his autistic bouts of shouting at his mother, intertwined with sexist comments towards women.
Rob has baleeted most of his videos. We need mirrors.
GameStop Rants
For one glimmering moment in SilentRob's YouTube career there was a possibility of making something entertaining, but again just turned into a BAWWWWfest over his shitty minimum-wage job. Apparently it took Rob two full years to figure this out before he quit after being cock-blocked by the female manager, and in a rage, eventually created a 100 part rant about how working full-time at a GameStop is a shitty idea. What a revelation!
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SilentRob Attacks a Customer
He tries to come across all Gangsta in this photo after taking on a black person, but ends up looking like the Son of Skeletor.
When customers weren't prank calling Rob at GameStop for copies of Battletoads, they were dealing with the attitude of a skinny ginger douchebag who went around selling their deposit-paid pre-ordered games. A heated debate followed the sale of an already-purchased copy of Madden that a customer had pre-ordered weeks before. Instead of apologizing, Rob threw the man's deposit money in his face after said customer expressed disappointment towards Robert's lackluster retail expertise.
Rob's Adventures in YouTube Partnership
The first kink in Rob's reputation was when he first got the notion into his tiny brain that his top quality entertainment was worth money, and promptly wrote a letter to Youtube's Partnership program proclaiming himself to be the next Angry Video Game Nerd (who didn't even become a YT Partner until about 3 years later).
But maybe due to a glitch in the system, or the internets being broken, Rob received a letter back from the Gods of the YouTubes saying no thanks, that his work was low quality shit and wasn't worth fuck all. He promptly created another video to let his fanbase how those evil bastards at YouTube had crucified their video gaming messiah.
And thus we begin our epic saga of Robert's adventures of butthurt jealousy and eBegging...
SilentRob Versus The World
Busting down the floodgates about his rejection, Rob went Bruce Wayne on the whole Video Game Reviewing community, targeting those whom he valued unworthy of their partnerships. This went totally un-lulzworthy for a while until the Lord Voldemort of internet reviewers, The Irate Gamer appeared on his horizon...
SilentRob v. The Irate Gamer
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The Irate Gamer was the punching bag of the video game community on Youtube anyway, so Rob saw an easy target to help him gain e-sympathy on the internets. Thus ensued a ten minute bitch-fest about the man, in which his arguments, for every small truth they may have had, were cockblocked by at least fifteen references to IG "loving the cock". His fanbase, being as intelligent as lemmings, followed his orders and started hating on the reviewer, spawning a great, yet pathetic, amount of proxy lulz that still lingers to this day.
Unfortunately, the video was promptly flagged to oblivion by Irate Gamer followers due to the fact Rob being the retard that he is hadn't accounted that the Irate Gamer has a much MUCH larger fanbase than his own. But in his own small world of arrogance and unwarranted self importance, decided that the Irate Gamer himself took it down in outrage, when in truth Mr. Bores probably has never heard of it, let alone seen it.
Robert still harbors a grudge towards the Irate Gamer even to this day, as Mr. Bores got richer and more popular on Youtube, Rob fucked off back to obscurity and the poor house. Funniest part is that the Irate Gamer also lives in Ohio just like Robbie! Must suck living so close to greatness Rob!
SilentRob v. AkewsticRockR
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Seeing as his e-war against the Irate Gamer ended in a mass one sided victory of Falklands War proportions, Mr. Lowe decided this time to maybe go for a softer, less popular video game reviewing partner, this time in the form of AkewsticRockR.
Rob's first prong of attack was to point out how gay AkewsticRockR was, as that's always a funny and witty thing to do on the internets. His second was to flank him with comments about how less financially viable Kyle is than Rob, by pointing out that ROB HAS A SWIMMING POOL! The intense level of irony/hypocrisy hasn't dawned on our pal Rob, who hasn't earned any of the above possessions and still leeches off of his parents.
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...and so on.
SilentRob v. Armake
Rob sank to a new Lowe and attacked his very own idol. After being completely crushed by Bookittty, The Archfiend, AkewstickRockR, The Irate Gamer and even his own fans. Rob saught solace in his only inspiration on Youtube, Armake21. But what's this? His idol has not only ripped-off his magnum-opus, but also made a reference to Rob in the video, which he would later delete, ;_;.
Unfortunately, being aurally dyslexic, he misheard Marcus' light-hearted quote as a full-blown attack upon his reviewing skills and attempted to destroy the man on his YouTube comments page in a barrage of blasting comments, which rather than make him look like an internet tough guy, made him look like a fucking idiot instead.
—SilentRob, Confusing a friendly joke for a personal attack, then whoring himself out. | ||
SilentRob v. Bookitty
There are many basement dwellers trying for a internet slice of e-fame after seeing how much money the likes of the AVGN and The Nostalgia Critic, but the majority of them tend to be pathetic 13 year old virgin males. Bookittty, on the otherhand is exactly the same, bar the fact she's a G-G-G-GIRL!!!
Rachael Moule (or Pisano if you believe her facebook lies, also goes by Rachael Parkin), lives on Crafton Boulevard in Pittsburgh and loves cock, masturbating, and...that's about it. She works as a security guard at PPG Place in Pittsburgh which seems like an odd job for such a famous (sarcasm) female game reviewer. She probably thinks the uniform makes her look less like a butterface.
Fortunately, with his e-penis of rape throbbing, this was the first thing Rob noticed about her, and continued to harass her demanding that she come over to his parents mansion, leave her husband and help him lose his virginity. After Boo came to her senses and realised that Rob wasn't the true winrar that he made himself out to be, she promptly dumped his Skeletor ass.
During April of 2010, Robert, in a somewhat self-aware move, made a YouTube Poop video of his YouTube g/f bookittty182. Bookittty182, unable to comprehend "YouTube Poop", and being the sheer, absolute batshit crazy bitch that she is, retaliated by releasing intimate Valentine's Day videos she received from a naive, lovestruck Robert.
It has all been taken down because bookittty182 and Rob made an arrangement: Rob had to take down his shitty "pookittty YouTube-poop" and bookittty had to take down the Silent Rob strip videos. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT. We have mirrors.
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Robbie strikes a pose!
—SilentRob, ominously, after doing a headstand in his shower so he could beat off on his own face. | ||
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Rob wouldn't have any of this and threatened her with butthurt rants, abusive phone calls and blackmailing her with DOX. So around this time of Rob's insanity, The Archfiend stepped in...
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The stare of a psychopath...
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This hat looks no better on Boo than it does on Rob...
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Boo dressed like catwoman for...some...reason???.
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Bookittty182-The object of Silent Rob's Desires...they have a lot in common...
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A lot indeed.
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The Rachael Moule Pole lol
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Spread em!!!
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Respect my authority!!!
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Hey Boo, am I sexy?
SilentRob v. Angry Niglet
Apparently Robert receives hundreds of prank calls a day to his cell phone, but the straw that broke the camel's back was when a black person discovered his number and wanted to ring up his ginger idol. He threatened to call the cops unless said nigger made a video apologizing and also a call to Bookitty. This is one of Silent Robs many nigger drones.
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SilentRob v. Encylopedia Dramatica
Uh oh, looks like Rob doesn't like his page here on ED, and has gone Spax3 on all our asses by threatening ED with a lolsuit!
Accounts Rob has Attempted to Vandalize this Page With
Spam these accounts with abuse for great justice:
- Mr.Anderson56 = Rob's original ED account.
- Mr.qwert
- Outy5000
- Flagstaff
Keep 'em coming Bobby!
Rob Lowe and The Super Sekrit MEMBERS ONLY $5 Website!!!
—SilentRob, Accepting constructive criticism from his loyal following. | ||
After being rejected by Youtube for the umpteenth time to become a partner and suddenly coming to the conclusion that making multiple videos bitching about the fact had absolutely fuck-all effect on convincing the YT admins. So, longing to receive substantial income for the first time in his life, Rob came up with a brainwave! Why not leech off of his millions of Internet fans and create a website for his "premium content" videos instead? All of his premium content consisted of him filming the top of his head with his bed in the background, as he talked about games. Watch out SpoonyOne!!!
But this story has a twist: He charges people $5 just to visit it. He has rightfully suffered backlash from his loyal followers, finally seeing how shitty his work actually is. The ensuing lulz that has resulted from Silent Rob's butthurt and subsequent bawwwing about the website can be best described as the funniest thing that man has ever done:
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—SilentRob, But I'll emotionally blackmail you with BAWWWWWING videos instead. | ||
—SilentRob, the hyprocrite. | ||
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So you've decided to pay five bucks to join his awesome website and wondered what sort of high quality entertainment you can expect? Well, you can get a preview of his fantastic website here:
Examples of His Website
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—IrratatedGamer, Disgruntled customer. | ||
"Premium Content"
Please Note: The majority of his "premium" content is exactly the same as his free Youtube content, except he bitches about people who weren't gullible enough to pay for it.
Criticism of His Website
For some strange reason, his thousands of Youtube subscribers were not prepared to pay $5 for a site that contained the same low quality unfunny shit as his regular videos, so the disciples of Rob abandoned their messiah like rats from the ship, the S.S. whinging Ginger Pussy, after it hit an iceberg of a stupid fucking idea.
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So What are the Flaws to his Ingenious Super Awesome $5 Website?
It's pretty obvious to a normal, sane human being, but we at ED like to explain concepts to our less intelligent readers (I.E. Robert Lowe).
- Noone, will ever EVER pay $5 to join a gaming website, unless you're immensely popular. Which you are not Bobby. Comparing yourself and your site to Something Awful is just sheer arrogance, you fucking idiot.
- If you're pissed about Youtube not you making a partner, then why not fuck off to a video site that does pays for videos? Like Blip or
RevverActually, don't bother with Revver, they're fucking scam merchants, who never pay you what you're owed. People don't mind adverts on videos or as banners on websites and they can then see your site for Free!
- The quality of your videos doesn't warrant a purchase price, It may be worth something if you wrote out a massive script, hired multiple people to help film and act in the video and used expensive lighting and a $3,000 HD camera. But You Robert are a buck-toothed
BasementAttic Dwelling ginger fucktard who despite claiming how fucking rich you are, use a seven year old PS2 EyeToy camera that you hacked to work on your PC and a shitty $10 table mic from Target, plus only use your crack-head house nigger boyfriend, Roach as an assistant.
- Finally, Your videos do not stand out from the millions of other shitty video game reviewers on Youtube or any other video website, most of whom do it as a hobby and are more than happy to put up the videos for free, why do you feel yours are better than the others to warrant the purchase of a subscription? Again, it's all that massive ego you've got lodged behind those huge fucking Austin Powers teeth you've got in your head.
To this day, Rob has still not gotten over the butthurt of not becoming a YouTube Partner. Seeing the likes of the AVGN, That Guy With The Glasses, and Yahtzee making money hands over fists, he has since gotten into internet panhandling by creating his own website devoted to his poorly-made, unfunny abortions that he calls videos.
Archfiend Comes To The Rescue
Bemused by Rob's hypocrisy of making multiple sexist videos about beating women and general hatred of the sex, but standing up against his fans about posting racist comments about his GameStop assault against an innocent African-American. Pretentious douchebag and Goronchev rip off, TheArchfiend, decided to call out our dear Robbie in a series of slamming statements:
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Rob PWNING Response!
Of course Robbie wasn't going to take that lying down, and thus responded with his own Intellectually checkmating response:
Chat:
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So by Rob's account, he is superior to Bookittty and TheArchfiend because:
- He has more subscribers than them. (Ha! Is that why you're trying to get 10,000 subscirbers)
- He is funnier and more entertaining. (Right, Ray Charles wasn't a blind person).
- He fucked TheArchfiend's "sister" (even though he doesn't have one).
- He seys teh longer wordzzz.
- He has shocking evidence to shame and blackmail Bookittty with.
- ????
- PROFIT!
Rob tries to reason with Archie
Protip: Rob = GutsyLive, Archfiend = BarackRocks
[[SilentRob Vs. Archfiend Chat: Click to expand conversation...]]
GutsyLive: im sure your haters would love to know your AIM eh arch?
BarackRocks: lol, they already do
BarackRocks: oh noes
BarackRocks: not teh balckmail
BarackRocks: anyway, are you gonig to drop dead anytime soon?
BarackRocks: going*
BarackRocks: wow, Im typing like you tonight
GutsyLive: All I ask is that you back off. Its not much to ask, and if were a man it would not be a problem.
BarackRocks: shut the hell up
GutsyLive: *you
BarackRocks: you don't know the meaning of backing off
BarackRocks: i will treat you no better than you treat others
BarackRocks: you are a piece of shit and will be treated like a piece of shit till the day you die
GutsyLive: I made a fuckin mistake.
BarackRocks: kiss my ass
GutsyLive: That is all.
GutsyLive: You cant say shit!
BarackRocks: lol
BarackRocks: i can say whatever the hell i want
GutsyLive: All you do is spend everyday leeching views out of peple with a lot more subscribers than you.
BarackRocks: aww...
BarackRocks: cry me a river
GutsyLive: its all you have ever done, and it really pisses me off
BarackRocks: good
BarackRocks: then I will keep doing it
BarackRocks: now I am more motivated to keep doing what I've been doing
BarackRocks: thanks
GutsyLive: I thought id try to reason with you, and your too much of an asshole for that too
GutsyLive: I havent done shit to you
BarackRocks: you think I dont know about you?
BarackRocks: think I have an ounce of compassion for you?
BarackRocks: dont give me that I made a mistake shit
GutsyLive: No, you dont know about me.
GutsyLive: You dont know shit
BarackRocks: i know enough to know a piece of shit when i see one
GutsyLive: You only know, what people fuckin tell you
BarackRocks: so save the sob "I made a mistake" shit for someone who cares
GutsyLive: Well fuck you. i dont give a shit what you think.
BarackRocks: yes you do bitch
BarackRocks: you wouldnt be coming to me if you didnt
GutsyLive: If you have a problem, say it to me and not to youtube in future.
BarackRocks: oh ok
BarackRocks: I'll be sure to head for the hills when your near me slim
GutsyLive: Karma will get ya eventually
BarackRocks: you would know about that
GutsyLive: Im better than I have ever been
BarackRocks: i dont give a shit
BarackRocks: why the hell would you even mention that?
BarackRocks: thats why i said shit like that to you
BarackRocks: because I knew you were a shallow little bitch that thrives to be "better"
BarackRocks: you are worthless
BarackRocks: i almost threw up at the levels I had to sink to to make a point to you
GutsyLive: Worthless? Tell that to my subscribers.
BarackRocks: lol
BarackRocks: you shallow bitch
BarackRocks: and what does that get you in the real world?
BarackRocks: I'll stick with the shit that matters. you keep your subscribers
GutsyLive: And what does being a bitch on youtube get you?
GutsyLive: At least I have a normal life
BarackRocks: Cash money for one thing. Something that you have envied and wanted in a partnership for years
BarackRocks: lol, normal
BarackRocks: and you know me?
GutsyLive: I dont care about fuckin youtube.
GutsyLive: or partnership
BarackRocks: yes you do
BarackRocks: than you wouldnt come back
BarackRocks: idiot
GutsyLive: Im doing it for my fans, and to clear shit up.
GutsyLive: Thats why
GutsyLive: Like Im trying to do here
BarackRocks: and you wouldnt have made ten hours of crying videos about not being a partner and then pulling them the next day
BarackRocks: oh gag me dude
GutsyLive: People change
GutsyLive: You are a lost fuckin cause.
BarackRocks: if you gave a shit about your fans you wouldnt have dedicated 90% of you last years videos to bashing me
BarackRocks: lost cause to what?
GutsyLive: Yeah, no shit
GutsyLive: I regret that
BarackRocks: what am I fighting to win?
BarackRocks: i got all i want
BarackRocks: and more
BarackRocks: not bad for a lost cause
GutsyLive: A diploma? That probably aint fuckin real
BarackRocks: lol
BarackRocks: aww....
BarackRocks: here comes the envy again
GutsyLive: You make out that you have this good life, when in reality there aint no fuckin way you do
BarackRocks: i know, it sucks
BarackRocks: lol
GutsyLive: You tryin to tell me you lead this high profile job, college diploma, and all that shit
BarackRocks: it kills you to know i have it so good. i love that
GutsyLive: yet your sat on youtube all the fuckin time
GutsyLive: it dont make sense
BarackRocks: lol, totally
BarackRocks: sounds like you follow my every step
BarackRocks: what does that make you?
GutsyLive: I bet that aint even your fuckin house
BarackRocks: can you possibly be any more envious?
BarackRocks: seriously, can you?
BarackRocks: you want this story to crash and burn for me but it never will
GutsyLive: How the fuck could i be envious of a douchebag like you?
BarackRocks: why do you even care to try?
GutsyLive: I have a house, a car and a decent job
BarackRocks: because I have all you want
GutsyLive: thats all i need
BarackRocks: and you know it
GutsyLive: what? tell me what you have, that i want
GutsyLive: youtube partnership? i dont give a shit about that
BarackRocks: lol
BarackRocks: yeah, that is it
BarackRocks: jsut the partnership
BarackRocks: thats all i got and all i need
GutsyLive: how the fuck you even got a partnership in the first place, is just bullshit
BarackRocks: well, good for you rob
BarackRocks: do you want the cookie fedEx'd to you or can i jsut send it regular mail?
BarackRocks: deal with it
BarackRocks: hows the website doing these days?
GutsyLive: I dont want shit to do with you anymore.
GutsyLive: Leave me the fuck alone
BarackRocks: k
BarackRocks: i've heard that before
BarackRocks: and here you are
GutsyLive: Make all the videos you want about me, i hope it brings you views and money
BarackRocks: just out of curiousity, can you do more than one commando pullup yet?
GutsyLive: i can do 73293719
BarackRocks: wow, nice
BarackRocks: thats awesome
BarackRocks: k, can I go now?
GutsyLive: Let me ask you one more thing.
BarackRocks: oh god
GutsyLive: You had a moderator in your chat called Mayu. Do you know who that really was?
BarackRocks: lol
BarackRocks: the whole time smile
GutsyLive: Sure ;)
BarackRocks: whats the matter?
BarackRocks: upset i figured it out too soon?
GutsyLive: And no, im not behind the archdouche thing, tell rachael that too because she wont leave me the fuck alone
GutsyLive: you havent figured out shit
BarackRocks: lol, oh ok
BarackRocks: and Im not implying it was you dipshit (as Mayu, not ArchDouche)
GutsyLive: Ive said all i needed to say
GutsyLive: good luck making money out of innocent youtubers
GutsyLive: see where that gets ya in the long run
BarackRocks: have fun with all that envy
BarackRocks: bye buttercup
GutsyLive: bye asshole
BarackRocks: $5
Prank Called
<video type="youtube" id="uNYx1BeKz4s" width="200" height="200" frame="true" position="right"/> This dumb cunt actually talked to a Rosie O'Donnell soundboard for over 4 minutes. That's right ladies and germs, Rob was tricked into having a conversation with the same 10 soundboard clips 5 times. Why isnt this guy a success again?
—SilentRob, Oblivious to the existence of sound boards. | ||
The SilentRobMobile
Last Thursday, Rob shocked the Internets, by revealing to the world that he's the American Jeremy Clarkson with his expansive knowledge of 1980's shit-box cars.
It's nice to show off to friends when you get a new car. But sometimes, when all your friends you think you have are on the internet ( and are also actually Trolls), plus the Car (sorry, CARS) you bought are a pile of shit. Is it really worth it?
In Rob's case no, no matter how petty the possession, it's still ego grooming for the man. He even goes as far as calling it something as faggy like "The SilentRobMobile".
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Look at my new car guyz!!!
Needing munnies to continue funding whatever the fuck he does all day long, Rob sadly had to sell his Cutlass Supreme, but being the excellent businessman that he is, swapped it for a 1985 Caddy instead, Somehow he'd have been better off swapping it for some magic beans.
LeisureSuitLaughingStock
<video type="youtube" id="-EfWhAcmnzM" width="200" height="200" frame="true" position="right"/> Of course, after many of his bitch-fests and falling from grace, his drama could be smelt by trolls from miles away, so for a while he became the whipping boy of the video game reviewer community.
—Rob, in response to the hate | ||
To acquaint with Rob's sense of humor, all parody videos contained constant swearing and childish mom jokes from that point forward.
Silent Rob: The Animated Series (NoDateGamers)
Click here for the videos.
Fan Videos and Tributes
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The Demise of LesiureSuitGaming
On the 30th of August, after all the trolling and generally making a fool of himself in public for the past few months, Rob did the unthinkable and closed his account and Super Sekrit $5 website, much to the annoyance of the fans who actually stumped up the cash. Although, it was pretty obvious this would happen to the rest of the community when Rob didn't get the amount of subscribers he so arrogantly assumed he could accumulate. No BAWWING video saying I'm leaving, or anything. This is possibly due to his dramatics, preferring a shock departure rather than a whiny goodbye.
So what now? Considering that he's such an attention whore, chances are that Rob will come back sometime in the future, blaming the closure of his account either on Bookittty, or claiming that one of her many "cohorts" (I.E. friends of hers that he doesn't approve of Boo speaking to) hacked his account in true Armake style.
Rest assured, we've not seen the last of Mr. Lowe, the mere sight of this very own ED page will send the man into a Tard rage of multiple butthurt videos.
So if you're reading this Robbie, ED says Hi!
Contact Information
 4215 Piqua-Troy Rd Troy, OH 45373 |
The end of Silent Rob?
On April 16th 2010 Silent Rob announced that he would stop making videos. For ever. The reason for this is obviously the "Premium Content", which was unveiled by bookittty182.
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Nov. 3rd 2010: Rob is back for more action! More e-drama on the way!
Rob plays The Clown Prince Rises
Current Events
As of 2013, Silent Rob has metamorphosed from a whiny, egotistical and blatantly talentless video game reviewer to a bitter, deteriorated and ultimately irrelevant (not that SilentRob was relevant in the first place) has been Youtube user who now relies on his 10,000 moronic subscribers and tiny network of butt-buddies to stay alive. Now instead of creating unintelligent reviews and rants, he creates unintelligent videos about a variety of topics, from bronies and Sonic the Hedgehog to the AVGN movie. At one point, he even had the balls to criticize AVGN for screwing over his fans into donating money to his movie. That's right. The same guy that bitched about how people weren't willing to spend $5 on his crappy website is now accusing AVGN for being greedy.
Finally after years of bitching, moaning, nagging, whining and throwing himself on the floor crying, SilentRob has at long last found a partnership program for his useless Youtube channel. The only problem is...it's Machinima, a network not known for their flexible service. So when SilentRob becomes the latest member to get screwed over by Machinima, it won't be long before he makes a video bitching about what a rotten company Machinima is. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
He also recently is making videos about Bronies more than any other rant he's done. Althought he saud Brony Tears was his last Brony video, he kept making more Brony videos. He's made more Brony rants than Irate Gamer rants.
See Also
- AkewsticRockR - Rob's Arch-Nemesis
- Drp1zza - Rob's IRL brother (srsly!)
- XRazorfistx - Rob's buttbuddy. Seriously, he gets wet whenever razorfist is mentioned. He also changes his opinion on games to match razorfist's.
- Video Game Reviewers
- Armake21
- Alexander4488 - Son of Cockmongler and biggest AVGN ripoff. Also unfunny and a disgrace.
- Unwarranted self-importance
- Internet tough guy
- Not Gay
- Lolcow
- Ugly
- Pedophile
- Failure
- Idiot
- Criminal
- TheArchfiend Rob's other arch nemesis
Links
- LeisureSuitGaming2's Youtube Channel
- LeisureSuitGaming.com - Good luck getting in if you've not paid FIVE DOLLA!
- TheArchfiend's Youtube Channel
- bookittty182's Youtube Channel
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