Food Pyramid

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One of the oldest food pyramids ever to be found

The food pyramid

Where the real protein's @

The new Pyramid.

The food pyramids were first built by the Egyptians and even though they had 4 sides, they had six parts:

1. Fats, Oils and Sweets
2. Milk, Yogurt and Cheese
3. Meat
4. Vegetable
5. Fruit
6. Bread

The food pyramid varies in many areas of the world. In fact, Jewish food pyramids often contain far lot less pork and far more fish. This explains why they may be good with numbers, but not in the sack. In fact, recent studies have shown that more pork = more sex. Then again, a rise in pork consumption may also lead to more fat people and/or more death by H1N1 Influenza Type A This is why we need the food pyramid.

Many people feel more sexually aroused by pyramids, and often, fat people will feel more sexually aroused by food. Unattended food may lead to wild fatty infestations.

The Food Pyramid Is Jew Lies

Of course you should know that farmers made the so called food pyramid. Examples are the Canadian Food Guide and American Food Guide that are anything but a healthy pattern. Want to know why so many kids and babies are fat-asses who do nothing but eat and shit, we the society and optionally you the parent (link Soccer Mom) made them drink 5 glasses of cow milk a day. Unless you're European than it's 5 glasses goat milk (link Satan), and in the case of babies instead of tit milk either because you're a useless bitch who can't produce milk and if this was the 1800's your child wound be dead due to starvation lol; a trap, or a whore who gives your milk to your 'boyfriend' or cats. The cow milk you bought is from a cow who was bred to produce lots of milk and get big (as in fat) and had it's milk infused with DNA that causes the calf who drinks it to get bigger (as in fatter) overtime, not to mention eat more like the chicken you bought was bred to do. So the reason we have so many fat kids, babies, and adults lying around is because they were fed the DNA of animals made to get fat and eat more.

Either way, those who follow the Food Guide or Pyramid are doomed, those who buy food from stores or seeds to grow on there own without Government mutation (or GMO) are doomed due to Scientists placing poisons and more badass fat causing DNA into those for fun. And idiots who buy the lie organic (link lie and trap) are especially doomed, idiots. I lolz at you faggot, see you in Hell.

Lesson learned (link idiot): You are what you eat, and there's no changing yourself now.

But due to the Bullshit Food Guide and the lovely (link lie) Food Pyramid people are getting less of their nutrition they need, are getting more sick, are dying earlier, have a lower infant mortality rate; are becoming fatter, are less active (link lazy), are eating more (link Illuminati), are having sex more, they're more dumb especially as children, and so on.

See Also

• Pyramid of h8

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