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'''Malaysian Airline MH17''' was a commercial cargo ship carrying 100 AIDS researchers that was either shot down by retarded slavs parading Putin's military equipment or a [[conspiracy|false flag operation]] by the Ukraine government to incriminate their domestic insurgency. The plane was shot down on July 17th en route to Melbourne by a BUK surface-to-air missile in a monumental firework display that resulted in a shower of charred remains spreading a nine mile radius and a local highs-chool chemistry teacher left cleaning out fallen debris from his swimming pool.<br /><br /> | |||
Some argue that a bunch of gross Slav revels without a cause were fighting over a piece of shit hunk of dirt that should be turned into the next Chernobyl, and blew up a plane full of non-Slavs. They thought about hijacking the plane, and pulling a [[barrel roll|9/11]] but gave up on that idea, as Ukraine is nothing but a shitty gray concrete apartment complex. Others suggest that the Ukrainian Army blew up the plane on purpose, hacked the Twitter account of the rebel leader who ordered the shot, and released a fabricated phone conversation which equated to an admission of guilt. Putin believes it was an assassination attempt on himself.<br /><br /> | |||
Everyone is wrong. Pilot Parker crashed the fucking plane.<br /><br /> | |||
==Passangers== | ==Passangers== | ||
{{quote|The rain in Ukraine<br />Is mainly human(e)s<br />from the plane<br />that left a blood stain<br />And a lot of pain}} | |||
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298 people fell to their fiery deaths. Of them, 80 were [[children]]. 154 were [[Dutch]], 43 [[Malaysia|Malaysians]], 27 [[Australia|Aussies]], 12 from [[Indonesia]], 9 [[UK|Britfags]], 4 [[Germany|Krauts]], 4 from [[Belgium]], 3 [[Philippines|Pinoys]], and one lonely [[Canadian]]. 41 are still unverified. This total does not include Pilot Parker, hailing from [[Ultimate Warrior|Parts Unknown]].<br /><br /> | 298 people fell to their fiery deaths. Of them, 80 were [[children]]. 154 were [[Dutch]], 43 [[Malaysia|Malaysians]], 27 [[Australia|Aussies]], 12 from [[Indonesia]], 9 [[UK|Britfags]], 4 [[Germany|Krauts]], 4 from [[Belgium]], 3 [[Philippines|Pinoys]], and one lonely [[Canadian]]. 41 are still unverified. This total does not include Pilot Parker, hailing from [[Ultimate Warrior|Parts Unknown]].<br /><br /> | ||
Revision as of 21:17, 18 July 2014
Malaysian Airline MH17 was a commercial cargo ship carrying 100 AIDS researchers that was either shot down by retarded slavs parading Putin's military equipment or a false flag operation by the Ukraine government to incriminate their domestic insurgency. The plane was shot down on July 17th en route to Melbourne by a BUK surface-to-air missile in a monumental firework display that resulted in a shower of charred remains spreading a nine mile radius and a local highs-chool chemistry teacher left cleaning out fallen debris from his swimming pool.
Some argue that a bunch of gross Slav revels without a cause were fighting over a piece of shit hunk of dirt that should be turned into the next Chernobyl, and blew up a plane full of non-Slavs. They thought about hijacking the plane, and pulling a 9/11 but gave up on that idea, as Ukraine is nothing but a shitty gray concrete apartment complex. Others suggest that the Ukrainian Army blew up the plane on purpose, hacked the Twitter account of the rebel leader who ordered the shot, and released a fabricated phone conversation which equated to an admission of guilt. Putin believes it was an assassination attempt on himself.
Everyone is wrong. Pilot Parker crashed the fucking plane.
Passangers
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298 people fell to their fiery deaths. Of them, 80 were children. 154 were Dutch, 43 Malaysians, 27 Aussies, 12 from Indonesia, 9 Britfags, 4 Krauts, 4 from Belgium, 3 Pinoys, and one lonely Canadian. 41 are still unverified. This total does not include Pilot Parker, hailing from Parts Unknown.
AIDS Researchers
Approximately 100 of the world's top AIDS/HIV researchers were on board the flight, heading to a conference in Melbourne. This marks a crippling blow for both homos and Afrikaans, as they realize that their only hope for survival relied on people who travel to Australia. Devout members of the Westboro Baptist Church are pleased and are expected to make a statement about how they were right all along.
Lightning Strikes Twice
An Australian family who had lost two of their loved ones on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 hit the jackpot again and lost another one on MH17. Surviving members are expected to win the lottery in the coming weeks, only to die in a future Malaysian Airlines flight. By lottery, we mean lawsuit, and by future Malaysian Airlines flight, we mean a plane will strike their home.
Gallery
Wreckage
Gore
Misc
Videos
Homecam
Captain Janks prank call MSNBC
See Also
External Links
- News story
- Another news story
- Nutcase conspiracy theorist
- Timeline of events leading to the crash
- SBU Intercepted phone call
- aids conference website talking about their 100 loss.
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