KIDS Act

The KIDS Act ( They call it the "Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act", though its more of the Killing the Internet and Digital Suffering Act or KOSA Lite) was passed by Congress on June 29, 2026 with 267-117 votes and you should be praying that it gets voted down in the Senate.

The KIDS Act hides behind the quiet Propaganda and sacred cows that its goal is a federal bill to protect Children and regulate how tech companies treat minors online with digital safety proposals to enforce platform safeguards, restrict targeted advertising to youth, regulate AI chatbots, and mandate age-verification for sexually explicit websites but it is another subtle bill like the Patriot Act that is designed to quitly take away more of our Constitutional Rights.

First and formost, what you should be afraid of is that if this bill is passed by the Senate and signed into law by our Great God Emperor Donald Trump because of pressure from Old people who can't stand to see the word Nigger being used on the Internets, the KIDS Act could lead to the unconstitutional censorship of constitutionally protected speech, limiting minors' access to vital resources much like how you always get a PC response from Google's AI when you try to search for a negative belief on a political issue.

Go right now and search Gaygle for arguments arguing that the Holocaust is a lie and never happened or that it is a Jewish conspiracy to wrestle Money away from European countries like Germany and Austria to support Israel behind the curtain that these pay-outs are meant to return Art and moneies to Jewish families that were "Allegedly" stolen from them during the great Jewish Holocaust Lie to support Israel. You will get a Google AI response that will politely tell you that you are an Anti-Semite and will lead you to Jewish approved websites that say that the Holocaust did happen and the Jews do deserve these paybacks while being put on a list by the National Security Agency because you might possibly be a Jew Hater and planning to spray paint the doors of a Jewish Temple with Swastikas.

If the KIDS Act is passed into Law, you can expect to see more of this PC Bullshit being played out on the Internets except that you will have the Internet Police wearing their standard issue military boots kicking in your door because you used the word Spic or Wet Back when describing a Beaner.

So What Is KIDS Act

KIDS Act, or KOSA Lite is a great compromise between The Government, tech giants like Elon Musk and angry Mothers that can't stand to see the word Nigger being used on a website despite their using it Over 9000 times a day or get Angry when their chubby little princess, 12-years-old and weighing 250 pounds, gets called a Fat Ass on X and wants to sue someone.

One of the most important things that you should be aware of is that despite the KIDS Act saying that it Does't require age verification, because everyone knows how they were saying they were 18 when they got ahold of their Dad's credit card because they believed the Mythical advertisements saying that Emma Watson, from Harry Potter, did an underground video of her taking it in the pooper and had to see it, websites are expected to always know a user's age regardless. If a user, God forbid, lies about their age, the website's logarithm guesses wrong or the website's photoscan guessed the wrong age because Mommy's little darling put on a fake mustache and beard - it is still the website's responability to have known the user's Age.

To avoid Government actions against them and an Internet lawsuit getting placed against them because someone Photoshopped a Dick in a Girl's mouth and made her have a Psychological break, websites will most likely be asking for more tangible evidence such as a Driver's License or a Passport to be allowed to use their site.

So, thanks to Your Mom being a big fat Bitch, if the KIDS Act gets passed by the Senate and signed into law by our Great God Emperor, your 12-year-old ass won't be able to just say that you're 18 and be able to access this site. You'll have to steal your dad's driver license number and plug it into a third-party website to be able to enter into this great experiment of the First Ammendment.

For Legal reasons and if this prepackaged Retardation on paper should ever get passed into Law, we're going to say that we're just predicting a possible scenario that a Kid with an IQ over 60 might use to bypass the system.