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Latest revision as of 13:11, 5 December 2025
Jackson Mwanza
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| Nationality: | Tsambian 
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| Highscore | 2 kills, 3 wounded |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Jackson Mwanza, was a zambian police constable who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.
Shooting
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged cucking on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay in the college where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student (Andrew Zimba) in the leg and thigh. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, an heroed by a shot in the stomach, dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the failed Uneko. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.
Misc
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What everyone saw that day
RANT
| Kill count: | 2/20 Fail |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Fucking failed |
| Style: | 10/20 School shooting by a policeman |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled. |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
James Seevakumaran
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| James Oliver Seevakumaran | |
| Nationality: | Ameriazn 
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| Highscore | None |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Carry out a University massacre |
James Oliver Seevakumaran, was some 30-year-old student at the Central University of Florida who on March 18, 2013, tried to carry out a massacre at his University. He pulled out the University's fire alarm, just to thwart his attack by himself. During the preparation, police broke into his room and James shit off his pants before he an hero via Pistol Brainwash.
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GAME OVER
Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 Fuck! |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Prepared late, An hero soon |
| Style: | 2/20 Lame ass preparation |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Actually, who cares? |
| Bonus: | 5/20 An hero bonus |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Jason Burr
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| Jason James Burr | |
| Nationality: | Dumbfuckistani
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| Highscore | None |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Jason James Burr, was a 34-year-old man who on May 16, 2014, went nuts inside a hospital in Cache Valley, Utah, in America, before he was shot and arrested by he police.
The failure
On that friday May 16, 2014, Jason, who was tired as fuck from job and after hearing moaning inside his home, opened quickly the door, and saw his wife, cowgirling some random woman, to do a amateur lesbian porn video. Jason, noticed he was cucked by his wife and begins kicking some upholstery in his home and then, he angrily tooks two pistols and instead of scoring his wife and her lesbian lover, he drove to the Cache Valley hospital and asked some ER attendants that he had to visit a medic. After being declined, pissed off, shouted, "I'm going to kill you" and began shooting at random things, hitting nobody before police, who wasn't smart enough to taser him, shot him in the chest and severely wounded Jason. Jason was later arrested after he recovered.
Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Loser |
| Style: | 1/20 Even the Couch cuck was a better cuck than you. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Who cares? |
| Bonus: | -12/20 Even bonus hates you, retard |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Javier Romero
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| Javier Ignacio Romero | |
| Nationality: | Argentinaan 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Bullying |
On August 4th, 2000, a fat loser and student named Javier Ignacio Romero
, 19, fed up with being nicknamed "Pantriste" by his classmates, who teased him with this, waited for the class to end, pulled a .22 caliber revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. He also shot a kiosk, but no one was wounded. Javier was V& after the attack. Javier was declared not responsible for the crime and was finally admitted to a psychiatric hospital.
Background
Javier Ignacio Romero was the youngest of four siblings born to Bernardino Romero and Luisa Gómez. His father died in July 1983 of liver disease, when Romero was just two years old. A student at secondary school, he was frequently bullied, and his classmates often called him "Pantriste" (literally, "sad bread"), a reference to the main character of the 2000 Argentine animated film "Corazón, las alegrías de Pantriste," released the previous summer.
Shooting
On August 4, 2000, after school, Romero was leaving school when a student shouted "Hey, Pantriste!" from outside. Romero then pulled a short-barreled Bagual revolver (which reportedly legally belonged to his mother for self-defense) from his backpack, held it with both hands, and opened fire three times at the school entrance. The first bullet missed completely, the second grazed the ear of 18-year-old Gabriel Alfredo Ferrari, and the third struck 16-year-old Mauricio Ariel Salvador in the skull. Both victims had attended the same class as Romero. During the shooting, he allegedly shouted "Now you'll respect me! I'm going to FUCK YOU!"
Romero fled the scene and ran back to his older sister's apartment, where he stayed during the week due to its proximity to the school. He had lunch with her before going to bed. Five hours later, his mother showed up with a police squad and arrested him.
The injured were admitted to Fiorito Hospital, where Salvador died three days later. Ferrari was discharged that same day.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 Bruh |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 50/50 accuracy |
| Style: | 4/20 Generic |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 Overshadowed by Rafael Solich |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Nah |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
John R. Lyons
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| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | 3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by police |
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, Illinois who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by (allegedly) attempting to assassinate Nick Fuentes. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag 2 dog kills and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.
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Murder spree
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a civil dispute with Caleb for an undisclosed reason. John was also once roommates with Caleb, however their relationship later became bitter and they often fought with one another. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his wanted level. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial far-right commentator, Nick Fuentes', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown dildos for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous hellhounds. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving bullet hell in return.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half. |
| Style: | 2/20 Generic / No thrills. |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 High profile target. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gameplay recording
Jonathan Bragundi
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| Jonathan Bragundi | |
| Nationality | UruGAYuan 
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| Origins | Dago 
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| Born | c. 1994 (aged 30-31) |
| Highscore | 3 Killed |
| Style | FPS, Singleplayer |
| An hero? | No |
Jonathan Michel Bragundi González aka "Guti" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao, who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.
Who's Guti?
Jonathan Michel Bragundi González, AKA: Guti, was born maybe on 1994, and lived his life of retard in Rocha, a city near the sea in Uruguay. He's part spanish, since his grandpa Julio Cesar Bragundi, is from La Coruña, a city in Goatfuckicia, in Spain. Guti and his brother, were sadly gave to adoption to an association named "INAU", because the mother of both, was poor and a woman by the name of Julia Espel, adopted them in 2006. Guti worked at a bakery since 16, and he was serious and obedient according to some peers. He even tried to play soccer for the Rocha FC, but he sucked at it (despite being born in a country where everyone there is a superstar at soccer).
Gallery
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| Kill count: | 3/20 3 Killed |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Left no one behind. |
| Style: | 20/20 Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Apart from Youaregay, nobody in the world cared about this. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly! |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Victims
The epically pwnend were:
- Juan Manuel Escobar
- Alex Guillenea
- Alan Rodríguez
Dragundi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the South American server and outdo Campo Elias Delgado, but sadly that didn't happen.
External links
Jori Juhani Lasonen
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| Jori Juhani Lasonen | |
| Nationality: | Finnish 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 0 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Killed every target |
| Style: | 5/20 Schizo mall shooter |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 13/20 Women-only |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
José Marimon Carles
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| José Marimon Carles | |
| Nationality: | Dago
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| Highscore | 10 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Killed by police) |
Jose Marimon Carles, was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the police
Fondo y Matanza
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928, begins his massacre killing some kids who cared him after he lured them to a haystack in a cabin. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors, while shooting them, managing to wound 2 people by gunshots. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was taking a nap after a long Hide and Seek play.
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Puntuación Calificada
| Kill count: | 10/20 Dago Champion |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 2 faggots escaped |
| Style: | 20/20 One of the first worldwide incels and siesta lovers of Spain |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 1928 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Still being the champion of Spain for 97 years |
Wanted Level:
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Joseph Couch
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| Joseph Couch | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 8 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by Colt Gray, a new challenger appeared in Kentucky, and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his Colt AR-15 which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun Robert Bowers used to kill those kikes in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing Fortnite.
The Man
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.
Attempt
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and killing no one.
Great Escape
He escaped into the woods like Robert Card.
Minecraft Manhunt
He was, of course, wanted by the feds, but after many rednecks trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became an hero and was found by an elderly couple who talked about how finding him was like finding a golden egg. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 8 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire |
| Style: | 10/20 Wasn't found for 11 days |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
External Links
Josiah Lyons
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| Josiah Lyons | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even Sky Bouche's identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, Illinois got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.
This kid did worse than AlGore by over 9000%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an Anders.
On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.
Punishment
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.
Fun Fact
Because of how lame this school shooting was, it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page. Oh boy!
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 1 injured |
| Style: | 0/20 Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 No attention for 7 years |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Got his TOW coverage revoked |
Wanted Level:
Karen
See Also
- Colt Gray - Better 14-year-old school shooter.
- Steven Kazmierczak - Best Illinois school shooter.
Juan Medina Gordillo
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| Juan Medina Gordillo | |
| Nationality: | Dago
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| Highscore | 6 kills |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Anger over a report |
Juan Medina Gordillo, was a spaniard creep who commited a double mass shooting in San Millan de Lara and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he committed suicide by a shot in the chest.
La Masacre
27th November, 1996. Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened María del Carmen Delgado Juez with a toy gun and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a hunting rifle (actually a double barreled shotgun, you fucking wikitards) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his banhammer. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural Redneck town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and BTFO the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to an hero by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 Pwned |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Had better aim than the Izquierdos |
| Style: | 20/20 Pissing off about a report and then ban his family |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 It went down in the annals of Burgos history |
| Bonus: | 12/20 I dunno man |
Wanted Level:
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Justin Adar Polat
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| Nationality: | Turkroach Baguette  
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No (tried) |
| Motive | Being rejected, Misogyny, Islamophobia |
On day April 24th, 2025, 15-year-old Justin Adar Polat, a frenchcel student with Turkroach ancestry went into a stabbing spree, killing his crush for rejecting him and wounding 3 other classmates before he was V&.
Le Attack
Same date, April 24th of 2025. Justin, who was wearing all black, a balaclava and a helmet, entered his school, the " Our Lady of All Helps High School" in Nantes, France, armed with a folding knife and a hunting knife and a fake gun. It was also reported that Justin was wearing steel-toe boots, sunglasses and headphones. Justin, in the 2nd floor, spots his hot baddie crush, Lorène who rejected Justin for being a creep and an islamophobic nazi. Lorène, after she saw Justin dressed like an attention clown, shouted like the teenaged girl she was. Lorène then, was raped by Justin's knife, 57 times and died at the spot. Justin, in the 1st floor, begins a small stabbing spree, wounding 3 other students, 2 who were severely wounded, one of them almost lethal before he fled. Justin, after the evacuations and the cops entering the school building, stabbed himself in the forehead and hand, only wounding himself with minor injuries. He asked to be shot down by an officer, like Kip, but Justin finally was arrested after his poor high score attempt, leaving a cunt knifed down and 3 others in pain at the hospital, except him, because his self-inflicted knife injuries to the forehead and hand didn't work to become an hero.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Regular stabbing spree aiming |
| Style: | 6/20 Frenchcel and Islamophobic who ends game so fast |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Caused butthurt in France, overshadowed by other incidents |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Killing crush for rejecting you. Take them, kid |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop