Peppa Pig

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Peppa Pig is a painfully retarded British childrens' television program that revolves around Peppa, an anthropomorphic female pig who loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles, and her family and friends. The average episode that can be easily be found on Jewtube has over 7,000,000 views.

The show

Peppa Pig was created when three friends: Neville Astley, Mark Baker, and Phil Davies got too drunk and thought of making a cartoon for children that's about a female pig. They named the pig “Peppa”, apparently because she is “peppery” like a chilli pepper. They decided that Peppa’s father, Daddy Pig, should look like a total idiot so that everyone could laugh at him – so they made him really fat and gave him a neckbeard. Peppa is meant to look sexy, so they gave her a red dress.

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Characters

• Peppa Pig : The main character, with an unusual fetish for muddy puddle porn. She is also cousin with Mohammed, but they are always arguing.
• George: Peppa’s retarded little brother, who cannot speak very much and says gibberish instead of words. Mummy and Daddy Pig are probably neglecting George by not taking him to a speech therapist. George’s favorite toy is a Fleshlight, which George calls “Mr. Fleshlight”. George’s catchphrase is “FLESHLIGHT. RAWRRR!”
• Daddy Pig: A fat fuck with a neckbeard who is the father of Peppa and George and molests Peppa in her sleep.
• Mummy Pig: Peppa and George’s mother, who has sex with George quite a lot. She is an attention whore and she got bored of having sex in bed, so Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig went out onto the garden, completely naked, and fucked each other in a muddy puddle, where everyone could see them.
• Granny and Grandpa Pig: Peppa's grandparents, who are obsessed with boats.

Gallery

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Muddy puddle porn

Have you ever wondered what kind of porn Peppa and George watch? Well you'll soon find out...

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Merchandise

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  The Peppa Pig Fleshlight!

Peppa Pig has spawned shitloads of merchandise, from sex toys to condoms. The most popular of these is a Fleshlight.

The Scottish Peppa Pig

A series of Peppa Pig episodes featuring Peppa's Scottish cousin.

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Summary

In conclusion, Peppa Pig is a pretty cool show. Although it is retarded at times, it can be quite interesting, and let's face it - it's better than Miley Cyrus.

See also

• Autism
• Britain
• China - Peppa Pig is apparently one of the most popular shows over there. Even adults like it.
• Dora the Explorer
• LazyTown
• Nickelodeon - Currently has the US Broadcast rights to the show. Ironically enough, Cartoon Network originally owned the rights to the show.
• PAW Patrol - Another "popular" show that spawned a shitton of merchandise.
• Pig
• Retardation
• Who's Peiqi - A promotion video of a Chinese Peppa movie.
• YouTube

External links

• Peppa Pig is an Alien chestburster.
• Peppa Pig is not welcome in South America.
• The Happy Mrs. Chicken game.

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