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Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harry-potter/11757009/J-K-Rowling-hedge-trimming-causes-traffic-chaos-for-neighbours.html] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to [[Brexit]] voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack. | Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harry-potter/11757009/J-K-Rowling-hedge-trimming-causes-traffic-chaos-for-neighbours.html] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to [[Brexit]] voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack. | ||
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Revision as of 21:31, 2 April 2017
Joanne Rowling or more accurately Robert Galbraith, is the bitch who wrote the Harry Potter books, and nothing else of value. Another single mother whore, mad that her man abandoned her, JK has served as a leftist twat and puppet of the ZOG, who went full retard in recent years, becoming one of the most powerful agents for the SJW agenda, and a traitor to western civilization.
Early Life & Background
Twitter Wars
JK is a heavy Twatter addict, wasting thousands of hours of her life on the shitty social media site. Like most in the leftist cult, she slowly got radicalized over time, and became a full-blown SJW cunt in recent years. First, it was back in 2007 when she hinted at Dumbledore (a main character of the Harry Potter series) being homosexual, despite little-to-no evidence of this existing in her own books. Her cancerous and illogical social justice activism and snarkiness on twatter naturally attracted trolls towards her, many from Daily Stormer and /pol/, who stirred up some drama with the saggy old witch:
Attack on the Alt-right
During the great meme wars of the mid-2010s, J.K. replied to a user named "Frogulus Pepe" and questioned his sexuality. Much like many liberal women, she used this infantile tactic of questioning the virility or size of a male opponent's dick instead of using wit and satire to conjure an original insult. This dried up old whore doesn't know the first rules of the internet fight club: never feed the trolls. The twitter feud attracted thousands of other trolls who challenged JK's safe space.
War On Pewdiepie
Pewdiepie is some Swedish faggot who made shitty videos that pandered to 12 year olds and went on to become the top youtuber of all time, with over 50,000,000 subscribers in recent years. He slowly got redpilled and started to make Nazi jokes in his videos, which triggered the fuck out of Jews and old media. Unsurprisingly, J.K. attacked him too.
Rapefugee Activism
JK is a feminazi SJW so it comes as no surprise that she fully supports 'diversity', aka the genocide of europeans via the replacement of the populace with third world savage shitskins. She calls for mass immigration, yet goes silent when people challenge her to host the rapefugees in some of her many mansions. Yet another twatter war was waged between her and her followers against the evil nazi death eaters. The evil nazi facist bigot, Mike Cernovich offered to buy 100 rapefugees tickets to live in her mansions for a period of a year, but obviously that crazy bitch, like every liberal, swept any criticism or facts that dont go with their marxist communist agenda, under the rug. Mike made a poll to probe users for their opinion on his idea, with over 90% of the 35,000+ people approving of his idea. The bitch has yet to have responded to the idea.
Douchebaggetry
Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [1] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to Brexit voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack.
Videos
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Gallery
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JK Rowling's vagina
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Another close-up
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JK Rowling explains the sexuality of underage children in the Harry Potter world
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Her next book
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"I think its important to arrest or fine people for wrongthink.
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You know, JK, you preach in support of the rapefugees. Maybe you could help them out by letting them live in one of your many residencies?
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Herminoe is a black woman now.
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How to use a magic wand
See Also
- Harry Potter
- Liberalism
- SJW
- 16 year old girls - the only ones who still care about her overrated writing
External Links
- jk_rowling - twatter
- Official Site
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