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Revision as of 13:42, 23 April 2018
BREAKING NEWS!! Markus was fined his weight in pounds |
Donate to Markus's Patreon HERE |
In April 2016, a Scottish balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Shall I gas the Jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.
The evidence
—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn |
Reactions to Nazi pug
—Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an |
And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed 6m Jews 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:
The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:
—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real thugs are |
Follow-up
Markus has released videos where he explains some of the effects of this hilarious joke:
- There is a trial set for this shit sometime in
20172018 - A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested for flipping off our hero, and for calling him a "Nazi bastard"
- Our hero was fired from his job, and remains unemployable after being called a yob by the reputable Jewish press
- Update 1
- Update 2 (trial held over until November 2017)
It wasn't all bad though. Markus has the support of many many broke ass YouTubers and EDiots, many of whom will donate their precious welfare dollars to this worthy cause.
As expected, Meechan was found guilty on March 20, 2018, thereby making England safe again. Sentencing is scheduled on April 23rd, 2018, and the actual dog-Nazi will not be tried nor sentenced, but instead will receive cuddles and loves from Marcus's girlfriend while Marcus receives cuddles and loves in prison.
Dankula and ED
When Zaiger got sued and tried to pawn his legal fees off on the ED userbase, Dankula was one of the few people to come to the aid of the glorious ED reich and make a video telling people they should donate to us. After Zaiger was kicked out, he deleted that video and made a new one explaining to everyone why Zaiger is a faggot.
Dankula himself
A challenger appears
American guy is inspired by Nazi pug to train up his Nazi dog, and wisely stays anonymous.
See also
- Censorship
- Cops - dumb pigs everywhere in the world.
- Dogs
- Jewcat - mortal enemy
- Kitler - Cats cosplaying as Hitler.
- Liberalism - responsible for curtailing free speech.
- Nazis
- Oven-dodgers
- Scotland
- Sparkling wiggles
- United Kingdom - infiltrated to the core by cultural marxism.
External links
- "Nazi pug" owner arrested
- A family movie about a cute doggy being taught to attack black people and possibly Jews
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