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*[[Butthurt|Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!]] | *[[Butthurt|Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!]] | ||
*[[Butthurt|Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.]] | *[[Butthurt|Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.]] | ||
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Revision as of 09:07, 9 April 2018
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That's easy. You get the Bad Webcomics Wiki.
Why it sucks
The Bad Webcomics Wiki is what happens when EDiots with critic pretensions try to roast crappy webcomics.
Given most webcomics tend to suck harder than Zaiger's girlfriend did a black cock, you'd think this would hard to fuck up, but somehow the BWW found a way to do just that.
While a lot of the crap they review is filled with Furfaggotry, regular faggotry, sick fuckery, or other topics that really do deserve to be shit on, these tryhards will take even the most boring comics ever put on the tubes and still try to play them up as more offensive than a Fifty Hitler Post.
They also try to badly rip off this very website by mocking people who complain about their reviews by putting copies of their reviews up for digital pillory and then try way too hard to encourage more rage and tears by being the biggest assholes they can be just for a little lulz.
At the same time, they want to be taken seriously, basically trying to be both fact based and lulzy, and in the process the back alley abortion that results is just a bunch of pretentious fuckwits doing a shitty job at being funny.
How to write for Bad Webcomics Wiki
- Take any webcomic off of the net
- Go for the lowest lowbrow traits to nitpick off of
- Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
- Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
- ????
- Profit.
For good or decent webcomics that don't fit your tastes
- Find subjective flaws to nitpick
- Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
- Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
- ????
- Profit.
Important tips to remember if you want to be a writer for the Bad Webcomics Wiki
- Remember, we hire actual Neo nazis! That'll show those bad webcomics writers who's boss! We'll even get him to promote how anime based webcomics isn't all bad for publicity!
- Remember, all writers and artists who draw in anime style are retard weeaboos and we need to emphasize that. It's not like if you don't like anime you can be an insufferable mouthy lowbrow low hanging branch aiming faggot who comes from a White man's country cultural background, and even when we do, we are the exception!
- Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!
- Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.
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