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*[[Butthurt|Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!]]
*[[Butthurt|Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!]]
*[[Butthurt|Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.]]
*[[Butthurt|Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.]]
==Dickmeasuring contest with ED==
The Bad Webcomics Wiki is like the bully at your school who is purposefully raised to pick on specific people, and by some point, no one's going to help them when they get some free buckshot mouthwash by one of their victims. ED is more like the gang of anonymous hoodlums who target anyone for anything, and depending on how their victims react, it's all back on them.
Most importantly, ED isn't some retarded "reviewing" wiki with an agenda and a bunch of cowards "trying to change something". Anything goes, and depending on how it's written, it flies like a free country's air space into the World Trade Centers all over again. And even if most of the userbase doesn't like it, that writer can say "EAT A DICK" and go along their merry way. ED is MEANT for spite of anyone and anything. At least we're honest in that we don't give a fuck who we offend and how we do it. Whatever chaos comes after, that's your fucking dealio, asshole.
Furthermore, when we had the laydown on [[Bleedman]] and all of the other shitheap webcomics, that's when you know it was bad. As much as ED hides behind monikers and anonymous posters, we didn't just do it first, we're the authority on lolcows and all sorts of fucktard fuckery. Bad Webcomics Wiki is about as credible as some basement dwelling manhood insecure gamer's offhand video game dedicated website to the video game industry who flails at imaginary foes born out of their own jenkem from being in their lairs for too long.


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Revision as of 09:07, 9 April 2018

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Hey everyone! What happens when you get a website full of jealous, scaredy wimpass, and jade blooded losers who can't draw or write worth shit, and/or are too scared to tiptoe into the waters of exposure, and pent up all of their rage, frustration, anger, and society fermented bitterness over taking it up the ass, that even gets us at ED to go "wow man, you fuckin' lulcows at this point" ?

That's easy. You get the Bad Webcomics Wiki.

Why it sucks

The Bad Webcomics Wiki is what happens when EDiots with critic pretensions try to roast crappy webcomics.

Given most webcomics tend to suck harder than Zaiger's girlfriend did a black cock, you'd think this would hard to fuck up, but somehow the BWW found a way to do just that.

While a lot of the crap they review is filled with Furfaggotry, regular faggotry, sick fuckery, or other topics that really do deserve to be shit on, these tryhards will take even the most boring comics ever put on the tubes and still try to play them up as more offensive than a Fifty Hitler Post.

They also try to badly rip off this very website by mocking people who complain about their reviews by putting copies of their reviews up for digital pillory and then try way too hard to encourage more rage and tears by being the biggest assholes they can be just for a little lulz.

At the same time, they want to be taken seriously, basically trying to be both fact based and lulzy, and in the process the back alley abortion that results is just a bunch of pretentious fuckwits doing a shitty job at being funny.

How to write for Bad Webcomics Wiki

  1. Take any webcomic off of the net
  2. Go for the lowest lowbrow traits to nitpick off of
  3. Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
  4. Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
  5. ????
  6. Profit.

For good or decent webcomics that don't fit your tastes

  1. Find subjective flaws to nitpick
  2. Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
  3. Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
  4. ????
  5. Profit.

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