CrusaderCat

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Crusadercat posing in his fursuit. He fucking loves bowl-cuts so much, even his fursona has one.

Crusadercat is a dirty Christian, catmongling, fursuiting furfag with a "paw" fetish who was banned from FurAffinity for threatening to sue one of the administrators for "discriminating against Christians" when he wouldn't delete all anti-Christian art. Like all furries when they get jerked away from their main source of furry porn, they flip the fuck out and go on a mission to show that FA IS BAD BAWWWWW and create Jewtube videos and make an account on DeviantArt. One might call it... a crusade.

His art (if you can really call it that) is almost entirely pro-Christian, with several anti-atheist pieces, so it's no surprise that all of his e-rage comes from anti-Christian art and atheists simply existing. Like most furries, he claims he has problems with relationships because he has "mild" Asperger's syndrome, instead of because he's a social outcast furry that drowns everyone around him with Christianity and fucking cats. He also cannot figure out the difference between "site" and "sight", as he switches them around literally every fucking time he types the word "site".

FurAffinity Bannation

Crusadercat tries to fight his ban on the forums, gets told to contact an attorney. GO ADMINS!

Crusadercat and his FLAWLESS FURRY LOGIC

Crusadercat's murrsona

On September 11, 2009, Crusadercat decided that over thirty people on FurAffinity were harassing him by making furry porn depicting his character (he claims that he holds the copyright to all brown cats with blond hair in art) and "bashing Christians", which is basically anything that he finds even slightly offensive. So he does what every furry does when they get pissed off about art or what someone says: cry out about copyright infringement, completely disregard any free speech laws in his country and demand that anything that offends him gets removed from the site immediately because NOBODY should be allowed to make fun of Christians and if he doesn't get his way, he'll get on the phone with his lawyer... to sue a private website that the government has zero control over and isn't breaking any IRL laws.

This is made ten times funnier because he claims that "hate speech" should not be allowed, but has several anti-atheist pieces in his own gallery. Double standards are fun, kids! When confronted about this, he claims that since people posted anti-christian "hate speech", it's perfectly okay for him to post anti-atheist "hate speech", because he can get away with it. How very Christian of him!

The admin, Xaerun or tsawolf, that answered his report (he claims both answered) says "no, there is nothing wrong with the art that is posted". Crusadercat immediately flips his shit and accuses the administrator of "discriminating against Christians" and, of course, threatened to sue the administrator for, in his own words, "not doing his job", which last time normal people checked, isn't against the law when that "job" is policing a furry smut archive that the person doesn't get paid to do.

On the same day, after making a total ass of himself on the forums, he got banned from FurAffinity for threatening a lawsuit.

How to handle drama

Every (furry) Christfag's wet dream

Instead of just backing down and admitting he was wrong, on September 13, he instead decides to make a Jewtube video about it, claiming that he has "EXPOSED FURAFFINITY" and that "Furaffinity discriminates against Christians!!!" simply because they refused to delete anything that could be even slightly offensive towards Christians.

Like a fucking idiot just ASKING to get trolled, he also decided to do what all FurAffinity outcasts do: open up a deviantArt in protest. Not only that, but he did our job for us - he screen capped and uploaded all of his own drama. The screen shots are still on his deviantArt, but in preparation of their BAWWWWWLETION, they were saved. Note he uses Safari, enough said.

Screencaps! About missing Pics

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  Crusadercat attempts to appeal on the FA forum. It fails.
• Part 2.
  Part 2.
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  He reposts it on his journal because he thinks people want to listen to him whine.
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  Part 2 again.
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  What his BAWWWWW-fest got him.
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  One of many arguments that he hid on his dA.
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  The continuation of the argument from the previous image - CC was so pwnt that he had to try to continue the argument with Spleef privately. But pwning is the same done whether in public or private by Spleef.
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  Man the fuck up, Crusadercat.
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  More spectacular fail arguments from everyone's favorite zoophile fur/Christfag. Spleef is not impressed.
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  There are some activities that should simply not be done.
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  The very definition of the word "arrogant" Because of this fact, the wikifur page admits he even has ass burgers syndrome. (No liez)
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  Of course he'd get comments on a certain behavior of his.
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  even Bruce Willis realizes the sheer faggotry of his actions.
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  Crusadercat thinks killing fags is awwrighttt.
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  A fellow Christian tries to talk some sense into CC.
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  This is DEFAMATION I WILL SUE, BUT JUST AFTER I LEARN BLANKING A REVERTABLE WIKI PAGE DOESN'T WORK!111
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  BAWWWWW
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  Crusader announcing his pre-meditated attack on the fandom
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  You're jealous since he mongled his cats before you.
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  And you're jealous of his retard girlfriend, proven to think that cat fucking is a-ok! Broke up with him due to finding out that he is a cat-fucker.

Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

December 30th, 2009, CrusaderCat uploads a new version of his video "exposing FA" where he astonishingly continues to flaunt his ignorance about the law as well as cry a river of butthurt.

“	The owner of Fur Affinity threatened to murder me.	„

Sometime in April 2010, CrusaderCat made up the B& Furs Liberation Front, which is a group where all banned furries go, apparently. Under the impression it was funny, he only went and made another video about it.

On his JewTube page, he went on saying nonsense such as "My other "Fur Affinity Exposed" video has been restored! Dragoneer is going DOWN!!! ".

CATMONGLER

Back in June 2009, he came out of the closet as a cat fucker, putting up a large and long-winded video on Youtube, admitting to having sex with his cat. How one manages to put a penis in a cat in any way that achieves sexual pleasure is still unknown.

As if he wasn't stupid enough for trying to "EXPOSE FA", he left the video about him fucking his own cat on YouTube. He deleted it, but some forward-thinking EDitor got a hold of the video and mirrored it.

The video starts out with a verbal warning that it contains explicit content, because he thinks anyone gives a shit that he will make references to porno on YouTube. He then explains that it is a story about someone, and goes on about how this "someone" in the story rapes his cat while it would claw at his dick.

Come back to bed, Garfield.

Proof that a Bowlcut makes you look stupid. No exceptions

The other Crusadercat

“	At age 16, he got two kittens for his birthday. And human... um... sexuality wasn't enough for him. It wouldn't satisfy him. He just thought about it so much. When his cats would lie on top of him - the body, it would arouse him when he was pawing off, so he would start kissing them... and then eventually he just decided that he would commit bestiality. It wasn't easy because they would claw... they weren't declawed yet.	„
—Crusadercat, giving detail into how he rapes kittens.

“	He would commit bestiality in several ways. Including, um, dry-humping, hand jobs and attempted oral sex. He tried various positions. Uh, except for intercourse, because the cats were too small. He was so out of control he wanted to have himself castrated or sterilized to stop the abuse of his poor cats.	„
—Crusadercat, explaining that he wanted his balls cut off.

At 8:30 into the video, he drops a bombshell: That person? IT'S HIM! BIG FUCKING SURPRISE.

“	Now... this person, I have a bit of a confession to make here. This christian is me. I am the one who is struggling with "furotica" and bestiality.	„
—Crusadercat, admitting that it is him who rapes his cats.

One must wonder if Crusadercat realizes that blaming furries for making you into a catfucker makes you look Chris-chan stupid when you post a video admitting you were into bestiality before you even heard of the furry fandom.

A Fellow Christian Tries to Rationalize

Thou Shalt Not Yiff: PDF Bible

Not content with preaching his message of cat mongling and retribution to the tubes, Crusader cat even wrote a little PDF bible of it, (which in no way could be called 'the good book', his spelling is awful).

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THOU SHALT NOT YIFF
Crusader Cat’s testimony
WARNING!!! THIS DOCUMENT CONTAINS EXPLICIT TEXT!!! 
READER DISCRETION ADVISED!!!

INTRODUCTION
  I am Crusader Cat. Crusader Cat is my fursona, for those who don’t know what 
that is, a fursona is a furry alter ego, a “furry persona”. I am a member of furry fandom, 
which is a fandom based on the admiration of anthropomorphic animals. This fandom is 
a large source of enjoyment for someone like me. Unfortunately, is has a dark side, 
which I would like to share with you now.
PRE-PUBESCENCE: BIRTH OF MY FOOT FETISH
  This nightmare of my sexuality started even before I knew what sex was. When I 
was a young child, I’m not sure how young, I had a strange attraction to feet which 
continues to this day. When I was about 8 years old I played footsie with a girl, it gave 
me much arousal. My foot fetish (podophilia) caused no damage in my youth, because I 
was not even sexually mature. Unfortunately, this paraphilia was in a stage of 
dormancy, it was waiting until my body could catch up.
TEENAGE YEARS: MASTURBATION, AND PORNOGRAPHY
  My sexual life was kicked off at the age of 14. The event that started this was 
very unsettling. I was asleep and I had my first sexual dream, (it wasn’t a wet dream 
because I woke up before it ended). In this dream I was in a van with several other 
people, all barefoot. They were all trying to forcefully play footsie with me while I was 
trying to hide my feet. Then a girl came into the open sliding door of the van, put her 
foot against mine, than pulled me out of the van and began raping me right on the 
sidewalk! I woke up shocked from this nightmare. It was horrible, but my lust had won 
a victory that day, it had started the first of many attacks on my life. In an effort to 
satisfy my lust, I would go to my newly acquired computer and look for pictures of girls 
feet. Because feet are not sexual organs, I thought looking at them on the internet was 
harmless. I quickly found out I was wrong when I found my first fetish site. I was 
scared and immediately exited the internet. My speedy log off did little though, for as 
soon as I went to bed I said to my self “I didn’t know girls could be so naughty with 
there feet!” Every once in a while (about once a month on average) I would fall into 
temptation and look up pornography on the internet. My dad wanted to use my search 
engine, and he found all the foot porn I had been looking up, I tried to convince him it 
was an accident, but to no avail. Since then, he has been checking my computer to see 
what I was looking up (unfortunately, I found out how to erase my computers history 
soon later). It was also around this time I found out how to paw off (masturbate). I 
would first start humping my pillow to simulate sex with a woman, then later found out 
how to do it manually. I would paw so much that I got blisters! When I used my pillow, 
it took a long time, but when I finally achieved an orgasm, I gripped my pillow hard and 
bit down on it; it was the most exhilarating feeling in the world. 

SIXTEEN: BESTIALITY
  It was a week before my 16th birthday, my parents and I were going to get my 
birthday present early. We were originally going to get only one, but we ended up 
getting two. I loved cats and did not expect to have two at the same time! One was a 
tom cat and the other was a queen. By this time, I was a professional pawer, and 
sought new ways to feed my lust. The discussing dehumanization of woman didn't 
satisfy me, nor did the warmth of the kittens lying on top of me over the covers while I 
was pawing (just as no earthly pleasure can). So I had an idea, “I’ll make love to the 
kittens!” It wasn’t easy or pleasurable, this was before they were declawed, so I had to 
be careful. Eventually I did have an orgasm. I did this relatively rarely for the next year, 
I tried to look up animal pornography by typing that exact phrase into the search 
engine, but my searches were futile. In my mind however, the furvert (furry pervert) 
was beginning to manifest, I fantasied about having sex with several anthropomorphic 
vixens I saw in the media, these vixens were not created for the purpose of lust, but I 
abused them that way in my mind.
SEVENTEEN: NEW HOUSE AND NEW FETISH
  At the age of seventeen, my family and I moved in to our new house. It was 
wonderful, there were more bathrooms than people! Everyone had bedrooms upstairs 
while I found mine in the basement. The seclusion only made my deviations easer to 
execute. It was still hard looking for animal porn, but I was persistent, I would not give 
up. Finally I typed “Sexy cat women” into the search engine, and gazed at my first 
anthropomorphic vixen. I had a smile on my face and an erection in my boxers as I 
stared at the topless feline, it was just what I was looking for! It wasn’t long after, that I 
discovered the words “furotica” (furry erotica) and “yiff” (a.k.a. Sex). This made me 
even more happy, because now I knew what to type in. Soon later, I found many 
bestiality sites. This naturally led to my discovery to Furry Fandom. I went to some 
popular yiff sights such as Yiffstar and Immoral Enterprises. I played High Tail Hall and 
The Tail underground. These sites really hit the spot! It’s like all this furotica was made 
just for me! My foot fetish merged with my zoo/yiff and evolved into a paw fetish (what 
I call pawophilia). I knew what I was doing was wrong, I hated my self, but I hated the 
fandom even more, as well as it’s disgusting pornographic idolatry. I thought it was just 
a collection of furverts, and that furry conventions were just massive orgies. I wanted to 
destroy Furry Fandom, I would encourage them to leave the fandom, burn their 
furotica, and tear up their fursuits! This attitude went on for two years. Despite my 
hatred of the fandom, I still struggled with their porn. When that wouldn’t satisfy, I 
used my cats (and by this time they were declawed on their front paws and neutered). 
I would French kiss them, suck on their toes, dry hump them, rub their private parts, 
and attempted to make them lick my penis. I tried many different positions, sometimes 
they were on top, sometimes me; I wanted to explore every option I had, I wasn’t 
going to try intercourse, because they were too small for that. I was so out of control, 
that I considered having my self sterilized or castrated to stop this abomination! The 
cats rightfully hated what I was doing to them and one of them made me regret it one 
night with the claws he still had on his back paws.

NINETEEN AND TWENTY: FROM HATE, TO TOLERANCE
  I went to several anti-furry web sites such as godhatesfurries.com and so called 
"Christian" websites such as truechirstian.com/furries.html (If your going to look at this 
site I should warn you that he shows examples of uncensored furotica). When I was on 
godhatesfurries (which is a secular website, the title was chosen just to offend 
people obviously) I heard about Christian furies, you could imagine my shock when I 
found out that there were Christians in such a group. It sounded like an oxymoron; 
such as Christian Jihad, or Christian rock. I decided to look into the Christian furry 
thing, I found that the Christians were (for the most part) opposed to yiff, and I 
contacted a Christian fur. I looked over his doctrinal statement and 
was absolutely convinced that he was a born again Christian. I still had some concerns 
however and asked him about them, he e-mailed me back and gave me a good 
response, at this point I knew that there were some false assumptions I had about furry 
fandom. My understanding of the fandom lightened up a bit and I wasn't anti-furry but 
I didn't want to become a fur because of the stereotypical reputation the fandom had. 
FIRST CONFESSION: MY FATHER
I was in college, so I did not see my cats for a long time. Whenever I got home, I 
would spend my first night having yiffing them. I felt really guilty and by the time the 
month long Christmas break started, I realized that I can’t do this alone. My dad and I 
were on our way a restaurant, and he could tell that there was something on my mind. 
I wanted to tell him, but I as too afraid. I prayed for God to give me an opportunity, 
and it wasn’t long before He answered my prayer. It was during my family Christmas 
vacation, there was some stupid National Lampoon thing on the TV where someone 
said “There’s a level of perversion you boys don’t want to go”  followed by a shot of a 
sheep. I was furious and started screaming. Later that day my dad asked me why I 
acted that way, and I finally confessed to him that I was a zoophile. He immediately 
said it was not normal and was willing to help me. I got the X3 Watch accountably 
software to limit my sinful internet browsing. 
DISCOVERING MY TAIL
  I was back at college for the second semester of my freshman year. I have not 
committed bestiality since I told my dad, but I was still temped with pawing off and 
looking at yiff on the internet.  It was sometime in march, six weeks before the 
semester was over, that I realized that I needed more help. I wanted to find Christians 
who knew EXACTLY what I was going through. I figured Christian furies were going the 
understand my problem. I adopted the fursona Crusader Cat and colored in an antro 
picture of my self as said species. I was so happy to find out that I made the right 
choice! After I made my second confession to them, I have received encouragement, 
prayer, and advice. Later, I went to Anthrocon and met several of these Christians. It 
was one of the most fun times of my life! I NEVER thought I would call my self a furry, 
but now look at me! I went to the worlds largest fury convention and will be receiving 
my fursuit in a few months! Without the sexual aspect, Furry Fandom is awesome!

THRID CONFESSION: MY PASTOR
It was summer vacation and I was glad to be back home and stay home for decent 
amount of time. Eventually I wrote a letter to my pastor that said “Help me” and 
referenced Leviticus 18:23. I spoke with him on the phone after he received the letter 
expecting him to tell me my membership at the church would cease. Instead I received 
the same prayer and encouragement I got from the Christian furrs.
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR A CHRISTIAN
  If your a Christian who has read this, then I want you to do two things. First, I 
want you to pray for me, I am still struggling with this and I need it. Any advice and 
encouragement are welcome too. Second, I want you to use this text (and the 
corresponding YouTube video) as a witnessing tool. Wether you are a furry or not, I 
want this to help others. Tell those who are aroused by furotica and bestiality (and 
human pornography, after all that’s what started this whole thing) what I have done. I 
also recommend that this be used for Christians who are struggling with furotica or 
bestiality as a source of encouragement.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN
Please read the next page:

Let's recap, shall we?

• Accuses others of sexual transgression that he commits
• Has a poor grasp of science in general and insists unscientific opinions are as valid as scientific fact
• Believes he will rise up past those who persecute him
• Does not understand the concept of glass houses

In short, CrusaderCat is Ted Haggard

Things Crusadercat believes

Crusadercat's art. Because ripping off Saw is entirely Christian-like!

• Masturbating kills cats. (BAWWWWWLEETED, but the original image is here)
• Atheists can't fight in wars because atheists "don't exist". HIS WORDS. (BAWWWWWLEETED, but the original image is here)
• God loves everyone! Unless you make fun of furries, then God won't talk to you. (BAWWWWLEETED)
• Bananas give atheists nightmares. (BAWWWWWLEETED, but the original image is here)
• Evolution is what caused Nazis. Also, Charles Darwin hates niggers. (BAWWWWWLEETED, but the original image is here)
• Heaven is the moon

Crusadercat's Ministry Outreach

File:Crusadercat fantasy.jpg?

This seems to be the highlight of this sick fucks life, so he'll tell you ALL about it!

After being shooed off of other sites, Crusader decided to start a new chapter in his crusade with a new website. This is his attempt to bring furries to Christ. The site contains the majority of the previously mentioned content, such as his testimony and Jenkem-infused drawings. He even posted his anti-Yiff Bible/testimony. It's pretty clear that CC just wants to post all of his shit - his testimony, his catmongling ways, and his crap art - at a place where people can't troll him like they did on FA and DA.

His site also reveals that he failed a Spanish class, that there is air in space and headgear is not needed (and that he doesn't know how to spell 'portrait', that he thinks his poor raped and declawed kitties actually want his attention, that he continues to deny atheists despite being shown that they exist, many times, that he can't draw paws for shit, that masturbation kills kittens which means that CC himself is responsible for the death of a whole bunch of kitties.

The site also reveals that CC doesn't know shit about design and composition or other aesthetic art concepts, that he doesn't understand evolution, that evolution is false because that would make quails and cacti brothers and creationism is more logical. Looks like CC could be buttbuddies with McKay Hutch that he loves Kent Hovind and thinks that he shouldn't be punished for his crimes against humanity, that he thinks it's awwrighttt to rip off Pinky and the Brain and here, he proves that those of his kind truly ARE mindless sheep.

He has many fursuit photos up, including him being a true crusader, looking like he's coughing up shit and many that make his paw fetish blatant.

Hopefully, someone will be able to hack into the site for great justice.

One week ago someone vandalized his page with Shock Images and other pics of mutilated animals. Unfortunately they were all baleeted and CC continues to bawwwww on his JewTube page such as Someone vandalised my website with shock images (mutilated human and animal corpses and porn) I have removed them. For anyone who saw the images, I am deeply sorry I didn't remove them sooner. .

Not Finished Being Stupid

On December 13th, 2009, Crusadercat posted this post to his blog:

"Too all my gay and bi friends... This thursday, you may hate me and never want to talk to me again. If you do, consider this my goodbye."

“	The average lifespan of a homosexual is half that of a heterosexual"	„

Upon further investigation, the statistic from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease proves to be false.

Later he has Bawleeted his anti gay video because he recently came out of the closet as, not only being a catmongler, but also being something he thought as un-christian; Homosexual.

That's right, folks! Now we know he is more of a hypocritical furfag than we thought! As said in his live journal entry, he admits to being something he loathed. Although he only says he is Bi, everyone knows that the entire Furry community is jailhouse gay.

He still hates himself for being gay (as said in his live journal entries).

RAEGquit!

“	I have just recently received a command from a higher authority telling me to end my work online for a while. I’m not sure how long I will be gone. Maybe months, maybe years, maybe forever. We shall see. This includes uploads for my site, videos for Youtube, and posting journals from Live Journal and Deviant Art. If you wish to contact me privately you may do so. I have enjoyed every minuet of my work on the internet, I have made a few enemies, but they are outnumbered by the multitude of friends I now have. Some lost souls were lead to the saving power of Jesus Christ, and many Christians have been encouraged and strengthened in the faith. I myself have received encouragement, and I have learned a lot. I am not giving up In the work God want’s for me to do, I am simply obeying the commands of my superiors. If this is my final message to the internet, then let everyone know that these are my last words. GOD BLESS!!! AND GOD SPEED!!	„

This was, as usual, BAWWWWLETED.

Website Frozen

His website has been frozen, he BAWW'd about it on Youtube.

File:Crusadercats-website-account-frozen.jpg

website frozen

The Drama Crusade Lives On

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Zeriara breaking off Crusadercat's legs. Nice anatomy there.

On Crusadercat's 23rd birthday he still had plenty of things to bitch about. Over the past year of his dramatic furfaggotry Crusadercat slowly turned into a total emo. Crusadercat has been found on Team Fortress 2 spraying a picture of his fursona's paws getting licked by an original creation. Crusadercat's life obviously took a turn for the worse since on his birthday he left this note:

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What Crusadercat should realise is that nobody in the fandom cares about him (other than some certain sick fucks) and that killing yourself isn't actually that hard. Do it, pussy.

Fantastic quotes!

	“	The administrators obviously have an axe to grind against me.	„
	—Crusadercat in response to getting banned.

	“	I am the victim of FA's latest hate crime.	„
	—Crusadercat, thinking he was banned because he is a christian.

	“	An atheist can never be in a fox hole because Atheists don't exist	„
	—Crusadercat behaving like a true Christian. A non-Christian? IMPOSSIBLE! CONVERT!

	“	All communications from Crusader Cat must go through an attorney as he has threatened legal action against the site.	„
	—tsawolf the FA admin that banned him, in response to his forum thread.

	“	So I had an idea, “I’ll make love to the kittens!”	„
	—PDF Bible

	“	Similarities betweeen speciese only prove that the same guy made them. Dinosaurs were created by God (just like everything else) Dimonds, coal oil, and natural gas are a result of the flood. All radiometric dating methods are inadequit because those doing the dating assume that all life forms have the same ammount of radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere when they are alive. The layers also came from the flood, DNA is the most complex molocule in the universe, something like that had to be designed, genetic defects only prove that we live in a fallen world, there are no evolutionary memainders, the appendix is appart of the immune system. Wisdom teeth are removed because we are degenerates compared to Adam and Eve. The Bible is the most historically accurate document in the world:	„
	—Crusadercat showing his proof that the Bible is completely accurate, from a note he sent after a public argument

	“	I'm not arrogant, I'm just right	„
	—Crusadercat the very definition of arrogance.

	“	I really find nothing wrong with the execution for homosexuality, it's not persecution, it's justice (considering that gay people are more likely to become a rapist or pedophile).	„
	—Crusadercat on Jihad, ignoring that he rapes his cat

	“	Personally, I don't see anything wrong with being a Babyfur (Jesus said to be like little children)	„
	—Crusadercat...wat?

	“	Your a lier, your kind is not welcome on this site. You drew a pic of me having anal sex with a dinosaur, that is harassment	„
	—Crusadercat on fanart.[1]

	“	[Homophobe] is a derogatory term to demonise those who do not homosexuality sacred. I am the victum here	„
	—Crusadercat explaining that being called homophobic for hating gay people makes him the "victum", not gay people.

	“	I tried real hard to keep my private info off the internet, but somehow, people like Insane Kangaroo have swiped it, and most likely gave it to the ED guys. I was chatting with someone online, and he was able to find my address, and the names of my family members based on the information that Insane somehow found, and is now on ED. They need to be protected, if not here, then the only other option I can see would be legally changing my name.	„
	—Crusadercat, contemplating changing his name to protect his family, and totally not his own catmongling ass.

	“	HAHAHA! You have a bent penis!	„
	—Crusadercat, thinking all dicks look like needles.

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Fanart Gallery

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  The Bible says not to have sex with your cat.
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  The Bible says not to lick your cat's toes.
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  The Bible says not to take it in the rear.
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  The B... actually the Bible may not say anything about this.
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• File:Gonnagetraped.png?
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  Fucking hypocrite. He has also faved an anti-yiff piece made by an inflation fan.
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  What the fuck?
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  Hurr
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  Kitty takes its revenge.
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  As depicted in The Witcher.
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  Not to be confused with Evangel lion

Relevant Links

• His Furocity account.
• His Artspots account.
• His FurAffinity. His favorite pictures consist of HIS OWN FUCKING GALLERY!
• deviantArt - BALEETION COMPLETED!
• His wikifur page. He frequently edits his own page to keep any information about his bestiality off of it... but then leaves the video of him admitting to it on YouTube. Dumbass. Update, everything has been deleted because the furfaggot Wikifur admins sided with Crusadercat.
• His Furtopia writing section, home of the "Thou Shalt Not Yiff" PDF
• His Youtube.After finding his ED article, he FUCKING DELETED EVERYTHING. He's back

His latest drama

• His unmasked GodTube/Tangle account
• His response to fanart: COPYRIGHT VIOLATION
• TLDR butthurt proselytizing ganked from his (now baleeted) Wikifur page.
• His website. The real thing is down,but you can still see it trough the wayback machine.
• his photobucket.
• Crusader's new website Closed for abuse, lol
• Crusader Cat on fstdt
• His Furfagtube account
• His new LiveJournal, where he spreads gay hate speech since his website was frozen

His e-mail: [email protected]

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