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'''Blackpink''' is a shitty [[kpop]] group and the [[girl]] version of [[BTS]]. They’re a bunch of "talented" [[no|singers]], and [[ | '''Blackpink''' is a shitty [[kpop]] group and the [[girl]] version of [[BTS]]. They’re a bunch of "talented" [[no|singers]], and [[Yeah right|rappers]]. To be all cutesy they wear [[kawaii]] outfits, however, don't let their clothes fool you, they're gigantic whores. Their fanbase is almost as bad as BTS, and they try to force you into stanning them. | ||
==Members== | ==Members== | ||
*Jisoo: | *Jisoo: [[Untalented.|You]] | ||
*Jennie: | *Jennie: [[You|Untalented.]] | ||
*Rose: | *Rose: Takes [[drugs]]. | ||
*Lisa: | *Lisa: [[Asian|Squinty eyed.]] | ||
==Songs== | ==Songs== | ||
None of Blackpink's songs are worth anything as they're the exact same to other girl Kpop groups: They sing | None of Blackpink's songs are worth anything as they're the exact same to other girl Kpop groups: They [[LOL WUT|sing and rap]] in [[Chinese|whatever language it is they're speaking]] over some loud noises or [[Earrape|ear-raping]] trap beats. | ||
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==Fans== | ==Fans== | ||
Their fans are the absolute epitome of [[cringe]]. The fanbase of Blackpink consists solely of [[koreaboo|koreaboos]], [[16 year old girls]], and [[12 year old girls]]. Their fans will flock across [[Twatter]] spamming fancams anywhere you go. Fans will say [[ | Their fans are the absolute epitome of [[cringe]]. The fanbase of Blackpink consists solely of [[koreaboo|koreaboos]], [[16 year old girls]], and [[12 year old girls]]. Their fans will flock across [[Twatter]] spamming fancams anywhere you go. Fans will say [[Shut the fuck up|"Blackpink paved their own way!"]] to make their group seem like victims of the [[Holocaust]] or something. The [[Stans]] that say this have no absolutely no fucking idea what this term actually means. Blackpink Didn't Pave Their Own Way, it's just something these Stans made up. These fans will call you [[LOL WUT|racist]] for not liking their group. Yes, you’re racist for saying something negative about Blackpink. [[sarcasm|Social justice has come so far]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 03:01, 18 November 2021
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Blackpink looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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Blackpink is a shitty kpop group and the girl version of BTS. They’re a bunch of "talented" singers, and rappers. To be all cutesy they wear kawaii outfits, however, don't let their clothes fool you, they're gigantic whores. Their fanbase is almost as bad as BTS, and they try to force you into stanning them.
Members
- Jisoo: You
- Jennie: Untalented.
- Rose: Takes drugs.
- Lisa: Squinty eyed.
Songs
None of Blackpink's songs are worth anything as they're the exact same to other girl Kpop groups: They sing and rap in whatever language it is they're speaking over some loud noises or ear-raping trap beats.
Previous Video | Next Video
Fans
Their fans are the absolute epitome of cringe. The fanbase of Blackpink consists solely of koreaboos, 16 year old girls, and 12 year old girls. Their fans will flock across Twatter spamming fancams anywhere you go. Fans will say "Blackpink paved their own way!" to make their group seem like victims of the Holocaust or something. The Stans that say this have no absolutely no fucking idea what this term actually means. Blackpink Didn't Pave Their Own Way, it's just something these Stans made up. These fans will call you racist for not liking their group. Yes, you’re racist for saying something negative about Blackpink. Social justice has come so far.
See Also
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Blackpink is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |
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Blackpink is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
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Blackpink is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
