Ben Garrison

Rare, undoctored photo of the real Ben Garrison, paying homage to his hero.

When serious racists on the internet congregate in their own circlejerk forums like Stormfront, moderators typically try to mask the group's genocidal aims under a layer of subtlety - for example, banning swastika and klan avatars, violent calls for race war and gratuitous spam of the N-word - so as to present a friendly, non-threatening front for the media. Of course, this never works, because the media is run by Jews and won't so much as blink when Jamal slaughters a white girl cold before her 16th birthday. Still, white nationalist figureheads like David Duke believe the movement should put on a PR-friendly smile of submission for a "democratic" society that would never in six million years elect their sorry asses.

Ben Garrison, on the other hand, holds back no punches. The prominent anti-Semitic political cartoonist, better known in skinhead circles by his nickname Zyklon Ben, has personally vowed to annihilate every kike, gook, spic, and spook under the banner of heaven - through pen or sword. Scholars from Tel-Aviv University's Center for Holocaust Studies have ominously described him as the most racist man in the universe, and the biggest existential threat to the Jews since Hitler.

The JIDF has curiously chosen to combat Garrison's extremist propaganda with an elaborate campaign of disinformation to censor his works and paint him as a harmless, third-rate libertarian from the tinfoil camp. None of this could be any further from the truth. In a heroic gesture of humanitarian justice, Encyclopedia Dramatica feels the world must know the truth about this madman, before any more innocent minorities are slaughtered at the hand of his genocidal crusade.

The Montana Merchant Mangler, Exposed

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	“	Listen to me, all right? Ben Garrison is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back. Now, when I asked Ben to give me his opinion of the President Obama, he said, "Tommy, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Ben would fucking kill me. I saw it in his eyes. He even told me as much onetime. My wife, she invited him over for dinner, and he shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. She screams and he sticks his hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fucking tits off before I even think about wasting the Kikes."	„
	—Tom Metzger, recounting the tension between himself and Ben Garrison during the cartoon wars

Biography

Not much is known about Garrison's early years, or what inspired him to racial violence. Some argue he was a product of his time and locale in an era of sudden racial progress, others say he's the bastard son of Hitler himself, reincarnated with a vengeance. However he acquired his views, he's been stirring shit up since at least the nineties, when he joined the banner of former Klan Dragon Tom Metzger's White Aryan Resistance under the pseudonym A Wyatt Mann, to publish racist and anti-Semitic cartoons promoting white supremacy. There's never been an official word on this, but his immortal style is unmistakable:

In recent years, however, Ben has come under attack from a myriad of civil liberties groups, in particular the Jewish Internet Defense Force, who have mounted a successful campaign of censorship and disinformation against him, just as his message was beginning to resonate with 4chan's /pol/, who gladly archived his original, undoctored anti-Semitic cartoons for all the world to see. To this day, they continue to fight for truth and free speech on the subject of Garrison, who may or may not be on the run from US and Israeli drone strikes innawoods - Habeas Corpus be damned.

Known Aliases

Like the devil, Ben goes by many names. The following is but a short list of the various nicknames he's accrued among the skinhead community:

• Ben "Zyklon Ben" Garrison
• Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison
• Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison
• Ben "Nigger Grave Digger" Garrison
• Ben "Khimp Khoking Khampion" Garrison
• Ben "Six Million More" Garrison
• Ben "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison
• Ben "Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison
• Ben "One Man Auschwitz" Garrison
• Ben "The Ten-Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Garrison
• Ben "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison
• Ben "I Ain't Afraid of no ZOG" Garrison
• Ben "DEFILE THE JEWISH VIRGIN" Garrison
• Ben "Holocauster Tycoon" Garrison
• Ben "Nuke the Spooks" Garrison
• Ben "Sambo Killin' Rambo" Garrison
• Ben "Kebab Shishkebab" Garrison
• Ben "Kike on a Spike" Garrison
• Ben "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Garrison
• Ben "Drowned the Chink in the Kitchen Sink" Garrison
• Pez, after the above-mentioned "sheboon incident". Ben doesn't like to talk about it.

See Also

• Wyatt Mann
• /pol/

External links

• Ben Garrison Movie Poster Parodies on Display in Texas
• Ben Garrison on reddit