Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.

Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Joseph Martelli: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
imported>Rainman04086
imported>Rainman04086
Line 42: Line 42:
If it was his blood spilling on the kitchen floor
If it was his blood spilling on the kitchen floor
If it was his blood, Joseph, would you care a little more?"
If it was his blood, Joseph, would you care a little more?"
== Joseph flips out and acts a fool and Robert fires back at Joseph  ==
{| style="margin: .1em auto .1em auto;"
|-
|
{{frame|<youtube>OP1vcYPL8rA</youtube>|border=black|background=white}}
||
{{frame|<youtube>YPeHgL0sNx0</youtube>|border=black|background=white}}
|}<br /><br />


== live debate ==
== live debate ==

Revision as of 08:24, 18 January 2015

File:Martelli.jpg
The badassery is Over 9000.

Joseph Martelli is a badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.

Humble Beginnings

Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.

Who is this Holy Warrior?

Joseph is a middle-aged man who goes to street corners and preaches the Lord's word to evil fornicators such as innocent pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive bike.

The Bible Badass in his Prime

Joseph Fagtelli's videos didn't get much views until MrRepFag made a video response to him, at which time his video got about 20,000 views proving the future of the human race. His video views fell down faster than a fat guy at a marathon, but because Joseph is a badass he keeps making videos, with, at maximum, 100 views.

The Supreme Badass Today

Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.

Joseph's Last Card

Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moon(AKA robert casio) who dared to make response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started posting his personal information all over Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you. Joseph has also tried to attack well known youtube atheist jacklyn glenn in This video for her video Christian Sex Hotline and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on Jewtube.


Reaction to Article

File:Mqdefault.jpg
Yo, Jebus gives me gas money yo

on july 20th at 1:00 A.M (E.S.T) Joseph responded to being posted on encyclopedia dramatica the video can be seen here in the video he saids jebus gave him gas money.

Wow, 3.83 for unleaded gas, Jebus is Mr.Money bags just giving away money to fill peoples tanks. Wonder who Jebus killed or let die in a war to get that gas from a third world country?

who "Had" to die for you to put a tiger in your tank. whose blood is on your hands? whose? why? WHY DON"T JEBUS STOP THE KILLING?


"Ask yourself, "Why doesn't that soldier care who he kills?" "Would it matter if the bullet went through my son head? If it was his blood spilling on the kitchen floor If it was his blood, Joseph, would you care a little more?"

live debate

video was deleted by Joseph and TylerPreston20!

My guess is that TylerPreston20 have seen he had been used by Joseph to get more airtime and Joseph must of deleted it because it made him look dumb as shit.

So this video is from "Robert casio" the pedo...

Videos


Joseph being a tolerant Christian.

boom, boom

Joseph being a badass.

Shitty tribute to Joseph.



Quotes

   
 
Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. Your just a troll.
 

 
 

—Joseph the Bible Badass

Joseph Martelli is part of a series on YouTube.

Visit the YouTube Portal
Joseph Martelli
is part of a series on
Christianity
Blessed by God [-+]
Beliefs, Events, Traditions and Other Drama [-+]
Pissing Off the Almighty [-+]
Heathens [-+]