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Article of the Now Bluesky Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, and Retarded Butterfly App) is a liberal internet hugbox and CP distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022. Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore CP and crashed their servers. (( NOT JUST A TWITTER/X KNOCKOFF? IT'S "BLUESKY" )) What have I missed? Bashar al-Assad 2 days ago Syria 4 days ago Gravity Falls 6 days ago Did You Know... ... that a creator of Sprunki has been Doxed by UTTP members? ... that ED is turning 20 years old in December? ... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!) ... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas? ... that Doge has died? ... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash? ... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com ... rapper P Diddy has been arrested and denied bail? ... that encyclopediadramatica.win died (FOR REAL THIS TIME AS OF OCTOBER 4, 2024, PUT ON CLIENTHOLD BY CLOUDFLARE), all .win refugees are welcome to join the REAL ED Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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