User:Umkemesik/Userpage

Umkemesik's Userpage I'm an oldfag ED forum user from 2012-2014, I created the new forums and wrestled control of the wiki from the Evil Barf Aediot. I am continuing to play a part in Operation Restoration II: Electric Boogaloo. Thank you , Deceptive for providing this template until my lazy ass works on a new one. Userboxes This user is an Editor. This user is a Hatter Addict This user has been on ED for 13 years,  1 month and 20 days. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user trusts in LULZ. Important and Useful Links Upload Files Recent Changes User Group Rights Random Page Communicate Logs Contributions Special Pages Orphan Files Lonely Pages Special Pages Encyclopedia Dramatica Version System Messages Search Encyclopedia Dramatica Diff Pages Batch Upload Files Wanted Pages Purge Preferences List of Admins List of EDitors List of Bureaucrats List of Checkusers Admin Links Wiki Statistics File List Logs Email Umkemesik

Recent Changes List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 21 December 2025      09:29  Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit 8 changes history −154 [Russell Ivanovic (8×)]       09:29 (cur | prev) 0 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs       09:27 (cur | prev) +1 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→Ole)       09:25 (cur | prev) +11 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→External Links)       09:25 (cur | prev) +1 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→Niggers and poop)       09:24 (cur | prev) 0 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→External Links)       09:22 (cur | prev) −1 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→External Links)       09:21 (cur | prev) −33 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→Gallery)       02:39 (cur | prev) −133 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:25  Rob Reiner 2 changes history +9 [The PolishPrince; Psychotic Dictatorship]       09:25 (cur | prev) +10 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→External Links)  m    00:58 (cur | prev) −1 Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs (→Reiiner's Trump Derangement Syndrome)      09:18  File:Andy's Logs9.jpg diffhist +64 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:17  (Upload log) [Psychotic Dictatorship (2×); PooF9 (6×); Russell Ivanovic (7×)]       09:17 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:Poophamed Sixxlam.jpg       09:15 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:Alka-Sixxer.jpg       09:13 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:MuckOS.png       09:11 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:Steamy Creamy Dreamy.jpg       09:10 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:Logcast.jpg       09:08 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:Andy Sixx BVB steal his look.jpg       09:07 Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs uploaded File:Algore - weev.png       09:03 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs uploaded File:Joke Choke.jpg       08:58 Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs uploaded File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf.pdf       01:31 PooF9 talk contribs uploaded File:AftermathBondiBeach.mp4       01:31 PooF9 talk contribs uploaded File:DeservedStomp-BondiBeach.mp4       01:31 PooF9 talk contribs uploaded File:BondBeachSajidDeath.mp4       01:30 PooF9 talk contribs uploaded File:SajidDumbass.mp4       01:29 PooF9 talk contribs uploaded File:BondiBeach2.mp4       01:29 PooF9 talk contribs uploaded File:BondiBeach1.mp4      09:16  File:Andy's Logs8.jpg diffhist +58 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:14  File:Andy's Logs7.png diffhist +53 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:12  File:Andy's Logs5.jpg diffhist +67 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:10  File:Andy's Logs4.jpg diffhist +54 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:10  William Atchison diffhist +665 Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs      09:08  File:Andy's Logs3.jpg 2 changes history +75 [Russell Ivanovic (2×)]       09:08 (cur | prev) +58 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs       09:03 (cur | prev) +17 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      09:06  File:Andy's Logs2.jpg 2 changes history +57 [Russell Ivanovic (2×)]       09:06 (cur | prev) +40 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs       09:02 (cur | prev) +17 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      08:58  Move log Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs moved page File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf.pdf to File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf (Misspelled title)  m   08:50  User:Stoic Sigma 2 diffhist +24 Stoic Sigma 2 talk contribs (→Pages I might create) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      08:35  Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting diffhist +306 Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs (→17 + 2)  m   08:33  High Score/Hack'N'Slash 2 changes history +106 [P0008874 (2×)]  m    08:33 (cur | prev) +110 P0008874 talk contribs  m    06:25 (cur | prev) −4 P0008874 talk contribs (He only kill 3 people)  m   06:49  Golden iPod diffhist +60 P0008874 talk contribs (→Nominees)      05:26  Bondi Beach Unjewing 10 changes history +4,226 [Stoic Sigma 2; Pooper; PooF9; Paul in the Mall (7×)]       05:26 (cur | prev) +80 Pooper talk contribs (→Loadout)       03:12 (cur | prev) −2 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       03:11 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       03:10 (cur | prev) +4 Paul in the Mall talk contribs  m    01:51 (cur | prev) +16 Stoic Sigma 2 talk contribs (→External Links: because it’s sparking discussion in Australia) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       01:42 (cur | prev) +10 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       01:41 (cur | prev) −8 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       01:41 (cur | prev) +36 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       01:38 (cur | prev) +25 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       01:33 (cur | prev) +4,065 PooF9 talk contribs (added videos, loadout, and graded score, along with other edits.)      03:14  Rolando Mendoza diffhist −4 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      02:45  Brown University shooting 2 changes history +13 [Omari81 (2×)]       02:45 (cur | prev) +4 Omari81 talk contribs       02:03 (cur | prev) +9 Omari81 talk contribs      02:36  User:Russell Ivanovic diffhist +102 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs      02:13  User:Saltnigga 5 changes history +223 [Paul in the Mall (5×)]       02:13 (cur | prev) −2 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       02:08 (cur | prev) −1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       02:08 (cur | prev) +1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       02:08 (cur | prev) −7 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       02:07 (cur | prev) +232 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      01:57  Talk:Tarrantulas 2 changes history +377 [PooF9; 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Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       01:46 (cur | prev) +208 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (→Should we add Desmond Holly to the list?: new section)      01:39  Talk:Rupnow's simp faction diffhist +503 Psychotic Dictatorship talk contribs (→Timofey K., a Rupnow's Simp ?)  m   00:59  Parasocial Syndrome diffhist +21 PooF9 talk contribs 20 December 2025      23:44  Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/AOTN diffhist +257 I hate autistic people talk contribs (→Colonel McBadass: new section)      22:32  Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN diffhist −5 The PolishPrince talk contribs      22:29  Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN diffhist +5 The PolishPrince talk contribs      22:29  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 8 changes history +190 [PooF9; Stoic Sigma 2 (2×); Paul in the Mall (5×)]       22:29 (cur | prev) −1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:28 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:27 (cur | prev) +12 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:17 (cur | prev) +73 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:16 (cur | prev) −8 Paul in the Mall talk contribs  m    22:10 (cur | prev) +1 Stoic Sigma 2 talk contribs (→Loadout) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit  m    22:07 (cur | prev) −74 Stoic Sigma 2 talk contribs (→Greg, the sociopath: video was taken down. Entire article section now rendered useless.) 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Omari81 (2×)]       20:42 (cur | prev) −15 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       20:34 (cur | prev) +4 Omari81 talk contribs (→A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies)       20:33 (cur | prev) +104 Omari81 talk contribs (→A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies) N    20:40  Claudio Manuel Neves Valente 6 changes history +39 [Paul in the Mall; Omari81 (5×)]       20:40 (cur | prev) −3,856 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (Redirected page to Brown University shooting) Tag: New redirect       20:40 (cur | prev) +59 Omari81 talk contribs (→Shooting)       20:39 (cur | prev) +425 Omari81 talk contribs (→Shooting)       20:35 (cur | prev) +75 Omari81 talk contribs       20:32 (cur | prev) +9 Omari81 talk contribs N     20:32 (cur | prev) +3,327 Omari81 talk contribs (Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}} {{an hero|130px|link=}} {{conspiracy}} {{ib|200px}} {{Ibhead|<big>{{glow|'''Claudio Manuel Neves Valente'''}}</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1977}} {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 16, 2025 (aged 48)}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|Portugal  File:MiniflagPortugal.png}} {{Ibrow|'''Highscore...")      20:38  Template:Spanish diffhist +19 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      20:38  Template:Elliot Rodger diffhist +22 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      20:37  Lex Ashton 6 changes history +2,496 [PooF9; 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N    20:00  Eric Frein diffhist +32 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (Redirected page to Eric Matthew Frein) Tag: New redirect N    19:56  Vucko0064 diffhist +32 DinkDummy talk contribs (Redirected page to Eric Matthew Frein) Tag: New redirect      19:53  Budd Dwyer 3 changes history +129 [Paul in the Mall; PooF9 (2×)]       19:53 (cur | prev) −39 Paul in the Mall talk contribs  m    16:44 (cur | prev) +12 PooF9 talk contribs (resized the videos)       15:14 (cur | prev) +156 PooF9 talk contribs (added the second uncensored video, also added aftermath picture)      19:39  User:DinkDummy diffhist −4 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      19:29  Aaron Howard 4 changes history +117 [Omari81 (4×)]       19:29 (cur | prev) +89 Omari81 talk contribs (→Gallery)       19:23 (cur | prev) −5 Omari81 talk contribs (→External Links)       19:19 (cur | prev) +22 Omari81 talk contribs (→The Dispute)       19:18 (cur | prev) +11 Omari81 talk contribs      19:18  Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit 8 changes history +40 [Paul in the Mall; Russell Ivanovic (7×)]       19:18 (cur | prev) −31 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       16:35 (cur | prev) +6 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→External Links)       16:27 (cur | prev) +42 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→Animaterr Man)       16:25 (cur | prev) −28 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→External Links)       16:21 (cur | prev) +19 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs       16:19 (cur | prev) −2 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→External Links)       16:16 (cur | prev) +31 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→Gallery)       16:13 (cur | prev) +3 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs (→POOM: Miasma Massacre)      18:55  Parasocial Syndrome 12 changes history +1,404 [PooF9 (3×); Paul in the Mall (9×)]       18:55 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs  m    18:31 (cur | prev) +2 PooF9 talk contribs       18:31 (cur | prev) +8 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:29 (cur | prev) +15 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:28 (cur | prev) −2 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:25 (cur | prev) +17 PooF9 talk contribs       18:25 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:22 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:21 (cur | prev) +26 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:21 (cur | prev) +68 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:20 (cur | prev) +46 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       17:59 (cur | prev) +1,224 PooF9 talk contribs (added juliana peralta and sewell setzer iii, along with minor edits. couldnt come up with a good name for sewell setzer.)  m   18:48  Bondi Beach Unjewing 2 changes history +54 [Saltnigga; PooF9]  m    18:48 (cur | prev) +34 PooF9 talk contribs  m    17:40 (cur | prev) +20 Saltnigga talk contribs (They were jeets) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      18:34  Golden iPod diffhist +4 Paul in the Mall talk contribs N    18:33  Sewell Setzer III diffhist +49 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (Redirected page to Parasocial Syndrome#Come Home to Me) Tag: New redirect N    18:33  Juliana Peralta diffhist +44 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (Redirected page to Parasocial Syndrome#An Heroine) Tag: New redirect      16:15  Brownpill diffhist −112 Russell Ivanovic talk contribs  m   15:18  Charlie Kirk diffhist +34 PooF9 talk contribs  m   15:04  High Score/Hack'N'Slash 2 changes history 0 [P0008874 (2×)]  m    15:04 (cur | prev) 0 P0008874 talk contribs (Undo revision 1940034 by P0008874 (talk)) Tag: Undo  m    15:00 (cur | prev) 0 P0008874 talk contribs      14:27  Brandon Clark diffhist +109 PooF9 talk contribs (added his fail pic, and did a minor edit)      13:52  Belle Delphine diffhist +5 Paul in the Mall talk contribs

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