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==January== | ==January== | ||
*1st | *1st | ||
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and <s>4</s> *UPDATE*: 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it. | |||
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]]. | |||
*2nd | *2nd | ||
**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots. | **A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots. | ||
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot. | **Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot. | ||
*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 03:48, 4 January 2024
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2024 is the current year; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not MORE boring than 2023. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.
If you need a recap of that other one, click here.
January
- 1st
- We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .several minor fires and
4*UPDATE*: 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it. - Ethiopia, Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates become members of BRICS. Argentina was also set to join but declined.
- We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .several minor fires and
- 2nd
- A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
- Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in Worst Korea, a azn named Kim, armed with a knife, stabs Lee Jae-myung in the neck, injuring him. Got arrested for being a massive faggot.
- 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2023
- Previous year to the previous year
- Every other year available on ED.
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2023 |
2024 | Succeeded by 2025 |