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{{info|Donate to Markus's Patreon '''[https://www.patreon.com/countdankula HERE]''', or to his legal defense '''[https://www.gofundme.com/fund-the-count-dankula-appeal HERE]'''}} | |||
{{breakingnews|'''[http://www.thenational.scot/news/16177350._Nazi_dog__owner_s_punishment_revealed_following_conviction/ Markus was fined his weight in pounds]'''}} | {{breakingnews|'''[http://www.thenational.scot/news/16177350._Nazi_dog__owner_s_punishment_revealed_following_conviction/ Markus was fined his weight in pounds]'''}} | ||
[[File:nazipugowner.jpg|thumb|Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain]] | [[File:nazipugowner.jpg|thumb|Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain]] | ||
In April [[2016]], a [[North Britain|Scottish]] balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words '''" | In April [[2016]], a [[North Britain|Scottish]] balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words '''"Do you wanna gas the jews?"''' and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words '''"Sieg Heil!"''' He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got [[srsly|arrested]] for [[1984|"hate crime".]] Welcome to the [[United Kingdom]]. | ||
==The evidence== | ==The evidence== | ||
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{{quote|To regard the meticulously planned and industrialized murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief|[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/ Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities]|an <strike>ungassed</strike> aghast Jew}}<br><br> | {{quote|To regard the meticulously planned and industrialized murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief|[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/ Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities]|an <strike>ungassed</strike> aghast Jew}}<br><br> | ||
And before you could say [[Streisand effect|"Barbara Streisand"]] the video had amassed <strike>6m Jews</strike> 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog: | And before you could say [[Streisand effect|"Barbara Streisand"]] the video had amassed <strike>6m Jews</strike> <strike>271k Jews</strike> 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave [[YouTube]] comments found humor in this obviously racist dog: | ||
[[File:Nazi pug 'hitlarious'.png|center]] | [[File:Nazi pug 'hitlarious'.png|center]] | ||
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[[File:Markus Meechan handcuffed.jpg|thumb|left|This innocent man could go to prison for owning a Nazi dog]] | [[File:Markus Meechan handcuffed.jpg|thumb|left|This innocent man could go to prison for owning a Nazi dog]] | ||
[[File:Buddha the Nazi pug -sieg heil!.png|thumb|The true culprit, who will walk free]] | [[File:Buddha the Nazi pug -sieg heil!.png|thumb|The true culprit, who will walk free]] | ||
Markus has released videos where he explains some of the effects of this hilarious '''joke''': | Markus has released videos where he explains some of the negative effects of this hilarious '''joke'''. It wasn't all bad though, Markus has the support of many many broke ass YouTubers and EDiots, [[patriots|many of whom]] will [https://www.patreon.com/countdankula donate] their precious welfare dollars to his legal defense (and probably a little bit for some weed). | ||
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*A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested | *A ''trial'' was set for this shit in 2018 | ||
* | *A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested for calling Meechan a "Nazi bastard", thereby learning the hard way that the SJW sword cuts both way | ||
*The end result of the totally fair and unbiased reporting is that he was fired from his job, and {{ytlink|lBsPreUiWy0|remains unemployable}} after being called a [[yob]] by the reputable Jewish press | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoqqCnEVLQ Update 1] | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoqqCnEVLQ Update 1] | ||
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4880428/Girlfriend-tells-trial-partner-turned-pug-Nazi.html Update 2] | *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4880428/Girlfriend-tells-trial-partner-turned-pug-Nazi.html Update 2] | ||
As expected, Meechan was found guilty on March 20, 2018, thereby making Scotland safe again. On April 23rd, 2018, Marcus was sentenced to pay a fine of £800 by a judge who thinks that the video was actually against [[Jews]] even though Meechan said multiple times, within the video and in interviews, that he isn't a Nazi and the video was intended to [[IRL troll]] his girlfriend. Meechan decided to fight the sentence in order to clarify the laws on free speech, and [https://www.gofundme.com/fund-the-count-dankula-appeal a GoFundMe page] was set up with the aim of raising £100,000 for a decent lawyer. Luckily fans, JewTubers and EDiots alike funded his cause to fight the £800 fine to prevent anyone else to go through the same shit that he went through, and to hopefully reassess the laws under which he was prosecuted, so that no one else would be hauled to the Gulag over a joke. | |||
==Dankula and ED== | ==Dankula and ED== | ||
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==Dankula himself== | ==Dankula himself== | ||
[[File:Count Dankula Tranny.jpg|center|600px]] | [[File:Count Dankula Tranny.jpg|center|600px|Faggot]] | ||
==A challenger appears== | ==A challenger appears== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[https://archive.org/details/M8YerDugsANazi M8 Yer Dugs A Nazi] - Archived, just in case | |||
*[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/ "Nazi pug" owner arrested] | *[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/ "Nazi pug" owner arrested] | ||
*[http://kat.cm/white-dog-1982-1080p-brrip-x264-yify-t8951663.html A family movie about a cute doggy being taught to attack black people and possibly Jews] | *[http://kat.cm/white-dog-1982-1080p-brrip-x264-yify-t8951663.html A family movie about a cute doggy being taught to attack black people and possibly Jews] | ||
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BREAKING NEWS!! Markus was fined his weight in pounds |
In April 2016, a Scottish balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Do you wanna gas the jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.
The evidence
—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn | ||
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Reactions to Nazi pug
—Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an | ||
And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed 6m Jews 271k Jews 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:
The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:
—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real thugs are | ||
Follow-up
Markus has released videos where he explains some of the negative effects of this hilarious joke. It wasn't all bad though, Markus has the support of many many broke ass YouTubers and EDiots, many of whom will donate their precious welfare dollars to his legal defense (and probably a little bit for some weed).
- A trial was set for this shit in 2018
- A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested for calling Meechan a "Nazi bastard", thereby learning the hard way that the SJW sword cuts both way
- The end result of the totally fair and unbiased reporting is that he was fired from his job, and
remains unemployable after being called a yob by the reputable Jewish press - Update 1
- Update 2
As expected, Meechan was found guilty on March 20, 2018, thereby making Scotland safe again. On April 23rd, 2018, Marcus was sentenced to pay a fine of £800 by a judge who thinks that the video was actually against Jews even though Meechan said multiple times, within the video and in interviews, that he isn't a Nazi and the video was intended to IRL troll his girlfriend. Meechan decided to fight the sentence in order to clarify the laws on free speech, and a GoFundMe page was set up with the aim of raising £100,000 for a decent lawyer. Luckily fans, JewTubers and EDiots alike funded his cause to fight the £800 fine to prevent anyone else to go through the same shit that he went through, and to hopefully reassess the laws under which he was prosecuted, so that no one else would be hauled to the Gulag over a joke.
Dankula and ED
When Zaiger got sued and tried to pawn his legal fees off on the ED userbase, Dankula was one of the few people to come to the aid of the glorious ED reich and make a video telling people they should donate to us. After Zaiger was kicked out, he deleted that video and made a new one explaining to everyone why Zaiger is a faggot.
Dankula himself
A challenger appears
American guy is inspired by Nazi pug to train up his Nazi dog, and wisely stays anonymous.
See also
- Censorship
- Cops - dumb pigs everywhere in the world.
- Dogs
- Jewcat - mortal enemy
- Kitler - Cats cosplaying as Hitler.
- Liberalism - responsible for curtailing free speech.
- Nazis
- Oven-dodgers
- Scotland
- Sparkling wiggles
- United Kingdom - infiltrated to the core by cultural marxism.
External links
- M8 Yer Dugs A Nazi - Archived, just in case
- "Nazi pug" owner arrested
- A family movie about a cute doggy being taught to attack black people and possibly Jews
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