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[[File:GPK_Logo_Red.png|center|GPK]]
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[[File:Disect ED GPK.jpg|thumb|Typical ''Garbage Pail Kids'' sticker card.]]
[[File:Disect ED GPK.jpg|thumb|Typical ''Garbage Pail Kids'' sticker card.]]
[[File:GPK_Newspaper_Article_01.png|thumb|“They're in poor taste and have no redeeming value.”]]
[[File:GPK_Newspaper_Article_01.png|thumb|“They're in poor taste and have no redeeming value.”]]
'''Garbage Pail Kids''' is a series of [[trading card]]s produced by the [[Top|Topps Company]], originally released in 1985 and designed to parody the ''Cabbage Patch Kid'' dolls which were popular at the time. Each sticker card features a [[child]] exhibiting some form of abnormality, [[Deformed|deformity]], and/or suffering a lulzy fate. To maximize [[profit]] two versions of each card were produced, with variations featuring the same artwork but a different character name denoted by an '[[A]]' or '[[B]]' lettered number. Many of the card backs feature puzzle pieces that form giant murals while other flip-side subjects vary greatly among the series, from [[Internet license|licenses]] and [[VD|awards]] to comic strips and, in more recent releases, [[Facebook]] profiles.
'''Garbage Pail Kids''' is a series of sticker [[trading card]]s produced by the [[Top|Topps Company]], originally released in 1985 and designed to parody the ''Cabbage Patch Kid'' dolls which were popular at the time. Each sticker card features a [[child]] exhibiting some form of abnormality, [[Deformed|deformity]], and/or suffering a lulzy fate. To maximize [[profit]] two versions of each card were produced, with variations featuring the same artwork but a different character name denoted by an [[A]] or [[B]] lettered number. Many of the card backs feature puzzle pieces that form giant murals while other flip-side subjects vary greatly among the series, from [[Internet license|licenses]] and [[VD|awards]] to comic strips and, in more recent releases, [[Facebook]] profiles.
 
{{Quote|I think humor—especially satire—generally makes gatekeeper-type adults very, very nervous| [https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/mvx938/thirty-years-of-garbage-pail-kids-876 Mark Newgarden], Co-creator Of GPK}}


{{Quote|I think humor—especially satire—generally makes gatekeeper-type adults very, very nervous|[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/mvx938/thirty-years-of-garbage-pail-kids-876 Mark Newgarden Co-creator Of GPK] }}
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The series was devised by Topps consultant&thinsp;/&thinsp;Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist [[:File:Maus cover.jpg|Art Spiegelman]]{{Jew}} and Mark Newgarden who worked together as the [[editor]]s & art directors of the project, [[Mars Attacks|Len Brown]] acted as manager, and the first run of the cards was drawn exclusively by artist John Pound. Following the initial success of the cards, several additional artists and writers were brought in to contribute, including [[MAD Magazine|Jay Lynch]], [[MAD Magazine|Tom Bunk]], and [[MAD Magazine|James Warhola]], among others.




==GPK IRL B&?==
==GPK IRL B&?==
During the height of the card series' popularity, ''Garbage Pail Kids'' were b& in many [[school]]s. One of the main reasons for the ban was that teachers cited&thinsp;{{citation}} them as distractions during class.
During the height of the card series' popularity, ''Garbage Pail Kids'' were IRL banned by many [[school|academic establishments]], with some even gaining the support of local retailers who opted not to stock the product in support of the draconian faculty edict. One of the main reasons for this prohibition was educators citing  them&thinsp;{{citation}} as persistent distractions during class... still, at least they weren't coming through the door throwing smoke and trying to shoot everybody in the room with an AR-15 on a bump-trigger every few months, ''amirite teach?''


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{{morphquote|gpkb&quotes|background-color: White;|font-weight: bold;
|Some of the pictures on the front of the cards are objectionable but it's the licenses on the back which have me concerned...| Principal Dr. Charles Gersna
|The company is doing nothing [[illegal]] but it is certainly immoral. I believe these cards have overstepped the line of decency.| Elaine Smith, teacher
|When we heard the company was coming out with a third edition we decided to take a stand and are not selling them. We decided we [[Do not want|did not want]] to do anything that would undermine what the teachers were trying to teach the children.| Barbara Brinsky, pharmacy store clerk
}}
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{{:Garbage Pail Kids/Licensed}}


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{{videoframe|GPKvidsNews|background-color: #FF00FF;|font-weight: bold;
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|<youtube>1qsdYd6A7ZQ</youtube>'''CBS News Report &bull; 1986'''}}
|<youtube>1qsdYd6A7ZQ</youtube>'''CBS News Report &bull; 1986'''}}
[[File:GPK School Ban Newspaper.png|thumb|700px|center|[[File:Sid James Says.png|30px]] lol b&]]
{{:Garbage Pail Kids/Licensed}}
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==TIL &bull; Trademark Infringement Lolsuit==
==TIL &bull; Trademark Infringement Lolsuits==
[[File:Brand_gpk.gif|150px|right|Original GPK branding, pre-lolsuit.]]
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![[File:Cabbage_Patch_Kids_Logo-GPK.jpg|350px|center|Cabbage Patch Kids]]
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!<font color="white">GPK</font>
![[File:GPK_Logo_Red.png|285px|center|Original GPK branding, pre-lolsuit.]]
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Topps were [[Lawyer|jewed]] by the makers of ''[[Sex toys|Cabbage Patch Kids]]'' for trademark infringement. As part of the out-of-court settlement Topps modified the appearance of the ''Garbage Pail Kids'' to remove the [[Tracing|resemblance between brands]] & tweaked their logo. Production of the cards themselves continued, but by 1988 sales had bottomed out and a planned 16th series was never produced.
Topps were [[Lawyer|jewed]] by the makers of ''[[Sex toys|Cabbage Patch Kids]]'' for trademark infringement. As part of the out-of-court settlement Topps modified the appearance of the ''Garbage Pail Kids'' to remove the [[Tracing|resemblance between brands]] & tweaked their logo. Production of the cards themselves continued, but by 1988 sales had bottomed out and a planned 16th series was never produced.




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[[Old media|Newspaper]] reports on the court case.}}
[[Old media|Newspaper]] reports on the court case.}}


Fast-forward a few years to October [[2017]] and Topps took it upon themself to sue some sneaky beaner named Luis Diaz, a former employee and GPK artist, after he quit over [[Money|licensing issues]] and had the audacity to knock-off ''their'' knock-off with a line of “Gravage Parody Kids”. Mr Diaz subsequently proceeded to utilize his aforementioned native Hispanic cunning and responded by issuing counterclaims alleging:
#Topps' intellectual property (IP) for ''Garbage Pail Kids'' is not enforceable and
# that certain ''Garbage Pail Kids'' cards infringe Diaz's own copyrights.
<br>
[[File:Luis Diaz GPK Topps 2.png|center|600px|HUCK MAD!]]
[[File:Luis_Diaz_GPK_Topps_1.png|center|600px|Holy coincidence Batman!]]
Diaz obviously needs to be able to clearly show that;
#Topps had access to his works,
#that Topps copied protectable elements of his works, and
#that his works are registered at the Copyright Office.
His filed counterclaims reportedly state that he can. ''The case continues...''


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In [[1980s|1987]], a live-action film based on the card characters was released. Its shitty production made it both a critical and commercial flop, opening poorly in 374 theaters with initial receipts of $661,512 and total gross receipts of $1,576,615, barely making back its 1 million dollar budget. On [[Rotten Tomatoes]], the film holds a [[Divide by zero|0%]] critic rating and <strike>35%</strike> 27% audience rating. It is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made.
In [[1980s|1987]], a live-action film based on the card characters was released. Its shitty production made it both a critical and commercial flop, opening poorly in 374 theaters with initial receipts of $661,512 and total gross receipts of $1,576,615, barely making back its 1 million dollar budget. On [[Rotten Tomatoes]], the film holds a [[Divide by zero|0%]] critic rating and <strike>35%</strike> 27% audience rating. It is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made.


 
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{{videoframe|GPKvids|background-color: #FF00FF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>G40kKu6-Cew</youtube>'''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) &bull; Trailer'''
|<youtube>G40kKu6-Cew</youtube>'''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) &bull; Trailer'''
|<youtube>lHa5FjYhOUY</youtube>'''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) &bull; Opening Credits
|<youtube>lHa5FjYhOUY</youtube>'''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) &bull; Opening Credits'''
|<youtube>iEgEQQ44ogo</youtube>'''The GPK Movie Soundtrack &bull; “You Can Be a Garbage Pail Kid”'''}}
|<youtube>iEgEQQ44ogo</youtube>'''The GPK Movie Soundtrack &bull; “You Can Be a Garbage Pail Kid”'''
|<youtube>v=tEvJHym8NKg</youtube>'''[[Doug Walker|Nostalgia Critic's]] review of the movie'''}}




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==GPK IRL B& 2: Electric Boogaloo==
==GPK IRL B& 2: Electric Boogaloo==
[[File:GPK_Newspaper_Article_02.png|thumb|Typical GPK Movie review.]]
[[File:GPK_Newspaper_Article_02.png|thumb|Typical GPK Movie review.]]
The American television-network [[CBS]] commissioned an entire season of GPK [[cartoon]]s, and heavily promoted it in the run-up to the 1987-88 season. However, it was abruptly pulled a few days before its debut, and was replaced with an extra half hour of ''[[Infantilism|Muppet Babies]]'', which was expanded to 90 minutes in order to [[LOL|fill the slot]] after ''Garbage Pail Kids'' was pulled from the schedule.
The American television-network [[CBS]] commissioned an entire season of GPK [[cartoon]]s, and heavily promoted it in the run-up to their 1987-88 season. However, it was abruptly pulled a few days before its debut, and was replaced with an extra half hour of ''[[Infantilism|Muppet Babies]]'', which was expanded to 90 minutes in order to [[LOL|fill the slot]] after ''Garbage Pail Kids'' was pulled from the schedule.


CBS removed the series from their schedule, following protests from ''[[Moralfags|Action for Children's Television]]'', the ''[[Censor|National Coalition on Television Violence]]'', and the ''[[Christfags|Christian Leaders for Responsible Television]]'' (a part of the ''[[Incest|American Family Association]]''). The reasons given were that the series ridiculed the [[handicapped]] and glorified [[violence]], along with the common issue eventually rectified by the [[Law|Children's Television Act]] that the program was effectively program-length ads for the toys and [[trading card|cards]] of the ''Garbage Pail Kids'' franchise.
CBS removed the series from their schedule, following protests from ''[[Moralfags|Action for Children's Television]]'', the ''[[Censor|National Coalition on Television Violence]]'', and the ''[[Christfags|Christian Leaders for Responsible Television]]'' (a part of the ''[[Incest|American Family Association]]''). The reasons given were that the series ridiculed the [[handicapped]] and glorified [[violence]], along with the common issue eventually rectified by the [[Law|Children's Television Act]] that the program was effectively program-length ads for the toys and [[trading card|cards]] of the ''Garbage Pail Kids'' franchise.
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== 30 Years Of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story ==
== 30 Years Of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story ==


''30 Years Of Garbage'' is a documentary deatailing the rise and fall of the GPK line in the [[1980s]] but more amusingly it's two hours of the creators whining about the legal butthurt they and TOPPs were handed because their product resembled, a little too closely, current products such as the ''Crappage Patch Kids''.
''30 Years Of Garbage'' is a documentary detailing the rise and fall of the GPK line in the [[1980s]] but more amusingly it's two hours of the creators whining about the protracted legal aggravation they and Topps were forced to go through because their product resembled, just a smidgen too closely, a shitty little mongoloid-looking kid's doll.


[[Some argue|Some fans]] of the product also preach a little too [[leftard|left handedly]] that GPK were embraced by children because they were the first product that showed them the true idiocy of major [[corporations]] and attempted to take them down a peg. Those more ''au fait'' with juvenile cognitive processes explain that they were popular with kids because they were [[funny]] and [[gross]].
The [[fans]] of the series are also featured; some preaching a little too [[leftard|left handedly]] that GPK were embraced by children because they were the first product that showed them the true idiocy of major [[corporations]] and attempted to take them down a peg — others more ''au fait'' with juvenile cognitive processes go on to explain that they were popular with kids because they were [[funny]] and [[gross]].


The documentary serves as a warning that if children like something and parents hate it, parents will utilise any and all means at their disposal to have it banned.
The documentary serves as a stark warning that if [[children]] love something but [[parents]] hate it enough, parents ''will'' utilise any and all means at their disposal to have it banned.




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==GPK R34?==
==GPK R34?==
Of course, it goes without saying that only a [[sick fuck]] like [[John K]] or [[My Little Pony|Tom Wysom]] would want to see actual Garbage Pail ''Kids'' getting diddled; happily for any onanistically inclined fans of the product ''not'' looking to open themselves up to a period of extended [[Bubba|penal]] servitude, ''Powersville Inc.'' have released a series of GPK themed [[Porno|spank tapes]] that are 100% street-legal.  
Of course, it goes without saying that only a [[sick fuck]] like [[John K]] or [[My Little Pony|Tom Wysom]] would want to see actual Garbage Pail ''Kids'' getting diddled; happily for any onanistically inclined fans of the product ''not'' looking to open themselves up to a period of extended [[Bubba|penal]] servitude, ''Powersville Inc.'' have released a series of GPK themed [[Porno|spank tapes]] that are 100% street-legal... albeit pretty fucking weak.
 
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File:GPK_R34_2a.jpg
File:GPK_R34_3a.jpg
File:GPK_R34_4a.jpg
</gallery>|center}}
 
'''<big><big>Garbage Pail Girls</big></big> &bull; Selections from the Trashy Trilogy'''


⚤ [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=432286045 '''''Garbage Pail Girls 1''''' - Scene 2] &bull; Dirty Harry, Patricia Petite<small> - [[Pornhub]]</small><br>
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⚤ [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=259550476 '''''Garbage Pail Girls 2''''' - Scene 1] &bull; Rick Masters, Tory Lane<small> - [[Pornhub]]</small><br>
'''<big><big>Garbage Pail Girls</big></big> &bull; Selections from the <big>Trashy Trilogy</big>'''
⚤ [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=929625927 '''''Garbage Pail Girls 3''''' - Scene 4] &bull; Jay Ashley, Naudia Nyce<small> - [[Pornhub]]


[https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=432286045 '''''Garbage Pail Girls 1''''' - Scene 2] &bull; Dirty Harry & Patricia Petite ⚤ - <small><small>[[Pornhub]]</small></small><br>
[https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=259550476 '''''Garbage Pail Girls <nowiki>#</nowiki>2''''' - Scene 1] &bull; Rick Masters & Tory Lane ⚤ - <small><small>[[Pornhub]]</small></small><br>
[https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=929625927 '''''Garbage Pail Girls <nowiki>#</nowiki>3''''' - Scene 4] &bull; Jay Ashley & Naudia Nyce ⚤ - <small><small>[[Pornhub]]</small></small>


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<gallery>File:GPK_R34_1a.jpg|''Garbage Pail Girls''
File:GPK_R34_2a.jpg|''Garbage Pail Girls 2''
File:GPK_R34_3a.jpg|''Garbage Pail Girls 3''
File:GPK_R34_4a.jpg|''Cock goes where?''
</gallery>
</center>


==Meet the Kids==
==Meet the Kids==
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File:GPK_Ed_Sheerin.jpg|[[Ginger|ED Sheerin']]
File:GPK_Ed_Sheerin.jpg|[[Ginger|ED Sheerin']]
File:GPK_Botch_ED.jpg|[[Plastic Surgery|Botch ED]]
File:GPK_Botch_ED.jpg|[[Plastic Surgery|Botch ED]]
File:GPK Lena Dumpham.jpg|[[Lena Dunham|Lena Dumpham]]
File:GPK Lena Dumpham.jpg|[[Lena Dunham|LENA Dumpham]]
File:20180806 235411.jpg|[[Transformers|ROY Bot]]
File:Trigglypuff-garbage-pail.jpg|[[Trigglypuff|Triggered TINA]]
File:Garbage Pail Kids Burger Ben.jpg|[[Burger|Burger BEN]]
File:GPK Obey They Live.jpg|[[They Live|OBEY]]
File:Garbage pail kid nuke.jpeg
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*[[Abortion]]
*[[Abortion]]
*[[Garbage]]
*[[Garbage]]
*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Trading card]]s
*[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]


==External links==
==External links==
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{{imdb-link|title/tt0093072/|The Garbage Pail Kids Movie}}<br>
{{imdb-link|title/tt0093072/|The Garbage Pail Kids Movie}}<br>
{{imdb-link|title/tt0186747/|Garbage Pail Kids (TV Series)}}
{{imdb-link|title/tt0186747/|Garbage Pail Kids (TV Series)}}
*[http://geepeekay.com GEEPEEKAY] &bull; Comprehensive card reference site.
*[http://garbage_pail_kids.tripod.com/ Barren AARON's GPK World] &bull; US & International card reference site.
*[http://geepeekay.com GEEPEEKAY] &bull; Comprehensive US card reference site.
*[https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/garbage_pail_kids_movie GPK Movie Reviews] &bull; Rotten Tomatoes
*[https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/garbage_pail_kids_movie GPK Movie Reviews] &bull; Rotten Tomatoes
*[https://io9.gizmodo.com/5899235/rarest-and-most-expensive-garbage-pail-kids-cards-ever-made Rarest & Most Expensive GPK Cards Ever Made] &bull; io9
*[https://io9.gizmodo.com/5899235/rarest-and-most-expensive-garbage-pail-kids-cards-ever-made Rarest & Most Expensive GPK Cards Ever Made] &bull; io9
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/mvx938/thirty-years-of-garbage-pail-kids-876 Interview With Mark Newgarden Co-Creator of GPK] &bull; Vice
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/mvx938/thirty-years-of-garbage-pail-kids-876 Interview With Mark Newgarden Co-Creator of GPK] &bull; Vice
*[https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/11/26/topps-luis-diaz-garbage-pail-kids/ Topps Sues Luis Diaz Over His Parody Of Their Parody] &bull; BleedingCool
*[https://www.cardboardconnection.com/law-of-cards-luis-diaz-vs-garbage-pail-kids Luis Diaz Alleges Topps’ Garbage Pail Kids IP is Itself Garbage] &bull; Cardboard Connection




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Latest revision as of 12:18, 5 January 2024

GPK
GPK


Typical Garbage Pail Kids sticker card.
“They're in poor taste and have no redeeming value.”

Garbage Pail Kids is a series of sticker trading cards produced by the Topps Company, originally released in 1985 and designed to parody the Cabbage Patch Kid dolls which were popular at the time. Each sticker card features a child exhibiting some form of abnormality, deformity, and/or suffering a lulzy fate. To maximize profit two versions of each card were produced, with variations featuring the same artwork but a different character name denoted by an A or B lettered number. Many of the card backs feature puzzle pieces that form giant murals while other flip-side subjects vary greatly among the series, from licenses and awards to comic strips and, in more recent releases, Facebook profiles.

   
 
I think humor—especially satire—generally makes gatekeeper-type adults very, very nervous
 

 
 

Mark Newgarden, Co-creator Of GPK


The series was devised by Topps consultant / Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Art Spiegelman and Mark Newgarden who worked together as the editors & art directors of the project, Len Brown acted as manager, and the first run of the cards was drawn exclusively by artist John Pound. Following the initial success of the cards, several additional artists and writers were brought in to contribute, including Jay Lynch, Tom Bunk, and James Warhola, among others.


GPK IRL B&?

During the height of the card series' popularity, Garbage Pail Kids were IRL banned by many academic establishments, with some even gaining the support of local retailers who opted not to stock the product in support of the draconian faculty edict. One of the main reasons for this prohibition was educators citing them [citation needed] as persistent distractions during class... still, at least they weren't coming through the door throwing smoke and trying to shoot everybody in the room with an AR-15 on a bump-trigger every few months, amirite teach?


lol b&
   
 
Some of the pictures on the front of the cards are objectionable but it's the licenses on the back which have me concerned...
 

 
 

— Principal Dr. Charles Gersna

   
 
The company is doing nothing illegal but it is certainly immoral. I believe these cards have overstepped the line of decency.
 

 
 

— Elaine Smith, teacher

   
 
When we heard the company was coming out with a third edition we decided to take a stand and are not selling them. We decided we did not want to do anything that would undermine what the teachers were trying to teach the children.
 

 
 

— Barbara Brinsky, pharmacy store clerk


Cheater's License Stupid Student Award Juvenile Delinquency Award
Know-It-All License Right To Be Nasty Award Bad Taste Award

Licensed to Ill?

A selection of the offending licenses & awards.


CBS News Report • 1986



TIL • Trademark Infringement Lolsuits

Cabbage Patch Kids
Cabbage Patch Kids
VS GPK
Original GPK branding, pre-lolsuit.
Original GPK branding, pre-lolsuit.

Topps were jewed by the makers of Cabbage Patch Kids for trademark infringement. As part of the out-of-court settlement Topps modified the appearance of the Garbage Pail Kids to remove the resemblance between brands & tweaked their logo. Production of the cards themselves continued, but by 1988 sales had bottomed out and a planned 16th series was never produced.


Newspaper reports on the court case.


Fast-forward a few years to October 2017 and Topps took it upon themself to sue some sneaky beaner named Luis Diaz, a former employee and GPK artist, after he quit over licensing issues and had the audacity to knock-off their knock-off with a line of “Gravage Parody Kids”. Mr Diaz subsequently proceeded to utilize his aforementioned native Hispanic cunning and responded by issuing counterclaims alleging:

  1. Topps' intellectual property (IP) for Garbage Pail Kids is not enforceable and
  2. that certain Garbage Pail Kids cards infringe Diaz's own copyrights.


HUCK MAD!
HUCK MAD!
Holy coincidence Batman!
Holy coincidence Batman!


Diaz obviously needs to be able to clearly show that;

  1. Topps had access to his works,
  2. that Topps copied protectable elements of his works, and
  3. that his works are registered at the Copyright Office.

His filed counterclaims reportedly state that he can. The case continues...


GPK • The Movie

In 1987, a live-action film based on the card characters was released. Its shitty production made it both a critical and commercial flop, opening poorly in 374 theaters with initial receipts of $661,512 and total gross receipts of $1,576,615, barely making back its 1 million dollar budget. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds a 0% critic rating and 35% 27% audience rating. It is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made.


The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) • Trailer

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) • Opening Credits

The GPK Movie Soundtrack • “You Can Be a Garbage Pail Kid”

Nostalgia Critic's review of the movie



GPK IRL B& 2: Electric Boogaloo

Typical GPK Movie review.

The American television-network CBS commissioned an entire season of GPK cartoons, and heavily promoted it in the run-up to their 1987-88 season. However, it was abruptly pulled a few days before its debut, and was replaced with an extra half hour of Muppet Babies, which was expanded to 90 minutes in order to fill the slot after Garbage Pail Kids was pulled from the schedule.

CBS removed the series from their schedule, following protests from Action for Children's Television, the National Coalition on Television Violence, and the Christian Leaders for Responsible Television (a part of the American Family Association). The reasons given were that the series ridiculed the handicapped and glorified violence, along with the common issue eventually rectified by the Children's Television Act that the program was effectively program-length ads for the toys and cards of the Garbage Pail Kids franchise.

Some advertisers, such as Nabisco, McDonald's and Crayola also pulled out, either due to pressure from interest groups, or because they were unable to pre-screen the series from advanced tapes.

Despite never airing in the United States, it did air in several other countries, including Spain, Brazil, Portugal, Trinidad and Tobago, the United Kingdom, Iceland, Israel, Italy and the Philippines.


Garbage Pail Kids Cartoon • Episode #1

Garbage Pail Kids Cartoon • Episode #2



30 Years Of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story

30 Years Of Garbage is a documentary detailing the rise and fall of the GPK line in the 1980s but more amusingly it's two hours of the creators whining about the protracted legal aggravation they and Topps were forced to go through because their product resembled, just a smidgen too closely, a shitty little mongoloid-looking kid's doll.

The fans of the series are also featured; some preaching a little too left handedly that GPK were embraced by children because they were the first product that showed them the true idiocy of major corporations and attempted to take them down a peg — others more au fait with juvenile cognitive processes go on to explain that they were popular with kids because they were funny and gross.

The documentary serves as a stark warning that if children love something but parents hate it enough, parents will utilise any and all means at their disposal to have it banned.


30 Years of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story • Trailer



GPK R34?

Of course, it goes without saying that only a sick fuck like John K or Tom Wysom would want to see actual Garbage Pail Kids getting diddled; happily for any onanistically inclined fans of the product not looking to open themselves up to a period of extended penal servitude, Powersville Inc. have released a series of GPK themed spank tapes that are 100% street-legal... albeit pretty fucking weak.


Garbage Pail Girls • Selections from the Trashy Trilogy

Garbage Pail Girls 1 - Scene 2 • Dirty Harry & Patricia Petite ⚤ - Pornhub
Garbage Pail Girls #2 - Scene 1 • Rick Masters & Tory Lane ⚤ - Pornhub
Garbage Pail Girls #3 - Scene 4 • Jay Ashley & Naudia Nyce ⚤ - Pornhub


Meet the Kids




See also

Adam Bomb
Adam Bomb

External links

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Garbage Pail Kids (TV Series)


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