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[[File:Halloween 1 1978 Poster.jpg| | [[File:Halloween 1 1978 Poster.jpg|200px|thumb|The movie that birthed a million <strike>nightmares</strike> shitty sequels.]] | ||
Imagine, if you will, a long-running franchise of [[horror]] movies featuring a [[Star Trek|William Shatner]] | Imagine, if you will, a long-running franchise of [[horror]] movies featuring a [[Star Trek|William Shatner]] look-alike killer who goes around chopping up people, dying and coming back to life over and over. Now imagine that movie franchise has been endlessly milked and rebooted. What you have is the '''''Halloween''''' movie series and franchise based on Child Purge Day. While not spanning more films than the endless ''Friday the 13th'' series, the series manages to have a very loppy semi-continuity, with the [[Old|original]] 1978 film serving as the jumping off point for all but the two shitty [[Music|Rob Zombie]]-produced remakes. | ||
The main character is serial killer Michael Myers, a masked psycho on a quest to kill off the rest of his family. Not to be confused with a very different [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Austin_Powers_International_Man_of_Mystery_theatrical_poster.jpg Mike Myers]. | The main character is serial killer Michael Myers, a masked psycho on a quest to kill off the rest of his family. Not to be confused with a very different [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Austin_Powers_International_Man_of_Mystery_theatrical_poster.jpg Mike Myers]. | ||
In Halloween | ==''Halloween'' (1978) and ''Halloween II''== | ||
[[File:Michael Myers Halloween better get up meme.png|thumb|200px|Memechael Myers]] | |||
''Halloween'' and ''Halloween II'' are basically the same movie. But since the original ''Halloween'' did so well, the producers made a second one which takes place on the same night as the first one and continues from the first one. Both are pretty good slasher flicks... for the 1970s/1980s. | |||
In the 1978 ''Halloween'' movie, the story starts with Michael Myers as a [[shota|young boy]] killing his sister and family. His [[Cl0r0x|nutty]] ass is then locked up in a loony bin for almost a decade after which he escapes during a visit from the good doctor "Dr. Loomis." After which he proceeds to go back to his hometown of Haddonfield and go on a kickass killing spree on his way to find his (secretly) post-murders-adopted sister Laurie Strode (played by Jamie Lee Curtis) and take her out. The second one takes place later the same night in a hospital and follows Myers going after Strode [[recycling|yet again]]. | |||
Also - there's [[tits]] in the first one, for ya pervs interested in that. | Also - there's [[tits]] in the first one, for ya pervs interested in that. | ||
==[[ | ==''[[Shit|Halloween III: Season of the Witch]]''== | ||
After two successful slasher flicks based on the main character, Michael Meyers, Hollywood executives decided to remove him from the series, and employ a chickenshit storyline about a mask company called Silver Shamrock (owned by a old Irish cunt who was totally gay for child sacrifice) which essentially culminated in amazing special effects of maggots and bugs crawling from under the masks, having devoured the wearer. The directors wanted to originally make ''Halloween'' as a yearly standalone anthology film with different characters for each one, so that was the motivation behind the risky decision. ''Season of the Witch'' was a flop at the box office, but has become a cult favorite of fans of the franchise. | |||
[[ | Also - spoiler alert , [[Lie|there aren't even any fucking witches in the film]] - [[Fake News|FALSE ADVERTISING]]!!! [[Truth|The film isn't that bad on its own though.]] | ||
==''Halloween'' 4-6== | |||
''Halloween'' 4-6 basically just retcon stuff from the first few movies and add a bunch of ''weirdo'' [[cult]] stuff to the backstory.. Really unnecessary, but still feature Michael Myers and a retarded loli who gets [[Sick Fuck|impregnated by Michael and has his incest rape baby]] (I'm not kidding). As if these weren't enough movies, they were followed up by... | |||
==Halloween | ==''Halloween H20: 20 Years Later'' and ''Halloween: Resurrection''== | ||
Halloween | ''Halloween H20'' takes place twenty years after the first two ''Halloween'' films, thus the corny pun in the name ([[Trying too hard|HAHA H20 water pun]] [[nope|lol]]) and also ignores the other films for a new story arc. In this film, Laurie Strode is now the [[Dominatrix|headmaster]] of a private boarding school and her son is stalked by Michael Myers as a result of being Michael's nephew. The movie's not that good, but ''Halloween: Resurrection'' is even worse. ''Halloween: Resurrection'' picks up after ''H20'' and focuses around a reality show where several folks spend the night in the Myers house. (Spoiler: [[Duh|They almost all get slaughtered too.]]) | ||
== | ==Rob Zombie's ''Halloween'' films== | ||
[[File:Rob Zombie Halloween 1.jpg|140px|right]] | [[File:Rob Zombie Halloween 1.jpg|140px|right]] | ||
In the late 2000s one hit wonder musician Rob Zombie decided to remake the Halloween films as [[emo|very brooding]] long drawn out shitshows. Only somewhat enjoyable if you go in expecting an entirely different take on Michael Myers and the Halloween story. Not canon, but after all the films - what really | In the late 2000s, one-hit wonder musician Rob Zombie decided to remake the ''Halloween'' films as [[emo|very brooding]] long, drawn out shitshows that moral signal how awful bullying is, and provide the director with an edgy OC self-insert that would put any [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] recolor to shame. Only somewhat enjoyable if you go in expecting an entirely different take on Michael Myers and the ''Halloween'' story. Not canon, but after all the films - what really is anymore?!? | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Halloween 2018== | ==''Halloween'' (2018)== | ||
In 2018, almost a decade after the shitshow that was Rob Zombie's Halloween movies, and the [[Jeb | In 2018, almost a decade after the shitshow that was Rob Zombie's ''Halloween'' movies, and the [[Jeb Bush|low energy]] ''Halloween H20'' and ''Resurrection'' movies, John Carpenter and Blumhouse got together to do a new ''Halloween'' reboot movie. '''ONCE AGAIN''', they made a movie that completely [[Disregard that, I suck cocks|disregards]] the previous continuities of the series. The movie at least features actor Jamie Lee Curtis again as Laurie Strode, and takes place thirty years after the events of the first ''Halloween''. (They may as well have freakin' called it H30!!) | ||
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==''Halloween Kills''== | |||
Basically, it picks up right after the 2018 movie but released [[Last thursday|four years later]], Laurie's fire didn't do shit to that nigga Myers, and now he's back (again). Inevitably, they will likely create another remake after the so-creatively-named upcoming [[sequel]] ''Halloween Ends''. | |||
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==''Halloween Ends''== | |||
Shit. Utter fucking shit that doesn't even [[What the fuck|follow the continuity of the last 2 movies]] and instead puts us in the mind of some mc-curly haired douchebag literally-who named "[[Zoomer|Corey]]" who somehow get's Michael's evilness after getting pimped-choked and becomes almost a copycat killer mentored by him. [[TL;DW]]: They throw Michael into a fucking woodchipper and that's the [[Lie|end...for now at least.]] | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Never too early to hang HALLOWEEN decor - Michael Myers.jpg | |||
File:Halloween Michael Myers phone Jake State Farm meme.jpg | |||
File:Halloween Movie I Got You A Present meme.jpg | File:Halloween Movie I Got You A Present meme.jpg | ||
File:Most Interesting Man In the World meme Michael Myers 1.jpg | File:Most Interesting Man In the World meme Michael Myers 1.jpg | ||
File:Straight Outta Haddonfield Michael Myers Halloween movie meme.jpg | File:Straight Outta Haddonfield Michael Myers Halloween movie meme.jpg | ||
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File:Halloween 2 1981 Meme.jpg | File:Halloween 2 1981 Meme.jpg | ||
File:Perfect Outfit Halloween movie meme.png | File:Perfect Outfit Halloween movie meme.png | ||
File:No matter how fast you run Michael Myers.jpeg | File:No matter how fast you run Michael Myers.jpeg | ||
File:If You thought i wasn't ready for Halloween You're DEAD WRONG Michael Myers meme.jpg | File:If You thought i wasn't ready for Halloween You're DEAD WRONG Michael Myers meme.jpg | ||
File:Michael Myers - Keep Calm I Will Find You Halloween movies meme.jpg | File:Michael Myers - Keep Calm I Will Find You Halloween movies meme.jpg | ||
File:Halloween 1978 movie phone wallpaper.jpg| | File:Michael Myers choking since 1978.jpg | ||
File:Halloween lego movie poster.png | |||
File:Halloween 1978 movie phone wallpaper.jpg|Phone wallpaper | |||
File:Funny-Halloween-Meme-3.jpg | |||
File:Scary-Halloween-Meme-(04).jpg | |||
File:The night no one comes home Halloween 3.jpg | |||
File:Michael Myers Real Men Stay Dedicated To One Girl.jpeg | |||
File:Halloween series - Idea for new sequels meeting.jpg | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Halloween]] - The actual holiday. | |||
*[[Monsters By State]] | |||
*[[Serial killer]] | |||
*[[Video nasties]] | *[[Video nasties]] | ||
==External | ==External links== | ||
*[https://www.popdust.com/halloween-series-ranked-2586062658.html The Halloween films ranked] | *[https://www.popdust.com/halloween-series-ranked-2586062658.html The ''Halloween'' films ranked] | ||
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{{Movies}} | {{Movies}} | ||
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[[Category:TV and Movies]] | [[Category:TV and Movies]] |
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Imagine, if you will, a long-running franchise of horror movies featuring a William Shatner look-alike killer who goes around chopping up people, dying and coming back to life over and over. Now imagine that movie franchise has been endlessly milked and rebooted. What you have is the Halloween movie series and franchise based on Child Purge Day. While not spanning more films than the endless Friday the 13th series, the series manages to have a very loppy semi-continuity, with the original 1978 film serving as the jumping off point for all but the two shitty Rob Zombie-produced remakes.
The main character is serial killer Michael Myers, a masked psycho on a quest to kill off the rest of his family. Not to be confused with a very different Mike Myers.
Halloween (1978) and Halloween II
Halloween and Halloween II are basically the same movie. But since the original Halloween did so well, the producers made a second one which takes place on the same night as the first one and continues from the first one. Both are pretty good slasher flicks... for the 1970s/1980s.
In the 1978 Halloween movie, the story starts with Michael Myers as a young boy killing his sister and family. His nutty ass is then locked up in a loony bin for almost a decade after which he escapes during a visit from the good doctor "Dr. Loomis." After which he proceeds to go back to his hometown of Haddonfield and go on a kickass killing spree on his way to find his (secretly) post-murders-adopted sister Laurie Strode (played by Jamie Lee Curtis) and take her out. The second one takes place later the same night in a hospital and follows Myers going after Strode yet again. Also - there's tits in the first one, for ya pervs interested in that.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
After two successful slasher flicks based on the main character, Michael Meyers, Hollywood executives decided to remove him from the series, and employ a chickenshit storyline about a mask company called Silver Shamrock (owned by a old Irish cunt who was totally gay for child sacrifice) which essentially culminated in amazing special effects of maggots and bugs crawling from under the masks, having devoured the wearer. The directors wanted to originally make Halloween as a yearly standalone anthology film with different characters for each one, so that was the motivation behind the risky decision. Season of the Witch was a flop at the box office, but has become a cult favorite of fans of the franchise.
Also - spoiler alert , there aren't even any fucking witches in the film - FALSE ADVERTISING!!! The film isn't that bad on its own though.
Halloween 4-6
Halloween 4-6 basically just retcon stuff from the first few movies and add a bunch of weirdo cult stuff to the backstory.. Really unnecessary, but still feature Michael Myers and a retarded loli who gets impregnated by Michael and has his incest rape baby (I'm not kidding). As if these weren't enough movies, they were followed up by...
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later and Halloween: Resurrection
Halloween H20 takes place twenty years after the first two Halloween films, thus the corny pun in the name (HAHA H20 water pun lol) and also ignores the other films for a new story arc. In this film, Laurie Strode is now the headmaster of a private boarding school and her son is stalked by Michael Myers as a result of being Michael's nephew. The movie's not that good, but Halloween: Resurrection is even worse. Halloween: Resurrection picks up after H20 and focuses around a reality show where several folks spend the night in the Myers house. (Spoiler: They almost all get slaughtered too.)
Rob Zombie's Halloween films
In the late 2000s, one-hit wonder musician Rob Zombie decided to remake the Halloween films as very brooding long, drawn out shitshows that moral signal how awful bullying is, and provide the director with an edgy OC self-insert that would put any Sonic recolor to shame. Only somewhat enjoyable if you go in expecting an entirely different take on Michael Myers and the Halloween story. Not canon, but after all the films - what really is anymore?!?
Halloween (2018)
In 2018, almost a decade after the shitshow that was Rob Zombie's Halloween movies, and the low energy Halloween H20 and Resurrection movies, John Carpenter and Blumhouse got together to do a new Halloween reboot movie. ONCE AGAIN, they made a movie that completely disregards the previous continuities of the series. The movie at least features actor Jamie Lee Curtis again as Laurie Strode, and takes place thirty years after the events of the first Halloween. (They may as well have freakin' called it H30!!)
Halloween Kills
Basically, it picks up right after the 2018 movie but released four years later, Laurie's fire didn't do shit to that nigga Myers, and now he's back (again). Inevitably, they will likely create another remake after the so-creatively-named upcoming sequel Halloween Ends.
Halloween Ends
Shit. Utter fucking shit that doesn't even follow the continuity of the last 2 movies and instead puts us in the mind of some mc-curly haired douchebag literally-who named "Corey" who somehow get's Michael's evilness after getting pimped-choked and becomes almost a copycat killer mentored by him. TL;DW: They throw Michael into a fucking woodchipper and that's the end...for now at least.
Gallery
See also
- Halloween - The actual holiday.
- Monsters By State
- Serial killer
- Video nasties
External links
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