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'''''SpongeBob SquarePants''''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]] which in turn inspired thousands of equally [[unfunny]] YouTube Poops and compilation videos. . The show is notable for running WAY past its prime and spawning hundreds of unfunny memes that mouth breather [[normies]] post fucking everywhere.


'''''SpongeBob SquarePants''''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]], which in turn inspired thosands of equally [[unfunny]] YouTube Poops and compilation videos. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] [[Steven Universe|in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE]] and on one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day one to the current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] in one way or another by now.
''SpongeBob'' (believe it or not) used to be a funny memorable show for all ages. But after its third season the Jews at Nickelodeon saw SpongeBob as a "marketable character," and rushed episodes out like a monkey flinging turds. Nickelodeon continued running the show into the ground even after the creator Stephen Hillenberg left the show 20 years ago. [[Trolled|Besides this, Nick has shit all over the show's now dead creator by creating a cringe inducing spinoff series that really did not need to exist.]] You best believe Viacom is going to continue milking this maggot infested cow until a new cashcow crops up. You should also expect modern SpongeBob episodes to be unfunny and cancerous with gay jokes that aren't even ironically funny.


== Characters ==
== Characters ==
[[File:RockoSpongebob.jpg|300px|right]]
[[File:RockoSpongebob.jpg|thumb|320px|right|carbon copy of a previous NickToon show? You decide.]]
* '''[[Faggot|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''': The main fag of the show. Despite being clearly overage, he acts like an AIDS infected fucktard who cries every time a baby is born in China and has a crush on Squidward in every single goddamn episode.
'''[[Faggot|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''': The main fag of the show. SpongeBob has been indoctrinating children into becoming gay since 1999. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership?


* '''[[Retard|Patrick Star]]''': SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend and [[Fuckbuddy]].  
'''[[Retard|Patrick Star]]''': SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend.  


* '''[[Tentacle hentai|Squidward Tentacles]]''': A penis nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being [[raep|tortured]] by SpongeBob and Patrick in every episode he appears in. <s>Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode.</s> Turns out, the [[sick fucks]] at Nick made an entire episode, ''Are You Happy Now?'', about trying to make fun of Squidward [[Edgy|supposedly committing suicide]]. But, to avoid ratings dropping, they kept him alive, and his torture continues.
'''[[Complaints|Squidward Tentacles]]''': A pretentious penis-nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being [[raep|tortured]] Patrick and having belligerent sexual tension with SpongeBob. [[Creepypasta|Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode]].  


* '''[[Jews|Eugene Krabs]]''': SpongeBob's cheap ass boss, a reject of a pirate and a failure of a dad. He clearly [[manwhore|got around]] since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money.
'''[[Jews|Eugene Krabs]]''': SpongeBob's cheap-ass boss, a reject of a pirate, and a failure of a dad. He clearly [[manwhore|got around]] since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now [[Jew|all he cares about is money]].


* '''[[Troll|Sheldon Plankton]]''': The troll of the show and a very bad one at it. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. He's a virgin, since he's married to his computer.
'''[[Furry|Sandy Cheeks]]''': The show's main subject of [[Rule 34]]. Despite being [[redneck|Texan]], she's actually the smartest character in the show, i.e. a [[Mary Sue]], which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck.


* '''[[Computer|Karen Plankton]]''': Plankton's computer [[waifu]] that runs on Linux so she can be [[NOT|more advanced]]. Talks with an annoying Jewish accent. In the old episodes, she was a big [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|Cathode Ray Monitor]] on the wall, but in the [[shit|modern episodes]] she is a portable computer on wheels, kinda like computers in real life now. She is the fan favorite on [[Tumblr]].
'''[[Troll|Sheldon Plankton]]''': The troll of the show, notice that he fails at trolling. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. Also a virgin, since he's married to a computer.


* '''[[Furry|Sandy Cheeks]]''': The show's main subject of [[Rule 34]]. Despite being [[redneck|Texan]], she's actually smart and athletic, i.e. a [[Mary Sue]], which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck or getting raped...or both.
'''[[A cat is fine too|Gary]]''': Spongebob's pet [[pussy|snail]] that eats the couch when his retard owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show besides Sandy.


* '''[[Fat|Mrs. Puff]]''': SpongeBob's [[MILF]] teacher who runs the ocean's boat-driving [[torture|school]] and wears a sailor uniform. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his [[retard|intelligence]] on the wheel but pretends to like him so he doesn't [[autistic screeching|cry]]. Her husband is dead, so she wants to [[fuck|experiment]] with Mr. Krabs.
'''[[Fat|Mrs. Puff]]''': SpongeBob's driving instructor. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his [[retard|intelligence]] at the wheel.


* '''[[16-year-old girl|Pearl Krabs]]''': The bitchy crybaby teen of the show who is a [[Man The Harpoons|big fat whale]]. She has Mr. Krabs as her father. Most people with a [[common knowledge|brain]] would assume she is adopted, but ''SpongeBob's'' creator insists she and Mr. Krabs are biologically related. Her mother was obviously hunted down by Chinese fishermen.
'''[[16-year-old girl|Pearl Krabs]]''': The bitchy crybaby teen of the show that nobody likes. Her father is a crab and the mother hunted down by Chinese fishermen. Once a minor character, she now stars in her own episodes, which all suck.


* '''[[A cat is fine too|Gary the Snail]]''': SpongeBob's pet [[pussy|snail]] that eats the couch when his retarded owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show, despite how the villains are literally supposed to be an evil genius and a talking computer, because the current show writers have [[dumbfuck|dumbed down]] everyone else.
'''[[Computer|Karen]]''': Plankton's computer [[waifu]] that runs on Linux, so she can be [[NOT|more advanced]]. Acts like a bitch and talks with an annoying Jew - accent.


* '''[[Insane|Tom Smith]]''': The [[angery]] townsperson fish that screams [[chocolate|"CHOCOLATE!!"]] in the episode '''[[Nigger|Chocolate With Nuts]]'''.
'''[[Body builder|Larry the Lobster]]''': A giant red lobster who spends all day pumping iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.


* '''[[Pedo|Patchy the Pirate]]''': A [[basement-dweller|grown man]] in a pirate suit who "hosts" the special episodes of the show to pad out the running time.
'''[[Insane|Tom Smith]]''': The [[shit nobody cares about|background character]] that screams [[chocolate|"CHOCOLATE!!"]] in episode '''[[Nigger|Chocolate With Nuts]]'''.


* '''[[Old people|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]''': A duo of washed up [[Rotten|senile]] ex superheroes that fights a [[Drugs|talking mud bubble]] and a [[gimp]] in order to save [[Chernobyl|the ocean]].
'''[[Pirate|The Flying Dutchman]]''': A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.


* '''[[Pirate|The Flying Dutchman]]''': A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.
'''[[Old people|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]''': A duo of washed up [[Rotten|senile]] ex-superheroes that fights a [[Drugs|talking mud bubble]] and a [[gimp]] in order to save [[Chernobyl|the ocean]].
 
* '''[[Body builder|Larry the Lobster]]''': A [[shit nobody cares about|background character]] who is a giant [[Faggot|metrosexual]] red lobster that pumps iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.
 
* '''[[God|Fred the Fish]]''': Another background character whose lines have been endlessly pilfered by YouTube Poopers for [[Deuueaugh|forced]] [[REV UP THOSE FRYERS|meme]] material.
 
* '''[[Loser|Bubble Bass]]''': Typical [[obese|fatass]] [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[geek]] with no social life and literally lives with his mom. Likes to collect anime figures and stuff his fat face with krabby patties.
 
== Copyright infringement ==
[[File:Bobspongee.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Batman|Shitty Comic = $8 billion idea]]]]
Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a [[Webcomic|comic]] about a sponge named "[[Spengbab|Bob Spongee]]" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, ''SpongeBob's'' creator, [[fucked|met]] Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show ''[[Furfaggotry|Rocko's Modern Life]]'', of which the plot consisted of a [[Fursona|Wallaby]] who [[SpongeBob |lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss]]. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, [[Nickelodeon]] canceled it and [[b&|booted]] his ass out of there. Needing another [[cartoon]] to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg [[Sonichu|took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an Internet regular]]. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for [[Nick Simmons|copyright infringement]], but [[Viacom|the court]] said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to [[GTFO]]! <sup>[http://joemurraystudio.com/]</sup>


== Memes ==
== Memes ==
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*[[This is Sparta|This is PATRICK!!]]
*[[This is Sparta|This is PATRICK!!]]
*[[Wumbo]]
*[[Wumbo]]
== Copyright infringement ==
[[File:Bobspongee.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Shitty comic = $8 billion idea]]
Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a [[Webcomic|comic]] about a sponge named "[[Spengbab|Bob Spongee]]" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, SpongeBob's creator, [[fucked|met]] Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show ''[[Furfaggotry|Rocko's Modern Life]]'', of which the plot consisted of a [[Fursona|Wallaby]] who [[SpongeBob |lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss]]. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, [[Nickelodeon]] canceled it and [[b&|booted]] his ass out of there. Needing another [[cartoon]] to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg [[Sonichu|took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an internet regular]]. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for [[Nick Simmons|copyright infringement]], but [[Viacom|the court]] said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to [[GTFO]]! <sup>[http://joemurraystudio.com/]</sup>
{{clear}}


== Sweet Victory ==
== Sweet Victory ==
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'''Sweet Victory''' is a power ballad, semi pseudo-metal song and one of the only decent forced memes from SpongeBob Squarepants that aired during the season 2 episode of ''Band Geeks'' and is currently a source of all out outrage for [[fag|Fanfags]] because following the death of Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg in 2018 fans of [[Shit|Spongebob]] wanted to honor him with the song being played at The Super Bowel Halftime Show in 2019
'''Sweet Victory''' is a power ballad, semi pseudo-metal song and one of the only decent forced memes from SpongeBob Squarepants that aired during the season 2 episode of ''Band Geeks'' and is currently a source of all out outrage for [[fag|Fanfags]] because following the death of Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg in 2018 fans of [[Shit|Spongebob]] wanted to honor him with the song being played at The Super Bowel Halftime Show in [[2019]].


Fans were disappointed, [[butthurt]] and sent into an autistic rage when after, over a million signatures on Change.org they were only treated to Spongebob Introducing Travis Scott.
Fans were disappointed, [[butthurt]] and sent into an autistic rage when after, over a million signatures on Change.org they were only treated to Spongebob Introducing Travis Scott.


Currently there is another petition to have it played during the 2020 Super Bowel Half Time Show that might actually have success because the disappointment doesn't flow just from the fans of Spongebob but media outlets that feel that they were robbed after having seen Spongebob during the Half Time Rehersals.
Currently there is another petition to have it played during the [[2020]] Super Bowel Halftime Show that might actually have success because the disappointment doesn't flow just from the fans of Spongebob but media outlets that feel that they were robbed after having seen Spongebob during the Half Time Rehersals.


{{Quote|As a tribute to his legacy, his contributions to a generation of children, and to truly showcase the greatness of this song, we call for Sweet Victory to be performed at the Halftime Show|[http://archive.is/uKVMJ Change.Org]}}
{{Quote|As a tribute to his legacy, his contributions to a generation of children, and to truly showcase the greatness of this song, we call for Sweet Victory to be performed at the Halftime Show|[http://archive.is/uKVMJ Change.Org]}}
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<center><youtube>k9iYm9PEAHg</youtube></center>


==Galleries==
==Gallery==
===Spongey Gallery===
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File:Spongebob.jpg|Typical ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' fan
File:Spongebob.jpg|Typical ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' fan
File:SpongeBob peep.jpg
File:SpongeBob peep.jpg
File:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg| [[You]] would
File:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg| [[You]] would
File:Sandy_squirrel_34.jpg|The [[Furry|sexy squirrel]] finally goes whore
File:Spongebob Christmas.png
File:Spongebob Christmas.png
File:SpongeDemon.jpg|[[Truth|When you misbehave, SpongeBob becomes it, unknown to all, and to come to eat you]].
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File:Spongebob lick 2.gif
File:SpongeDemon.jpg|[[Truth|When you misbehave, SpongeBob becomes it, unknown to all, and to come to eat you]].
File:Squidward Gurl.gif
File:Squidward Gurl.gif
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File:Squidward.jpg
File:MOARkrabs.jpg|[[Morbid Krabs|MOAR]]
File:MOARkrabs.jpg|[[Morbid Krabs|MOAR]]
File:Oy Vey Mr Krabs.gif
File:Spongebob Nightmare fuel.jpg|IM READY! IM READY! IM READY! To rape you in your sleep!
File:Spongebob Nightmare fuel.jpg|IM READY! IM READY! IM READY! To rape you in your sleep!
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File:Spengebab fuck you.gif
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File:Squidwardsrule34dance.gif
File:assward.png|Spongebob attempting to resist [[buttsecks|homosexual advances]].
File:assward.png|Spongebob attempting to resist [[buttsecks|homosexual advances]].
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File:Everythingitouch.png
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File:Mermaid Man (Evil).GIF
File:Niggapants.JPG
File:Niggapants.JPG
File:Sponge.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Bix Nood's]] version of SpongeBob.
File:Sponge.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Bix Nood's]] version of SpongeBob
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File:Blackbob.JPG
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File:KrabsGasm.GIF
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File:Patrick hurr.gif
File:SpongePlz.gif|Dancing Spider-Man has got some competition.
File:Krabs Choking on an Apple.jpeg
File:spongebob r34.jpg|''SpongeBob'''s themes have matured somewhat over the years
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File:Patrick computer.jpg
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File:Spongebob oh exploitable.jpg
File:14272 main.jpg|[[Demon]] state-based Spongebob [[animu]] version
File:spongebob gay confirmed.jpg|thumb|And you wondered why it seems sexual deviancy has become more common in recent years.
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===Rule 34===
===Rule 34===
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==Videos==
== Videos ==
<center>{{fv|SpongeBob videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
<center>{{fv|SpongeBob videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>DrdptDLQ2rA</youtube>'''Squidward's Nose'''
|[[File:spongebob me boy.mov]]<center>Further proof SpongeBob's a bottom</center>
|<youtube>e1cpq0IQJO4</youtube>'''SpongeBob on ''[[Chris Hansen|Dateline NBC]]''.'''
|[[File:patrick anal.mov]]
|<youtube>tkzuXYGQ9pA</youtube>'''SpongeBalls SquareAss.'''
|<youtube>e1cpq0IQJO4</youtube><center>SpongeBob on ''[[Chris Hansen|Dateline NBC]]''</center>
|<youtube>9ZRKfyABraM</youtube>'''The sequel.'''
|<youtube>Pyy8YpjNMiA</youtube><center>What really goes down on under the sea</center>
|<youtube>iJCO5v2Lli8</youtube>'''SpongeBong HempPants.'''
|<youtube>YSzOXtXm8p0</youtube><center>THIS IS PATRICK!</center>
|<youtube>ytHUb9U6i7I</youtube>'''The fans.'''
|<youtube>AqMBdu9_96A</youtube><center>SpongeBong HempPants</center>
|<youtube>g-9Tho7a4TI</youtube>'''Typical episode.'''
|<youtube>ytHUb9U6i7I</youtube><center>The fans</center>
|<youtube>Wu8w934QF4c</youtube>'''Everybody saw this video back in [[2007]].'''
|<youtube>g-9Tho7a4TI</youtube><center>Typical episode</center>
}}</center>
}}</center>


==See also==
== See also ==
* ''[[Adventure Time]]'' - Had a chance at becoming a show on Nickelodeon, but was declined for being "too weird".  
* ''[[Adventure Time]]'' - Had a chance at becoming a show on Nickelodeon, but was declined for being "too weird".  
* ''[[Dora the Explorer]]'' - Has been seen on Nickelodeon ads, formerly as a "mascot" alongside SpongeBob himself.  
* ''[[Dora the Explorer]]'' - Has been seen on Nickelodeon ads, formerly as a "mascot" alongside SpongeBob himself.  
* ''[[Doug]]''
* ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' - Another cartoon that Nickelodeon kept airing for a long time.  
* ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' - Another cartoon that Nickelodeon kept airing for a long time.  
* ''[[Jimmy Neutron|The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius]]''
* ''[[LazyTown]]''
* ''[[LazyTown]]''
* ''[[Littlest Pet Shop]]''
* ''[[Littlest Pet Shop]]''
* ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' - Overrated cartoon that much of SpongeBob's fanbase went to watch.
* ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''
* [[MysteriousMrEnter]]
* [[MysteriousMrEnter]]
* ''[[PAW Patrol]]'' - One of Nick's other cash cows.  
* ''[[PAW Patrol]]'' - One of Nick's other cash cows.  
* ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' - Disney's answer to SpongeBob. Once aired the show nonstop at times during it's run.  
* ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' - Disney's answer to SpongeBob. Once aired the show nonstop at times during its' run.  
* ''[[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|Rugrats]]
* ''[[Teen Titans Go!]]'' - Cartoon Network's answer to SpongeBob. CN continually airs said show 24/7 like Nick does to SpongeBob.  
* ''[[Teen Titans Go!]] - Cartoon Network's answer to SpongeBob. Continually airs the show 24/7 like SpongeBob.  
* ''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
* ''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
* ''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another overrated cartoon on Nickelodeon.  
* ''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another overrated cartoon on Nickelodeon.  
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' - The only cartoon that has aired longer than SpongeBob <s>besides Arthur</s>  
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' - The only cartoon that has aired longer than SpongeBob <s>besides Arthur</s>  
* [[Viacom]] - The corporation who continually milks the fuck out of SpongeBob's "popularity".  
* [[Viacom]] - The corporation that continually milks the fuck out of SpongeBob's "popularity".
* [[Wumbo]]


==External links==
==External links==
* {{dauser|spengbob|SpongeBob deviantART community}}
* {{dauser|spengbob|SpongeBob deviantART community}}
* {{archive|BfQCH|Will ''SpongeBob'' make you gay?}}
* [http://www.nbcnews.com/id/6852828/ Will SpongeBob make you gay?]
* '''[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stephen-hillenburg-dead-spongebob-squarepants-creator-dies-at-57-1164132?utm_source=twitter&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral Hollywood Reporter: Stephen Hillenburg, Creator of 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' Dies at 57]''' - [[Goodnight sweet prince]]. May he rest in peace in a pineapple under the sea.
* '''[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stephen-hillenburg-dead-spongebob-squarepants-creator-dies-at-57-1164132?utm_source=twitter&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral Hollywood Reporter: Stephen Hillenburg, Creator of 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' Dies at 57]''' - [[Goodnight sweet prince]]. May he rest in peace in a pineapple under the sea.


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Latest revision as of 03:18, 5 November 2024

NICKELODEON'S JEW GOLD MAKER IS NOW 26!!!!1!
Typical episode

SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anus which in turn inspired thousands of equally unfunny YouTube Poops and compilation videos. . The show is notable for running WAY past its prime and spawning hundreds of unfunny memes that mouth breather normies post fucking everywhere.

SpongeBob (believe it or not) used to be a funny memorable show for all ages. But after its third season the Jews at Nickelodeon saw SpongeBob as a "marketable character," and rushed episodes out like a monkey flinging turds. Nickelodeon continued running the show into the ground even after the creator Stephen Hillenberg left the show 20 years ago. Besides this, Nick has shit all over the show's now dead creator by creating a cringe inducing spinoff series that really did not need to exist. You best believe Viacom is going to continue milking this maggot infested cow until a new cashcow crops up. You should also expect modern SpongeBob episodes to be unfunny and cancerous with gay jokes that aren't even ironically funny.

Characters

carbon copy of a previous NickToon show? You decide.

SpongeBob SquarePants: The main fag of the show. SpongeBob has been indoctrinating children into becoming gay since 1999. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership?

Patrick Star: SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend.

Squidward Tentacles: A pretentious penis-nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being tortured Patrick and having belligerent sexual tension with SpongeBob. Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode.

Eugene Krabs: SpongeBob's cheap-ass boss, a reject of a pirate, and a failure of a dad. He clearly got around since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money.

Sandy Cheeks: The show's main subject of Rule 34. Despite being Texan, she's actually the smartest character in the show, i.e. a Mary Sue, which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck.

Sheldon Plankton: The troll of the show, notice that he fails at trolling. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. Also a virgin, since he's married to a computer.

Gary: Spongebob's pet snail that eats the couch when his retard owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show besides Sandy.

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob's driving instructor. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his intelligence at the wheel.

Pearl Krabs: The bitchy crybaby teen of the show that nobody likes. Her father is a crab and the mother hunted down by Chinese fishermen. Once a minor character, she now stars in her own episodes, which all suck.

Karen: Plankton's computer waifu that runs on Linux, so she can be more advanced. Acts like a bitch and talks with an annoying Jew - accent.

Larry the Lobster: A giant red lobster who spends all day pumping iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.

Tom Smith: The background character that screams "CHOCOLATE!!" in episode Chocolate With Nuts.

The Flying Dutchman: A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: A duo of washed up senile ex-superheroes that fights a talking mud bubble and a gimp in order to save the ocean.

Memes

"Yeah you gotta be a genius to figure out what`s the inspiration behind this forced-meme!"

Among the forced memes this show is guilty of spawning include:

Shitty comic = $8 billion idea

Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a comic about a sponge named "Bob Spongee" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, SpongeBob's creator, met Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show Rocko's Modern Life, of which the plot consisted of a Wallaby who lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, Nickelodeon canceled it and booted his ass out of there. Needing another cartoon to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an internet regular. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for copyright infringement, but the court said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to GTFO! [1]

Sweet Victory

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Sweet Victory is a power ballad, semi pseudo-metal song and one of the only decent forced memes from SpongeBob Squarepants that aired during the season 2 episode of Band Geeks and is currently a source of all out outrage for Fanfags because following the death of Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg in 2018 fans of Spongebob wanted to honor him with the song being played at The Super Bowel Halftime Show in 2019.

Fans were disappointed, butthurt and sent into an autistic rage when after, over a million signatures on Change.org they were only treated to Spongebob Introducing Travis Scott.

Currently there is another petition to have it played during the 2020 Super Bowel Halftime Show that might actually have success because the disappointment doesn't flow just from the fans of Spongebob but media outlets that feel that they were robbed after having seen Spongebob during the Half Time Rehersals.

   
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As a tribute to his legacy, his contributions to a generation of children, and to truly showcase the greatness of this song, we call for Sweet Victory to be performed at the Halftime Show
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—Change.Org

   
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David and I both looked at each other just like, this is gonna be huge. And it was huge, anytime this came up people’s jaws would drop
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—Bob Kulick

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  • Squidward's eager face
    Squidward's eager face
  • MOAR
    MOAR
  • IM READY! IM READY! IM READY! To rape you in your sleep!
    IM READY! IM READY! IM READY! To rape you in your sleep!
  • U MAD
    U MAD
  • Spongebob attempting to resist homosexual advances.
    Spongebob attempting to resist homosexual advances.
  • Bix Nood's version of SpongeBob
    Bix Nood's version of SpongeBob
  • What has science done?!
    What has science done?!
  • Some unrelated anime sh- ...Wait.did it wrong?
    Some unrelated anime sh- ...Wait.did it wrong?
  • SpongeBob's employer
    SpongeBob's employer
  • Black women love SpongeBob
    Black women love SpongeBob
  • SpongeBob finally fucking loses it
    SpongeBob finally fucking loses it
  • Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
    Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
  • A screenshot from the upcoming war epic, Full Metal SquarePants.
    A screenshot from the upcoming war epic, Full Metal SquarePants.
  • Typical Spongebob viewer
    Typical Spongebob viewer
  • Typical Spongebob fanart
    Typical Spongebob fanart
  • Moar typical fanart
    Moar typical fanart
  • Spongebob IRL
    Spongebob IRL
  • Tubgirl crossover episode.
    Tubgirl crossover episode.
  • Cockmongler crossover episode.
    Cockmongler crossover episode.
  • Allahu akbar!
    Allahu akbar!
  • A significant improvement.
    A significant improvement.
  • SpongeBob's splinter
    SpongeBob's splinter
  • Dancing Spider-Man has got some competition.
    Dancing Spider-Man has got some competition.
  • SpongeBob's themes have matured somewhat over the years
    SpongeBob's themes have matured somewhat over the years
  • And you wondered why it seems sexual deviancy has become more common in recent years.
    And you wondered why it seems sexual deviancy has become more common in recent years.

Rule 34

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  • Like mu juices?
    Like mu juices?

Videos

Further proof SpongeBob's a bottom
SpongeBob on Dateline NBC
What really goes down on under the sea
THIS IS PATRICK!
SpongeBong HempPants
The fans
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