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[[Image:Castration.jpg|thumb|300px|[http://www.eunuch.org/ Sick shit]]]


[[Image:Castration.jpg|thumb|300px|<s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|This looks shooped to me, I can tell by the raging erection</s>.]] No, people do that sick shit for fun. [http://www.eunuch.org/ (Some sick shit.)] ]]
'''Castration''' is the removal of the [[balls|testes]] from a male organism.  Side effects include de-masculinization, mental [[retard]]ation, [[Troll's Remorse]], decreased libido, and improved flavor.
'''Castration''' is the removal of the [[balls|testes]] from a male organism.  Side effects include de-masculinization, mental [[retard]]ation, [[Troll's Remorse]], decreased libido, and improved flavor.


== Why Castration? ==
== Why Castration? ==
 
* Livestock are frequently castrated to keep [[furries]] from sneaking onto the farm to have their [[anus]]es destroyed by [[Mr. Hands|horsepenis]].   
[[Image:King kong castrated.jpg|thumb|[[The Amazing Atheist]] gets pwned by Razorwitch.]]
* Livestock are frequently castrated to keep [[furries]] from sneaking onto the farm to have their [[anus]]es destroyed by [[bestiality|bullpenis]].   
* [[Pedophiles]] may be castrated to keep them from [[raping]] children. But that would stop the [[lulz]].
* [[Pedophiles]] may be castrated to keep them from [[raping]] children. But that would stop the [[lulz]].
* [[Transsexual]]s may decide to be castrated to cease production of [[logic|androgens]].  However, this makes it impossible to sustain an [[erection]], so doing this too early greatly decreases the amount of [[money]] one can make by [[prostitute|whoring]] oneself out on [[Craigslist]] to afford [[Shemale#Your_Journey_to_Womanhood|sex reassignment surgery.]]
* [[Transsexual]]s may decide to be castrated to cease production of [[logic|androgens]].  However, this makes it impossible to sustain an [[erection]], so doing this too early greatly decreases the amount of [[money]] one can make by [[prostitute|whoring]] oneself out on [[Craigslist]] to afford [[Shemale#Your_Journey_to_Womanhood|sex reassignment surgery.]]
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==Vasectomy==
==Vasectomy==
[[Image:Statueguy.jpg|thumb| A monument symbolizing a mans liberation from babies via vasectomy. Although this seems pointless since his cock is so tiny anyway.]]
A Vasectomy is a method of [[POS|birth control]] that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile.  In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against [[babies]] and the dreaded [[Cock Trapper|cock-trappers]].  It can save you from forced [[marriage]], [[drama]], legal action, trips to the [[Maury|Maury show]] and save you [[Over 9000|thousands of dollars]]. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra [[man points]] in the process. So [[STFU]] and [[DO IT FAGGOT]]
A Vasectomy is a method of [[POS|birth control]] that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile.  In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against [[babies]] and the dreaded [[Cock Trapper|cock-trappers]].  It can save you from forced [[marriage]], [[drama]], legal action, trips to the [[Maury|Maury show]] and save you [[Over 9000|thousands of dollars]]. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra [[man points]] in the process. So [[STFU]] and [[DO IT FAGGOT]]


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*[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html A true male hero who severely PWNED a would-be cock trapping cunt with a Vasectomy. Not that this is a story he could ever tell his children of course.]
*[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html A true male hero who severely PWNED a would-be cock trapping cunt with a Vasectomy. Not that this is a story he could ever tell his children of course.]


== Notable People Who Have Been Castrated ==
==Gallery==
 
* [[Bill Clinton]]
* [[Chris Crocker]]
* [[Chris Hansen]]
* [[Jesus]]
* [[Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]]
* [[John Edwards]]
* [[Moot]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Triggur]]
* [[Hitler]]
[[Image:Furrysickfuckballplay.jpg|thumb|300px| Some [[furries]] take care of the problem themselves.]]
[[Image:Www plus613 com 683730.jpg|thumb|300px| Dogs can get castrated too.]]
 
== Notable People Who Should Be Castrated ==
* <s>[[Pedobear]]</s>
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* [[Rosie O'Donnell]]
* [[W.T. Snacks]]
* [[piss|R. Kelly]]
* [[Swirl face]]
* [[You]]
* [[Furries]] Obviously
* [[Snapesnogger]]
* [[Brian Peppers]]
 
 
Remember, there is no point castrating [[emos]] because nobody wants to [[fuck]] them and all the blood is rushing to their wrists anyway.


== People Who Can Help You Be Castrated ==
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[[Image:Looking_for_these_by_Razorwitch.jpg|thumb|left|A real [[feminist]] would be wearing flannel.]]
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[[Image:Special1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Girlvinyl]] can [[Girlvinyl's vagina|help]], but probably won't.]]
File:Feminator day of castration.png|''Feminator: Day of Castration''
File:Hentai castration.gif
File:Hentai castration.jpg
File:Horse castration 1.jpg
File:Horse castration 2.jpg
</gallery>
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<gallery perrow="5">
File:Horse castration 3.jpg
File:Spike castration.jpg
File:MLP castration.jpg
File:King kong castrated.jpg|[[The Amazing Atheist]] gets pwned by Razorwitch.
File:Retard couple eunich.jpg|[[retard|Retards]] enjoy being castrated.
File:Tinyhime castrates pedobear.jpg
File:Pig with no balls.jpg
</gallery>}}


* [[Hilary Clinton]]
==Videos==
* [[Jesse Jackson]]
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
* [[Your mom]]
|<youtube>4mPYJnLtO70</youtube><center>'''Eunuch Talks About Castration'''</center>
* [[Girlvinyl]]
|<center><youtube>nrvDhSB7GHk</youtube></center><center>'''Castration  and cock cutting is always [[pain series|funny]], especially if done by a [[woman]]'''</center>
* [[Feminists]]
|<youtube>xd66Gw9IMfc</youtube><center>'''Thankfully christfags do it to themselves'''</center>
* [[Hitler]]
|<youtube>Ptjg_1VfiBk</youtube><center>'''Mobsters cutting some guys dick and balls off'''</center>
* [http://www.razorwitch.deviantart.com Razor Witch]
|<youtube>7aA3JUaoork</youtube><center>'''Typical Texan mom tears sons balls off'''</center>
* [http://www.tmeltzer.com/ Dr. Toby Meltzer] - [[ya rly]].
|<youtube>qx2GuZMfNp8</youtube><center>'''Robocop being the master castrator'''</center>
* [http://www.felixspector.com/ Dr. Felix Spector] - [[ya rly]], but [[party van|v&]] and [[old|retired]]
|<youtube>1A7gBS3QiqA</youtube><center>'''[[Mitchell Henderson|Henderson's]] castration tools'''</center>
* [[Vagina dentata]]
|<youtube>fftnExG-WFg</youtube><center>'''White woman [[lie|biting]] a reindeer's balls off'''</center>
|<youtube>OAqydwhWcx8</youtube><center>'''You can't spell Loli without lol. Pedo gets cured.'''</center>
}}</center>


== See also ==
== See also ==
[[Image:Retard couple eunich.jpg|thumb|[[retard|Retards]] enjoy being castrated.]]
* [[Brony]]
 
* [[Childfree]]
* [[Childfree]]
* [[Condom]]
* [[Condom]]
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* [[Feminism]]
* [[Feminism]]
* [[Liberal]]
* [[Liberal]]
* [[Lifetime]] - What castrated men watch.
* [[Shemale]]
* [[Shemale]]
* [[Transsexual]]
* [[Transsexual]]
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* [[My Tiny Dick|Who needs castration?]]
* [[My Tiny Dick|Who needs castration?]]
* [[Sean Taylor]] A nigga who got shot in the balls
* [[Sean Taylor]] A nigga who got shot in the balls
* [[John Wayne Bobbitt]] A cracker who got his cock cut off.
* [[John Wayne Bobbitt]] - A cracker who got his cock cut off.
* [[Robotnik]]-The only guy on the internet who can regenerate balls after being castrated.
* [[Robotnik]] - The only guy on the internet who can regenerate balls after being castrated.


== External links ==
== External links ==
*<strike>http://groups.google.com/group/Eunuch-Furries-Resurrection Official description: "A place for furries interested in Castration/Emasculation/Nullification/FGM/etc. type roleplaying, fetish, or (possibly) something 'more'..."</strike> [[Baleeted]]!
*[http://www.eunuch.org Eunuch.org, a place for sick fucks, pedophiles, and eunuchs.]
*[http://www.eunuch.org Eunuch.org, a place for sick fucks, pedophiles, and eunuchs.]
*[http://www.statesurge.com/bills/63634 In Louisiana,A Sex Offender can be Chemically '''OR''' Physicallly castrated for a first offence.]
*[http://www.statesurge.com/bills/63634 In Louisiana,A Sex Offender can be Chemically '''OR''' Physicallly castrated for a first offence.]
*[http://vimeo.com/86014703 Robocop castrates lots of rapists in the remake]


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Latest revision as of 10:40, 17 June 2024

Sick shit

Castration is the removal of the testes from a male organism. Side effects include de-masculinization, mental retardation, Troll's Remorse, decreased libido, and improved flavor.

Why Castration?

Vasectomy

A Vasectomy is a method of birth control that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile. In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against babies and the dreaded cock-trappers. It can save you from forced marriage, drama, legal action, trips to the Maury show and save you thousands of dollars. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra man points in the process. So STFU and DO IT FAGGOT

Getting a vasectomy is a process that generally requires the combination of scrotum, knife and a steady hand. However, a laptop is fine too. And it doesn't always work.

Gallery

  • Feminator: Day of Castration
    Feminator: Day of Castration
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Videos

Eunuch Talks About Castration

Castration and cock cutting is always funny, especially if done by a woman

Thankfully christfags do it to themselves

Mobsters cutting some guys dick and balls off

Typical Texan mom tears sons balls off

Robocop being the master castrator

Henderson's castration tools

White woman biting a reindeer's balls off

You can't spell Loli without lol. Pedo gets cured.

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See also

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