A Solid

A solid (v.'sɒlɪd') is a slang term that is something people do for one another when a favor is needed. Usages might include, but are not limited to, "Do me a solid" or "It was real solid when you covered for me in Liberian Lit."

Solid may also be used as a noun an adjective ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT, like "There are some real solid people in history" or "You're a real solid citizen."

America did him a solid

Germans Invent the National Solid

An example of a German built Jewish Home

Some solids are so needed and wonderful that they reverberate on a national level. An example of this would be at least 100 years ago, when the Germans began to dabble in socialism. This system set up welfare programs, particularly for the Jews. The tenets of National Socialism did Germany a solid by building homes for many needy individuals who couldn't otherwise afford it. Since then, similar programs have been attempted with varying degrees of success in Rwanda, Kosovo, and the United States. Lulz followed with reckless abandon.

McCain continues rich tradition of solids

John McCain did the AmericanTs a solid by selecting a VPILF running mate. Now the world knows women can do politics, as long as they almost win a beauty pageant. Margaret Thatcher could have won a beauty pageant, except for the little known fact she lived on the planet of Qo'nos when she was a child. She was later expelled by her people because she was meant to lead a great nation. However, being removed from her own people (a solid), her new home's inhabitants could never understand her true beauty (not a solid).

List of Solids

1.) Get your friend a beer

2.) Become an hero

3.) Model yourself after Dick Masterson

4.) Ridicule your spouse

5.) Tell your wife that it's your cat's porn stash

6.) Matter

7.) Love your neighbor as yourself

8.) ????

9.) PROFIT!

See Also

• Language
• Metal Gear Solid